Rugrats Go Wild
Come along, faithful viewers,
on our journey through the drain forest
as we search for that very unusable creature,
the three-toed sloth.
Ah, there he is!
Teething with life.
Let's get a closer look, shall we?
Oh, no, you don't!
Don't worry, Chuckie.
I'm Nigel Strawberry, wild aminal expert.
And 'cause I'm an eggsbert, I say,
everybody into the truck!
Go, go, go.
Jump Tommy, jump!
Say something, Nigel.
I can hear the tiger's running feets,
see his sharp teeths,
and oh, oh... I feel a cool breeze.
Not to worry, guys!
Oh, no! It's coming back!
But that was my onliest cute toy!
Then feed him Phil.
I heard that.
That way! Through the swamp!
Nigel, why are we sinking?
Quitsand! I should have knowed!
Guys, hang on to me!
What are you diaperbags screaming about?
We're about to get eated
by that ferocious Siferean tiger.
Were you pretending to be Nigel Strawberry
Yeah. He's my hero,
and when I grow up, I want to be just like him.
Pickles, you're no Nigel Strawberry.
You're not even a Nigel...
You're never gonna have real adventures.
You're just a backyard baby with a diaper full of dreams.
Wow. She's mean.
Now, who wants to go look for cookies under stuff?
Okay, come on. Follow me.
The panthera onca,
commonly known as the jaguar, seems determined
to feast on my nether regions.
But not to worry.
Well, faithful viewers,
our journey was a smashing success.
Until next time, this is Sir Nigel Thornberry
of Sir Nigel Thornberry's Animal World.
Back! Back! Back!
Why, hello, Scout.
Boy, rest your eyes for a second,
at old Thornberry's gator bait.
Boy, that Sir Nigel gets in some real scrapes
out there in the wild, but he always manages
to wiggle out of trouble somehow.
Oh, and, Jonathan, don't think
that just because I'm on a Luxury Lipschitz Cruise
in the South China Seas,
I won't be checking messages,
E-mailing, and carrier pigeons on the hour.
Honey, I thought we were going to leave work behind
for seven fun-filled days.
Silly, it's not all work.
I've signed up for every spa treatment
culminating in the Salem Retreat,
where you're pressed between layers of hot rocks
and ripe cranberries.
But aren't we all going to be busy
with our children?
Deed, that's what the Kidsatorium is for.
Each morning we drop off the pups
and head for the All-Day Breakfast Buffet.
I hear they make a mean egg yolk omelet...
...dipped with five kinds of sausage.
We signed up the kids
for "Pirate Play and Pillage" class.
It teaches tolerance for the peg-legged.
Well, I'm going to use the whole seven kid-free days
to reshape my physique.
The Earth was created in six.
Everyone all set?
I think we all should thank my husband Stu
for arranging this wonderful getaway.
No. You can thank me
by having the time of your lives.
the world-renowned Dr. Lipschitz Cruise!
Stu must have taken Spike
for one last potty run.
I-I'm sure he'll be right back.
He's got all our tickets.
That sure is a nice cambera, Susie.
My mommy got it for me
so she can see everything she's missing.
How come she and your daddy can't come
on the cruise with us?
Well, my mommy's getting a special award
'cause she 'scovered a new disease,
and my daddy's cutting the ribbon
at the Dummi Bear Theme Park opening.
But I wanted to come with you guys.
so glad you did, Susie Carmichael.
Hold the spotlight on Lounge Singer Cynthia.
Dresses and shoes are the only things
That I'll share...
That's my rules.
Oh! I wonder if it's too late
to call my mommy.
Hey, The ship's sailing without us!
Isn't that our ship?
Captain Stu at your service!
Climb aboard for seven
fun-filled days on the S.S. Nancy.
No fancy packaged tour.
Just the thrill
of the open sea, the smell of the salt air,
and the joy of close friends
Drew, hold the shoes.
I'm Queen of the World!
Oh, isn't this a great vacation, guys?
As long as
the "Queen" doesn't sing...
And the bestest part is, we're all togethers.
Ah! This is just like my bathie.
Only there's no rubber ducky, and...
I'm not nakie.
There's a ducky.
Time to get nakie.
I can't believe
you did this without consulting us, Stu.
Look at poor Kira.
This was supposed to be our honeymoon.
And here I was hoping you'd be my first mate.
Snap out of it, Gilligan.
At the next port,
we're getting off this rinky-dink tub,
and getting on the Lipschitz Cruise.
Don't you see?
If we were
on a cruise right now, we wouldn't be together.
We'd be split up between the pools, the spas,
and the mile-long buffets.
We're missing Canadian Bacon Tuesday!
Oh, can't this bait trap go any faster?
