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[INFORMATION] [AUTHOR] [SOURCE] [PRG] [FILEPATH] [DELAY] [CD TRACK] [COMMENT] [END INFORMATION] [SUBTITLE] [COLF]&HFFFFFF,[STYLE]no,[SIZE]18,[FONT]Arial 00:00:57.88,00:01:03.44 [Male Singer][br]% I have climbed the highest mountain % 00:01:03.52,00:01:08.64 % I have run through the fields % 00:01:08.72,00:01:13.92 % Only to be with you % 00:01:14.04,00:01:19.68 % Only to be with you % 00:01:19.76,00:01:26.12 % I have run, I have crawled % 00:01:26.24,00:01:31.68 % I have scaled these city walls % 00:01:31.80,00:01:37.08 % These city walls % 00:01:37.20,00:01:42.68 % Only to be with you % 00:01:42.80,00:01:49.04 % But I still haven't found % 00:01:49.08,00:01:53.24 % What I'm looking for % 00:01:54.84,00:01:59.84 % But I still haven't found % 00:01:59.88,00:02:03.52 % What I'm looking for % 00:02:06.20,00:02:08.52 [Man] Fisher, pick up. 00:02:08.64,00:02:12.24 Fisher, it's me![br]Fisher, pick up! 00:02:12.32,00:02:16.20 I'm late, come on, come on.[br]I need to bounce some ideas off you. 00:02:16.28,00:02:18.64 Mine are all boring,[br]done it, been there. 00:02:18.72,00:02:20.00 Hey, Ike! 00:02:20.08,00:02:23.88 When are you guys gonna stop[br]waking me up every morning? 00:02:24.00,00:02:26.84 When your column stops[br]putting me to sleep. 00:02:26.92,00:02:30.08 - Funny, funny.[br]- Yo, Jonah! 00:02:30.20,00:02:32.64 Fisher, come on![br]Are you really not there? 00:02:32.72,00:02:35.28 All right, cool.[br]I'll talk to you later. 00:02:35.40,00:02:38.92 Excuse me. I'm thinking of doing[br]an article about limousines. 00:02:39.04,00:02:42.68 What do you think about people[br]who've never been in one? 00:02:42.72,00:02:44.92 I don't know people like that. 00:02:45.04,00:02:49.68 I need someone to bounce some ideas[br]off of and get the juices flowing. 00:02:49.72,00:02:53.44 I got one hour,[br]27 minutes, 52 seconds. 00:02:53.52,00:02:55.88 Hey, Ike! When are you gonna[br]put me in a column? 00:02:56.00,00:02:59.44 - When your T-shirts stop shrinking.[br]- [Woman] Shrinks? 00:02:59.52,00:03:03.00 -Funny. He's kidding. He's just kidding.[br]-Oh, forget it. 00:03:03.08,00:03:06.92 - Here, give me $5. Give me $2.[br]- [Woman] No way. 00:03:07.04,00:03:10.52 Folks, I got nice shirts here.[br]Look! 00:03:10.64,00:03:13.28 "I love everybody. You're next." 00:03:13.40,00:03:17.20 %[Female Singing] 00:03:30.92,00:03:34.80 So what's in store for us[br]in tomorrow's column? 00:03:34.88,00:03:38.12 [Groans][br]I don't know yet. 00:03:39.40,00:03:44.12 I'm, uh, kind of[br]a last-minute man. 00:03:44.20,00:03:48.08 You know, till an hour or two[br]before deadline, I don't get any ideas. 00:03:50.08,00:03:53.20 So you get your ideas[br]for your column from life. 00:03:53.28,00:03:55.60 Start up a conversation with a woman[br]in a bar. 00:03:55.68,00:03:58.88 Attack her dart playing[br]and try to get a rise out of her... 00:03:59.00,00:04:03.28 while you contemplate whether[br]or not she's worth hitting on. 00:04:03.40,00:04:06.64 No, I can't hit on you[br]till I get an idea. 00:04:06.72,00:04:08.84 Wh-- That's flattering. 00:04:08.92,00:04:11.72 [Ike][br]No, you don't understand. 00:04:11.80,00:04:16.00 I understand. See,[br]my not responding to you baiting me... 00:04:16.08,00:04:20.52 will inspire one of those bitter[br]diatribes you like to write about women. 00:04:20.64,00:04:23.40 [Ike]I don't write bitter diatribes[br]about women. 00:04:23.48,00:04:26.84 - Oh-ho.[br]- Very often. I could. 00:04:26.92,00:04:30.32 Only when the ideas[br]aren't flowing, huh? 00:04:30.40,00:04:32.88 It's so nice to meet you,[br]one-minute man. 00:04:33.00,00:04:36.52 It's last-minute man. 00:04:36.64,00:04:39.24 Whatever. 00:04:39.32,00:04:43.20 Want to hear something funny? For a[br]good-looking guy, you strike out a lot. 00:04:43.28,00:04:46.92 - [Bartender] Have you noticed that?[br]- [Phone Ringing] 00:04:47.04,00:04:49.84 - I bet it's your ex-wife.[br]- [Man] Excuse me. 00:04:49.92,00:04:52.20 I've seen much worse. 00:04:52.28,00:04:55.52 [Bartender][br]No, Ike's not here. 00:04:55.64,00:04:59.28 I say, I've seen much worse. 00:04:59.40,00:05:02.40 - I'll tell him when he comes in.[br]- Excuse me? 00:05:02.48,00:05:05.92 The brush-off. 00:05:06.00,00:05:09.28 I've witnessed far more... 00:05:09.32,00:05:13.04 treacherous and nefarious exits[br]than that. 00:05:14.36,00:05:17.32 At least she castigated you[br]in private. 00:05:17.44,00:05:21.64 Not as private as I thought.[br]Kevin, you got some napkins there? 00:05:21.72,00:05:26.32 - Wiping or writing?[br]- I'll let you know. 00:05:26.40,00:05:29.92 They love you.[br]They hate you. 00:05:30.00,00:05:33.04 They're hot.[br]They're cold. They're high. 00:05:33.12,00:05:35.48 They're up. They're down. 00:05:35.52,00:05:39.88 This is fun making a list with you,[br]but I do have a column to write. 00:05:40.00,00:05:42.12 Ike. 00:05:42.24,00:05:47.04 But you have yet to find[br]a really superb idea. 00:05:47.12,00:05:51.20 There's a girl from my hometown[br]that you could write about. 00:05:51.28,00:05:53.60 Excuse me,[br]but we don't need any ideas. 00:05:53.68,00:05:57.92 She likes to dump grooms at the altar.[br]They call her the "Runaway Bride." 00:05:58.04,00:06:01.64 She's performed the travesty[br]seven or eight times. 00:06:01.72,00:06:06.08 Turns around, runs like hell.[br]Bolts. Adios. 00:06:06.12,00:06:09.32 Plows down the aisle,[br]knocking old ladies out of her way... 00:06:09.44,00:06:12.80 Like the Running of the Bulls[br]in Pamplona. 00:06:12.88,00:06:15.84 And guess what![br]She's got the next victim all lined up. 00:06:15.92,00:06:19.68 She's turning another body[br]on the spit. 00:06:19.80,00:06:23.52 [Ike][br]Okay, Italics, here we go. 00:06:26.44,00:06:31.52 [Ike's Voice] Today is[br]a day of profound introspection. 00:06:31.64,00:06:35.04 I have been accused[br]of using this column... 00:06:35.12,00:06:40.08 to direct bitter diatribes[br]at the opposite sex. 00:06:40.20,00:06:43.88 This uncomfortable accusation... 00:06:43.92,00:06:49.00 has plunged me into at least 15 minutes[br]of serious reflection, 00:06:49.08,00:06:51.60 from which I have emerged... 00:06:51.68,00:06:58.04 with the conclusion that, yes,[br]I traffic in female stereotypes. 00:07:00.48,00:07:04.68 "But how can one blame me when[br]every time I step out my front door, 00:07:04.72,00:07:09.72 I meet fresh proof that the female[br]archetypes are alive and well." 00:07:09.84,00:07:14.04 "The mother, the virgin,[br]the whore, the crone." 00:07:14.12,00:07:17.60 "They're elbowing you in the subway,[br]stealing your cabs, 00:07:17.68,00:07:20.88 and overwhelming you[br]with perfume in elevators." 00:07:21.00,00:07:23.32 "But perhaps in fairness[br]to the fairer sex, 00:07:23.44,00:07:28.44 I do need to broaden my horizon and add[br]some new goddesses to the pantheon." 00:07:28.52,00:07:33.28 "I would like to nominate[br]for deity the cheerleader, the coed... 00:07:33.40,00:07:37.00 and the man-eater, the last[br]of which concerns me most today." 00:07:37.08,00:07:41.12 "In ancient Greece, this fearsome female[br]was known as Erinys, 00:07:41.20,00:07:43.60 the devouring death goddess." 00:07:43.68,00:07:45.68 "In India, she is Kali, 00:07:45.72,00:07:48.72 who likes to devour[br]her boyfriend Shiva's entrails..." 00:07:48.84,00:07:52.08 "while her yoni devours[br]his dot, dot, dot... never mind." 00:07:52.20,00:07:58.24 "In Indonesia, the bloody-jawed man-eater[br]is called Ragma." 00:07:58.32,00:08:02.40 You notice these are[br]all countries without cable. 00:08:02.48,00:08:05.32 "And in Hale, Maryland, 00:08:05.40,00:08:08.00 where she helps run[br]the family hardware store, 00:08:08.08,00:08:13.68 she is known as Miss Maggie Carpenter,[br]a.k.a. the Runaway Bride." 00:08:13.80,00:08:17.20 "What is unusual about[br]Miss Carpenter... 00:08:17.28,00:08:22.64 is that she likes to dress her men up[br]as grooms before she devours them." 00:08:22.72,00:08:28.52 One antique hot-water handle[br]with the "hot" still on it. 00:08:28.64,00:08:31.92 Guaranteed to fit[br]any American Standard cast-iron tub... 00:08:32.04,00:08:37.52 with a four-inch center mount[br]made between 1924 and 1938. 00:08:37.64,00:08:40.08 In other words,[br]Mr. Paxton, 00:08:40.20,00:08:42.64 I think you are out of the doghouse[br]with Mrs. Paxton. 00:08:42.72,00:08:43.88 Hallelujah! 00:08:44.00,00:08:46.04 I'll see you later.[br]I'll put it on your charge. 00:08:46.12,00:08:51.32 There's a possibility[br]she hasn't seen this yet. 00:08:51.44,00:08:56.12 Maybe she just hasn't picked up a paper.[br]Know what I mean? 00:08:56.20,00:08:59.60 - Or not.[br]- [Man]Maggie? 00:08:59.68,00:09:02.88 Earl, you don't need an air-conditioner.[br]You need an attic fan. 00:09:03.00,00:09:06.64 There's more in the back. Hey. 00:09:10.44,00:09:12.72 What? 00:09:12.84,00:09:16.52 So, Mag,[br]you've seen this, huh? 00:09:16.64,00:09:18.92 Yes, I've seen it. 00:09:20.04,00:09:22.32 And it is the rudest, 00:09:22.44,00:09:25.44 most offensive... 00:09:25.52,00:09:29.48 joke anyone[br]has ever played on me! 00:09:29.52,00:09:33.04 You guys, how long did this take you?[br]Where did you get it done? 00:09:33.12,00:09:35.80 You're both creeps, by the way.[br]I should "disinvite" you. 00:09:35.88,00:09:42.20 Maggie, you told us[br]no bachelorette jokes, so we didn't-- 00:09:48.92,00:09:53.08 Holy moly. 00:09:55.12,00:09:58.84 - Bag. Bag![br]- She's going. She's gonna go! 00:09:58.92,00:10:03.40 Here's the bag. Breathe! 00:10:03.48,00:10:06.68 [Female Singer][br]% Ready, ready, ready, ready % 00:10:06.80,00:10:09.28 % Ready to run % 00:10:09.40,00:10:13.44 % All I'm ready to do is have some fun % 00:10:13.52,00:10:15.28 [Barks] 00:10:15.40,00:10:22.88 % What's all this talk about love % 00:10:22.92,00:10:26.00 [Grunting] 00:10:28.32,00:10:31.88 [Radio] On the local front,[br]our town of Hale, Maryland, 00:10:32.00,00:10:34.92 is still buzzing about[br]the less-than-flattering article... 00:10:35.04,00:10:38.16 about their native daughter,[br]Maggie Carpenter. 00:10:38.28,00:10:40.80 Her bridal exploits were taken[br]to task... 00:10:40.88,00:10:44.00 by New York columnist[br]Ike Graham in USA Today. 00:10:44.08,00:10:46.60 - Mr. Graham called her--[br]- [Radio Off] 00:10:46.68,00:10:50.84 [Maggie's Voice][br]Dear Editor: Greetings from the sticks. 00:10:50.92,00:10:55.68 Perhaps you believe that[br]a rural education is focused mainly... 00:10:55.72,00:11:00.84 on hog calling and tractor maintenance[br]rather than reading. 00:11:00.92,00:11:03.28 Why else would you print a piece[br]of fiction about me and call it fact? 00:11:03.28,00:11:05.52 Why else would you print a piece[br]of fiction about me and call it fact? 00:11:09.32,00:11:12.80 I suppose Mr. Graham was too busy[br]thinking up slanderous statements... 00:11:12.88,00:11:15.28 about how I dump men for kicks... 00:11:15.32,00:11:18.72 to bother with something silly[br]like accuracy in reporting. 00:11:18.84,00:11:22.32 Which is understandable, because[br]with a man-eater like me on the loose, 00:11:22.44,00:11:24.72 who has time to check facts? 00:11:24.84,00:11:28.24 - Hey, Frances, lunch today?[br]- No, I'm going to the bank. 00:11:28.32,00:11:30.64 - Sure?[br]- Sorry, Ike. 00:11:30.72,00:11:34.60 - All right. Hey.[br]- Hey. 00:11:34.68,00:11:37.24 I'm going to put in[br]a good word for you. 00:11:37.32,00:11:38.68 Don't mention my name. 00:11:38.72,00:11:41.12 [Maggie's Voice][br]That's why I was surprised to find... 00:11:41.20,00:11:43.92 Mr. Graham's editor was a woman. 00:11:44.04,00:11:47.92 Call me a sentimental fool, but I hoped[br]we man-eaters could stick together. 00:11:48.00,00:11:51.00 "Anyway, I'm just dropping[br]you big-city folk this little note... 00:11:51.08,00:11:54.08 to say that I have thought[br]of a ritual sacrifice..." 00:11:54.12,00:11:56.60 "that would satisfy[br]my current appetite: 00:11:56.68,00:11:59.48 "Ike Graham's column[br]on a platter." 00:11:59.52,00:12:02.28 "Yours truly, Maggie Carpenter.[br]P.S. 00:12:02.32,00:12:06.68 "I have enclosed a list of gross factual[br]misrepresentations in your article. 00:12:06.80,00:12:09.88 There are fifteen." 00:12:11.20,00:12:13.52 [Ike][br]Funny. I like her. 00:12:13.60,00:12:16.68 She's got spunk. 00:12:16.80,00:12:21.08 Ike, look. She sent us this list.[br]Our lawyers say it's actionable. 00:12:21.20,00:12:23.68 [Sighs] 00:12:23.72,00:12:26.60 I left you four messages.[br]You don't return my calls. 00:12:26.68,00:12:30.12 I never returned your calls.[br]Even when we were married I didn't-- 00:12:30.20,00:12:36.00 -What's Fisher doing here?[br]-Ellie asked me to offer moral support. 00:12:36.08,00:12:39.68 Since when does Ellie[br]need moral support? 00:12:39.72,00:12:42.64 It's for you, Ike. 00:12:45.72,00:12:48.08 What? What? 00:12:48.12,00:12:50.68 Journalism lesson number one: 00:12:50.72,00:12:54.48 If you fabricate your facts,[br]you get fired. 00:12:54.52,00:12:58.68 Lesson number two:[br]Never work for your former spouse. 00:12:58.72,00:13:04.28 That has nothing to do with it. You[br]cooked this story up, and you know it! 00:13:04.40,00:13:06.80 I did not cook anything up.[br]I had a source. 00:13:06.88,00:13:09.60 Someone reliable?[br]Some boozehound in a bar? 00:13:09.68,00:13:11.40 In vino veritas. 00:13:11.48,00:13:16.88 Hey, hey, hey. Don't knock drunk guys[br]in bars. It means they're not driving. 00:13:16.92,00:13:19.28 Besides, lam a columnist. 00:13:19.32,00:13:22.68 This is what columnists[br]are supposed to do. 00:13:22.72,00:13:27.40 It's what you like. We push,[br]we stretch, we go out on a limb. 00:13:27.60,00:13:29.44 That's what makes me good! 00:13:29.52,00:13:33.52 No, that's what[br]makes you unemployed. 00:13:36.80,00:13:40.48 All right. Let's consider[br]that my wrist has been slapped. 00:13:40.52,00:13:44.12 There. Slap it.[br]Go ahead, just-- 00:13:44.24,00:13:47.32 Slap my wrist.[br]That's done. 00:13:47.44,00:13:54.00 Just give me a call when you feel[br]that I've served my time, and move on. 00:13:57.28,00:14:00.52 This is permanent, Ike. 00:14:02.44,00:14:06.32 If you go quietly,[br]I'll get you severance pay. 00:14:17.84,00:14:20.20 [Secretary][br]I'm sorry, Ike. 00:14:22.52,00:14:25.28 [Train Whistle Blowing] 00:14:27.68,00:14:30.44 [Crossing Bell Ringing] 00:14:49.08,00:14:53.72 - [Maggie]Bob? Honey?[br]- In the kitchen! 00:14:53.80,00:14:56.12 Honey, she canned him! Honey? 00:14:56.20,00:14:59.52 Bob, she canned him! 00:14:59.60,00:15:03.20 - Yea! What are you talking about?[br]- Listen, it's in the paper. 00:15:03.28,00:15:05.68 - Try this on first.[br]- Okay. 00:15:05.72,00:15:08.60 I wanna read it to you,[br]so come over this way. 00:15:08.68,00:15:11.32 Ready?