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{Y:i}I've been born-again|my whole life. {Y:i}Accepting Jesus into your heart|and getting saved is a big decision... {Y:i}... especially for a three-year-old. {Y:i}My faith taught me that everything|was a part of God's plan. {Y:i}Mom said that he even had a reason|for taking my father to heaven. {Y:i}She explained|that Daddy was with the angels. {Y:i}Well, I wanted|to be with the angels, too. {Y:i}But God had other plans. {Y:i}Jesus became|the center of my life. I still don't think|he's supposed to be white. - I was watching this thing on television--|- Of course, he's white. Gosh. Sometimes I think|my brother's retarded, too. No, your brother's not retarded. {Y:i}I was a member in good standing|of the Christian Jewels. {Y:i}It's sort of like|a girl gang for Jesus. Don't kill your baby! Lillian Cummings. {Y:i}My mom was finally named|the number one {Y:i}Christian interior decorator|for the entire region. {Y:i}And in spite of living|in what the Bible calls "the end times," {Y:i}my future was looking bright. {Y:i}I had the perfect Christian boyfriend. {Y:i}And I was about to be a senior|at a really good Christian school. {Y:i}Two weeks before|summer vacation ended, {Y:i}everything changed. {Y:i}My boyfriend and I|played this game {Y:i}of telling each other|secrets underwater. {Y:i}It's lame, I know. {Y:i}But this wasn 't exactly|the MTV Beach House. Okay, now my turn. Okay, ready? Mary! {Y:i}Maybe it was|because I was drowning, {Y:i}or the shock|of Dean's confession... {Y:i}... but at that moment,|I had a vision. Dean needs you now. You must do all you can|to help him. It's just a little bump, Mom.|I'm totally fine. {Y:i}Okay, all right. {Y:i}Mom was away at the Christian|Community Leader's Convention {Y:i}in Orlando with Pastor Skip--|the principal of my school. {y:i}- Honey?|- Mom. You didn't tell me|Pastor Skip was so nice. {Y:i}Yeah, everybody loves him. We've been talking about setting up|our own fellowship programs {Y:i}when I get back to Cherry Hill. {Y:i}- I have to go.|- Come and get it. {Y:i}Come and get it. Love you. {y:i}- I love you, too.|- Bye. What's shaking, Skip? {Y:i}How could my boyfriend be gay? {Y:i}He's, like,|the best Christian I know. {Y:i}He's an athlete who's|constantly strengthening himself-- {Y:i}physically, creatively,|and spiritually for the Lord. Thank you, Jesus. {Y:i}Why had he been stricken|with such a spiritually toxic affliction? {Y:i}I figured I needed to take|the most direct approach to saving him. {Y:i}I mean,|it was Christ's will and all. Jesus spoke to you?|In person? He trusts me. Okay? You're just gonna|have to trust me, too. - Just kiss me, okay?|- Okay. {Y:i}Dean and I worked diligently|on his problem {Y:i}for the rest of the summer. Anything yet? Now? Are you sure this isn't a sin? {Y:i}I was pretty sure|what we were doing wasn't a sin, {Y:i}but not sure enough|to give Dean what he really needed. {Y:i}I needed spiritual guidance|or a sign or something, and quick. {Y:i}Hilary Faye seemed to have|a spiritual solution for every problem. Christian girls have got to know|how to protect themselves. I mean, sure, Jesus could restore|my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it|to some rapist, but... who wants that? I'm saving myself until marriage,|and I'll use force if necessary. What's all that about|restoring your virginity? I mean, physically,|you're a virgin once. Yeah, and it's not about reversing|the violation of your blessed womb. It's about Jesus|granting you a virginal heart. That way, you're pure again. Do it. {Y:i}My next move was clear. Nice. You're getting the hang of it. How are you doing?|What's going on? What's going on? {Y:i}Sure, it was a radical step, {Y:i}but why else had Jesus|directed me to the gun range? Thank you, Jesus. {Y:i}Having asked Jesus to restore|my emotional and spiritual virginity {Y:i}in exchange for curing Dean, {Y:i}I started my senior year|with all of that behind me. This new van is amazing. Thanks. It's official. The Christian Jewels--|I bought one for everybody. Pin it on.|I wanna see it. It's terrific, Hilary Faye.|Thank you. You're welcome. Hi, Roland.|How was your summer? - What?