Is anybody there?
Welcome passengers to what I like to call
"The Voyage of Your Lifetime!"
Everybody, I'm getting a signal.
It's from the Lipschitz Cruise.
Oh, quick, let me talk to them.
Mom, are you there?
We're having a little trouble with the wild child.
Sounds like a disgruntled passenger.
Oh! Hello, Lipschitz. Charlotte Pickles here.
Could you send a rescue boat right away?
We're the squalid little boat in the middle of the ocean.
My muscles are atrophying as we speak.
Well, we paid for spa treatments,
and I'm not missing one!
Hey, we're getting a signal here.
Oh, Dr. Lipschitz, can you help us?
My wife really needs to see the ship's doctor.
Huh? Hang on a sec, Mom.
I'm picking up some lame-o soap opera.
What is it this time, Debbie?
I made everyone dinner,
so I shouldn't have to clean up, too,
Mom, all she did was hand us a jar of peanut butter.
Uh, can we talk about this when your father and I get home?
Yeah. Any E.T.A. on that?
'Cause you've been gone since, like, yesterday.
We're still looking for the leopard at...
Over there! What's that?
That's... I see spots!
Watch out for that limb, dearest.
Here, neofelis nebulosa,
come to Papa.
Hello? I was talking here!
Oh, I'm sorry, Debbie.
Now you're on your own for dinner tonight.
You know, normal families
eat dinner together once in a while.
Marianne, perhaps I can lure out the leopard
by imitating its mating call.
Okay, so we're not normal.
But as a teen, I reserve the right
to alternately reject and embrace my parental units.
Consider us embraced.
Now, keep an eye on Donnie.
It's going to rain,
and you know how he likes mud.
Over and out.
She totally hung up on me.
And I was having a sensitive moment.
Debbie, you are so self-centered.
I am not!
Okay, what's the monkey saying about me?
Oh, that's great.
Oh, it's fine!
Come on, pups,
get underneath. Come on.
Come on, move it, move it, move it! Down below!
I can't hold the wheel.
Will you stop calling him captain?
He has no idea what he's doing!
I do so!
Does anybody know where the brakes are
on this thing?
Jonathan, why aren't you answering the phone?
I need you to divert a tropical storm.
It's a 40-foot wall of water.
We're going to need a bigger boat.
Everyone get below!
Charlotte, forget the phone!
Well, this is how we came in...
Chuckie, hold on to me.
Why didn't anybody stop me?
Out of my way!
Where you going?
Charlotte, don't. I-It's a rental.
Right behind you, boys!
If you like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
If you need help, hang up...
I got it!
Oh, Betty, thank you.
I thought this might come in handy, too.
I can't help feeling partially responsible.
There's got to be a morning after
If we can hold on through the night...
I know we can.
We have a chance to find the sunshine...
Let's keep on looking for the light
Come over here, Spike.
No, no, no, no.
-No, no, no, no. -There, there, Princess.
We've all lost something today.
Why, I lost my cell phone with 100 free minutes,
and Daddy lost his favorite sun visor,
and Uncle Stu lost all our respect.
You guys, wake up!
We're at the bacation place.
Ah, that was a good nappie.
It was just like when Mommy
used to rock us to beddie-bye.
Well, I likes a bed that doesn't move.
I'll never set foot on water again!
Where are we?
Oh, isn't it obvious?
The palm trees, the white sand,
the crystal blue water...
Why, we've landed on an island resort.
Place looks pretty deserted.
The best ones always are.
Just look for a cabana boy carrying towels.
I could use a double espresso, chop-chop.
-Chop-chop... -Don't worry,
I've got a map.
We'll figure this out.
We left here. We capsized here.
I know exactly where we are.
See? We're on this tiny little island called...
You mean we're the only people here?
Well, we'll just have to get back in the boat
and row to another island.
One with coffee.
Drew, the lifeboat's gone!
-Gone?! -Where'd it go?
Look, it's way out there.
Wait, ho, ho, oh, great.
With no food?
How soon before we all turn cannibal?
I have to get out of here!
So, "Swiss Family DeVille" he's not.
Good morning, poodles!
We were up all night
Iooking for that leopard.
Debbie, they're here!
Homemade coconut muffins and fresh herbal tea.
Debbie, this is so sweet.
Oh, and these look heavenly.
Afraid we must eat and run.
Ooh, really delicious, honey.
But you guys just got here!
I know, but the Foundation
is expecting that footage today,
and we still haven't got it.
Nigel, I think we should split up.
I thought we were so happy.
You mean to look
for the leopard, don't you?
I can't believe this!
You're always working.
When's the last time we took a vacation?
But, Debbie, we travel all over the world.
I want a family vacation.