[br]"Dear Maggie Carpenter: 00:15:11.44,00:15:15.40 I apologize to you[br]for this unfortunate matter.'' 00:15:15.48,00:15:21.48 Here it is. "Ike Graham's column will[br]no longer be appearing in this paper. 00:15:21.60,00:15:24.32 Best of luck[br]in your upcoming marriage." 00:15:24.40,00:15:28.28 Okay, this is the weight of the pack[br]you'll be carrying in the Himalayas. 00:15:28.32,00:15:33.08 - You let me know if it's too heavy.[br]- Okay. Whoa! 00:15:33.20,00:15:37.92 A little... yeah. Yeah,[br]a little heavy, baby. [Laughing] 00:15:38.00,00:15:40.72 [Screams, Laughs] 00:15:47.08,00:15:50.84 [Phone Rings, Message Machine] Hi,[br]it's me. Leave a message after the beep. 00:15:50.92,00:15:54.12 If you want to leave a fax,[br]buy me a fax machine. 00:15:54.20,00:15:57.08 [Beeps][br]Ike, Fisher. 00:15:57.12,00:16:02.80 Get up. I can turn[br]this Runaway Bride story around. 00:16:02.88,00:16:06.88 I'm doing a photo spread for G.Q.[br]today by the convey or belt. 00:16:06.92,00:16:09.84 Meet me. I'll save your tush. 00:16:09.92,00:16:14.00 And since I do freelance stuff[br]for G.Q. now, I have an idea. 00:16:14.08,00:16:17.12 - What are you saying?[br]- Vindication. 00:16:17.24,00:16:19.68 How would you like some? 00:16:19.72,00:16:23.88 A chance to prove that although[br]your story wasn't entirely factual, 00:16:24.00,00:16:27.08 your theory was correct. 00:16:27.20,00:16:32.08 - The real story on Miss Carpenter.[br]- All the gory details. 00:16:32.20,00:16:34.52 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 00:16:34.60,00:16:38.44 [Fisher] And if she runs again,[br]you got a cover story. 00:16:40.44,00:16:43.52 [Male Singers][br]% Oh, here she comes % 00:16:43.64,00:16:46.48 % Watch out, boy[br]she'll chew you up % 00:16:46.52,00:16:49.44 % Oh, here she comes % 00:16:49.52,00:16:52.92 % She's a man-eater % 00:16:53.00,00:16:56.52 % Oh, here she comes % 00:16:56.60,00:16:59.68 % Watch out, boy[br]she'll chew you up % 00:16:59.72,00:17:02.32 % Oh, here she comes % 00:17:02.44,00:17:05.88 % She's a man-eater % 00:17:05.92,00:17:09.00 % She'll only come out at night % 00:17:09.08,00:17:12.60 % The lean and hungry type % 00:17:12.68,00:17:17.08 % Nothing is new[br]I've seen her here before % 00:17:19.24,00:17:22.40 % Watching and waiting % 00:17:22.48,00:17:28.48 % She's seated with you[br]but here yes are on the door % 00:17:31.04,00:17:34.48 % I wouldn't if I were you % 00:17:34.52,00:17:38.08 % I know what she can do % 00:17:38.12,00:17:44.80 %She's deadly, man[br]She could really rip your world apart % 00:17:44.88,00:17:47.64 % Mind over matter % 00:17:47.72,00:17:53.48 % Oh, the beauty is there[br]but a beast is in the heart % 00:17:53.52,00:17:56.52 Here you go.[br]Right upstairs to the left. 00:17:56.60,00:17:58.92 Thanks. How late's[br]the restaurant open? 00:17:59.00,00:18:03.08 - 8:30 every night.[br]- [Chuckles] That late, huh? 00:18:13.88,00:18:17.32 [Maggie][br]Cindy, can you eighty-six Sprout? 00:18:17.40,00:18:21.32 He's licking up all the petroleum[br]distillates I'm trying to put in. 00:18:21.44,00:18:24.40 Oh, sorry.[br]She's an obedience school dropout. 00:18:24.48,00:18:29.08 - [Sprout Barks][br]- Have a seat. 00:18:29.12,00:18:35.12 % [Barbershop Quartet Vocalizing] % 00:18:35.24,00:18:37.68 [Applause] 00:18:37.80,00:18:43.12 Thank you. We'll see you, ladies and[br]gentlemen, in the hotel on the weekend. 00:18:55.20,00:18:58.04 You're a goddess.[br]You're a goddess! 00:18:58.12,00:19:03.00 [Into Tape Recorder][br]Shazam! I think I'm in Mayberry. 00:19:03.08,00:19:06.92 [Maggie]I didn't have to change a[br]gasket, just put in new hydraulic fluid. 00:19:07.04,00:19:10.08 [Woman] Stop it! When you talk like[br]that, it turns me on and frightens me. 00:19:10.20,00:19:15.68 - Oh, you turn a girl's head.[br]- [Laughing] Whoa! 00:19:15.80,00:19:19.80 Excuse me. Hello? 00:19:19.88,00:19:22.52 Excuse me. Could you help--[br]I'm looking for Maggie Carpenter. 00:19:22.60,00:19:28.00 There was a, uh, note on the door[br]of the hardware store across the street. 00:19:28.08,00:19:30.52 - Are you a reporter?[br]- What? 00:19:30.64,00:19:33.04 It's just been[br]our experience that... 00:19:33.12,00:19:36.52 anyone who comes in here[br]with tassels on his loafers... 00:19:36.60,00:19:42.20 is a big-city reporter[br]wanting to do an interview with Maggie. 00:19:42.28,00:19:44.68 About her upcoming[br]wedding and all. 00:19:44.72,00:19:50.88 Actually about her getting[br]that asshole from New York fired. 00:19:50.92,00:19:56.80 I am just such a reporter.[br]And who are you? 00:19:56.88,00:20:02.20 - Peggy Flemming. Not the ice skater.[br]- [Laughs] 00:20:02.28,00:20:04.68 [Peggy][br]Come in, come in. 00:20:04.80,00:20:07.48 [Ike][br]Who are these lovely ladies? 00:20:07.52,00:20:11.12 Hi. I'm Cindy.[br]Maggie's unmarried cousin. 00:20:11.24,00:20:14.48 Mrs. Pressman.[br]No relation. Oh, sorry. 00:20:14.52,00:20:16.92 [Peggy][br]And you are? 00:20:17.00,00:20:20.92 Looking... for Maggie. 00:20:21.00,00:20:24.20 Maggie, someone to see you. 00:20:33.92,00:20:40.48 I hope you've got a new angle because[br]it's all pretty much been covered. 00:20:40.56,00:20:43.04 Hold on. No one interviews Maggie[br]in here without a haircut. 00:20:43.12,00:20:46.04 Sorry, no.[br]Just got one. 00:20:46.12,00:20:50.04 [Mrs. Pressman][br]Excuse me, sir, I have a fact for you. 00:20:50.08,00:20:54.64 - This is an actual fact.[br]- Yes, Mrs. Pressman? 00:20:54.72,00:20:58.12 This is actually her fourth wedding,[br]not her seventh like they said. 00:20:58.24,00:21:01.88 [Ike] I know. Tell me something.[br]Do you think she's... 00:21:02.00,00:21:05.60 - gonna make it all the way this time?[br]- I don't know. 00:21:05.64,00:21:09.08 [Gasps] 00:21:09.20,00:21:13.72 She swallowed her gum.[br]She does that. 00:21:15.64,00:21:19.64 Mr. Schulian, he runs the newsstand.[br]He's also our local bookie. 00:21:19.68,00:21:22.04 He's given eight-to-one odds[br]that she won't. 00:21:22.12,00:21:24.84 Okay. 00:21:24.88,00:21:28.32 Instead of a haircut,[br]how 'bout a wash? 00:21:28.44,00:21:30.92 Get all that city grit[br]out of your hair. 00:21:31.04,00:21:33.32 You'll answer my questions? 00:21:33.44,00:21:35.72 Mm-hmm. 00:21:35.84,00:21:40.00 Fine! You wash, I'll ask. 00:21:40.08,00:21:43.24 So, what do you want to know? 00:21:43.32,00:21:45.64 When is the big day? 00:21:45.72,00:21:50.52 - A week from Sunday.[br]- Let's put this here like this... 00:21:50.64,00:21:54.24 because this aroma therapy[br]can get a little strong. 00:21:54.32,00:21:57.04 The lavender,[br]we don't want to put you to sleep. 00:21:57.08,00:21:58.88 [Ike] You nervous? 00:21:59.00,00:22:02.12 I've never been more certain[br]of anything in my life. 00:22:02.24,00:22:06.68 Except I've been having[br]all kinds of weird dreams. 00:22:06.80,00:22:10.08 Mm-hmm. Would you like[br]to tell me about 'em? 00:22:10.20,00:22:12.48 Yeah, sure. 00:22:12.60,00:22:16.92 - [Maggie] And another one.[br]- Pete, I'll be right with ya. 00:22:17.04,00:22:20.80 [Maggie] I go inside the church[br]and everyone I know is there. 00:22:20.88,00:22:26.24 The creepiest part is[br]I look down at my dress, and it's red! 00:22:26.32,00:22:30.12 I don't know what that means.[br]Red is not my color. 00:22:32.48,00:22:34.84 What do you think? 00:22:34.88,00:22:37.88 - I think you'd look good in red.[br]- No, no. 00:22:40.04,00:22:44.40 She means about your hair. 00:22:46.52,00:22:48.92 [Peggy Chuckles] 00:22:54.20,00:22:57.80 My jacket, please. 00:22:57.88,00:23:01.00 Thank you. 00:23:01.04,00:23:07.48 Excuse me, sir. Do you know where I can[br]get some shampoo? Strong shampoo? 00:23:07.60,00:23:12.08 Doc's pharmacy. Third and Elm.[br]Tell 'em Pete sent ya. 00:23:12.20,00:23:14.52 You want my hat? 00:23:14.64,00:23:19.24 No, no, I'm fine.[br]You might need it. 00:23:28.44,00:23:33.68 Mr. Graham, if you're looking[br]for Elm Street, it's that way. 00:23:33.80,00:23:36.40 Thank you. 00:23:36.48,00:23:40.04 If you came down here in the pursuit of[br]happiness, you might as well go back... 00:23:40.08,00:23:42.60 because you can't make me feel bad. 00:23:42.64,00:23:47.68 I'm not trying to make you feel bad.[br]I'm here for vindication. 00:23:47.80,00:23:51.48 In my heart,[br]I feel I'm right about you. 00:23:51.60,00:23:53.48 Mmm. 00:23:53.60,00:23:56.04 You got me fired, lady. 00:23:56.12,00:24:01.84 You destroyed my reputation,[br]and you screwed up my hair. 00:24:01.88,00:24:05.44 You chew up men,[br]spit 'em out and love it. 00:24:05.52,00:24:09.32 You're gonna do the same thing[br]to this poor schmuck number four... 00:24:09.44,00:24:12.40 that you did[br]to the previous three. 00:24:12.44,00:24:14.80 You're gonna run again. 00:24:14.84,00:24:17.52 And I'm not leaving until you do. 00:24:19.24,00:24:24.48 I'd love to stay and chat,[br]but I still have my job. 00:24:32.68,00:24:35.72 Hey, kid, kid, kid,[br]wait a minute. 00:24:35.84,00:24:38.20 - Give you ten bucks for the hat.[br]- Sure! 00:24:38.24,00:24:41.40 That's right. 00:24:46.04,00:24:48.44 Sheesh. 00:24:57.44,00:24:59.84 [Bob Chuckles] 00:24:59.88,00:25:03.68 I'm telling you,[br]that is a photo opportunity. 00:25:03.80,00:25:08.12 When I only see one dog,[br]I know I've had too much to drink. 00:25:10.20,00:25:12.72 Hey, you'll never guess... 00:25:12.84,00:25:18.08 who came crawling into town[br]with his tail between his legs. 00:25:18.20,00:25:20.48 [Walter][br]Who? 00:25:20.60,00:25:23.08 Hello, Maggie. 00:25:23.20,00:25:27.44 [Ike] I just came over[br]to apologize to your family. 00:25:27.52,00:25:30.24 When I'm wrong, I'm wrong. 00:25:30.32,00:25:33.64 I pushed a story.[br]I made a mistake. 00:25:33.72,00:25:40.04 In other words, he's only human.[br]And he brought us a bottle of wine. 00:25:40.12,00:25:44.68 -Made me put my hat back on.[br]-Yeah. It scared the hell outta Skipper. 00:25:44.80,00:25:46.80 [Barks] 00:25:46.88,00:25:49.52 You've gotta be kidding me. 00:25:49.64,00:25:52.44 No, no. You should've seen Skipper.[br]He was like-- [Barks] 00:25:54.48,00:25:57.60 [Howls] 00:25:59.92,00:26:02.52 It wasn't that... funny. 00:26:02.64,00:26:06.04 Actually, it's been quite amusing. 00:26:06.08,00:26:10.68 Walter, here, has been sharing his[br]father of the bride wedding memories. 00:26:10.80,00:26:13.88 You know what? 00:26:14.00,00:26:18.68 I think I'll take this to the kitchen.[br][Mouthing Words] 00:26:18.80,00:26:23.40 I'll help you bring it in...[br]to the kitchen. 00:26:23.44,00:26:26.12 - Check on the crabs, Bob.[br]- Okay. 00:26:26.24,00:26:29.04 -[Whispers] Is he staying for dinner?[br]-I don't know. 00:26:29.08,00:26:33.48 I hope they don't have a fight. You[br]don't think they'd call it off, do you? 00:26:33.60,00:26:38.84 Wedding cake freezes. This we know.[br][Chuckles] 00:26:38.88,00:26:44.28 - You know, your daughter is such--[br]- [Gasps] Oh, I'm sorry. 00:26:44.40,00:26:47.48 No, no, that's all right,[br]Grandma. That's fine. 00:26:47.60,00:26:49.92 She's such a lovely girl. 00:26:50.04,00:26:53.44 Yeah. Well,[br]like her mother. Look. 00:26:53.52,00:26:56.28 May she rest in peace. 00:26:56.40,00:26:59.84 We were all so proud of Maggie[br]when she was in school. 00:26:59.88,00:27:04.08 She won that American Legion[br]scholarship to college. 00:27:04.20,00:27:06.28 She studied industrial design. 00:27:06.40,00:27:10.88 I can't see her leaving multiple grooms[br]in the dust like that. 00:27:11.00,00:27:14.48 Oh, yes, you can.[br]She's got it all on tape. 00:27:16.04,00:27:20.64 - Tape?[br]- Yeah, they're all right there. 00:27:20.68,00:27:23.44 You got tapes of the wedding? 00:27:23.48,00:27:26.00 Lee, at the hotel,[br]videos weddings. 00:27:26.08,00:27:32.32 Course Maggie didn't know she was[br]gonna be running the 100-yarddash. 00:27:32.44,00:27:36.84 - I gotta say, she makes real good time.[br]- Bingo! 00:27:36.92,00:27:40.08 Maggie may not be[br]Hale's longest running joke, 00:27:40.20,00:27:42.48 but she is certainly the fastest. 00:27:42.60,00:27:45.88 Ha, ha. 00:27:49.08,00:27:53.04 Maggie's mom and I[br]were only blessed with one child, 00:27:53.08,00:27:55.48 not for a lack of trying. 00:27:55.60,00:27:58.00 This is good, Dad.[br]Don't leave anything out. 00:27:59.28,00:28:01.68 I consider it a bonus... 00:28:01.80,00:28:05.00 [Skipper Barks] 00:28:05.04,00:28:09.40 that I'm actually able to plan[br]and pay for so many weddings. 00:28:09.48,00:28:12.28 Not this one.[br]This one's on me. 00:28:12.40,00:28:15.52 Oh! That's fair. 00:28:15.64,00:28:20.64 I don't do it on purpose, and[br]I have no intentions of doing it again. 00:28:20.72,00:28:24.12 That's right, Maggie.[br]Just keep your eye on the ball. 00:28:26.84,00:28:29.52 Sports psychology. 00:28:29.64,00:28:36.24 Bob is the head of[br]the P.E. department at the high school. 00:28:36.32,00:28:40.72 And he coaches the football team.[br]And he's climbed Everest. 00:28:43.24,00:28:46.52 - Everest? Is it true?[br]- [Maggie] Twice. 00:28:46.64,00:28:48.72 Without oxygen. 00:28:48.84,00:28:52.60 - My girl, she likes to brag about me.[br]- I do. 00:28:53.92,00:28:57.60 Maggie's training[br]for our wedding night. 00:28:57.68,00:29:00.80 I'm taking her trekking on Annapurna[br]for our honeymoon. 00:29:00.88,00:29:04.72 - Oh, how romantic![br]- We think so. 00:29:04.84,00:29:10.12 Nothing like sharing your nuptial bed[br]with two Sherpas and a yak. 00:29:10.24,00:29:12.92 [Laughing] 00:29:15.88,00:29:19.48 Hey, Ike, how's it going? 00:29:19.60,00:29:24.04 You won't believe what[br]I'm looking at here. I got a video... 00:29:24.12,00:29:26.44 of all three train wrecks. 00:29:26.52,00:29:31.68 [Chavez][br]Here's my bride, who's my pride. 00:29:31.80,00:29:34.72 I'll never hide[br]when she's by my side. 00:29:34.84,00:29:37.84 This is for you, Maggie,[br]my "Sugar Magnolia." 00:29:37.92,00:29:44.44 [Ike] You want the truth?[br]You want the facts? I got 'em. 00:29:49.84,00:29:52.44 I'll send you a copy[br]of the notes. 00:29:52.52,00:29:55.08 Good weekend reading for you. 00:29:55.20,00:29:57.44 Love to Ellie. Okay, bye. 00:30:00.20,00:30:02.72 [Male Singer][br]% Sweet blossom come on % 00:30:02.88,00:30:04.40 % Under the willow % 00:30:04.48,00:30:07.68 % We can have high times[br]if you'll abide % 00:30:07.80,00:30:11.08 % We can discover[br]the wonders of nature % 00:30:11.12,00:30:17.28 % Rolling in the rushes[br]down by the riverside % 00:30:19.12,00:30:22.04 % She's got everything[br]delightful % 00:30:22.12,00:30:25.60 % She's got everything I need % 00:30:25.68,00:30:29.48 % Takes the wheel[br]when I'm seeing double % 00:30:29.60,00:30:32.64 % Pays my ticket when I speed % 00:30:35.28,00:30:37.60 [Music Stops] 00:30:37.68,00:30:41.28 Okay, preacher man, let's go! 00:30:41.32,00:30:45.68 -[Chavez] Maggie, where're you goin'?