|- Your summer, how was it? Well, I went rollerblading,|water-skiing, learned to kickbox. You know, the usual. Why do you have to make people feel so|awkward about your differently-abledness? I'm sorry, I really don't know|what's gotten into him. {Y:i}Here's the latest from Godflight. I love these guys. They are totally|Jesus-centric and gorgeous. {Y:i}Veronica was|adopted by her parents {Y:i}when they were|missionaries in Vietnam. {Y:i}Hilary Faye sees her|as an example of God's will {Y:i}triumphing over|a savage, godless nation. So what do you think|of the new ride? You're so lucky, Hilary Faye. Yeah, I could've had|a Lexus gold edition, you know. Roland is blessed|with such a thoughtful sister. In countries like China, Hilary Faye|probably would've been killed at birth. And then where|would you be, Roland? China. Welcome. You're one of us now. - What?!|- Come on, pin it on. You guys, I'm not gonna have|any time to warm up now. - You will.|- Where's Dean? He knows I have to sing|at assembly this morning. He's coming. Can you go check?|Move him along a little bit? - Yeah.|- Thank you. Not a problem. Is Dean ready? I... I found this|under Dean's bed last night. He's on his way|to Mercy House this morning. He could be gone a long time. We thought you should know. But... I'm so sorry, Mary. Let's go. Is he coming out, or not? Not. {Y:i}Mercy House|is a Christian treatment facility {Y:i}where they deal with|everything from drug abuse, {Y:i}to alcoholism, to de-gayification,|and unwed mothers. I need to tell you guys something. What? It wasn't like it was|some kind of secret. The guy was like|a one-man gay pride parade. You know, we've never|had a gay at American Eagle. We're not gonna|tell anyone, okay? Sure. Hilary Faye. - You promised me.|- Yeah, that's fine. What if you had married him? The gayness would be|passed on to your children. {Y:i}Cassandra Edelstein was the only|Jewish to ever attend American Eagles. {Y:i}She transferred in last year|amid rumors that she was a stripper. {Y:i}Everyone wanted to get her saved,|especially Hilary Faye. Hi, Cass.|Welcome back. Smoking isn't just bad for you,|it's bad for all of us. Secondhand smoke kills. I'm counting on it. Oh, my gosh!|Hilary Faye, are you okay?! I bet she doesn't even have|a handicap permit for her car. And I'm right! Oh, my God. Come on. We don't want to be late|for homeroom, okay? Let's get to class. - Hi, Matt.|- Hey. - I'm a Jewel.|- Oh, it's awesome! Hey, guys, guess what? I think Jesus appeared to me|in my fish tank, and he-- It's okay, it didn't move. The tank's kinda dirty|and most of the fish are dead, but my mom said if you guys-- Okay, Tia, thanks. - I'll see you after class.|- I'll talk to you guys after class. I hope you all|let God use you as a vessel for his divine plan this summer. I'm sure by now most of you|have noticed the beautiful billboard designed and painted|by our own Hilary Faye and donated by her father. Thank you. Mary helped. And speaking of new additions, class.|I'd like you to welcome Patrick Wheeler. {Y:i}Most of the boys in school looked|like NASA employees, not Patrick. {Y:i}There had to be a catch. Patrick is Pastor Skip's son. He's been in South America|doing missionary work with his mother, and this summer|he just completed a world tour with the Christian|skateboard association. Nice. Out there hitting the board|for the Lord? Is nothing sacred to you people? Before this morning's assembly, why don't we catch up|on what everyone did this summer? Mary, let's start with you. All right, everyone. put your hands together|for the Christian Jewels! Some of the words to myself|would make the clouds disappear If you were gone,|what would I become? You're so good to me I mean that. Oh, clarity Dear God A little piece of Heaven A little piece of Heaven|in my world So, I figured they would've|sent you to a special school by now. This is a special school. No. I fell out of a tree|when I was nine. Hilary Faye found me. She calls it|the miracle that saved my life. The miracle|you could've used would've been not falling out|of the tree in the first place. Sorry. Is that why|you're behind a year? Yeah. We should get back inside. Nice. - You want a push?|- Thanks. If you stare at my ass again.|I will push you off a cliff. Thank you, Jesus.|Amen. All right! Welcome to|the first assembly of the year! Give it up.|The Lord Jesus is in the house! Let's get our Christ on.|Let's kick it Jesus style. Y'all wanna walk|with the ultimate rebel, right? The ultimate CEO.|The biggest celebrity of them all. Who's down with G.O.D? I'm down with the G.O.D!|That's right! Jesus Rules!