You know, where we fight over the bar of hotel soap.
And Debbie hogs all the good towels?
And we order room service.
And we do dorky family activities?
Yes! Dorky sounds really good right now.
Well, girls, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you felt this strongly.
I promise, as soon as we find the leopard,
we'll do dorky family activities.
It's settled then.
-You're leaving, too? -Mm-hmm.
I was just going to hang out on the beach today anyway.
Debbie, are you forgetting that I talk to animals?
Sadly, no. Your point?
I'm going to find out where that leopard is so we can leave,
and maybe we'll really take a vacation.
Come on, Darwin.
Darwin's staying here.
I did not slave over a hot oven
to feed the birds!
When I write about my life--
and I will--
I will not be kind.
You play here, while the mommies and daddies
try to ward off the specter of doom.
Babies, listen up.
We're stucked on a topical island
that don't gots no people on it.
But we're here, Angelica.
I mean people who matter.
And we gots no food.
And no cookies!
You don't know what you're talking about,
I saw a movie 'bout it once.
These little kids were all alone
on an island till they growed up
and turned wild.
The boy grew a beard down to his feet,
and they had to wear rags for clothes.
That's not the worstest part.
This isn't like
Our park back home
With slides and pools and swings
It's a creepy little island
With great big scary things
Where mutant lobsters crawl around
Chomping on little kids
And water wings can't save you
From the slimy, squishy squids
That's why you need
A princess-- someone beautiful, hmm?
Like me-- to save you from the scary claws
That grab you from the tree
So if you don't wanna end up
Being mutant lobster food
The keep your Island Princess
In a really happy mood
That means no blowing bubbles
That means no making smells
That means no bugging me
To wear my royal shells, ha!
Just do the things I tell you
Like bow when I walk by
Listen when I speak to you
But don't look me in the eye
You're not some lsland Princess
There's not a squishy squid
There are no mutant lobsters
That would ever eat a kid
Don't listen to her stories
She always misbehaves
She's trying to scare you babies
Into being lsland Slaves
Why do you always have to be so good and nice and cheeky?
Just face the facts
That I'm this lsland Princess Angeli-tiki
So if you don't wanna end up being mutant lobster food
Then keep your lsland Princess
In a really happy mood
Keep your lsland Princess
In a really happy mood.
The first thing to do
is make a signal fire.
You know what else is obvious?
You're an idiot.
We have to find something to eat.
All I saved was a couple jars
of baby food.
I never knew strained peas and apricots
went so well together.
Oh, you ate the baby food?!
Babies don't need food.
I have to keep my strength up
for when you try to throw me into the soup pot!
This is all your fault!
Whose idea was the Stu Cruise to Doom?
Oh, I would expect that
from the Finsters or the DeVilles,
I knew this day was coming
since you were in diapers!
I should have never left Paris!
This is the Circle of Chaos.
If we're going to survive on this island,
we can't ever step foot in the Circle of Chaos.
Wow. I feel calmer already.
We don't know when we'll get off this island.
Until we do, we're gonna need order.
First thing we need is a leader.
Stu, put down your hand.
I nominate Betty.
All in favor of me, raise your hand.
You're all going to blindly follow Betty
just because she drew a circle in the sand?
As my first duty
as your rightfully
elected leader, I'm assigning Stu to baby watch.
The rest of yous, follow me.
Geez, all I wanted to do was have a little adventure.
Now everyone and their brother is blaming me for this mess.
Angelica, are the growed- ups mad at my daddy?
That's a blunderstatement.
He's in big trouble.
It's cause of him we're going to have to live here forever.
Maybe we can help.
You babies are gonna help?
You can't keep your fingers
out of your nose.
We gots to try, Angelica.
Guys, up that hill.
I think it's the drainforest,
just like we sawed on Nigel Strawberry's TV show!
Does that mean Nigel Strawberry's here?
What makes you think that big-nosed nature guy's
on this dinky island?
Because that's the lastest place we sawed him.
He was getting eated by a crocogator.
Nice knowing you, Chuckie.
I bet if we go in there, we'll find Nigel Strawberry.
He can help us get home!
And no one would be mad at your daddy no more!
And I wouldn't have to share the waffle I gots in my diapie.
Uh, if I had a waffle in my diapie.
See you, Angelica.
Hey, get back here.
You babies better listen to me,
I'm going to build a signal fire
that will have us off this island in no time.
Uh, let's see.
Gum, my special "writes-upside-down" pen
and disposable razor.
Great. I can chew, shave, and write about it.
On my head.
I can't believe it, Cynthia.
Those babies always do whatever I say!
What's all this junk?
It's not junk, Angelica.
These everyday items can be used
to make a lot of things.
I'll build a radio and send a distress signal!