[br]-[Maggie] Sam! 00:30:45.72,00:30:49.72 -[Maggie]Sam. Get back on the bike.[br]-Okay. How was the wedding? 00:30:49.84,00:30:54.40 Shorter than we planned.[br]Just go. 00:30:54.48,00:30:57.88 [Chavez][br]Okay, peace, baby. 00:31:00.12,00:31:02.52 [Video Fast-Forwarding] 00:31:02.64,00:31:05.04 %[Organ] 00:31:29.28,00:31:33.60 [Female Singer][br]% ["Ave Maria"] 00:31:49.12,00:31:53.72 [Concerned Murmuring] 00:31:53.84,00:31:58.28 -[Man] Where is she going?[br]-[Woman] Look, she's leaving. 00:31:58.32,00:32:03.32 - [Woman #2] She forgot her purse.[br]- No, she didn't forget her purse. 00:32:03.44,00:32:06.64 [Walter][br]Go after her! Do something! 00:32:10.72,00:32:13.48 [Chuckles][br]I don't believe this. 00:32:39.88,00:32:43.12 [Minister] Dearly beloved,[br]we're gathered here today-- 00:32:43.24,00:32:46.28 [Whinnies] 00:32:46.40,00:32:51.60 Could we hold the horse, please?[br]What's wrong with the horse? 00:32:51.68,00:32:56.00 The horse seems more jittery[br]than the bride. 00:33:28.28,00:33:30.28 I like the white tuxedo. 00:33:30.32,00:33:33.08 Yeah, but he's no good[br]'cause he's too blond. 00:33:33.20,00:33:36.92 All right. Then we just go[br]with something very traditional. 00:33:37.04,00:33:41.88 He's handsome.[br]Maybe a little too dark for Bob. 00:33:41.92,00:33:46.08 Yeah, but he's got[br]the "Bobster's" eyes. 00:33:46.12,00:33:50.28 No, no, no, no. The Bobster's eyes[br]are closer set. Yeah. 00:33:50.32,00:33:53.00 - Hello! Hi.[br]- Hi. 00:33:53.08,00:33:56.84 -Could I have two cups of coffee? And--[br]-Yes. 00:33:56.92,00:34:00.20 [Sniffs][br]Mmm. What is that wonderful smell? 00:34:00.28,00:34:03.32 Oh, the cinnamon rolls! 00:34:03.44,00:34:06.24 - Could I have two of those? Thank you.[br]- Yeah, sure. 00:34:06.32,00:34:10.44 Okay. Uh, Maggie,[br]I think this makes the best you. 00:34:10.64,00:34:12.40 [Whispering] Okay. 00:34:12.48,00:34:18.44 Oh, let's see. Look at that. 00:34:18.52,00:34:21.00 Excuse me. 00:34:21.08,00:34:25.52 Oh, look at that. 00:34:25.64,00:34:28.84 Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam! 00:34:28.92,00:34:34.48 Ow, ow, ow![br]Help me! Help me! 00:34:34.52,00:34:38.00 [Sighs][br]Yep, that'd be her. 00:34:39.92,00:34:43.28 You must be[br]that Mr. Graham fella. 00:34:43.32,00:34:45.88 - Yes, I am! And you are?[br]- [Laughing] 00:34:45.92,00:34:49.40 - I'm Betty Trout.[br]- Hi, Betty! 00:34:49.48,00:34:53.48 Okay, I guess you'll be[br]the one making the cake. 00:34:53.52,00:34:55.72 Yes, I am. Sure. 00:34:55.84,00:34:59.24 I'm also told[br]that you will be throwing-- 00:34:59.32,00:35:02.48 I'm throwing the luau for Maggie. 00:35:02.52,00:35:05.88 Pre-wedding luau! 00:35:06.00,00:35:08.52 If you're still in town,[br]you should stop by. 00:35:08.64,00:35:11.00 No, no, he doesn't want to come. 00:35:11.08,00:35:13.52 I'd love to come.[br][Bell Rings] 00:35:13.64,00:35:16.80 I will be there. Thank you. 00:35:16.88,00:35:21.68 Is that what you're going to do now?[br]Follow me around everywhere I go? 00:35:21.80,00:35:23.20 No. 00:35:23.28,00:35:27.00 I'll be back, Betty. 00:35:27.08,00:35:30.52 Bye, Mr. Graham. 00:35:30.60,00:35:33.40 - He's not a nice person.[br]- Well, I know. 00:35:33.48,00:35:37.84 That's my pick.[br]The eyes are perfect. 00:35:37.92,00:35:43.04 [Cheerleaders][br]We always win. We never fail. 00:35:43.12,00:35:48.44 We're the Comets, so go to Hale![br]% Let's go, Comets % 00:35:48.52,00:35:52.92 % Let's go[br]Let's go, Comets, let's go % 00:35:53.04,00:35:56.60 - Hi, Miss Carpenter.[br]- Hey, Kendall. 00:35:58.28,00:36:04.04 Maggie, don't marry Coach.[br]Marry me. I love you. 00:36:04.12,00:36:09.88 You're jail bait, Dennis. Go away.[br]Go away. Run your laps. Go, go! 00:36:09.92,00:36:15.00 [Bob][br]Drive, drive, drive! From the hips! 00:36:15.08,00:36:17.68 Keep it low now, keep it low! 00:36:17.80,00:36:22.12 [Whistle Blows] Good job, gentlemen.[br]All right, special teams. 00:36:22.24,00:36:25.32 Special teams. 00:36:25.44,00:36:28.88 - Hey, honey, how are you?[br]- Good. 00:36:28.92,00:36:32.32 What is he up to now? 00:36:32.44,00:36:35.12 Ike just dropped by[br]to check out the team. 00:36:35.24,00:36:37.24 And to talk about you! 00:36:37.32,00:36:39.48 - Ahh![br]- Yes! 00:36:39.60,00:36:42.52 You aren't making friends[br]with this man, are you? 00:36:42.60,00:36:46.64 I'm just bragging[br]about how good you are. 00:36:46.72,00:36:50.84 - And how I'm the luckiest man alive.[br]- Mm-hmm! 00:36:52.24,00:36:54.28 Sweetie. 00:36:54.32,00:36:58.52 Well, I better be moving. 00:36:58.64,00:37:01.52 Got a lot of work to do today. 00:37:01.60,00:37:04.48 - See you two lovebirds later.[br]- See you at the weddin'. 00:37:04.52,00:37:09.24 - Yeah. Thanks for the jacket.[br]- You invited him to the wedding? 00:37:09.32,00:37:14.12 % Go, go, Comets[br]Let's go % 00:37:14.24,00:37:16.88 Don't you realize he's writing[br]another article about me? 00:37:16.92,00:37:17.92 Sure. 00:37:18.04,00:37:24.84 But you're not runnin'. Come on. Give[br]me some of that homemade sunshine. 00:37:24.92,00:37:30.60 Boys, take my princess[br]for a ride on her chariot. 00:37:30.68,00:37:32.88 Oh, my--[br][Laughing] 00:37:40.52,00:37:43.24 Bless me, Father,[br]for I have sinned. 00:37:43.32,00:37:48.68 My last confession was--[br]Well, anyway. 00:37:48.80,00:37:52.08 I have sort of[br]a technical question. 00:37:52.20,00:37:55.84 I've been having bad thoughts. 00:37:55.92,00:37:59.32 Reallybadthoughts. 00:37:59.44,00:38:02.88 - Of an impure nature?[br]- No, no. 00:38:02.92,00:38:10.04 I want to destroy this man's life,[br]career, everything. I want revenge! 00:38:10.12,00:38:14.12 Now, on the sin scale,[br]howbadis that? 00:38:14.24,00:38:18.20 Can I... "Hail Mary"[br]my way out of that? 00:38:18.28,00:38:22.52 -My child, any sin in one's heart is a--[br]-The name is Maggie. 00:38:22.64,00:38:25.68 It was this side of ten years ago[br]you had your tongue down my throat. 00:38:25.80,00:38:29.44 So don't "my child" me, Brian, okay?[br]It annoys me. 00:38:29.52,00:38:32.40 Maggie, don't get so upset. 00:38:32.48,00:38:36.28 Hey, hey! Don't-- Brian, talk to me.[br]I need to talk to you. 00:38:36.40,00:38:38.20 Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. 00:38:38.28,00:38:41.48 You're not even Catholic[br]so you really shouldn't be here. 00:38:41.60,00:38:46.32 I'm sorry. I'm just so stressed out[br]about this slimeball reporter. 00:38:46.40,00:38:49.92 And I wanted to come and tell you[br]that he might stop by here... 00:38:50.00,00:38:52.80 and ask you all kinds[br]of ridiculous questions. 00:38:52.88,00:38:56.44 Well, he only actually asked me[br]one ridiculous question. 00:38:56.52,00:38:58.88 The rest weren't so bad. 00:38:58.92,00:39:03.32 What? Oh, you talked to him? 00:39:03.44,00:39:07.44 Did you tell him[br]we dated before you were a priest? 00:39:07.52,00:39:11.72 Of course.[br]I think I only did you good. 00:39:11.84,00:39:14.52 W-What exactly did he ask? 00:39:14.64,00:39:18.88 - Am I too late, Father?[br]- No, no. 00:39:18.92,00:39:23.12 - It won't take long. Just two venials.[br]- Okay. 00:39:23.24,00:39:26.20 Um, just respectful things. 00:39:26.28,00:39:30.28 What kind of music did you like?[br]What did we have in common? 00:39:30.40,00:39:35.28 Did you ruin my life[br]when you left me at the altar? 00:39:35.40,00:39:38.32 Uh, what did you say? 00:39:38.44,00:39:41.40 I said, you know,[br]how could I be angry... 00:39:41.48,00:39:47.48 when this is clearly as God[br]intended for it to be for me? 00:39:47.64,00:39:50.44 Good one! Thanks. 00:39:50.52,00:39:56.40 But, actually,[br]it's, it's really, really how I feel. 00:39:59.60,00:40:01.28 Of course. God, yes. 00:40:01.40,00:40:03.80 Not... [Whispers] God. 00:40:03.88,00:40:05.64 [Whispers][br]Sorry. 00:40:05.72,00:40:08.40 I better go.[br]The man is a lunatic. 00:40:08.48,00:40:11.88 But I think I know exactly[br]where he's going next. 00:40:12.00,00:40:14.28 [Whispering][br]God bless. 00:40:16.00,00:40:18.68 Oh! Purse. 00:40:18.80,00:40:22.44 Forgot my purse. 00:40:22.52,00:40:25.32 Hi, sorry. Purse. 00:40:25.44,00:40:28.08 Good luck. 00:40:28.20,00:40:31.44 What was the one ridiculous question[br]that he asked? 00:40:31.52,00:40:35.24 He wanted to know[br]how you liked your eggs. 00:40:35.32,00:40:37.48 Oh, weird. 00:40:37.60,00:40:40.12 Like a person's gonna[br]remember after all this time. 00:40:40.24,00:40:45.00 Scrambled with salt, pepper and dill.[br]Same as me. 00:40:49.92,00:40:52.72 I'm sorry I hurt you, Brian. 00:40:54.68,00:40:59.68 Maggie, I'm happy now... here.[br]It's where I'm supposed to be. 00:40:59.80,00:41:05.04 But... if you ever do decide to become[br]a Catholic, will you do me this favor? 00:41:05.12,00:41:07.44 Confess to Father Patrick. 00:41:07.52,00:41:10.64 Of course. 00:41:28.40,00:41:31.44 - Gill? Lydia?[br]- Mags! 00:41:31.52,00:41:34.84 Hey, look, the tape. Remember? 00:41:34.92,00:41:37.28 Radio City Music Hall concert... 00:41:37.40,00:41:40.92 when Jerry was on "Ripple,"[br]and I'm going like, "Dude, let me jam." 00:41:41.04,00:41:43.48 - Gill, listen--[br]- I'll play it for you. 00:41:43.60,00:41:47.08 - You remember, Maggie. You were there.[br]- Can you focus on me? 00:41:47.20,00:41:50.48 There's this reporter[br]who's making my life a living hell. 00:41:50.60,00:41:52.20 Okay. 00:41:52.28,00:41:55.44 And whatever you do, 00:41:55.52,00:42:00.24 do not show him that picture of me[br]from the concert in San Francisco. 00:42:00.32,00:42:02.80 - Okay? Can you--[br]- [Ike Laughing] 00:42:02.88,00:42:08.12 - What is that?[br]- Uh-- Wait. San Francisco? 00:42:08.24,00:42:11.28 But we went there a few times.[br]There's a lot of pictures. 00:42:11.40,00:42:15.00 Which picture? Because one time[br]we had a flat tire. Remember? 00:42:15.08,00:42:17.08 Imagine! 00:42:17.20,00:42:23.68 Maggie Carpenter[br]topless in a public arena. 00:42:23.72,00:42:26.92 Mmm. Oh, yeah. 00:42:27.04,00:42:30.88 I see it was[br]a very chilly evening. 00:42:30.96,00:42:33.68 Mm-hmm. 00:42:37.28,00:42:40.80 What's really interesting[br]about this, though, 00:42:40.88,00:42:45.60 is that you can't see[br]that rose tattoo... 00:42:45.68,00:42:50.20 - on your back.[br]- [Chuckles] 00:42:50.28,00:42:54.68 Oh, yeah. Ike bet me 50 bucks[br]that you don't still have it. 00:42:54.80,00:42:58.80 I said, "You're on, man.[br]Maggie loved that thing." 00:42:58.88,00:43:02.48 And, seriously, I mean,[br]I could use 50 bucks. 00:43:02.60,00:43:06.28 - Mm-hmm.[br]- Maggie? 00:43:06.40,00:43:08.68 Just-- 00:43:13.24,00:43:15.88 Look, I'm not gonna show[br]you guys anything. 00:43:15.92,00:43:20.48 I am a soon-to-be-married woman.[br]So just give me the photograph! 00:43:20.52,00:43:23.00 I would love to give you this.[br]Believe me, I would. 00:43:23.08,00:43:27.72 Just give us a quick gander[br]at that rose, 00:43:27.84,00:43:30.12 and I'll gladly[br]turn it over to you. 00:43:30.24,00:43:33.60 Fine. Fine. Okay, fine. 00:43:35.68,00:43:38.48 Okay? All right? 00:43:38.52,00:43:41.84 - [Clears Throat] Satisfied?[br]- Completely. 00:43:41.92,00:43:47.44 - Maggie, you got it removed?[br]- Gill-- 00:43:47.52,00:43:51.64 Gill, I'll go you double or nothing[br]it was a stick on. 00:43:54.08,00:43:56.40 Maggie? 00:44:00.88,00:44:04.04 Gill, I am... 00:44:04.12,00:44:07.48 really, really... 00:44:07.60,00:44:10.84 afraid of needles. 00:44:10.92,00:44:13.44 - But that doesn't make me a bad person.[br]- Look. 00:44:13.52,00:44:17.08 Look! Look! 00:44:17.12,00:44:19.92 I think this man is heartbroken. 00:44:20.04,00:44:22.64 - No, he's not.[br]- I think I am. 00:44:24.24,00:44:27.04 No, you're, you're not! 00:44:27.12,00:44:31.48 You have your guitar,[br]and you have Lydia. You're not-- 00:44:31.60,00:44:35.00 % [Guitar] 00:44:35.08,00:44:39.08 We'll talk about this later. Okay? 00:44:45.52,00:44:48.28 Hey, Ike? 00:44:48.40,00:44:52.24 - What would Jerry do?[br]- He'd play. 00:44:52.32,00:44:55.64 -Jerry would play![br]- He would play! 00:45:10.64,00:45:12.92 Well, there's Ike... 00:45:13.04,00:45:15.88 with the mayor[br]and the police chief. 00:45:15.92,00:45:18.32 Boy, he sure makes friends easy. 00:45:18.40,00:45:21.92 That's pretty cool. 00:45:31.08,00:45:33.24 - Oh, yeah![br]- That's right! 00:45:39.32,00:45:42.28 - Hey, you're that reporter, right?[br]- Yeah. 00:45:42.40,00:45:45.28 There he is again! 00:45:45.40,00:45:48.00 Snoop Doggy Dogg! 00:45:48.08,00:45:51.92 - I'm going to marry Maggie someday.[br]- Oh, really? 00:45:52.04,00:45:56.08 He's an attractive man. 00:45:56.12,00:46:00.60 The vicious reporter is attractive?[br]You're saying viciousness is attractive? 00:46:00.68,00:46:03.28 No, I'm not saying[br]viciousness is attractive. 00:46:07.88,00:46:09.92 He's coming. 00:46:10.04,00:46:11.64 I better go-- 00:46:11.72,00:46:14.72 No, no, no.[br]Don't leave. Uh, act natural. 00:46:14.84,00:46:18.64 - Okay.[br]- He can probably read lips. 00:46:18.72,00:46:23.52 The famous Swenson triplets.[br]Gimme 15. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well done. 00:46:23.64,00:46:27.68 - I will handle this.[br]- Don't move your lips! Okay? Go on. 00:46:27.72,00:46:32.08 I will handle this![br]I won't say anything. 00:46:32.12,00:46:34.80 - Okay.[br]- I'll handle it. 00:46:37.00,00:46:41.52 Yeah, Cory! 00:46:41.64,00:46:44.00 - Hey, Peggy Flemming![br]- Hey. 00:46:44.08,00:46:47.28 - Not the ice skater.[br]- That's Maggie's seat. 00:46:47.32,00:46:50.48 Yes, and this must be her beer too. 00:46:50.60,00:46:53.08 - [Cory]Hey![br]- Hey, sweetie! 00:46:53.20,00:46:56.68 [Ike][br]That your husband out here? 00:46:56.80,00:47:00.28 - Yeah.[br]- This is Cory? Cory Flemming? 00:47:00.32,00:47:03.08 He's a radio announcer here,[br]isn't he? 00:47:03.12,00:47:07.20 Yeah, that's right. Have you heard his[br]morning show, "Wake up with Flemm"? 00:47:09.08,00:47:11.40 Not yet. 00:47:11.48,00:47:16.80 [Grandma Over P.A.]Now up,[br]Atlantic Hotel's Lee Mistlehorne. 00:47:16.88,00:47:19.32 He actually made[br]the all-stars in high school. 00:47:19.44,00:47:22.12 Really?[br]You must be proud of him. 00:47:22.24,00:47:24.52 I didn't really[br]know him back then. 00:47:24.64,00:47:30.44 He was actually dating Maggie...[br]at the time. 00:47:30.52,00:47:35.88 I mean, he never really--[br]They were never gonna... 00:47:36.00,00:47:39.40 get engaged or anything,[br]it was just like, you know. 00:47:39.48,00:47:43.00 Sometimes he'd call her Magpie,[br]and it was really irritating. 