|Jesus Rules! Let's pray. Lord, we're gonna have|an awesome school year here at American Eagles|Christian High... {Y:i}I know I'm not supposed|to ask for specifics, Lord, {Y:i}like when I prayed for an expensive car|and got the handicapper van instead, {Y:i}but I want this to be|the best year ever. {Y:i}And between you and me... {Y:i}... I think you'll agree|I totally deserve it. {Y:i}Thank you for sparing me from|the eternal hellfires of damnation. {Y:i}I'm sorry I let that Promise Maker guy|touch me in the rectory. {Y:i}Daddy still hasn 't stopped drinking,|but I know you're working on it. {Y:i}And I really want to be a Jewel. {Y:i}I wonder if rollerboy's paralyzed|everywhere below the waist. {Y:i}Oh, yeah, she digs me. {Y:i}Please, Jesus,|don 't let Dad humiliate me. Those Jesus freaks|are on to something. {Y:i}Especially in front of her. {Y:i}About Dean and I,|I thought we had a deal. {Y:i}Why is he at Mercy House? {Y:i}You did restore me, right? And keep our president safe. Amen. Now, who wants to come down here|and give their heart to the Lord? Who wants to start the year|off right and get saved? A lot of temptations|over the summer. I bet some of you folks|backslid just a little. Who wants to recommit|themselves to the Lord? There we go!|All right. All right.|Praise Jesus. Fantastic. Praise Jesus.|Come on down. - There you go.|- Awesome. Welcome home.|Welcome home to Jesus. Welcome to his home.|Jesus loves you. Praise Jesus.|Accept him into your heart. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!|Bear witness. She's speaking|God's love language, folks! Oh, my God.|The Jew girl's speaking in tongues! She's gonna show her boobs.|Thank you, Jesus. {Y:i}She is!|She's gonna show her boobs! Mahh possie is a hot pooosie! Mahh hotta pooosie! Mahh possie is a hot pooosie! Mahh possie is a hot pooosie! She's saying|she's got a hot-- {Y:i}After that, Cassandra's status|went from a cautionary tale to legend. {Y:i}It seemed like there was no act|too vulgar to get her expelled. {Y:i}The more she acted out... {Y:i}... the more Hilary Faye|wanted to get her saved. I am totally glad she wasn't expelled.|Her actions are such a cry for help. She may not know this now,|but she is like-- she's like that much closer|to accepting Jesus in her heart, right? Seriously, she could be some poor savage|in some remote jungle somewhere who will never know the Lord|and who will never go to Heaven, ever. I think that's why God has missionaries|like Patrick to spread his word. Yeah.|What's up, guys? - You're Mary, right?|- Here's your board. - Thanks, bro.|- Yeah. You played the keyboard|during assembly. That was really cool. - Thanks.|- Isn't she great? She knows just how to compliment my|vocal stylings without overpowering them. We were just talking about|all your missionary work, it's so great. So, like, what part of the world|has the worst heathens? 'Cause I'm so interested in that. Honestly, I couldn't say.|Mostly, I just stuck to skating. No, but how many of them|did you actually save, do you think? Guys, I totally scored|some free stuff for you. Thank you, Tia. Piss off, asshole! And another thing--|no more muffin for you. The muffin shop is closed! - Come on.|- Oh, my gosh. She is in worse shape|than I ever could have imagined, right? We need to show her|just how cool we Christians can be. - Totally.|- Let's start the laughing. Now! Cass, come join us.|We're just-- Do you wanna go wait in the van again?|Do you know these are new pants! You're handicapped,|but get it together. Hey, Roland,|how about we get outta here. and you can give me|a little spin in that thing? Release his parking brake,|Hilary "Fake." You smell like Tia's dad.|Have you been drinking? Come on. Careful. I'm having a vision|of the Virgin Mary. Cassandra, are you all right? What she needs to do|is accept Jesus into her heart. I think what she needs|is a ride home. - I'll take her.|- I'll help you, then. Come on, Cassandra. No, no, let go of the pizza. Get off of me! Helping Patrick|haul Cassandra out of the mall was like the most perfect|God-centered moment. You really learn a lot about a boy|when you're servicing the Lord. Hilary Faye, I can see your pad. - I can see a little bit of it right--|- Quit it! Slowly raise up through the knees,|still bent at the waist, and roll to standing. Good. And twist and hold. Come on.