Angelica, keep an eye on the babies for me, okay?
I'm supposed to baby-sit those half-pipes?
That's dog's work!
Spike! Wake up!
Watch the babies.
I got important things to do,
Iike find someone to be my royal subjects.
Cynthia, this vacation stinks!
I've been walking forever,
and no one's come along to carry me yet!
Hey, that bird's got a cupcake!
Drop it, beak-head!
There's got to be someone around here I can boss.
Listen up, monkey.
All that chimp chatter really bugs.
Just hand over those munchies and keep painting.
Wow! She's got that monkey
waiting on her hoof and mouth.
Cynthia, I could learn a lot from that girl.
Excuse me, Miss Bossy Lady?
Pipe down, monkey.
Who's calling me a lady?
I'm a teen!
Where did you come from?
This is supposed to be a deserted island.
I'm Angeli-tiki, the island princess.
And I'm thirsty.
And I lost my touch for being bossy,
so you got to teach me.
No ice cubes next time.
There's the drainforest, guys!
Bet we'll find Nigel Strawberry down there.
Now you're talking, Tommy!
Wait up! Wait for me!
This place is different than our own backyard
I hope we haven't gone too far
We're somewheres new and we haven't a clue
I just saw that butterflly turn blue
This is a strange and mysterious place
With lots of yummy buggies for us to chase
We're walking and we don't know where
Ooh-wee, it's a jungle out here
This place is really neat
Lots of wormies for us to eat
Lots of furry things everywhere you stare
Feels like I got some in my underwear
Monkeys swinging all around
I wonder if we're ever going to get found
We're having lots of fun, hey, look over there...
Whoopie! Oh, boy! Yay!
Great big snake hanging from a tree
I hopes that it don't eat up me
Fat green lizard looking me in the eye
I sure am glad that I'm not that fly
Prettiful birdies singing a song, tweet tweet
I hope we don't stay here for long
We gots a job to do, and we're headed up there
Look sharp, it's a jungle out here
We gots a job to do, and we're headed up there
Ooh-wee, it's a jungle out here.
Wow! It's got a gazillion feets.
Well, down the hatch.
Want a bite?
No! I don't think we should eat bugs
That's crazy talk, Lil.
We've been raised on bugs.
I know it, Philip,
but that's afore I sawed that poor fly
get eated by that big mean ol' flower.
Now, you let him go!
If I knowed the last bug I eated would be the last bug I eated,
I would've eated it slower.
Look! Growed-up feetprints!
I bet they're Nigel Strawberry's!
You know, it's lots easier going potty in the drainforest
than at home.
And you don't have to worry
'bout getting any on the floor or the walls or anything.
Uh, uh, guys?
Excuse me, I'm looking for a clouded leopard.
Have you seen any around?
Sure. There's one at the...
You'll never believe what I just saw!
There's a little girl at camp, and she's a miniature Debbie!
In every way.
She's bossy, she's loud...
What's he doing here?
Oh, spreading his fleas on an unsuspecting world.
Hey, hey, hey.
Could you give a dog a little warning?
I'm trying to do my business here.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You know, it's funny.
For a minute there
I thought I actually heard you talking to me.
You talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
Yeah, I can talk to animals.
It's a long story.
Should we come back?
Ah, no problem; I'm done.
I was just marking.
Spike was here!
Uh, sorry. I know... Where are my manners?
I am Spike.
Full name: Down Spike! Down! Get Off That Couch!
and this is Darwin.
Spike was here, too.
Wow! I've been sneezing all day.
My sniffer's on the blink.
I can't even smell my own butt.
And let me tell you,
Spike, what are you doing here?
To be honest with you, I'm looking for my babies.
You lost your babies?
Probably too busy drinking from the toilet.
I was not! I was sleeping.
That was my second guess.
Hey, hey, smart boy, you don't get it, okay?
This is how it works.
Usually they wander off, I find them, no problem.
But I can't smell.
I might as well not even call myself a dog.
We'll help you find them.
And I won't tell anyone you lost them.
Really? You really will help me find them?
Thank you! That is so nice.
Wow, you taste pretty good.
Tommy? Phil? Lil?
I knew we shoulda stayed at the beach.
This is the way we wash our clothes
Wash our clothes, wash our clothes
This is the way we wash our clothes
So early in the morning.
This is not funny!
Oh, you're just my 'flection!
How ya doin', Chuckie?
Uh, my 'flection never talked back!
I been ascared of lots of stuff 'afore,
but I never been ascared of me!
Hey! Where'd it go?
That's not very nice.
From now on,
I'm not gonna make funny faces with you no mores!
Hey! Who's throwing stuff?
My shorts feel kinda big...
Aah! Who took my shoeses?