00:47:43.08,00:47:46.64 But-- I don't know why[br]I'm telling you this. 00:47:46.72,00:47:48.48 No, this is good. 00:47:51.48,00:47:54.24 - He's stealing third![br]- Yes! 00:47:54.32,00:47:56.40 [Bob][br]Safe. 00:47:56.48,00:47:59.68 Excellent. 00:48:03.88,00:48:06.72 Yes! Yes! Whoo! 00:48:08.52,00:48:11.28 Safe! 00:48:11.40,00:48:15.60 - I love it![br]- Uh-huh! 00:48:15.68,00:48:18.84 - Good one![br]- Magpie! 00:48:21.20,00:48:23.48 Just-- 00:48:23.60,00:48:25.88 Excellent! 00:48:27.84,00:48:32.84 It's nice that[br]they're... still friends. 00:48:35.40,00:48:41.08 Yeah, I mean, that was just a long time[br]ago. And, you know, it's just-- 00:48:43.92,00:48:47.44 So-- Excuse me. 00:48:47.52,00:48:50.80 - You all right?[br]- Yeah! 00:48:50.88,00:48:54.00 [Grandma Over P.A.] That makes it[br]Alumni, nine, Hale students, eight. 00:48:54.08,00:48:58.40 - Hey, Peggy?[br]- Hey! 00:48:58.48,00:49:04.48 [Grandma] Cookies for today's game[br]were donated by Betty Trout. 00:49:05.92,00:49:10.64 Now up for the Comets,[br]Jordan Hill. 00:49:10.72,00:49:13.08 You have been here,[br]what, like three minutes? 00:49:13.20,00:49:14.92 What did you do to her? 00:49:15.04,00:49:20.32 -You could just turn that finger around.[br]-Excuse me? 00:49:20.44,00:49:24.92 Oh, Cory, Cory, Cory![br]Pow, pow, pow, pow. What is this about? 00:49:25.04,00:49:28.52 You know what? We have all[br]been friends our entire lives. 00:49:28.64,00:49:32.08 A type of relationship[br]that you obviously don't understand. 00:49:32.20,00:49:36.12 I'm not the only one[br]who does not understand. 00:49:36.24,00:49:40.52 The U.S.S. Maggie[br]leaves quite a wake. 00:49:40.64,00:49:43.00 Excuse me. 00:49:49.20,00:49:53.84 Pot-stirrer man. 00:50:02.00,00:50:04.92 [Grandma] Cory Flemming[br]to Lee Mistlehorne to Dr. Ettinger. 00:50:05.04,00:50:08.32 Hey. All right. 00:50:09.72,00:50:13.04 That's cheering.[br]I'm cheering normal. 00:50:13.12,00:50:16.80 Cheer. Normal. 00:50:19.40,00:50:24.12 - [Woman] Good morning, Peggy.[br]- Good morning. 00:50:36.08,00:50:39.32 Do you think I flirt with Cory? 00:50:41.32,00:50:46.08 Good morning to you too.[br]You look good. 00:50:46.12,00:50:49.44 Thank you. 00:50:49.52,00:50:52.40 Do you think I flirt with Cory? 00:50:52.48,00:50:57.08 - Yes.[br]- I don't mean to. 00:50:57.20,00:51:01.00 I know. I think sometimes[br]you just sort of... 00:51:01.08,00:51:05.12 spaz out with excess[br]flirtatious energy, 00:51:05.20,00:51:09.80 and it just lands[br]on anything male that moves. 00:51:09.88,00:51:13.20 Anything male that moves? 00:51:13.28,00:51:17.40 As opposed to anything male[br]that doesn't? 00:51:19.20,00:51:23.40 Well, like certain kinds of coral. 00:51:24.60,00:51:27.92 I'm definitely going to have[br]to kill myself today. 00:51:28.00,00:51:29.20 Why? 00:51:29.28,00:51:34.12 Because you think I'm all like,[br]"Hey, man, check me out." 00:51:34.24,00:51:39.68 No, I don't.[br]I think you're like... 00:51:39.80,00:51:44.52 "I'm charming and mysterious[br]in a way that even I don't understand, 00:51:44.60,00:51:51.44 and something about me is crying out[br]for protection from a big man like you." 00:51:51.52,00:51:54.00 It's very hard to compete with. 00:51:54.08,00:51:58.48 Especially as... married women[br]who've lost our mystery. 00:51:58.60,00:52:03.60 Lost-- You have--[br]You are totally mysterious. 00:52:03.68,00:52:06.12 No. I'm weird. 00:52:06.24,00:52:10.72 Weird and mysterious[br]are two very different things. 00:52:10.84,00:52:14.92 - I'm weird.[br]- No, you're quirky. 00:52:15.00,00:52:20.72 Quirky and weird[br]are two very different things. 00:52:23.12,00:52:28.28 Peggy, I think there[br]is a distinct possibility... 00:52:28.40,00:52:33.68 that I am profoundly[br]and irreversibly screwed up. 00:52:35.80,00:52:38.08 Despite that, 00:52:38.20,00:52:42.24 I love you and I promise... 00:52:42.32,00:52:45.12 to no longer flirt with Cory. 00:52:46.88,00:52:50.92 Maggie, I'm not worried[br]about you and Cory, 00:52:51.00,00:52:54.00 or me and Cory, 00:52:54.08,00:52:58.64 or you being[br]irreversibly screwed up. 00:52:58.72,00:53:02.68 Maggie, you've been like this[br]since we were kids. 00:53:02.80,00:53:08.08 And all I'm thinking is,[br]now that you're aware of it, 00:53:08.20,00:53:10.92 and that it hurts[br]people's feelings sometimes, 00:53:11.00,00:53:16.88 maybe it's time to get on with life,[br]and commit to someone of your own, 00:53:17.00,00:53:20.28 like Bob, if he's the one. 00:53:21.64,00:53:23.92 I know. 00:53:28.20,00:53:32.68 Is there anything I can do to...[br]make it up to you? 00:53:32.80,00:53:37.28 Well, there's always... 00:53:37.40,00:53:41.92 the thing that brings[br]warmth to my heart, 00:53:42.04,00:53:44.40 and that is duckbill platypus. 00:53:44.48,00:53:49.52 Duckbill-- That is only funny[br]in like Camp Birchwood on... 00:53:49.64,00:53:51.72 Just do it. 00:53:51.80,00:53:54.52 a trip with the tent and my leg[br]as the pole and it's raining. 00:53:54.60,00:53:56.92 And you know.[br]That's the only time that's funny. 00:53:57.00,00:54:00.72 Let's just see. 00:54:02.80,00:54:04.72 Oh. 00:54:12.40,00:54:16.12 [Chuckling] 00:54:17.80,00:54:21.20 It's so humiliating. 00:54:21.28,00:54:23.40 Thank you. 00:54:25.52,00:54:28.08 Thank you. 00:54:28.32,00:54:31.04 [Barbershop Quartet][br]% Farewell, ladies % 00:54:31.12,00:54:36.12 % Farewell, ladies[br]We're going to leave you now % 00:54:36.20,00:54:41.32 % Merrily we roll along[br]roll along, roll along % 00:54:43.40,00:54:46.88 Lee. Hey, wake up. Hey! 00:54:47.00,00:54:49.12 - Hello?[br]- Hi. 00:54:49.24,00:54:52.52 Gimme the key to the reporter's[br]room. I wanna snoop around. 00:54:52.64,00:54:55.12 - Come on, quick. Wake up.[br]- Second floor. 00:54:55.24,00:54:58.72 - Thank you.[br]- Don't take anything big. 00:54:58.80,00:55:01.68 Okay. 00:55:21.28,00:55:23.60 Shh. 00:55:31.00,00:55:33.28 Hmm. 00:55:34.80,00:55:37.12 Hopefully his favorite. 00:55:37.20,00:55:40.40 [Fisher Over Cell Phone][br]My theory is she's running... 00:55:40.48,00:55:42.88 because she gets negative attention. 00:55:43.00,00:55:45.32 Negative attention is attention. 00:55:45.40,00:55:49.32 You know, like when women whack you[br]on the street because of your column. 00:55:49.44,00:55:51.24 That's negative attention. 00:55:51.32,00:55:54.88 We're talking about[br]her negative attention, not mine. 00:56:05.40,00:56:08.52 "How does she get all[br]those guys to propose? 00:56:08.64,00:56:12.12 She's not that beautiful.'' 00:56:12.24,00:56:15.20 Bite me, paperboy. 00:56:19.24,00:56:22.60 Ah, hey! Hey! 00:56:22.68,00:56:24.24 Hi, Ike. 00:56:24.32,00:56:29.08 You put your shoes out at night,[br]they're real shiny in the mornin'. 00:56:29.20,00:56:33.68 - Sometimes they don't bring 'em back.[br]- Mmm, why take a chance? 00:56:33.80,00:56:36.08 Good night. 00:56:52.64,00:56:56.52 All right.[br]I know you're in there. I saw you. 00:56:58.88,00:57:02.12 You realize you're messing[br]with the First Amendment now. 00:57:02.24,00:57:06.12 [Knocking On Door][br]Come on, open up. 00:57:06.24,00:57:09.00 Come on! 00:57:09.08,00:57:11.48 We should have[br]a very serious discussion... 00:57:11.52,00:57:14.88 about why you are[br]such a pain in the ass! 00:57:14.92,00:57:16.72 Open the door! 00:57:16.80,00:57:19.92 I'm coming in.[br]I'm coming through. 00:57:20.04,00:57:22.60 It's your last chance.[br]Here I come! 00:57:22.68,00:57:24.88 Here I come! 00:57:27.00,00:57:29.32 All right. 00:57:29.40,00:57:35.08 Breaking and entering. That's a felony.[br]I'm calling the sheriff. 00:57:35.20,00:57:37.32 You know what?[br]You do that. 00:57:37.44,00:57:41.60 Can you remind him that's he's[br]bringing the wine to the luau? 00:57:41.68,00:57:46.28 [Whispering][br]It'll save me a call. Thanks so much. 00:57:46.32,00:57:48.88 Hey, Ike, does your friend[br]have a sister? 00:57:49.00,00:57:53.28 Wait for the original.[br]She'll be available in a week. 00:57:57.60,00:58:00.92 %[Jazz] 00:58:29.60,00:58:32.08 [Maggie Crowing] 00:58:32.12,00:58:35.88 [Crowing Continues] 00:58:36.00,00:58:39.92 [Crowing] 00:58:43.20,00:58:47.88 Freeze. Oh, hold on to those covers.[br]I didn't come to see Ike Junior. 00:58:48.00,00:58:53.72 [Sighs] I take it the desk clerk[br]is one of your many admirers. 00:58:55.72,00:59:00.52 So, your notes made for...[br]interesting reading. 00:59:00.64,00:59:02.44 What's your point? 00:59:02.52,00:59:05.20 My point is, once again,[br]you're getting it all wrong. 00:59:05.28,00:59:08.12 And that's not gonna improve[br]your reputation, 00:59:08.24,00:59:11.28 and it's not very flattering[br]to me either. 00:59:11.32,00:59:16.12 So, I decided that I would[br]help you write the truth. 00:59:16.24,00:59:18.44 - [Chuckles] Really?[br]- Mm-hmm. 00:59:18.52,00:59:22.04 Oh. 00:59:22.12,00:59:27.12 I've decided to cooperate[br]and let you interview me... 00:59:27.20,00:59:30.92 - for $1,000.[br]- [Groans] 00:59:31.04,00:59:33.52 I want a big wedding[br]and a killer dress. 00:59:33.64,00:59:39.92 And for a grand, I will answer all your[br]questions and let you follow me around. 00:59:40.00,00:59:45.12 The magazine does not[br]spend money for stories. 00:59:45.20,00:59:47.72 - It's not what you would call ethical.[br]- Oh. 00:59:47.84,00:59:50.40 I meant you. 00:59:50.48,00:59:55.52 I figured you probably[br]got severance or expenses or both. 00:59:55.60,00:59:59.52 I'm guessing[br]that you're writing on spec. 00:59:59.60,01:00:04.32 And with a first-person interview,[br]you might actually sell that thing. 01:00:04.40,01:00:08.60 - Too much.[br]- Seven-fifty. 01:00:08.80,01:00:11.12 - Five hundred.[br]- Six-fifty. 01:00:11.20,01:00:14.88 Done. 01:00:15.00,01:00:19.64 % [Ike Whistling Tune To[br]"The Andy Griffith Show"] 01:00:19.72,01:00:24.64 Is that supposed to be a joke?[br]I know what you're whistling. 01:00:24.72,01:00:27.04 - Hello.[br]- Hi. 01:00:29.80,01:00:33.40 This is a birthday present[br]for my cousin. 01:00:33.44,01:00:35.24 [Motor Whirring] 01:00:35.32,01:00:39.12 [Chuckles][br]That's great. 01:00:39.24,01:00:44.72 Wonderful stuff. All these found[br]industrial parts and things. 01:00:44.84,01:00:47.20 A lamp tree. 01:00:47.24,01:00:49.60 That's great. 01:00:49.64,01:00:54.32 - Is this-- That's your preferred logo?[br]- I think so. 01:00:54.40,01:00:56.80 It's nice. The whole thing is great. 01:00:56.88,01:00:59.32 I think you could sell[br]these lamps in New York. 01:00:59.44,01:01:02.32 Maybe someday. 01:01:02.40,01:01:06.72 - You afraid to try?[br]- No, no. I'm not afraid. 01:01:06.80,01:01:10.80 Just... someday. 01:01:12.80,01:01:15.84 This is Brian. 01:01:15.92,01:01:18.64 Oh, Father Brian. 01:01:18.72,01:01:23.48 - And Gill's, of course.[br]- Gill, yeah. 01:01:23.60,01:01:27.44 And... George. 01:01:27.52,01:01:31.92 He proposed at a butterfly farm[br]in Saint Thomas. 01:01:32.00,01:01:34.48 The ring was inside a cocoon. 01:01:34.60,01:01:39.88 Ahh. A little too[br]Silence of the Lambs for my taste, but-- 01:01:40.00,01:01:43.64 Well, he's an entomologist.[br]I thought it was very unique. 01:01:43.72,01:01:47.04 - And finally, Bob.[br]- Mmm. 01:01:47.12,01:01:49.84 He proposed during[br]the seventh inning stretch... 01:01:52.00,01:01:55.92 at an Oriole game. 01:01:56.00,01:01:59.80 Wait, wait.[br]Wait, don't tell me. 01:01:59.88,01:02:03.84 The scoreboard lit up[br]with "Marry me, Maggie." 01:02:03.92,01:02:07.12 It was one of the most[br]wonderful moments of my life. 01:02:07.24,01:02:10.12 Highly suspect. 01:02:10.20,01:02:14.12 What do you mean?[br]It was incredibly romantic. 01:02:14.20,01:02:18.20 Look, maybe it's just me, but... 01:02:18.28,01:02:22.88 if you gotta dress it up like that,[br]it just doesn't ring true. 01:02:23.00,01:02:28.28 You know,[br]l, I think the most... 01:02:28.40,01:02:31.24 that anybody[br]can honestly say is: 01:02:31.32,01:02:37.52 "Look, I guarantee there'll be[br]tough times. I guarantee... 01:02:37.60,01:02:43.32 "at some point one or both of us[br]is gonna want to get out of this thing. 01:02:43.44,01:02:48.60 "But I also guarantee that[br]if I don't ask you to be mine, 01:02:48.68,01:02:51.84 "I'll regret it[br]the rest of my life. 01:02:51.92,01:02:57.32 "Because I know in my heart... 01:02:59.08,01:03:02.12 you're the only one for me." 01:03:06.04,01:03:08.40 I like it. 01:03:09.72,01:03:12.48 I'd like it better[br]on a scoreboard. 01:03:16.24,01:03:21.32 So, is that what you said when[br]you asked your wife to marry you? 01:03:21.44,01:03:25.08 Don't look so surprised. You've got[br]"divorce" written all over you. 01:03:26.84,01:03:30.12 I'm a work-in-progress. 01:03:30.20,01:03:34.12 So, is that what[br]you said to her? 01:03:34.20,01:03:37.80 No. I think I said[br]something very eloquent like, 01:03:37.88,01:03:40.84 "So, um, 01:03:40.92,01:03:44.48 "maybe you and I should,[br]you know-- 01:03:44.60,01:03:47.84 What do you think? Huh?'' 01:03:49.40,01:03:52.12 Now, that's romantic. 01:03:52.24,01:03:56.04 And with a proposal like that,[br]you didn't find eternal bliss? 01:03:56.12,01:03:59.52 - [Sighs][br]- What went wrong? 01:03:59.64,01:04:02.00 I don't know. 01:04:02.04,01:04:06.72 - You don't know?[br]- No. 01:04:06.80,01:04:11.68 Maybe you should ask her sometime.[br]Ever thought of that? 01:04:11.80,01:04:15.04 [Chuckles] 01:04:23.00,01:04:25.52 [Maggie] Even with[br]everything that's happened, 01:04:25.64,01:04:27.84 I have still never been married. 01:04:27.92,01:04:32.24 And I still deserve[br]a beautiful dress. 01:04:34.52,01:04:37.32 - [Doorbells Tinkle][br]- Mrs. Whittenmeyer? 01:04:37.44,01:04:39.80 Where are you going? 01:04:39.84,01:04:42.44 - Hi, Polly.[br]- Hi, Maggie. 01:04:42.52,01:04:46.04 You'll have to excuse her. Some of[br]the children are afraid of you... 01:04:46.12,01:04:49.08 since you dragged[br]that little boy up the aisle. 01:04:49.20,01:04:51.48 Drag-- No.[br]I didn't, I didn't-- 01:04:51.60,01:04:54.32 He tripped[br]on his own shoelaces. 01:04:54.44,01:04:58.24 You've come for your dress. Good.[br]It's in the back. I'll get it. 01:04:58.32,01:05:04.00 Actually, Mrs. Whittenmeyer,[br]I decided... 01:05:04.08,01:05:07.52 - that I want to get this dress.[br]- Oh. 01:05:07.60,01:05:11.08 The one you have on hold[br]is lovely, dear. 01:05:11.20,01:05:15.68 I know, but I've just--[br]I've changed my mind. 01:05:15.80,01:05:18.44 This is $ 1 ,000. 01:05:18.52,01:05:21.88 And I have $ 1 ,000. 01:05:22.00,01:05:25.64 [Mrs. Whittenmeyer][br]The other one is only $300, dear. 01:05:25.72,01:05:30.92 Um-- Is that dress for sale? 01:05:31.04,01:05:36.32 It's just a lot of money to spend[br]on one of your dresses, Maggie. 01:05:36.40,01:05:41.04 After all, you only wear them[br]for about ten minutes or so. 01:05:47.44,01:05:49.80 Um, yeah, yeah. 01:05:49.88,01:05:53.68 I guess that's true. 01:05:55.84,01:06:00.00 Uh, the other dress is, is nice. 01:06:00.04,01:06:02.68 - Mrs. Whittenheimer?