|Keep holding. I know what you're looking at, Mary. And Jesus does, too, {Y:i}After a threatening letter|from the State Board of Education, {Y:i}they finally broke down|and created a Sex-Ed class. {Y:i}A little too late, I might add. So, it's all about|populating the planet. And good Christians don't|get jiggy with it until they're married. Lights. Yes, Mary. Is it possible Jesus might need us|to do his will by, you know, not waiting? Of course,|he wants us to wait. I don't think I get|what you mean, Mary. I don't know. {Y:i}Which variety of bass|is not indigenous to North America? - B--small mouth.|- Peacock. {Y:i}- Large mouth?|- I'm sorry. That's incorrect. {Y:i}This religious figure|was best known {Y:i}for offering to God|a sacrifice of one of his sons. - Moses!|{y:i}- Brenda. {Y:i}I--I'm guessing Abraham? {Y:i}- That's correct.|- Oh, really? {y:i}- Congratulations. Well done.|- I hate this show. {Y:i}Coming up on Lifetime, {Y:i}Valerie Bertinelli|stars in "Bitter Harvest"-- {Y:i}a sensitive portrayal|of one woman's struggle with cancer. This looks good. {Y:i}There was a feeling|of twilight in the air... {Y:i}... all honeydew and lilac. {Y:i}God wasn't just|smiling down on me... {Y:i}... he was jumping up and cheering. {Y:i}And then, well... {Y:i}... I thought I was pregnant. {Y:i}I'd been throwing up every morning {Y:i}and hadn't had my period|in two months. {Y:i}So I took a home pregnancy test. {Y:i}What happened? {Y:i}I found out I wasn't pregnant. {Y:i}It was the cancer. She found all that out|from a home pregnancy test? {Y:i}Valerie's struggles made me realize|that my problems weren't so bad. {Y:i}Dean was getting help,|and I still had the Jewels. {Y:i}I was gonna be okay. - You work here, too?|- Yeah, I'm saving up for a car. When I get one I can|come pick you up and stuff. You okay? Yeah, it's just really hot in here. - I'll see you later.|- Promise? Please let it be cancer.|Please let it be cancer. The test mentions something|about a possible false positive. Do you have anything|later on Monday? 3:00?|No, no, I can make that. I have my leadership meeting|tonight after work. - You're not wearing that, are you?|- Why not? You just can't, Mom. You're right,|it's too hot for a sweater. - I'll see you later.|- Bye, hon. Hey, Mary.|Sorry to hear about Dean's faggotry. - What?!|- See you at P, circle? Can I talk to you? What's going on? You promised me. It's hard. But I think this is the only way|we can actually help Dean. Don't you think? Come on.|You're not born a gay. You're born-again. I don't know|what I think anymore. I've gotta go. Wait. Don't you need me|to give you a ride home? Not today, Hil. Okay. Well, tonight|at the prayer circle meeting then, okay? Prayer circle meeting|at my house at 7:00. I'm conducting it|for Mary's gay boyfriend Dean. What? You know where a guy|can get some smokes? What's the matter? Scared to be seen|in public with a stripper? No. Scared of being seen|with a cripple? I've been seen with worse. Hilary Faye's gonna freak out|when I'm not there waiting for her. Who cares? It's just that I don't|get out much on my own. - I'm not really a stripper.|- I'm not really a Christian. So, how did you|end up at American Eagle? I mean, you're Jewish, right? Well, after I got expelled|from my last school, it was either here|or home schooling. I figured I could handle|these freaks better than my parents. Lucky me. - Are you playing footsies with me?|- Wheelies. Hey, isn't that... What is she doing downtown? There's only one reason Christian girls|come down to the Planned Parenthood. - She's planting a pipe bomb?!|- Okay, two reasons. With Dean?! I think there's a better chance|of that pipe bomb. I... I should get home. Yeah, you should. Shit. Fuck. Goddamn. And we pray for all the perverts, Lord,|but especially for Dean, whom at this time,|just hasn't found the right girl. We join together and beg you|to rid him of his unnatural perversions. May you lead him|out of the darkness, Lord, and into your divine light. Amen. That was good.|That felt really nice. Thank you so much|for that good prayer. - Hi, Mary.|- Hi. How are you? So good to see you.|We've been waiting for you. We were just finishing up, so if you|have anything else you wanna add. Jesus is still listening. Jesus isn't listening, Hilary Faye. I did everything I could to save Dean,|and he still ended up at Mercy House. Let's take a breath-- What can they say and do|that I haven't already done! Don't embarrass me! We have to pray about this.|Prayer works! - It's been medically proven.|- Just lay off of me, Hilary! Wait a second. Give me that. You could pollute the Jewels|and everything we stand for. And I can't have that.