My big-boy pants aren't 'posed to do this!
I don't even look like Chuckie no mores.
No! We don't do that no mores!
Aw, just one little wormie, Lil!
Don't you 'member how good they used to taste?
How they tickled on the way down?
No, I don't!
I told you I'm a vegebelatarian now.
We don't eat bugs. We pet 'em.
I don't knows you anymore, Lil.
do you still like to eat mud?
Not if it has a face.
But you're my twin!
Who's gonna 'splain Mommy's jokes to me
or-or help me plant my booger farm?
And who's gonna tell me when my feet smell?
Do your stuff.
Guys, I haven't seen Chuckie for a long time.
We better go back.
You know how scared Chuckie is of being losted.
Is everything okay, Chuckie?
When did Chuckie start talking backwards?
Not a hair,
not a paw print,
not even a dropping!
Must keep my chin up.
I'll find that cat
or my name's not Nigel Archibald Thornberry.
I'll find that big-nosed nature guy,
or my name's not Tommy Awfully Bald Pickles!
Is that you?
Look, it's Nigel Strawberry!
We founded him!
Great Goodall, a gaggle of babies!
Stay right there!
I'm coming down!
Not the way I intended.
Heavens, what a fall.
I must get to those babies.
Are you okay, Mr. Strawberry?
She called me "mister!"
I'm only this many years old!
Do any of you remember
where I left my tricycle?
That's one old three-year-old.
Uh, no, Mr. Strawberry.
We're shipwrecked on this island.
We was hoping you could help Tommy's daddy.
Watch what I can do.
I think Nigel Strawberry's acting kinda funny.
Maybe he's got diapie rash.
Did you catch a whiff of anything yet?
It's, look, it-it-it, it's kind of a damp smell
that's a cross between sour milk and poop.
Well, actually I kind of like it.
but everything smells pretty much the same to me.
How do you live?
And who put the "poo" in pooch?
Okay, there you go. Look at yourself now.
All right, you got a little dog pee on you.
Oh, my gosh! You're the..
I am Siri, the clouded leopard.
I'm Spike, the purebred mutt!
See these claws?
Sniff my butt!
why'd you say that?
I was being social.
Of course, a simple handshake wouldn't do.
Hey, twitchy, I do not shake with cats, okay?
Now... a small chimp for breakfast,
a mutt for lunch,
and a sensible girl for dinner.
Hey, chimpboy, will you stop worrying?
I know all about cats
with a capital K.
Sit on a windowsill, hack up a fur ball.
Ooh, that's very ferocious.
Spike, this isn't your regular house cat.
They all twitch their whiskers
one whisker at a time, just like you and me.
Don't go and be fooled
By those fancy pants
It's just her feline arrogance
Flaunting their collars with tinkly bells
She thinks her litter box don't smell
Whoa, hey, who cut the cheese?
Was that you, baby?
You may want to reexamine your diet.
Can the old canine philosophies
Why don't you just go and tend to your fleas
Don't push me, mutt
I'm just not in the mood
You're one swipe away from becoming cat food
Don't go and be fooled by this crazy cat
Don't go and listen to his crazy facts
Not gonna tell you twice, you better watch your back
Don't go and be fooled
The big bad cat's a fur-ball-hacking
That's right, an act.
You're just a pussycat.
You think you're tough?
I dare you, Spike, to call my bluff
You're a very scawy puddytat.
You're one swipe away from becoming toast
Eliza, get my doggy bag. I'm about to catch a snack.
We can settle this right now, right here--
mano a mano, dogo a cato.
Ow! That has gotta hurt--
falling off a cliff into a sticker bush.
Not gonna tell you twice, you better watch your back
Oh! Here I am. Come get me.
You think I'm afraid of your claws?
Bombs away, ladies.
Come on, me and you. Come on, let's go right now.
I'll rip that fur coat off ya
and wear it,
and all my dog friends will be going,
"Spike, where did you get that skanky cat coat?"
You hear what I'm saying, Red?
I thought cats didn't like water.
But frankly, Eliza,
she did need a bath... Come on, come on.
Aw, what happened?
I'm outta here, I gotta go find my babies.
Yeah! Yeah! That's it. That's it.
Have you seen 'em? Little ones, walk on two feet?
Last time I saw 'em, they were on the beach.
Yeah, they're my human babies.
I thought we were looking for puppies!
No, no. My pups are home with the wife.
She can't travel.
Me, I could eat anything--
shoes, furniture, pencils
with the little erasers.
I ate one of Chuckie's diapers one time
-Spike... -and let me tell you...
-Spike! -that is spicy.
Spike! We have to find those babies before Siri does!
When will I think before I bark?
Spike, is that you?