[br]- Meyer. 01:06:02.80,01:06:06.00 Whittenmeyer. Could I talk[br]to you just for a second? 01:06:06.08,01:06:08.84 Come here. I don't know much[br]about this kind of thing. 01:06:08.92,01:06:14.28 I'm from out of town.[br]But you're a salesperson, right? 01:06:14.40,01:06:18.12 - You're here to sell wedding dresses.[br]- I've been here 30 years. 01:06:18.20,01:06:22.72 Perfect! Because[br]Miss Carpenter is here to buy one. 01:06:22.80,01:06:26.40 Ah. But not just any one.[br]She wants that one. 01:06:26.44,01:06:30.68 - It's $1,000![br]- Listen, Aunt Bee. 01:06:33.12,01:06:37.28 Verbal communication was never perfect[br]for me. Let's try visual, all right? 01:06:40.20,01:06:42.84 [Ike][br]We're buying the dress. 01:06:42.92,01:06:46.12 Now, we'll have[br]this nice beautiful dress. 01:06:46.20,01:06:50.52 And anything else she wants,[br]it's hers. Okay? All right? 01:06:59.20,01:07:02.32 [Sighs][br]What do you think? 01:07:11.52,01:07:13.84 Hmm? 01:07:18.04,01:07:21.68 [Sighs] 01:07:21.80,01:07:25.12 You look-- 01:07:32.68,01:07:35.12 [Sniffs][br]You look fine. 01:07:35.24,01:07:38.32 Fine. 01:07:40.28,01:07:42.68 [Clears Throat] 01:07:42.80,01:07:46.08 You're reading your newspaper[br]upside down. 01:07:46.20,01:07:48.92 That's gotta[br]be better than "fine." 01:07:49.00,01:07:52.12 Yeah. 01:07:52.24,01:07:54.60 Come on, now.[br]Admire me. 01:07:54.64,01:07:57.32 Get the whole picture.[br]Right? 01:07:57.40,01:07:59.80 I'm gonna have my hair up[br]somehow. 01:07:59.88,01:08:02.24 I don't know.[br]Maybe with a little in the back. 01:08:02.32,01:08:05.84 And, my favorite feature... 01:08:05.92,01:08:11.80 is that it kind of swishes[br]like a bell when I move. 01:08:13.72,01:08:15.92 [Maggie][br]% Ding, ding % 01:08:16.04,01:08:19.48 % Ding, ding % 01:08:21.60,01:08:23.88 It works. 01:08:24.00,01:08:27.28 Bob will be very happy. 01:08:27.40,01:08:33.20 Oh, Bob! We gotta go.[br]We gotta go meet Bob. 01:08:33.32,01:08:37.24 Oh, jeez, yeah, I'm goin' to the luau.[br]I never miss it. The barbershop-- 01:08:37.28,01:08:41.08 Mrs. Pressman, we're ready[br]to order here, I think. 01:08:41.20,01:08:43.44 I'm all out of the special-- 01:08:43.48,01:08:47.04 That's all right. I'm gonna have[br]the garden omelet, egg whites only. 01:08:47.08,01:08:50.44 - Okay.[br]- That sounds good. I'll have the same. 01:08:50.48,01:08:52.28 Of course. 01:08:52.40,01:08:57.60 What is that? I can't even order eggs[br]without sarcasm from you? 01:08:57.68,01:08:59.48 [Clears Throat] 01:08:59.60,01:09:02.24 - You're on the same team now.[br]- What is that sound? 01:09:02.28,01:09:04.52 [Clears Throat][br]Have some water. 01:09:04.64,01:09:08.64 - Penalty box. Penalty box. Hmm?[br]- What is it? Fur ball? 01:09:08.72,01:09:12.72 Ike, Maggie is the sweetest person[br]you're ever gonna meet. 01:09:12.84,01:09:15.32 But she focuses too much out there. 01:09:15.44,01:09:18.40 She needs to start[br]focusing more in here. 01:09:18.48,01:09:21.48 That's why I think[br]she's had, uh, 01:09:21.60,01:09:27.68 whatever you wanna call 'em--[br]problems in the past. 01:09:27.80,01:09:31.04 And that's what[br]we're working on. Focus. 01:09:31.08,01:09:35.24 -Focus. Focus on Maggie. Focus.[br]- Mm-hmm. 01:09:35.32,01:09:38.84 Focus on Bob. Focus on Bob. 01:09:38.92,01:09:42.40 I've been runnin' Maggie[br]through these visualization exercises. 01:09:42.48,01:09:45.68 All the sports shrinks[br]use this head stuff. 01:09:45.80,01:09:48.80 Visualize the end zone. 01:09:48.88,01:09:54.24 Visualize that hole-in-one. 01:09:54.28,01:09:58.92 Tell me. When you get to the altar,[br]do you spike the bouquet? 01:09:59.04,01:10:02.64 - Okay, you know what--[br]- Well, I'm off. 01:10:02.72,01:10:05.72 A reporter's work[br]is never done. 01:10:05.84,01:10:08.12 See you later.[br]Bye, Mrs. Pressman. Thank you. 01:10:08.24,01:10:13.32 I'm gonna go focus[br]on your eggs, Bob. 01:10:15.12,01:10:18.08 I'm glad you're here.[br]I wanted to try to explain. 01:10:18.20,01:10:23.24 There are reasons why there have been[br]three weddings and no "I do's." 01:10:23.28,01:10:27.48 You can't believe how much cake[br]we got stuck with! 01:10:27.60,01:10:30.24 It's a wonder[br]I don't weigh 300 pounds! 01:10:30.28,01:10:33.72 And then, her father bought[br]all that booze that nobody drank. 01:10:33.84,01:10:36.12 - But he didn't mind that--[br]- Hi, Grandma. 01:10:36.24,01:10:38.72 [Makes Kissing Sound][br]Hi, Netta. 01:10:38.84,01:10:44.52 Grammy is giving me the skinny[br]on why you run from marital bliss. 01:10:44.64,01:10:47.52 Right. Netta,[br]cover up your ears. 01:10:49.60,01:10:52.12 It's not that she's afraid[br]of the wedding. 01:10:52.24,01:10:56.08 - She's afraid of the wedding night![br]- Mmm. 01:10:56.20,01:11:00.40 Innocent girls are terrified[br]of the one-eyed snake. 01:11:03.44,01:11:05.88 Why, when I was a virgin bride, 01:11:06.00,01:11:08.68 I took a knitting needle[br]to bed with me. 01:11:08.80,01:11:10.84 Uh--[br][Clears Throat] 01:11:10.88,01:11:13.68 Grandma, I charmed... 01:11:13.80,01:11:19.48 - the one-eyed snake a while ago.[br]- Oh, yeah. I forgot. 01:11:19.60,01:11:24.88 Well, I'll tell you one thing. Your[br]grandpa never forgot that wedding night. 01:11:25.00,01:11:27.28 Netta, you can take[br]your hands down. 01:11:27.40,01:11:29.68 - The tea's cold.[br]- Good. 01:11:29.80,01:11:33.24 Could you excuse us for a minute?[br]May I have a word with you, please? 01:11:33.32,01:11:37.04 Oh. Bye, Netta. Bye. 01:11:37.12,01:11:40.48 Thanks, Grammy. 01:11:40.60,01:11:43.48 Uh-- [Clears Throat] 01:11:43.60,01:11:47.60 I found this, and I didn't know[br]if it was something interesting. 01:11:47.68,01:11:51.80 - My-- This is Miles Davis![br]- I was cleaning out the attic and-- 01:11:51.88,01:11:55.24 This is very hard to find[br]in good condition. 01:11:55.32,01:12:00.64 - Hold on to this. This is incredible.[br]- Why don't you take it? 01:12:02.60,01:12:06.32 - Huh?[br]- Take it. 01:12:06.44,01:12:12.52 You're figuring out what kind of music[br]I like, finding me a rare album. 01:12:12.64,01:12:16.08 You're not trying[br]to butter me up, are you? 01:12:16.20,01:12:18.88 I was cleaning out the attic, 01:12:19.00,01:12:23.44 not attempting the impossible. 01:12:23.48,01:12:27.64 I smell trouble. 01:12:27.88,01:12:31.92 [Car Radio] This is Cory Flemming,[br]and I'll be featuring the music... 01:12:32.04,01:12:36.80 of Denise and Da Nephews,[br]tomorrow morning on "Wake up with--" 01:12:36.88,01:12:39.20 [Turns Radio Off] 01:12:39.28,01:12:42.24 [Ike][br]What do we got here? 01:12:46.64,01:12:49.44 [Maggie][br]Come on, big guy. 01:12:49.52,01:12:51.84 Oh, on our feet.[br]Here we go. 01:12:51.92,01:12:55.24 Let's go, let's go,[br]big guy. Yeah. 01:12:55.32,01:12:59.08 I haven't had any fun[br]since you got your driver's license. 01:12:59.20,01:13:04.04 Let me give you a tip. I haven't[br]been having a whole lot of fun either. 01:13:05.72,01:13:08.64 Steady. 01:13:08.72,01:13:12.04 - Good boy, Porthole.[br]- His name's Skipper, Dad. 01:13:12.12,01:13:15.04 - I changed it.[br]- Ah. Okay, step. 01:13:15.08,01:13:20.04 - [Groans] I'll be back later, Travis.[br]- [Scoffs] 01:13:20.12,01:13:23.40 - That guy Travis really has a problem.[br]- Mmm. 01:13:23.48,01:13:25.92 - I'll get--[br]- Here we are. 01:13:26.04,01:13:29.64 Okay. Steady. 01:13:29.72,01:13:32.60 You're gonna lean,[br]I'm gonna push. 01:13:32.68,01:13:36.04 Good daughters[br]let their fathers pass out. 01:13:36.08,01:13:39.64 Hey, Walter.[br]Right down there. 01:13:39.68,01:13:42.44 I, I-- Please, please[br]don't write anything-- 01:13:42.48,01:13:46.08 Forget about it.[br]Don't even think about it. 01:13:59.68,01:14:04.44 I'm just so tired[br]of this whole scene. 01:14:04.48,01:14:09.60 Why don't you just let him[br]sleep it off here in the truck? 01:14:09.64,01:14:13.04 Come for a ride with me,[br]come back for him later. 01:14:16.24,01:14:18.52 Okay. 01:14:25.68,01:14:28.72 [Female Singer][br]% Today % 01:14:28.84,01:14:33.72 % We took a walk up the street % 01:14:33.84,01:14:38.24 % We picked a flower[br]and climbed the hill % 01:14:38.28,01:14:42.44 [Maggie] He's been drinking more[br]and more since my mom passed away. 01:14:42.52,01:14:46.04 [Ike] That's when you quit school[br]to come back here? 01:14:46.08,01:14:50.68 Yeah. I had to come[br]run the store for my dad. 01:14:50.80,01:14:55.52 [Ike] My dad had[br]a small printing business. 01:14:55.64,01:14:59.44 He wanted me to become[br]a classical musician. 01:14:59.48,01:15:02.32 My mother wanted me[br]to be a novelist. 01:15:04.40,01:15:07.04 They were 0-for-two. 01:15:10.80,01:15:13.20 More? 01:15:13.28,01:15:18.44 So, l, uh--[br]I became a reporter. 01:15:21.32,01:15:24.48 Not quite a novelist.[br]But as we all know, 01:15:24.60,01:15:29.28 journalism is literature[br]in a hurry. 01:15:32.80,01:15:38.44 % I never saw blue[br]like that before % 01:15:40.24,01:15:43.80 % Across the sky % 01:15:43.88,01:15:46.24 [Ike][br]What? What is this? 01:15:46.32,01:15:49.20 What kind of gas did you put[br]in here? Diesel? 01:15:49.24,01:15:53.32 I don't know.[br]The pump closest to the car. 01:15:53.44,01:15:55.72 - [Car Backfires][br]- Whoa! 01:15:57.64,01:16:01.64 This car takes unleaded.[br]Your filter is clogged. 01:16:01.72,01:16:04.04 [Ike][br]Can you fix it? 01:16:04.12,01:16:07.24 - I'm gonna need to get some tools.[br]- Oh, good. 01:16:07.32,01:16:09.64 Kind of isolated here. 01:16:09.72,01:16:13.00 Yeah, it's nice. 01:16:13.08,01:16:16.12 [Sighs] 01:16:16.24,01:16:20.08 Well, if there's one thing[br]us New Yorkers know how to do, 01:16:20.20,01:16:22.20 that's hail a cab. 01:16:22.28,01:16:25.20 If there's no cab, we walk. 01:16:25.24,01:16:30.12 Uh, well, if we saved[br]the battery here, 01:16:30.24,01:16:32.92 there's a place just down the way. 01:16:33.04,01:16:36.84 We country girls cut across the field.[br]It's quicker. 01:16:43.48,01:16:46.00 Oh, be careful of snakes. 01:16:48.24,01:16:51.04 - What?[br]- Snakes. 01:16:51.12,01:16:53.44 I don't like snakes. 01:16:53.52,01:16:56.68 Walk nice.[br]They won't get ya. 01:16:59.28,01:17:03.00 Come on, come on, come on! 01:17:03.08,01:17:07.04 What're you--[br]What're you doing? Snake dance? 01:17:07.08,01:17:10.84 I'm scaring the snakes. 01:17:10.92,01:17:16.04 - You're scaring me.[br]- [Chuckles] I'm scaring myself. 01:17:18.88,01:17:23.60 Do you think there's[br]one right person for everybody? 01:17:23.68,01:17:26.40 [Sighs][br]No, but I think attraction... 01:17:26.44,01:17:31.24 is too often mistaken[br]for rightness. 01:17:31.32,01:17:35.52 Attraction is very misleading. 01:17:35.64,01:17:38.44 - Yes, it is.[br]- Yeah. 01:17:38.48,01:17:41.00 - And it doesn't mean anything.[br]- No. 01:17:41.04,01:17:46.08 No, no.[br]It doesn't mean anything. It means-- 01:17:57.00,01:18:00.32 I, uh, 01:18:00.44,01:18:03.64 suddenly forgot[br]how to climb a fence. 01:18:06.40,01:18:09.84 - Tools.[br]- Tools. Yeah. 01:18:20.84,01:18:26.48 - Lionel, do you have tools?[br]- Hey, Maggie! 01:18:26.60,01:18:29.32 What're you gonna do?[br]Bust out of another wedding? 01:18:29.44,01:18:32.04 [Ike Laughs] 01:18:32.12,01:18:36.20 Sure are well-known around here. 01:18:36.40,01:18:40.00 [Ike][br]No, Fish, it's almost done. I swear. 01:18:40.08,01:18:42.88 This story's taken[br]a very interesting turn. 01:18:42.92,01:18:46.32 I've got one more interview[br]to do in New York. I'll see you later. 01:18:46.40,01:18:49.60 [Male Singer][br]% From my head to my heart % 01:18:49.68,01:18:54.48 % Can't seem to find a way[br]They're so far apart % 01:18:54.60,01:18:57.52 [Horns Honking] 01:18:57.60,01:19:01.64 You could've told me that[br]you were fiancÚ number three. 01:19:01.72,01:19:04.08 And end up in the papers? 01:19:04.20,01:19:08.48 I've been humiliated enough already[br]to last a lifetime. Thank you. 01:19:08.60,01:19:11.52 I was traveling around, 01:19:11.60,01:19:16.20 studying the reproductive[br]and migratory patterns of locusts... 01:19:16.28,01:19:18.60 when Maggie met me. 01:19:18.68,01:19:22.48 Tell me, George.[br]Why do you think she ran? 01:19:22.52,01:19:26.00 Just like you said.[br]What did you call her? A man-eater? 01:19:26.08,01:19:30.88 Devouring death goddess.[br]All right? 01:19:31.00,01:19:34.20 That's what I said.[br]I don't think that's why she ran. 01:19:34.28,01:19:36.00 Why do you think she ran? 01:19:36.08,01:19:39.08 I don't know. I'm working on it.[br]I was on the wrong track. 01:19:39.20,01:19:43.44 - Are you defending her?[br]- No, no. 01:19:43.52,01:19:48.48 I call it like I see it.[br]I'm a journalist. I'm a truth-teller. 01:19:48.60,01:19:51.20 - Unbelievable![br]- What? 01:19:51.28,01:19:54.60 She got to you, too,[br]like a moth to a flame. 01:19:54.68,01:19:57.00 - Please![br]-Join the club. 01:19:57.08,01:20:00.52 - What are you talking about?[br]- You need this much more than I do. 01:20:00.60,01:20:05.80 I am a journalist. I'm doing an article.[br]Look. See? I'm being paid. 01:20:05.88,01:20:12.04 This will be published. A cover story.[br]You'll get the all facts in the article. 01:20:12.12,01:20:15.68 Do you know what kind[br]of eggs she liked? 01:20:15.80,01:20:20.52 Poached, same as me. 01:20:28.52,01:20:31.08 [Car Alarm Beeping] 01:20:31.20,01:20:34.40 [Fisher] An over priced apartment[br]and Chinese take-out. 01:20:34.48,01:20:36.88 That's New York living. 01:20:36.92,01:20:39.44 Fisher, don't forget[br]the fortune cookies. 01:20:39.52,01:20:44.68 I already read the fortune.[br]You don't wanna know. 01:20:44.80,01:20:48.32 He makes me crazy. 01:20:48.44,01:20:52.12 Hostility is a very important part[br]of your foreplay, isn't it? 01:20:52.24,01:20:55.60 It takes three people[br]to make our marriage work: 01:20:55.68,01:20:57.88 him, me and our therapist. 01:21:00.68,01:21:04.24 [Laughs] 01:21:04.32,01:21:08.04 Ellie, what went wrong? 01:21:08.12,01:21:11.64 With us.[br]With the two of us, I mean. 01:21:11.72,01:21:18.32 I know it's been a long time.[br]Do you remember? 01:21:18.44,01:21:23.12 Yeah. Do I remember?[br]Of course I do. 01:21:25.44,01:21:29.32 Is that what--[br]Did I do the same-- 01:21:29.40,01:21:34.24 Is that what happened?[br]Did I just... not see you? 01:21:37.32,01:21:41.88 No. No, you didn't. 01:21:49.40,01:21:51.72 I'm sorry. 01:21:51.80,01:21:54.72 I'm sorry, Ellie. 01:21:54.80,01:21:57.28 I'm sorry too, Ike. 01:21:59.84,01:22:04.20 Wow! That only took us[br]1 2 years to say. 01:22:04.28,01:22:07.80 Hey, I saw that, you cad. 01:22:07.88,01:22:11.48 You asked for it, you got it.[br]Here you go. 01:22:11.60,01:22:13.88 My dear. 01:22:14.00,01:22:16.92 Get your fortune.