Oh, no, not monkeys!
Hey, they're chasing that little one!
That's not very nice.
Now, you big monkeys go 'way.
You was little monkeys yourselfs once...
So just go away and leave this little monkey 'lone.
Wow! I saveded someone 'stead of someone saving me.
I must be a wild boy now.
Oh, my dogness!
What if I never feel their sticky jammy fingers
poking in my ears again?
What if I never find a floating diaper in my doggie bowl?
Spike! Snap out of it!
Right, right, right, right.
Not helping. Not helping.
Focus, focus, Spike.
What does "focus" mean?
But who's going to sneak me donuts?
Come on, we're almost there.
These are much better
than the cookies we gots back at the grass hut,
and I don't have to share with no dumb babies.
I mean, um, dumb baby savages.
Tell me about it.
I have to share with a pigtailed weirdo,
a jungle freak, and a monkey in a tank top.
Why do I have to get it?
You said you wanted to learn
how to be bossy, right?
This is how you learn.
Extra ice, two straws.
I would trade the monkey for her any day.
Debbie, come in. Over.
Hey, Mom, how's it going?
It's not going at all.
Have you heard from your father?
No, but get this, Mom.
Tell me later, honey. Be back soon.
Angeli-tiki is nobody's lackey.
What's that bubble thing?
It goes underwater.
You know, like a submarine.
Getting thirsty here!
That girl's even bossier than me.
Those dumb babies
are practically on top of a mountain,
and I'm gonna be blamed!
I gotta go home and pretend I'm innocent.
I just 'membered.
I was supposed to be home for, uh, the lsland Sacrifice.
Okay, my mom will drive you when she gets here.
But I have to go now.
I'm the princess.
Who do you think's going to throw in the goat?
Oh, it's a native thing.
Oh, Mom will understand.
But I am not waiting around to watch the goat bite it.
Is that a CD player?
Yeah, only the best.
You know an awful lot for an "island girl."
Um, well, see, a TV washed up on the beach once
and the island king made the whole tribe watch it.
I love this song!
Hey, me, too.
Darling you've got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here till the end of time
So you've got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
It's always tease...
Debbie, there's a bunch of a babies lost around here,
and the leopard's after them!
I didn't know there was a leopard out there.
I'm gonna be
in big trouble.
Get back here and put your seat belt on.
C'mon, Cynthia. We're taking a ride!
Debbie, what happened?
I was taking care of this island princess and...
What's she doing in the bathysphere?
I didn't say
I was taking care of her well.
Where are the lights on this thing?
I'm a kangaroo.
Hoppity, hoppity, hop.
I'm a froggie,
and I'm frogging.
All this hopping is making my diapie creep.
Now I'm a giant kitty cat,
of pointy toothies!
Don't worry, guys.
Nigel Strawberry plays with wild aminals all the time.
He'll get us out of this scrape.
Does kitty want a mousie?
Does kitty want to dress up in dolly clothes and take a ride
in Nanny's pram?
Kitty gave me a boo-boo.
Chuckie, be careful!
He's so brave.
Hey, I been looking all over for you.
I don't like being half nakie.
I want my clothses back.
Hey, I got sticks in my hair!
I gots no shoeses!
Oh, ouch, my feet!
Now I can see.
Look, Mumsy, I'm a whale.
You sure he can really help us, Tommy?
Of course, Susie.
He's Nigel Strawberry.
He's, um, the bestest nature 'splorer ever.
Or... I thought he was.
Guess we're stucked here till somebody finds us.
Who's going to find us in here?
I know what'll cheer
A nice waffle.
It's kind of crusty.
You sure you don't gots any mable syrup in there?
Nope. But I got some ketchup.
Watch this one.
Maybe TV people are only good at doing stuffs on TV.
Well, I guess we'll be living on this island from now on.
I might not see my family again for a long time.
Uh, you gonna eat that waffle?
Shh, Phillip. Susie's sad.
I'm sad, too.
I want my mommy and daddy.
I'm sorry, guys.
I never shoulda broughted you here.
Angelica was right.
I am just a backyard baby with a diapie full of dreams.
No, you're not.
Tommy, you took us through the drainforest all by yourself!
And led us up the side of the mountain.
And you founded Nigel Strawberry.
And you saved me from the giant kitty cat.
Oh, you got lots more
than dreams in your diapie, Tommy.
That's the nicest stuff anyone's ever said.
So, hey, even though we're stucked in a cave
and there isn't any boat and we can't swim,
I still promise to get you out of here!
It's like my hero Nigel Strawberry always says...
The Martians have landed!
I was thinking 'bout when he says,
"Don't give up hope,
Now who's your princess?
Yay! Let's go!