[br]Let me see what-- 01:22:17.04,01:22:23.20 "Confucius say, man who leave wife alone[br]with ex-husband may leave altogether." 01:22:23.28,01:22:25.08 - [Laughing][br]- Aha! 01:22:25.40,01:22:29.04 - Lights and everything.[br]- Hope it's better than last year. 01:22:29.12,01:22:31.60 [Woman Laughing][br]Or the last ten years. 01:22:31.68,01:22:35.36 %[Drums Beating] 01:22:35.48,01:22:38.36 [Cheering, Whistling] 01:22:45.48,01:22:47.28 [Applauding] 01:22:47.36,01:22:51.72 Let's have a hand for[br]our fabulous hula dancers. 01:22:51.80,01:22:57.88 There they are.[br]King and Queen! 01:22:58.00,01:23:01.60 % [Hawaiian] 01:23:01.68,01:23:07.60 Walter, I'm thinking about[br]going back to my maiden name. 01:23:07.68,01:23:10.00 Can you still remember it? 01:23:10.08,01:23:14.28 What? It's nice, you know. 01:23:14.32,01:23:20.84 It's just I haven't seen him[br]in 24 hours, and I would... 01:23:20.92,01:23:25.68 feel better if[br]I knew where he was, you see. 01:23:29.92,01:23:33.20 [Mr. Trout][br]Welcome to our annual luau. 01:23:33.28,01:23:36.80 - What can I get you?[br]- [Ike] Aloha, Mr. Trout. 01:23:36.88,01:23:42.28 Uh, you got something[br]without a toy in it? 01:23:42.40,01:23:45.24 % [Electric Guitar] 01:23:45.32,01:23:48.84 - [Man] Get down, Sprout.[br]- The next three. 01:23:48.92,01:23:51.28 Yeah. 01:23:51.36,01:23:55.32 Oh, I'm hearing it here. 01:24:00.32,01:24:02.64 Aloha! 01:24:05.40,01:24:08.32 It's a very fetching headdress[br]you're wearing. 01:24:12.92,01:24:17.92 Where did--[br]Where did you disappear to? 01:24:18.04,01:24:20.40 Missed me bad, huh? 01:24:24.12,01:24:26.68 [Betty Trout][br]And we have a winner right here! 01:24:26.80,01:24:30.60 Yeah! All right, Bob! 01:24:30.68,01:24:34.84 Well, it's chow time[br]here on the islands, 01:24:34.92,01:24:40.08 and we Trouts have prepared[br]our traditional feast, Shrimp Trout. 01:24:40.20,01:24:42.92 So let's all meet at the tables. 01:24:43.00,01:24:45.60 You're not allergic[br]to shrimp, are you? 01:24:45.68,01:24:49.48 - Mmm, no.[br]- Pity. 01:24:50.80,01:24:53.84 [Banging] 01:24:56.32,01:25:00.48 Attention![br]Pay attention to Walter. 01:25:00.60,01:25:04.08 - Listen closely. He slurs.[br]- [Laughing] 01:25:04.16,01:25:07.44 In the tradition... 01:25:07.52,01:25:11.68 that has grown over the years,[br]it is now toast time. 01:25:11.72,01:25:14.28 First up, our host, 01:25:14.32,01:25:17.56 Lou "A Honey of a Beekeeper" Trout. 01:25:17.68,01:25:20.48 [Applause] 01:25:20.52,01:25:22.92 [Whistles] 01:25:23.00,01:25:26.68 May the groom's heart[br]be filled with hope... 01:25:26.80,01:25:29.60 and the bride's feet[br]filled with lead. 01:25:29.68,01:25:33.68 [Crowd Laughing] 01:25:33.72,01:25:38.84 May the pitter-patter of little feet[br]not be Maggie's. 01:25:38.92,01:25:41.84 [Crowd Laughing] 01:25:45.32,01:25:50.84 - May the gifts be returnable.[br]- [Man] I took mine back. 01:25:50.92,01:25:55.32 You know the old saying,[br]"You're not losing a daughter"? 01:25:55.40,01:25:57.80 Well, I'd like to. 01:25:57.88,01:26:00.88 [Crowd Laughing] 01:26:00.92,01:26:04.92 [Walter]Maggie may not be[br]Hale's longest running joke, 01:26:05.00,01:26:09.44 - but she is certainly the fastest.[br]- [Mouthing Words] 01:26:11.12,01:26:13.60 Good one, Dad. 01:26:13.68,01:26:18.44 [Cindy] Walter, maybe[br]Mr. Graham will say something. 01:26:18.52,01:26:22.36 Ah, here we are. Would you like[br]to say something, Mr. Graham? 01:26:22.48,01:26:27.56 Yeah, just a minute.[br]I don't know yet. You okay? 01:26:27.68,01:26:32.28 Come on, Ike. Take a shot at Maggie[br]live. It's more fun than print. 01:26:32.32,01:26:35.44 Excuse me? 01:26:35.52,01:26:38.12 It's a joke.[br]They're kidding, Ike. 01:26:38.20,01:26:42.80 - Yeah, come on. Let's go.[br]- [Banging Cups] 01:26:42.88,01:26:46.80 - [Banging Continues][br]- All right. We'll have a toast! 01:26:46.88,01:26:51.08 [All Shouting Agreement] 01:26:51.20,01:26:54.12 To Maggie's family and friends. 01:26:54.20,01:26:58.68 May you find yourselves... 01:26:58.72,01:27:01.80 the bull's-eye of an easy target. 01:27:04.00,01:27:10.68 May you be publicly flogged[br]for all of your bad choices, 01:27:10.80,01:27:15.92 and may your noses be rubbed[br]in all of your mistakes. 01:27:22.20,01:27:25.72 Well, that was funny,[br]but enough toasting. Let's hula! 01:27:25.80,01:27:32.28 Everybody![br]Let's get up and start the band! 01:27:32.32,01:27:35.40 We're gonna make a line[br]right down here. 01:27:35.48,01:27:38.60 Maggie. Maggie? 01:27:38.68,01:27:41.84 [Betty Trout][br]Lou, where are those hula dancers? 01:27:41.92,01:27:45.28 Here. She might need this. 01:27:45.44,01:27:47.20 Where'd Maggie go to? 01:27:47.24,01:27:49.64 She went to get me something[br]from her car. 01:27:49.72,01:27:53.32 - Maybe she needs help.[br]- B-B-B-Bob. Okay. 01:27:53.44,01:27:56.00 The guard, who threw the block?[br]Forrest Gregg. 01:27:56.08,01:27:57.68 No, Elijah Pitts. 01:27:57.80,01:28:00.40 - He's a running back.[br]- The Fridge. Refrigerator Perry? 01:28:02.44,01:28:05.40 Maggie? 01:28:05.44,01:28:09.60 Hey. Here's a coat. 01:28:09.68,01:28:13.60 - Put this coat on. It's cold.[br]- Don't pretend to be a nice person. 01:28:13.68,01:28:17.00 I was the only person[br]in there defending you. 01:28:17.08,01:28:19.00 You humiliated me! 01:28:19.04,01:28:24.72 No, Maggie, I defended you. Humiliating[br]you is what everyone else did in there. 01:28:24.84,01:28:28.44 - That is the theme of the party tonight.[br]- No. It was under control. 01:28:28.52,01:28:31.28 Now they all feel sorry for me. 01:28:31.40,01:28:34.20 They should. They're about[br]to see you hang yourself again. 01:28:34.24,01:28:36.04 What do you keep-- 01:28:36.12,01:28:40.12 Tell me something.[br]Do you really care about Mount Everest? 01:28:40.24,01:28:44.60 It's fun. It's high. 01:28:44.64,01:28:47.12 Sexual practices of locusts? 01:28:47.24,01:28:53.20 [Maggie]Every one of those times[br]I was being supportive. 01:28:53.28,01:28:57.24 Not supportive![br]You weren't being supportive! 01:28:57.32,01:29:02.60 You were scared![br]You were scared then, you're scared now. 01:29:02.64,01:29:05.40 You are the most lost woman-- 01:29:05.44,01:29:08.72 - Lost?[br]- Yes, lost. You're so-- 01:29:08.84,01:29:13.00 You're so lost, you don't even know[br]what kind of eggs you like. 01:29:14.60,01:29:17.60 - Yes. Yes![br]- What? 01:29:17.68,01:29:20.28 That's right. With the priest,[br]you wanted scrambled. 01:29:20.40,01:29:22.68 With the Dead Head,[br]it was fried. 01:29:22.80,01:29:26.00 With the bug guy,[br]it was poached. 01:29:26.04,01:29:30.40 Now it's like, "Oh, egg whites only.[br]Thank you very much." 01:29:30.48,01:29:34.08 That is called[br]changing your mind. 01:29:34.20,01:29:37.40 No, that's called[br]not having a mind of your own. 01:29:37.44,01:29:39.92 Maggie, what are you doing? 01:29:40.04,01:29:42.44 You really want that guy up there[br]to drag you... 01:29:42.52,01:29:46.40 up Annapurna for your honeymoon? 01:29:46.44,01:29:49.64 You do not wanna climb[br]Annapurna! 01:29:49.72,01:29:52.24 Yes, I do! 01:29:54.04,01:29:57.28 [Sighs] 01:29:57.40,01:29:59.72 No, you don't. 01:30:01.52,01:30:07.00 You want a man who'll[br]lead you down the beach... 01:30:07.08,01:30:09.84 with his hand over your eyes... 01:30:09.92,01:30:14.40 just so you can discover[br]the feel of sand under your feet. 01:30:15.92,01:30:20.08 You want a guy that'll[br]wake you up at dawn. 01:30:22.68,01:30:25.60 He's just bursting to talk to you.[br]Can't wait another minute... 01:30:25.64,01:30:29.40 just to find out[br]what you'll say. 01:30:35.44,01:30:37.72 Am I right? 01:30:45.04,01:30:47.60 Stop it. 01:30:49.84,01:30:54.80 I'm getting married on Sunday. 01:30:54.88,01:30:58.20 And you are just trying[br]to make me run. 01:31:00.12,01:31:05.68 Because you're[br]a cynical, exploitive, 01:31:05.80,01:31:08.68 mean-hearted creep... 01:31:08.80,01:31:12.60 who wouldn't know real love[br]if it bit him in the armpit. 01:31:12.68,01:31:19.04 All you do is...[br]is tear others down, 01:31:19.12,01:31:23.00 and laugh at them[br]and criticize what they do... 01:31:23.08,01:31:27.48 because you're too afraid[br]to do anything yourself. 01:31:29.40,01:31:32.80 I read your columns. 01:31:32.84,01:31:38.24 You never once wrote[br]anything about yourself. 01:31:40.80,01:31:45.24 I am not the only one[br]that is lost. 01:31:46.84,01:31:49.12 And you know it. 01:31:52.00,01:31:54.28 Am I right? 01:31:57.64,01:32:01.52 Am I right? 01:32:04.12,01:32:07.52 [Bob][br]Mag? 01:32:07.64,01:32:11.00 Hey, help me out here. 01:32:11.04,01:32:13.88 Green Bay right guard. 01:32:14.00,01:32:17.60 Uh, you know,[br]Bart Starr, uh-- 01:32:19.92,01:32:22.60 - You okay?[br]- Yes. 01:32:24.64,01:32:28.80 -%[Drums Beating][br]- [Clears Throat] 01:32:28.88,01:32:32.20 - I'll take you inside. Okay?[br]- Uh-huh. 01:32:32.28,01:32:34.80 Okay. 01:32:36.44,01:32:39.40 [Maggie][br]Jerry Kramer. 01:32:39.48,01:32:45.20 Jerry Kramer![br]I started on the Ice Bowl story. 01:32:45.24,01:32:51.40 %[Drumming Continues] 01:32:51.64,01:32:54.32 Hey, Grandma. 01:32:54.44,01:32:57.00 - What's for lunch?[br]- Turkey and cheese. 01:32:57.04,01:32:59.24 Honey, your grandmother and l... 01:32:59.32,01:33:01.88 are thinking about having[br]a wedding gift museum. 01:33:02.00,01:33:04.80 [Chuckles] 01:33:04.88,01:33:08.44 - Stop.[br]- What? 01:33:08.52,01:33:11.92 Stop. Don't say[br]another word like that. 01:33:12.04,01:33:14.32 - Maggie, it was just a joke.[br]- No! 01:33:14.44,01:33:18.52 It's humiliating,[br]and it's gone on long enough. 01:33:18.64,01:33:24.04 You may not like that[br]you have a daughter with problems. 01:33:24.12,01:33:27.64 But guess what. 01:33:27.72,01:33:31.92 I don't like that I have a father[br]who's drunk all the time. 01:33:34.80,01:33:37.20 I'll eat in my room. 01:33:42.28,01:33:45.44 [Cindy] Tell me why Maggie's[br]having another rehearsal, 01:33:45.52,01:33:47.48 and two days before the wedding. 01:33:47.60,01:33:49.60 She's already done this. 01:33:49.64,01:33:53.60 [Peggy] Well, Bob insisted[br]she visualize the ceremony. 01:33:53.64,01:33:59.32 Okay, we're ready.[br]You want me to have Ike leave now? 01:33:59.44,01:34:02.60 Actually,[br]let's make Ike the pastor. 01:34:02.68,01:34:04.48 Uh, I'd rather not. 01:34:04.60,01:34:08.20 No, it'll give you a great view.[br]I think it's perfect. 01:34:08.28,01:34:11.48 - Hey.[br]- Okay. 01:34:11.60,01:34:15.00 Team effort, Pastor Ike. 01:34:15.08,01:34:18.72 - He's gonna be the pastor?[br]- Yes. Yes. 01:34:18.84,01:34:24.64 Because I want him front and center[br]so he can just see everything. 01:34:24.72,01:34:28.04 - Right up there. That's it.[br]- Okay. 01:34:28.12,01:34:31.60 - Cindy, foyer.[br]- Okay. 01:34:31.68,01:34:35.60 [Exhales] 01:34:35.64,01:34:38.00 Ready? 01:34:38.04,01:34:41.64 What happened at the luau? 01:34:41.68,01:34:47.80 I-- I don't-- I don't wanna[br]talk about the luau, okay? 01:34:47.88,01:34:52.04 - What is this?[br]- It's for the bell. 01:34:52.12,01:34:54.80 - Bob's in a hurry.[br]- Oh. 01:34:54.84,01:34:59.20 - [Bob] Girls![br]- Okay, Maggie, remember what Bob said. 01:34:59.28,01:35:01.84 - Let us visualize. Be the ball.[br]- Sink the putt. 01:35:01.92,01:35:05.00 - Make the shot.[br]- Nothin' but net. 01:35:05.08,01:35:07.52 - Never say die.[br]- Move your butts. 01:35:07.64,01:35:13.52 - [Bob] Girls, where are you?[br]- On our way, Coach. 01:35:13.64,01:35:16.00 [Sighs] 01:35:16.04,01:35:19.28 The bell. Ooh. 01:35:19.40,01:35:23.24 - [Bell Ringing][br]- Whoa! 01:35:23.32,01:35:29.32 - [Ringing Continues][br]- [Maggie Yelling] 01:35:29.44,01:35:33.44 Ooh. Agh! 01:35:35.44,01:35:37.00 What's she doing? 01:35:37.08,01:35:40.52 She's being the bell[br]instead of the ball. 01:35:42.84,01:35:47.20 Sanctuary. Sanctuary. 01:35:47.24,01:35:50.12 Mags, you okay? 01:35:56.04,01:35:58.40 Anyway-- 01:35:59.40,01:36:02.00 Oh.[br][Sniffs] 01:36:04.08,01:36:09.24 %[Organ, "The Wedding March"] 01:36:20.04,01:36:25.12 At this pace,[br]this could become an evening wedding. 01:36:25.24,01:36:29.08 Okay, okay.[br]You know something? It's great. 01:36:29.20,01:36:33.92 I think we're taking this a little[br]too fast. You're tensing. You feel it? 01:36:34.04,01:36:36.60 Right? 01:36:36.68,01:36:40.60 We just need to limber you up[br]for a second. Ike, come here. 01:36:40.68,01:36:44.88 You're me. Stand here so[br]she knows how far she's gotta come. 01:36:45.00,01:36:48.60 Honey, I'm gonna walk[br]with you. Okay? 01:36:48.68,01:36:52.72 Now he's the groom? 01:36:52.84,01:36:55.44 Just relax.[br]Remember, visualize. 01:36:55.52,01:36:58.52 Visualize.[br]Relax. Limber. 01:37:06.52,01:37:09.40 You are the football,[br]spiraling through the air... 01:37:09.44,01:37:14.52 -%[Organ Continues][br]- into the waiting hands of the groom. 01:37:14.64,01:37:19.52 I'm spiraling[br]through the air. 01:37:19.64,01:37:22.04 I am... 01:37:23.84,01:37:27.64 streaking... 01:37:27.72,01:37:32.72 toward the... goal line. 01:37:39.52,01:37:43.32 [Bob][br]Keep eye contact. Keep eye contact. 01:37:43.44,01:37:45.72 And I land on the goal line. 01:37:45.84,01:37:49.20 [Bob][br]Good. Good. 01:37:49.28,01:37:52.48 Okay, I'm the pastor[br]and I say, "Dearly beloved, 01:37:52.60,01:37:55.28 "we're gathered here,[br]blah, blah, blah, blah, 01:37:55.40,01:37:57.88 "so on and so forth,[br]rat-a-tat-tat, yabba-dabba. 01:37:58.00,01:38:00.68 I now pronounce you man and wife." 01:38:00.80,01:38:03.64 Kiss the bride.[br]We have the organ crescendo. 01:38:03.72,01:38:07.64 That just leads us[br]right on down the aisle. 01:38:07.72,01:38:10.84 And we are man and-- 01:38:26.80,01:38:29.48 % [Organ Stops] 01:38:29.60,01:38:32.68 No! 01:38:32.80,01:38:35.84 Maggie? 01:38:35.92,01:38:38.32 Uh, Mag-- 01:38:42.20,01:38:44.88 [Laughs] 01:38:44.92,01:38:47.28 Okay, okay, okay. 01:38:47.32,01:38:51.12 So if you were imagining me,[br]y-you did great. 01:38:51.24,01:38:53.44 What the hell were you doing? 01:38:53.52,01:38:56.80 Bob, I'm really sorry.[br]She... kissed me back. 01:38:56.88,01:39:00.52 - I kissed you back?[br]- Yes, you did. You kissed me back. 01:39:00.64,01:39:03.20 Yeah, caught that. 01:39:03.28,01:39:06.64 You wanna tell me how long[br]this has been goin' on? 01:39:06.72,01:39:11.72 - About a minute.[br]- Longer for me. 01:39:11.84,01:39:14.20 Really? 01:39:14.28,01:39:17.84 What do you expect me[br]to say to this? 01:39:17.92,01:39:21.80 - Hello.[br]- Well, Bob, you could say, 01:39:21.88,01:39:25.32 "Well, I hope you two[br]will be really happy together." 01:39:28.44,01:39:32.64 I hope you two will be[br]really happy together. 01:39:34.60,01:39:38.08 - [Groaning][br]- Uh, take care of him. 01:39:38.12,01:39:41.20 - Are you okay?[br]- Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:39:45.04,01:39:49.40 Bob! Bob! 01:39:49.48,01:39:52.48 Bob, I'm sorry. I-I'm-- 01:39:52.60,01:39:57.32 At least this time I backed out[br]before the wedding. That's progress. 01:39:57.44,01:39:59.92 You are gonna find some woman... 01:40:00.04,01:40:04.60 who can make you so much happier[br]than I ever could. 01:40:04.68,01:40:08.28 - Look out![br]- Ooh, see? 01:40:08.40,01:40:10.72 See? It's happening already. 01:40:10.84,01:40:13.24 - She's good with needy men.[br]- Yeah. 01:40:13.32,01:40:16.64 Uh, yeah. 01:40:16.72,01:40:21.84 - Well, um... why don't you...[br]- Yeah. 01:40:21.92,01:40:26.24 - just call me later.[br]- Okay. 01:40:26.32,01:40:30.52 Bob, this may not be a good time,[br]but here's my number. 01:40:30.64,01:40:36.08 [Cindy][br]Drive safely, Bob! 01:40:36.12,01:40:39.44 Kid wants to lock up, go home. 01:40:39.52,01:40:42.32 [Car Driving Away] 01:40:42.40,01:40:45.60 - How's Bob?[br]- Mmm. 01:40:45.68,01:40:50.12 - Okay.[br]- [Tires Screeching] 01:40:50.24,01:40:53.20 So, what just happened just now? 01:40:53.28,01:40:57.32 - Then... in there?[br]- I don't know. I, I, I-- 01:40:57.44,01:41:02.28 Frankly, I don't even[br]want to talk about it. 01:41:02.40,01:41:04.72 Me neither. 01:41:10.52,01:41:13.12 Wait, wait, wait. Wait. 01:41:13.24,01:41:18.44 - No, no, no. No, wait. Stop.[br]- Mmm? Mmm? 01:41:18.52,01:41:21.84 No, no, no, no.[br]We gotta-- We have to talk. 01:41:21.92,01:41:26.68 We have to talk. We have to do[br]some talking now, all right? 01:41:26.72,01:41:30.52 Just-- Come over here.[br]Pull up a-- 01:41:30.64,01:41:34.24 - Pull up a rail.[br]- I was enjoying the-- Okay. 01:41:34.32,01:41:39.68 All right. Just give me[br]a little space here. 01:41:39.72,01:41:41.32 Okay. 01:41:43.48,01:41:45.80 All right.[br][Sighs] 01:41:51.08,01:41:54.04 Do you think may-- 01:41:57.00,01:42:00.32 Well, you do have a dress. 01:42:02.44,01:42:05.00 And the church. 01:42:05.08,01:42:07.72 And the wedding date. 01:42:07.84,01:42:11.24 Then there's the two of us. 01:42:12.44,01:42:15.52 Maybe-- 01:42:19.64,01:42:25.20 You do have to go down the aisle[br]with somebody... 01:42:25.28,01:42:28.24 that you love, 01:42:28.32,01:42:32.04 - and who loves you back.[br]- Who? 01:42:53.32,01:42:55.84 I'm okay with that. 01:43:00.40,01:43:02.88 So am l. 01:43:06.72,01:43:10.04 [Laughs] 01:43:13.00,01:43:15.92 I'm getting married. 01:43:28.12,01:43:30.28 Do you do this often? 01:43:30.40,01:43:34.04 Well, there's not a lot[br]to do around here. 01:43:34.12,01:43:37.92 I just believe[br]he's listening to you. 01:43:38.04,01:43:41.44 His hair, any color. 01:43:41.52,01:43:44.00 I like his tight butt. 01:43:44.08,01:43:48.28 - Grandma.[br]- Well, I do! 01:43:48.40,01:43:51.92 I'll see you at the wedding. Right?[br]You're gonna be there, huh? 01:43:52.04,01:43:56.52 - Thirty-seven hours.[br]- I didn't miss the first one. 01:43:56.64,01:44:00.84 We're gonna spend part of the time here[br]in town 'cause he wants to write a book. 01:44:00.92,01:44:03.60 You always wanted[br]to write a novel. 01:44:03.68,01:44:08.20 I feel inspired here.[br]I feel like I can write. I wanna write. 01:44:08.28,01:44:11.28 Ike is getting married. 01:44:11.32,01:44:15.12 Hah! Ooh! Ooh! 01:44:15.24,01:44:18.04 Fisher, if you pee on the Persian,[br]I'm gonna kill you. 01:44:18.12,01:44:21.72 Hi. It's him.[br]He's on the phone. 01:44:27.68,01:44:31.92 - Hi. [Laughs][br]- Hi. 01:44:32.04,01:44:35.12 - What are you doin'?[br]- Nothin'. 01:44:35.24,01:44:37.12 Pick that up. 01:44:37.24,01:44:39.52 - [Ike] What are you doing?[br]- It's all right. 01:44:39.64,01:44:44.60 - Nothin'.[br]- Wow. I see the most beautiful girl. 01:44:44.68,01:44:49.12 [Whispers][br]He can see me. 01:44:49.24,01:44:52.12 Bet's up! 01:44:52.24,01:44:54.68 Aah! Double jack! 01:44:54.80,01:45:00.24 You were trying to cheat![br]It doesn't work! 01:45:00.32,01:45:06.88 [Female Singers] % Get to me[br]magically sure as the sky is blue % 01:45:06.92,01:45:09.68 Ah. Oh, my God.[br][Screams] 01:45:09.80,01:45:13.60 I'm the winner![br][Laughing] 01:45:13.68,01:45:16.28 Now, this is[br]a mature relationship. 01:45:16.40,01:45:21.12 % Acting erratically[br]Need you fanatically % 01:45:21.20,01:45:28.12 % You get to me magically[br]sure as the sky is blue % 01:45:30.04,01:45:35.40 % Baby, I love you % 01:45:35.48,01:45:38.88 % Do you love me too % 01:45:40.92,01:45:44.92 % Baby, I love you % 01:45:45.04,01:45:47.32 [Church Bells Ringing] 01:45:47.44,01:45:52.04 [Reporter Dina] Wedding bells[br]are ringing today in Hale, Maryland. 01:45:52.12,01:45:57.20 Maggie Carpenter, always a bride,[br]never a bridesmaid, is attempting... 01:45:57.28,01:46:00.04 to complete[br]her fourth wedding ceremony. 01:46:00.12,01:46:03.52 We'll be back when results are in.[br]Back to you, Jessica. 01:46:03.60,01:46:06.20 The turnout for this morning's[br]ceremony is... 01:46:06.28,01:46:08.84 usually saved[br]for royalty or movie stars, 01:46:08.92,01:46:12.40 but Maggie Carpenter[br]is Hale, Maryland's very own star. 01:46:12.48,01:46:15.24 T-shirts here.[br]I got, "Bye, Bye, Bride-ee." 01:46:15.32,01:46:18.12 I got, "What Part of 'l Do'[br]Don't You Understand?" 01:46:18.24,01:46:21.40 Get your "Runaway Bride"[br]T-shirts here. 01:46:21.48,01:46:23.28 Will she or won't she? 01:46:23.32,01:46:26.32 That is on the minds of several[br]hundred folks standing here, 01:46:26.40,01:46:31.32 not to mention on the mind of groom[br]number four, who is missing in action. 01:46:31.44,01:46:34.92 - He's gonna stand me up.[br]- Of course he's gonna come, 01:46:35.04,01:46:39.44 because today I saw[br]eight geese flying in a "V" 01:46:39.52,01:46:42.00 You with the lucky geese![br]You always see geese! 01:46:42.08,01:46:43.48 Not eight! 01:46:43.52,01:46:47.08 - And in a "V"[br]- Eight is better? 01:46:47.12,01:46:51.72 - Eight in a "V" Can you imagine?[br]- "V" "V" for, uh-- 01:46:51.84,01:46:55.60 - Victory? Victory![br]- Great! 01:46:55.68,01:46:58.84 - And... Velcro?[br]- Okay. 01:46:58.92,01:47:01.12 Velcro! Stick together! 01:47:01.24,01:47:05.92 - Virginal.[br]- No, no. 01:47:06.04,01:47:10.04 I-I'm sweaty, I'm nervous.[br]Where are my bags? 01:47:10.24,01:47:12.80 - Okay. No.[br]- No bags. Bags are for later. 01:47:12.88,01:47:17.44 - Rub your ears.[br]- Rub your ears. That's a great idea. 01:47:17.52,01:47:23.20 That's a very good idea. Rub your ears.[br]Cory does that to me sometimes. 01:47:23.24,01:47:28.00 - A little "ooo," and you just "whoo."[br]- We do it to the dog. 01:47:28.04,01:47:30.84 [Vendor][br]Get your "I don't think she will" shirt. 01:47:30.92,01:47:34.24 These shirts are not sold in stores. 01:47:34.32,01:47:37.40 [Excited Chattering] 01:47:37.44,01:47:41.44 - Here comes Ike Graham![br]- Show time. 01:47:44.24,01:47:48.44 That's better.[br]It's pretty nice, actually. 01:47:48.52,01:47:51.40 - Yeah, it's nice.[br]- He's here! 01:47:51.44,01:47:55.68 [Screams][br]Oh, the ear! Ahh! I see him! 01:47:55.80,01:47:58.60 Ike Graham has arrived at church. 01:47:58.64,01:48:01.24 [Excited Chattering] 01:48:01.32,01:48:03.80 - Is this your first marriage?[br]- Is this your last marriage? 01:48:03.88,01:48:06.28 [Male Reporter][br]Any little Grahams in the future? 01:48:06.40,01:48:08.60 [Cory] Oh, he gets whacked! 01:48:08.64,01:48:12.12 - All right, okay.[br]- This is such a good sign. 01:48:12.24,01:48:14.32 All right! Okay! 01:48:14.44,01:48:17.20 Get this--[br]Who makes this stuff? 01:48:17.24,01:48:21.84 - The veil is not attacking you.[br]- Okay, okay. 01:48:21.92,01:48:27.48 - Now is the time to calm down.[br]- Yes, okay. 01:48:27.60,01:48:32.40 Cause if you don't get calm,[br]we won't get your dress on. 01:48:32.44,01:48:35.64 A girl can't get married in flannel. 01:48:38.32,01:48:43.28 He's the one.[br]He really is the one. 01:48:43.40,01:48:47.04 - [Excited Chattering][br]- You're not invited. 01:48:47.12,01:48:49.68 Go back to New York.[br]Get outta here. 01:48:49.80,01:48:53.08 - He's the one![br]- [Excited Giggling] 01:48:53.20,01:48:54.80 He's the one! 01:48:54.84,01:48:57.88 We gotta hurry 'cause[br]the Sunday school kids are coming. 01:48:58.00,01:49:00.32 - Mrs. Pressman.[br]- There's no microphone. 01:49:00.44,01:49:05.20 - Please, put it there. No, no fun.[br]- You're no fun. 01:49:05.24,01:49:07.60 I was gonna do[br]this Scorsese thing-- 01:49:07.64,01:49:11.00 - Whatever. Just do it. Shoot, shoot.[br]- Ike. 01:49:11.04,01:49:15.92 Friends! Oh, God! 01:49:16.04,01:49:19.20 Thank you, thank you,[br]thank you. 01:49:19.24,01:49:24.64 - Thank you. We are friends, aren't we?[br]- Of course we are. 01:49:24.72,01:49:28.08 - You'll be my best man.[br]- Good, but I'm not sure I'm the best. 01:49:28.20,01:49:30.80 Go see the pastor.[br]He'll tell you what to do. 01:49:30.84,01:49:32.04 All right. 01:49:32.12,01:49:35.32 If someone will tell me[br]what to do. 01:49:35.44,01:49:37.92 Mmm. You always[br]looked great in that suit. 01:49:38.04,01:49:41.00 And, Ike? 01:49:41.04,01:49:44.24 I'm happy for you, honey. 01:49:44.32,01:49:49.00 I have a car out back for you[br]in case she decides to run. 01:49:50.48,01:49:53.88 I have an invitation.[br]Lou! He's with me. 01:49:59.68,01:50:02.04 You look terrible. 01:50:02.12,01:50:05.84 Thanks. 01:50:05.92,01:50:08.64 Here. 01:50:08.68,01:50:12.80 - Ike, I'm glad it's you.[br]- Really? 01:50:12.84,01:50:15.24 I wouldn't want to have[br]found out... 01:50:15.32,01:50:18.24 I wasn't the one[br]for her in the fourth quarter. 01:50:21.64,01:50:25.52 Well, Coach,[br]any final advice? 01:50:26.80,01:50:29.80 Maintain eye contact. 01:50:29.84,01:50:34.92 Eye contact.[br]Eye contact. Eye contact. 01:50:53.80,01:50:56.08 [Whispering][br]What have you got going on here? 01:50:56.20,01:51:00.12 You wanna look just special[br]for the wedding. 01:51:00.24,01:51:04.60 You should thank me and Lou for[br]lending you the wedding car. '63 Buick. 01:51:04.68,01:51:06.48 Thank you, Mrs. Trout. 01:51:06.60,01:51:09.44 What are you saying?[br]We're practically family. 01:51:09.52,01:51:14.00 - How's that there?[br]- My name is Fisher. What's yours? 01:51:14.04,01:51:18.04 Nice. Betty.[br]That doesn't want to come out, does it? 01:51:18.12,01:51:21.00 - You just pulled a hair from my neck.[br]- There we are. 01:51:21.04,01:51:24.68 -Mrs. Trout, please. This is my wedding.[br]-Yes. 01:51:24.80,01:51:27.08 Sit down. Thank you.[br]We're starting soon. 01:51:27.20,01:51:30.40 - Who was that?[br]- Mrs. Trout. 01:51:30.44,01:51:32.88 - He doesn't have a--[br]- Don't do-- Don't. 01:51:33.00,01:51:36.48 I just want that to be able to--[br]Fold it in the pocket. 01:51:36.60,01:51:41.80 - Right in the pocket.[br]- Please! Just go-- [Sighs] 01:51:41.84,01:51:46.80 - Good luck, sweet girl.[br]- Oh, thank you, Grandma. I love you. 01:51:46.84,01:51:51.40 - I'm really rooting for this one.[br]- Okay, Dad. 01:51:51.44,01:51:54.32 [Cory][br]The place is packed... 01:51:54.44,01:51:57.12 with the whole town of Hale[br]on the bride's side, 01:51:57.24,01:52:02.52 and with many[br]New Yorkers on the groom's side. 01:52:02.64,01:52:06.20 - Is this taken?[br]- No. 01:52:06.28,01:52:09.24 I'm Elaine from Manhattan. 01:52:09.28,01:52:12.48 - I'm Bob, Maggie's fourth attempt.[br]- I'm sorry. 01:52:12.60,01:52:17.08 That's okay.[br]There's a lid for every pot. 01:52:17.20,01:52:21.24 And I'm comfortable with Ike. 01:52:21.28,01:52:27.00 It's like Jack Dempsey lost[br]his heavyweight title to a New Yorker. 01:52:27.04,01:52:31.00 Right. Gene Tunney. 01:52:32.64,01:52:35.00 - Whoa.[br]- Spit! 01:52:36.64,01:52:38.92 Let's go. 01:52:40.68,01:52:45.64 Uh, okay. No sauntering down the aisle.[br]I don't like that. 01:52:45.72,01:52:49.28 - Make time. Just get there. Just go.[br]- Fine. 01:52:49.40,01:52:52.12 % [Organ] 01:53:05.24,01:53:07.64 All rise, please. 01:53:14.04,01:53:17.44 % ["The Wedding March"] 01:53:28.00,01:53:30.44 The bride is walking[br]down the aisle. 01:53:30.52,01:53:34.64 Maggie Carpenter[br]is walking down the aisle. 01:53:34.72,01:53:38.28 [Crowd Gasping] 01:53:40.24,01:53:44.80 - Oh, she's pausing.[br]- Stay with me. 01:53:44.84,01:53:47.20 [Bob][br]Keep eye contact. 01:53:47.24,01:53:49.84 [Relieved Chuckling] 01:54:00.48,01:54:03.84 [Pastor][br]Please be seated. Thank you. 01:54:03.92,01:54:06.72 I sneaked in a camera. 01:54:06.84,01:54:10.24 We are gathered here today-- 01:54:10.32,01:54:11.84 Please, no cameras. 01:54:11.92,01:54:16.80 Could we hold off photos[br]until the end of the ceremony? 01:54:16.84,01:54:18.52 Thank you. 01:54:20.04,01:54:22.48 No. 01:54:22.60,01:54:26.84 - [Pastor] Where's she going?[br]- [Ike] Don't. 01:54:26.92,01:54:31.64 - Maggie![br]- Block the doors! 01:54:33.40,01:54:36.52 No, Maggie, don't! 01:54:44.12,01:54:47.20 Oh, never a dull moment[br]at a Maggie wedding. 01:54:47.24,01:54:49.72 There's a man coming with[br]lots of candy in his pocket. 01:54:49.84,01:54:53.28 If you tickle him, he'll give you all[br]his candy. Here you go, little queen. 01:54:53.40,01:54:56.40 - Maggie![br]-Just tickle him. 01:54:58.44,01:55:02.84 - [Children] Give us some candy![br]- Whoa. No, not me. 01:55:02.92,01:55:06.40 Get the naughty bride.[br]Naughty bride. 01:55:06.44,01:55:10.40 No, no.[br]It's an Armani suit. 01:55:13.04,01:55:15.92 Wait! 01:55:18.12,01:55:20.28 - Wait![br]- Maggie! 01:55:21.72,01:55:24.60 Go. Go. Go, go. 01:55:26.24,01:55:30.60 Maggie! Maggie! 01:55:30.64,01:55:34.64 Don't do it! Don't! 01:55:34.72,01:55:37.04 Maggie! 01:55:37.12,01:55:41.00 - He's running after her.[br]- He's in pretty good shape too. 01:55:41.04,01:55:45.32 Maggie! No, Maggie! 01:55:45.44,01:55:47.72 Where do you think she's going? 01:55:47.84,01:55:50.64 Wherever it is,[br]she'll be there by 1 0:30 tomorrow. 01:55:53.32,01:55:56.00 Maggie! No! 01:56:02.44,01:56:04.80 Maggie! 01:56:04.84,01:56:08.40 No! No! 01:56:08.44,01:56:11.48 Maggie! 01:56:18.24,01:56:20.84 Mr. Graham! Mr. Graham! 01:56:24.24,01:56:28.72 [Mooing] 01:56:28.84,01:56:32.00 - Mr. Graham, what is your next move?[br]- How do you feel now? 01:56:32.04,01:56:34.80 - What will you do?[br]- I know you must feel terrible. 01:56:34.84,01:56:37.32 [Chattering Continues] 01:56:37.44,01:56:41.40 - Mr. Graham, talk to us.[br]- That's enough. 01:56:41.44,01:56:43.84 Come on. Leave him alone. 01:56:53.04,01:56:55.92 "Hardware Honey[br]Goes Nuts and Bolts." 01:56:56.04,01:56:58.32 How many times[br]is she gonna do this? 01:57:03.64,01:57:08.28 % Aura Lee % 01:57:08.40,01:57:12.48 - % Aura Lee %[br]- [Cory] Finally, in local news, 01:57:12.60,01:57:16.32 the mayor has requested that we all[br]stop gossiping about last week's... 01:57:16.44,01:57:19.84 Maggie Carpenter "almost wedding." 