Drew, there's no longer a ringing in my ears
from constant cell-phone usage.
Oh, isn't this paradise?
Sure is, honey!
Didi, you think this is done?
I've never cooked a fish with its head still on.
Well, let me see.
Does it flake when...
Who's that little cannibal boy?
Those look an awful lot
Iike Chuckie's sneakers.
You ate the fish and Chuckie!
Come on, guys!
He's getting away!
Well, it's not a clouded leopard,
but at least I'll have film of something.
This is supposed to be a deserted island.
Oh, thank heavens!
We're part of an elaborate television stunt
designed to humiliate us.
Who are you?
My name is Marianne Thornberry.
From the nature show?
Can you help us, Marianne?
Of course. Our camp is nearby.
Debbie, come in.
Oh, Mom. What's up?
I need you to bring the Comvee
over to the east beach.
Uh, that may be a problem.
Don't worry about cleaning up.
Oh, thanks, but that's not the problem.
Just get here. Now.
My daughter will bring our trailer
and my husband will be along soon and...
Behold, fellow islanders!
I, Stu Pickles, have built us a radio!
Stu, who's watching the kids?
Oh, Angelica said she'd take care of them.
Oh, this is very strange.
I feel like this has happened before.
Look at them...
chasing their own tails.
If only I could tell them that it doesn't work.
I know, I've done it.
I've chased my tail a million times.
It does not work.
It's getting a signal!
I'm very impressed.
Oh, Stu's an inventor.
Runs an ad in the shop-and-buy.
Girls, have you seen some children?
Just a bossy 3-year-old
who has delusions of being a princess.
-Angelica! -I'm the boss
-of this bathie thing. -That's her!
We haven't moved a bit, Angelica.
She must have turned on the radio in the bathysphere.
A 3-year-old's driving the bathysphere?!
What the heck?
Hey, it's no problem.
We can track them by radar from the Comvee.
Uh... yeah. Except...
I sunk the Comvee.
I'm beginning to think you tooked this scrubmarine
without permission, Angelica.
Oh, you think you're such a know-it-all, Carmichael.
Now, here's the right button.
You need this to drive.
Now, here's the other right button.
Oh, I can't get a signal.
We've got to try to reach them on your coconut.
Hello. Calling Angelica.
She really did give me cream soda.
Angelica, Susie. Can you hear me?
You didn't have permission, Angelica!
Stop fighting this instant and listen to your father!
Our mommies and daddies!
Daddy, tell Susie to stop bothering me
while I'm trying to drive a scrubmarine!
Give me that, Angelica.
A new toy?
I'm the happiest lad in all of England!
Listen, Angeli-tiki. It's me, Debbie.
Let me talk to my Dad.
Stop eating those smelly fish and talk to the teen.
This little fishie goes to market.
This little fishie stays home.
Great. Dad finally lost it.
Something's wrong with Nigel.
Girls, this is Mrs.Thornberry.
Do you see a red handle?
I see it!
I need you to push that up.
That will bring you up to the surface.
Drooly, don't touch that!
Oh, no, Nigel Strawberry!
This calls for my 'mergency bottle.
Well, what have we here?
Who are all you positively adorable children?
We went all over the island looking for you.
I saved them, but then Carmichael
tried to drive this tub-boat and now...
We just want to go home.
Well, of course you do, young lady.
And so we shall.
Hmm. Bit of a pickle.
No fuel left.
The radar appears to be knocked out,
which means I have no idea where we are
and we're almost out of oxygen.
Yes, and there's that, too.
Angeli-tiki, come in!
What's going on down there?!
Is that you?
Dad! You're back to normal!
Well, Dad-normal anyway.
Oh, Nigel, thank goodness you're all right.
Can you bring her to the surface?
Impossible at the moment, dearest.
You'll have to engage
the automatic-retrieval system in the Comvee.
And I don't want to alarm anyone,
but we're a tad low on oxygen down here.
We'll get you as soon as we can.
Over and out.
Okay, we have to raise the Comvee.
The pump's destroyed
and there's a huge rip in the pontoon.
What, it's ripped?
The professor's getting an idea.
How about a little song to lift our spirits?
Old MacDonald had a farm
And on his farm he had a ring-tailed lemur
With a guttural roar here
And a throaty rumble there...
Okay, here's the plan.
We'll transfer force from the bi-pedal energy generator.
to the dual reduction chamber.
The resulting compressed atmospheric matrix
will transverse the tubular transport mechanisms,
which you gentlemen will connect to the deflated pontoon.
This will increase the displacement coefficient
of the Comvee and it will rise
aided by a fulcrum-driven counter balance
weighted with coconuts.
Let's do it!
It's perfect, but...
how are we going to inflate a pontoon with a hole in it?