01:57:19.88,01:57:23.60 This is Cory Flemming[br]for W-HALE saying... 01:57:23.68,01:57:27.04 may the good Lord make you smart[br]enough to live in a small town. 01:57:27.12,01:57:29.48 And we cut. 01:57:29.60,01:57:33.00 [Lee][br]Camera loves ya. 01:57:35.24,01:57:38.64 - Hey, you okay?[br]- Yeah. 01:57:38.72,01:57:41.64 I'm closing.[br]You wanna go to Butch's for a drink? 01:57:41.72,01:57:45.28 Uh, you know,[br]I'm gonna finish up here, 01:57:45.40,01:57:47.84 and then I think[br]I'll just head home. 01:57:47.92,01:57:50.32 Okay. 01:57:52.48,01:57:55.68 You know, 01:57:55.80,01:57:59.08 I was thinking about[br]that "V" thing. 01:57:59.20,01:58:02.72 And I think[br]the "V" in the geese... 01:58:02.84,01:58:08.44 was half of a "W" for-- 01:58:08.52,01:58:10.84 For, uh-- 01:58:10.92,01:58:15.88 - W-W-What are you talking about?[br]- Wedding! Wedding. 01:58:15.92,01:58:20.44 You just gotta get[br]the rest of your ducks in a row. 01:58:22.52,01:58:25.52 Thank you. 01:58:29.52,01:58:32.08 - So you still think that he--[br]- You're quick. 01:58:32.20,01:58:35.44 You're very quick. 01:58:41.48,01:58:45.08 [Sighs] 01:58:58.04,01:59:01.44 [Male Singer][br]% I thought that % 01:59:01.52,01:59:07.08 % You'd be loving me % 01:59:07.20,01:59:14.04 % I thought you were the one[br]who'd stay forever % 01:59:15.88,01:59:22.24 % But now forever's[br]come and gone % 01:59:22.32,01:59:29.04 %And I'm still here alone % 01:59:30.52,01:59:34.88 % 'Cause you were only playin' % 01:59:35.00,01:59:38.84 % You were only playin'[br]with my heart % 01:59:38.92,01:59:43.32 % I was never waiting % 01:59:43.44,01:59:48.44 % I was never waiting[br]for the tears to start % 01:59:48.52,01:59:53.48 % It was you % 01:59:53.52,01:59:57.68 % Who put the clouds around me % 01:59:57.80,02:00:01.92 % It was you % 02:00:02.04,02:00:06.24 % Who made the tears fall down % 02:00:06.32,02:00:10.44 % It was you % 02:00:10.52,02:00:14.64 % Who broke my heart in pieces % 02:00:14.72,02:00:19.24 % It was you, it was you % 02:00:19.32,02:00:25.28 % Who made my blue eyes blue[br]Ooh, ooh % 02:00:25.40,02:00:28.64 % I never should've trusted you % 02:00:28.72,02:00:31.92 Okay, here we go. 02:00:32.04,02:00:36.92 % I thought that I'd be % 02:00:37.04,02:00:40.60 % All you need % 02:00:40.68,02:00:45.32 % In your eyes I thought[br]I saw my--% 02:00:45.44,02:00:48.84 - Ike, how's it goin'?[br]- Hey, Marvin. 02:00:48.92,02:00:51.24 That good, huh? 02:00:51.32,02:00:55.92 % 'Cause you had me[br]believin' in a lie % 02:00:56.04,02:00:59.48 % Guess I couldn't see it % 02:00:59.52,02:01:05.60 % I guess I couldn't see it[br]till I saw the light % 02:01:05.68,02:01:09.48 % It was you % 02:01:09.52,02:01:14.00 % It was you % 02:01:14.08,02:01:18.24 % Who put those clouds around me % 02:01:18.32,02:01:22.32 % It was you % 02:01:22.44,02:01:26.72 % Who made the tears fall down % 02:01:26.84,02:01:30.44 % Only you % 02:01:30.52,02:01:35.20 - [Phone Ringing][br]-% Who broke my heart in pieces % 02:01:35.28,02:01:38.48 [Answering Machine][br]Hi, it's me. 02:01:38.52,02:01:43.28 Leave a message after the beep.[br][Machine Beeps] 02:01:43.32,02:01:46.04 [Dial Tone] 02:01:50.52,02:01:52.72 Hello, Ike. 02:02:05.40,02:02:10.64 Don't tell me my doorman[br]is one of your many admirers? 02:02:13.04,02:02:16.12 I'm making friends with your cat. 02:02:17.72,02:02:20.04 Is it okay that I'm here? 02:02:20.12,02:02:24.68 I don't have much choice[br]in the matter, do l? 02:02:24.72,02:02:28.48 But, I can't speak for Italics.[br]Traitor. 02:02:28.60,02:02:31.04 [Purring] 02:02:31.12,02:02:33.28 I don't blame you for being mad. 02:02:33.32,02:02:36.64 Or furious. 02:02:37.92,02:02:41.32 Irate? Livid. 02:02:41.44,02:02:44.72 - [Meowing][br]- What is it, Maggie? 02:02:44.84,02:02:47.12 You here on business? 02:02:47.24,02:02:51.24 By the way, I saw your lamps. 02:02:51.32,02:02:56.24 They're terrific. Yeah, really. 02:02:56.32,02:03:00.24 - It's something I've always wanted to--[br]- [Door Closes] 02:03:00.32,02:03:04.40 You could make breaking and entering[br]into a new career. 02:03:08.24,02:03:11.48 So, what are you[br]doing here anyway? 02:03:14.92,02:03:19.20 I wanted to talk to you... 02:03:19.28,02:03:25.48 about why I run, 02:03:25.60,02:03:29.48 sometimes ride, away from things. 02:03:32.84,02:03:36.04 - Does it matter?[br]- I think so. 02:03:36.12,02:03:38.44 [Clears Throat] 02:03:38.52,02:03:44.72 When I was walking down the aisle,[br]I was walking toward somebody... 02:03:44.84,02:03:51.68 who had no idea who I really was. 02:03:51.80,02:03:57.60 And it was only half[br]the other person's fault... 02:03:57.68,02:04:03.40 because I had done everything[br]to convince him... 02:04:03.48,02:04:06.00 that I was exactly what he wanted. 02:04:06.08,02:04:10.24 So, it was good... 02:04:10.32,02:04:16.08 that I didn't go through with it[br]because it would've been a lie. 02:04:16.20,02:04:20.64 But you-- 02:04:20.72,02:04:23.68 You knew the real me. 02:04:26.12,02:04:28.44 Yes, I did. 02:04:28.52,02:04:31.52 I didn't. 02:04:33.20,02:04:38.28 Still, I ended up[br]chasing a truck. 02:04:54.72,02:04:59.44 I can't, um,[br]do anything about the truck. 02:05:01.80,02:05:04.08 But, uh-- 02:05:09.44,02:05:12.68 - Benedict.[br]- Arnold. 02:05:12.80,02:05:15.88 I love eggs Benedict. 02:05:16.00,02:05:19.28 I hate all the other[br]kinds of eggs. 02:05:19.32,02:05:24.40 I hate big weddings,[br]everybody staring. 02:05:24.48,02:05:28.08 I'd like to get married on[br]a weekday while everybody's at work. 02:05:28.20,02:05:32.48 And if I ride off into the sunset,[br]I want my own horse. 02:05:32.60,02:05:35.52 - Should I be writing this down?[br]- And there's something else. 02:05:35.64,02:05:38.64 No, you can tell me.[br]Don't-- 02:05:38.72,02:05:41.04 Okay. 02:05:47.04,02:05:49.40 These are for you. 02:05:55.84,02:05:59.44 - Used--[br]- Well, they're mine. 02:05:59.52,02:06:05.48 I'm turning in[br]my running shoes to you. 02:06:09.40,02:06:11.68 This is serious. 02:06:11.80,02:06:13.80 And there's one more thing. 02:06:13.88,02:06:17.32 I know, the mind reels that[br]there could be more after this. 02:06:17.44,02:06:22.24 -But, um, if you could just have a seat.[br]-[Clears Throat] 02:06:26.24,02:06:30.24 Let's just not have that there. 02:06:30.32,02:06:33.60 Okay. Okay. 02:06:39.60,02:06:44.12 - Oh, no. My, God, no.[br]- No, no. Don't hide your face. 02:06:44.24,02:06:47.84 This happens once in a lifetime,[br]and it's definitely a first for me. 02:06:47.92,02:06:51.64 You're not gonna want to miss it,[br]so pay close attention. 02:06:59.72,02:07:05.24 I love you,[br]Homer Eisenhower Graham. 02:07:08.44,02:07:10.00 Will you marry me? 02:07:10.00,02:07:12.00 Will you marry me? 02:07:19.64,02:07:21.92 [Laughs] 02:07:23.80,02:07:27.64 I gotta think about this[br]a little bit. 02:07:27.72,02:07:32.64 - Good. I was hoping you would say that.[br]- You were not! Not true. 02:07:32.72,02:07:36.24 If you'd said yes, I wouldn't[br]be able to do this next part... 02:07:36.32,02:07:38.52 and I've been practicing so let me-- 02:07:40.40,02:07:43.40 Okay.[br][Exhales] 02:07:43.48,02:07:46.72 - Ready?[br]- I'm listening. 02:07:51.00,02:07:53.32 [Sighs] 02:07:56.12,02:08:01.88 I guarantee[br]that we'll have tough times. 02:08:01.92,02:08:05.68 And I guarantee[br]that at some point... 02:08:05.80,02:08:09.92 one or both of us[br]will want to get out. 02:08:11.64,02:08:15.04 But I also guarantee... 02:08:15.12,02:08:19.28 that if I don't ask you to be mine, 02:08:19.40,02:08:22.48 I'll regret it[br]for the rest of my life. 02:08:24.00,02:08:26.92 'Cause I know in my heart... 02:08:27.00,02:08:30.92 you're the only one for me. 02:08:39.40,02:08:42.52 That's a pretty[br]good speech, Maggie. 02:08:42.64,02:08:46.80 I borrowed it from[br]this writer I know. 02:08:49.64,02:08:52.84 So? 02:09:08.48,02:09:13.68 %[Miles Davis] 02:09:24.12,02:09:27.08 Dance with me. 02:09:54.84,02:09:58.68 [Pastor] We are gathered here[br]today to celebrate the union... 02:09:58.72,02:10:02.72 of Maggie Carpenter and Ike Graham. 02:10:17.52,02:10:20.92 - Do you have the rings?[br]- Yes. 02:10:21.00,02:10:24.84 Do you, Ike, take Maggie[br]to be your lawfully wedded wife? 02:10:29.08,02:10:31.40 I do. 02:10:31.48,02:10:36.72 Do you, Maggie, take Ike[br]to be your lawfully wedded husband? 02:10:36.80,02:10:39.12 I do. 02:10:39.20,02:10:42.48 [Pastor][br]In this life that you share together, 02:10:42.52,02:10:47.28 may your individuality[br]strengthen your love. 02:10:47.40,02:10:51.20 With the power vested in me, 02:10:51.28,02:10:56.92 I now pronounce you[br]husband and wife. 02:10:57.00,02:11:00.44 You may kiss the bride. 02:11:16.28,02:11:18.12 [Applauding] 02:11:36.24,02:11:39.32 Guess what. She did it! 02:11:39.44,02:11:42.12 Maggie Carpenter got married. 02:11:42.24,02:11:44.92 % Alleluia % 02:11:45.04,02:11:48.48 [Cheering] 02:11:50.88,02:11:54.32 Betty, she did it. She did it! 02:11:54.44,02:11:59.20 [Female Singer][br]% I need love, love % 02:11:59.28,02:12:01.60 -% To ease my mind %[br]- Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 02:12:01.68,02:12:06.40 % I need to find, find[br]Someone to call mine % 02:12:06.48,02:12:10.20 % But Mama said[br]You can't hurry love % 02:12:10.28,02:12:13.44 % No, you just have to wait % 02:12:13.52,02:12:17.00 %She said love don't come easy % 02:12:17.08,02:12:19.64 % It's a game of give and take % 02:12:19.68,02:12:24.80 % I can't hurry love[br]No, you'll just have to wait % 02:12:24.88,02:12:31.80 % You gotta just give it time[br]no matter how long it takes % 02:12:31.88,02:12:36.40 % But how many heartaches[br]must I stand % 02:12:36.48,02:12:42.40 % Before I find a love[br]to let me live again % 02:12:42.48,02:12:48.52 % Right now the only thing[br]that keeps me hangin' on % 02:12:48.64,02:12:53.72 % When I feel my strength[br]Yeah, it's almost gone % 02:12:53.84,02:12:56.44 % I remember Mama said % 02:12:56.52,02:13:00.32 % No, you'll just have to wait % 02:13:00.44,02:13:07.40 % She said love don't come easy[br]It's a game of give and take % 02:13:07.48,02:13:12.84 % How long must I wait[br]How much more can I take % 02:13:12.88,02:13:19.04 % Before loneliness will cause[br]my heart, heart to break % 02:13:19.12,02:13:23.84 % I can't hurry love[br]No, you'll just have to wait % 02:13:23.88,02:13:27.80 %She said just give it time % 02:13:27.88,02:13:31.04 % No matter how long it takes[br]Gotta wait % 02:13:36.68,02:13:40.28 [Male Singer] % Girl[br]I live for how you make me feel % 02:13:40.40,02:13:43.72 %So I question all this being real % 02:13:43.84,02:13:46.40 % 'Cause I'm not afraid to love % 02:13:46.48,02:13:50.08 % For the first time[br]I'm not afraid of love % 02:13:50.20,02:13:54.52 % Oh, this day seems made[br]for you and me % 02:13:54.64,02:13:57.84 %And you showed me what[br]life needs to be % 02:13:57.92,02:13:59.84 %And you sang to me % 02:13:59.92,02:14:04.52 % Oh, you sang to me % 02:14:04.64,02:14:08.32 %All the while you were[br]in front of me % 02:14:08.44,02:14:11.04 % I never realized % 02:14:11.12,02:14:18.04 % I just can't believe[br]I didn't see it in your eyes % 02:14:18.12,02:14:24.24 % I didn't see it[br]I can't believe it % 02:14:24.32,02:14:27.44 % Oh, but I feel it % 02:14:28.92,02:14:32.12 % When you sing to me % 02:14:32.24,02:14:40.04 % How I long to hear you sing[br]beneath the clear blue skies % 02:14:40.08,02:14:45.32 % And I promise you this time[br]I'll see it in your eyes % 02:14:45.44,02:14:52.04 % I didn't see it[br]I can't believe it % 02:14:52.12,02:14:56.72 % Oh, but I feel it % 02:14:56.84,02:14:59.20 % When you sing to me % 02:15:14.60,02:15:18.12 %[Drumming] 02:15:18.20,02:15:21.88 [Male Singer][br]% Where were you on our wedding day % 02:15:22.00,02:15:25.72 % I got bad news that you went away % 02:15:25.80,02:15:29.52 % Where were you on our wedding day % 02:15:29.60,02:15:32.92 % You did me wrong[br]and now you must pay % 02:15:33.04,02:15:35.40 -% Whoa-oo %[br]- [Chorus]% Whoa-oo % 02:15:35.44,02:15:40.52 -% Give me back my ring, whoa-oo %[br]-% My ring, whoa-oo % 02:15:40.64,02:15:42.80 -% Whoa-oo %[br]-% Whoa-oo % 02:15:42.88,02:15:48.52 -% I ain't gonna let you keep a thing %[br]-% A thing % 02:15:48.60,02:15:52.40 % Where were you[br]when I said "I do" % 02:15:52.48,02:15:56.12 % Everybody laughed[br]and my in-laws too % 02:15:56.24,02:15:59.92 % Where were you[br]when I turned around % 02:16:00.00,02:16:04.20 %Some place you knew you never[br]could be found, whoa-oo % 02:16:04.28,02:16:05.68 % Whoa-oo % 02:16:05.80,02:16:10.88 -% Give me back my ring, whoa-oo %[br]-% My ring, whoa-oo % 02:16:11.00,02:16:13.28 -% Whoa-oo %[br]-% Whoa-oo % 02:16:13.40,02:16:19.28 -% I ain't gonna let you keep a thing %[br]-%A thing % 02:16:38.80,02:16:43.24 [Female Singer][br]% Mmm-mmm-mmm % 02:16:43.32,02:16:46.20 % My heart % 02:16:46.28,02:16:51.00 %Says we've got something real % 02:16:51.04,02:16:55.92 % Can I trust the way I feel % 02:16:56.04,02:17:02.88 % 'Cause my heart's[br]been fooled before % 02:17:03.00,02:17:05.80 %Am l% 02:17:05.88,02:17:13.72 %Just seeing what I want to see % 02:17:13.84,02:17:18.20 % Or is it true % 02:17:18.28,02:17:22.52 % Could you really be % 02:17:22.60,02:17:28.44 %Someone to have and hold % 02:17:28.52,02:17:33.28 % With all my heart and soul % 02:17:33.40,02:17:35.88 % I need to know % 02:17:36.00,02:17:42.04 % Before I fallin love % 02:17:42.12,02:17:48.12 % Someone who'll stay around % 02:17:48.24,02:17:53.12 % Through all my ups and downs % 02:17:53.20,02:17:55.68 % Please tell me now % 02:17:55.80,02:18:02.88 % Before I fallin love % 02:18:04.52,02:18:08.00 % It's been so hard for me % 02:18:08.08,02:18:12.88 % To give my heart away % 02:18:13.00,02:18:18.04 % But I would give my everything % 02:18:18.12,02:18:21.68 % Just to hear you say % 02:18:21.80,02:18:27.92 % Someone to have and hold % 02:18:28.04,02:18:32.88 % With all my heart and soul % 02:18:33.00,02:18:35.44 % Please tell me now % 02:18:35.52,02:18:45.44 % Before I fall in love % 02:18:45.52,02:18:47.84 % Ooo-ooo-ooo % 02:18:47.92,02:18:58.20 % Before I fall in love %
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Run 2 U
Run Silent Run Deep
Runaway Bride
Runaway Jury
Runaway Train
Rundown The
Running Out Of Time
Running Out Of Time 2
Running Scared 1983
Rurouni Kenshin TV 1-9 2000
Rusalka CD1
Rusalka CD2
Rusalka CD3
Rush Hour - New Line Platinum Series
Rush Hour 2 (2001) CD1
Rush Hour 2 (2001) CD2
Rushmore (1999)
Rusians Are Coming The Rusians Are Coming The CD1
Rusians Are Coming The Rusians Are Coming The CD2
Russian Ark (Aleksandr Sokurov 2002)
Ruthless People