What do we do now?
What's going on?
We can't raise the Comvee.
We need something to patch it.
There's a rafty thingy out there.
Can we use that?
She found your boat, Spike.
They can use it to patch the Comvee.
I'll get it!
The waves are too big!
Hey, this is Spike you're talking to.
I've paddled my way to more tennis balls than I can count!
If I could count.
But I'm afraid you won't make it!
Sure I will!
And if I don't, well, no one's going to say
that ol' Down Spike didn't try his best.
You only go around once in this crazy, mixed-up life.
Well, not cats.
They get nine lives
while dogs have to cram seven years into one.
Now that bites!
That a boy, Spike.
Good boy, Spike.
Look! It's Spike!
Ooh, nice save, dog.
Good boy, Spike.
But what are we going to use for glue?
I'll take care of it.
That gum won't stay sticky for long.
-Places! -Let's go.
Don't worry, Mom.
I'm on it.
And on his farm
He had a oceanospirillum multiglouliferum
Can we go home now, Mr. Strawberry?
We've got 'em!
Now let's reel 'em in.
is everybody okay down there?
Well, one little girl is rather pouty
and somebody needs a diaper change-- I won't say whom.
Why, it's the architeuthis,
commonly known as the giant squid.
Isn't she magnificent?
If only I had a camera...
Here, Mr. Strawberry...
60 feet long
and two tons of boneless flesh.
Oh, your picture
didn't come out.
Well, that's probably as it should be.
You see, children, the giant squid
has never been seen alive before.
I suppose this marvel of nature will be our little secret.
What do you say?
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Here I am!
And who does this little chap belong to?
Come here, champ.
I'd like you to meet Stu Pickles.
He made the coconut radio that saved your lives.
Terribly grateful, Mr. Pickles.
I have a feeling I wouldn't be here
without this little chap, either.
You might grow up
to be just like Nigel Strawberry after all.
But I think I'll grow up to be just like my daddy.
Well, bro, I got to hand it to you...
I'm so proud of you, Stu.
Oh, Nigel, I was so worried.
I confess, I was, too.
I hated the thought of our last family meal
being shortchanged because we had to go find a leopard.
Your father's right.
We lost sight of what's important--
spending time together.
Let's pack up.
We're going on vacation!
The Lipschitz Cruise!
We're leaving to go on vacation.
Oh, yeah, right on.
Well, Eliza, as dog is my witness,
I'll never lose my babies again!
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Rabid Dogs - Cani Arrabbiati 1974
Raccoon War Pom Poko The CD1
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Raging Bull 1980
Raid 2003 CD1
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Raid On Rommel 1971
Rain Children The 2003
Rain Man CD1
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Rainy Dog - Takashi Miike
Raise Your Voice
Raisin in the Sun A
Raising Victor Vargas (2002) Deity
Ranch The 2004 Unrated Uncut Edition
Random Harvest 1942
Random Hearts (1999)
Rasen (The Spiral)
Rayon Vert Le (Rohmer 1986)
Real Cancun The
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Real Women Have Curves (2002)
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Red Dwarf - 05x06 - Back To Reality
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Red Dwarf 02x03 - Thanks For The Memory
Red Dwarf 02x04 - Stasis Leak
Red Dwarf 02x05 - Queeg
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Red Hot Chili Peppers - Off the Map
Red River 1948
Red Sorghum 1987
Red beard 1965 akahige CD1
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Regarding Henry 1991
Regle Du Jeux La
Reign of Fire
Remains of the Day The CD1
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Remember Me CD1
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Remember the Titans
Remember the Titans (Standard Edition)
Replacement Killers The
Replacement Killers Who Am I
Requiem for a Dream
Requiem from the Darkness Episode One
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Rescuers Down Under The
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Respiro grazias island 2002
Resurrection of the little match girl CD1
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Return To Me
Return To Paradise (1998)
Return of The King The
Return of the Dragon
Return to Sender
Return to the Blue Lagoon
Returner (Takashi Yamazaki 2002) CD1
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Reversal Of Fortune (2003) Korean
Revolution OS 2001
Rhapsody In August 1991
Richard III - CD1
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Ricordati Di Me CD1
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Riding in Cars with Boys
Riget I (The kingdom) 1x01
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Ring 0 - Birthday 2000
Ring The CD1
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Ring of Bright Water
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Riso Amaro (1949)
River Wild The
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Rocky Horror Picture Show The
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Rookie (2002) CD1
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Room with a View A CD1
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Roughnecks - The Starship Troopers Chronicles (1999)
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Royal Tenenbaums The
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Rue Des Plaisirs (2002)
Rugrats Go Wild
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Run 2 U
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Rush Hour - New Line Platinum Series
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