|Good-bye. I hope you know|that this is all a waste of time. I just got off the phone|with Hilary Faye. Wow! Can she be|an uppity whootie-who. What's the matter? Nothing. Come on. Why do you think Dean's parents|sent him away so fast? They probably thought|they couldn't handle it by themselves. Having a child|is like owning a car-- I can change the oil,|fill the gas tank, take it to a carwash,|but if the carburetor broke. I wouldn't have a clue|as to how to fix it. What are you saying--you'd actually|send me to a place like Mercy House? Mary, please don't tell me|you're a lesbian. Should I be worried about you? I don't need to|worry about you... do I? No. {Y:i}My mom just compared me to a car, {Y:i}so me having a baby {Y:i}definitely falls into the category|of things she couldn't handle. {Y:i}A week after prom|and two days after I turned eighteen, {Y:i}I was going to join|the unwed mothers club. Dean, I'm really sorry|about what we did. I mean, we should've|at least used protection. {Y:i}But you're the only person|I've been with. {y:i}- No, I know that.|- I don't have anything. It's just--|Dean, I really... {Y:i}I need to tell you something. - Hey, governor.|- Hi, Mitch. - Mitch?|{y:i}- He's my roommate. He's here for|the same reason as me. {Y:i}He even ran away from home|to San Francisco. He's like the worst one here. - You better be careful.|{y:i}- I'm gonna beat this. According to the brochure,|hundreds of others have. {Y:i}What were you gonna say? Nothing. Just... I wanted to know|if you'd be out by prom. - Wild horses couldn't stop me.|{y:i}- Mercy House residents-- I gotta go. We're doing|a Christian haunted house. {Y:i}Happy Halloween. Let's go, let's go.|Let's pick it up. Nice costume. Thanks. 'Cause we have the same... If you don't let go, I'll tell everybody|you touch me inappropriately while helping me in the bathroom. - Is that supposed to embarrass me?|- I'm tired of you pushing me around. Well, maybe I'm tired|of pushing you around. He's all yours! Thanks.|Call me later, okay? He doesn't appreciate|one thing you do for him. Without the strength and love|that Jesus provides me, do you really think Cassandra's|gonna be able to take care of him? No way. She's just gonna|end up hurting him. By the look of the bruises|on his neck, she already has. Tia, please. What are you supposed to be? A roller skate. I've got something to show you. You do? You didn't just do this|for the parking permit, did you? Pretty much. {Y:i}In the meantime,|I was trying to find a new religion {Y:i}or a new God or whatever, {Y:i}but to tell you the truth,|they were all kind of freaking me out. {Y:i}I mean, sure, they can't all be right,|but they can 't all be wrong, right? You know, the whole|crystal thing is so felt up. Don't you have a church|to desecrate or something? Roland and I saw you|sneaking out of the clinic. Kudos on the Bono shades,|by the way. I was distributing pamphlets. I was trying to prevent|girls like you from making a mistake. Thank you. After we win|the costume contest, we'll distribute religious tracts|to the kids instead of candy. - Good one.|- That's awesome. Hey, ladies. - Sorry. You got a second?|- Yeah. Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. Something's going on. Yeah, me too. Well, she's part of your posse,|and I think that you could help her. I'm gonna need you to be a warrior|out on the front lines for Jesus. You mean like shoot her? No, no, I was thinking|of something a little less gangsta. I need someone who's spiritually armed|to help guide her back to her faith, to love and care|that only Jesus can supply. - You down with that?|- Yeah, I'm down with that. She's pretty vulnerable right now,|so I'm gonna need you to be extra gentle. - Hurry! Hurry! Come on!|- I'm going! I'm going! - Get her!|- Come on, Tia! Stuff her in here!|Hurry up! Hurry Up! In the name of Jesus Christ. I command you,|leave the body of this servant of God. You're performing|an exorcism on me?! Get off me! Where are you going?|Get back here! We've gotta|get rid of the evil in you. - It's God's will!|- God's will? - Christ died for your sins!|- Okay, wait a second. Are you not gonna accept|our intervention? You mean kidnapping? No! You are backsliding|into the flames of hell. You've become a magnet for sin.|We've all witnessed it. Sure.|Veronica acting all pure. What about last spring break|at the Promise Maker's rally? You are making accusations|as we're trying to save your soul? Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus--he loves you. You don't know|the first thing about love. I am filled with Christ's love! You are just jealous|of my success in the Lord. This is not a weapon, you idiot. What, did they send you to|strap me on the back of your scooter? Scooter?|Mary, this is a Vespa. And I don't know|what you're talking about. Hop on. I'd rather walk. Suit yourself. She actually tried to exorcise you? Yeah. That was nice of her, I guess. The way things have been going.|I probably should've let her. Listen, Mary... I want you to know that I don't think|Dean's sick or anything. - Yeah, right.|- No, really. Mercy House doesn't really exist|for the people who get sent there. It exists more for the people|who do the sending. So why were you at Hilary Faye's|when she was praying for Dean? Honestly... I thought you'd be there. Well, thank you|for the ride, Patrick. Any time. Do you wanna go out sometime? What--are you gonna|take me out on your scooter? Come on.|I'm, like, totally adorable. Besides,|it would drive Hilary Faye crazy. I can't.|I'm not dating right now. What about tomorrow night?|Will you be dating then? Good night, Patrick. Thank you so much. You guys are so sweet.|You know what? We need to... We need to take a moment and think about those people|who aren't as fortunate to have the body of Christ|in their life right now. So, let's...|let's pray for Mary. {Y:i}Lucky for me, at our school, {Y:i}teen pregnancy was about as common|as the flesh-eating virus. {Y:i}No one really|seemed to catch on. All right, students... {Y:i}Except Cassandra. ... and we're going to continue|with the Beatitudes. - Let's--Mary?|- Could I have a bathroom pass? - Sure.|- Thanks. Blessed are those who are persecuted|because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven. Blessed are you when people|insult you, persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil|against you because of me. Excuse me. It doesn't bother you to have|people smoking around you? It's so bad for the baby. I'm not pregnant, okay? So, what's your plan?|It's too late for the big A. You look like a smuggler.|I know somewhere you could sell it. I'm not gonna sell my... It's Dean's, isn't it? You can't do this on your own. Yes, I can. No, you can't. I thought I was helping him. I thought it was... ... what Jesus wanted me to do. That's pretty stupid, right? It's not stupid. - Yes, it is.|- It's not stupid. If you're interested. I know some people|who would pay a lot of money to take naked pictures of you|in a family way. Oh, yeah?|How much money? You need to get out of here. Are we cutting? - Should you be driving?|- What is it with you people? You don't think|we can do anything, do you? No, I mean, you don't have|your license, do you? No. Here. Years of shoplifting|have taught me how to hide a bundle. Did I ever tell you about the time|that I shoplifted a frozen turkey out of a Piggly Wiggly wearing only|a tube top and some daisy dukes? I can't pay for all of this. Compliments of Hilary Faye. So, Patrick asked you out,|and you turned him down? The boy is a tomcat,|even if he is a big J.C. freak. And, double-plus bonus.|I'm pretty sure he's not a mo. He's Pastor Skip's son,|and I'm about to pop a baby out. I should tell Patrick to act gay.|Maybe then he'd get a little action. Nice, very nice. Does it ever bother you|that he can't walk? He can't walk?! No, I mean|it must be tricky, that's all. I don't care. - He gets me, and I get him.|- Cool. - Hello, ladies.|- Hello. Check this out. I got a candy bar|and a whole nickel. Oh, Jesus. Don't look now, but bitch face|is here with your boyfriend. Hey, guys. Merry Christmas. What's wrong with her? It's nothing. I just get this really left-out feeling|around Christmas time, you know? Jewish. Well, if you decided|to accept Christ into your heart, then you and your people|could join in on the fun, too. We should go. Bye, guys. - Wait!|- What? - You're right.|- I am? I wanna join in on the fun. I don't want|a Hanukkah bush this year. I want a Christmas tree. - You're kidding me again, right?|- I wanna get saved. I want a relationship|with Jesus Christ, for real. - Are you serious?|- Yes. Okay. This is gonna|be pretty intense, Patrick. I don't have all of|my equipment with me, but... Okay, sit down. First of all. we need to have you|confess all of your sins out loud. Well, there's all the swears. I mean, I have|a pretty goddamn dirty mouth. And then there's the sex.|I mean, are we counting oral? So, Christmas shopping|with Hilary Faye? No, no, I just|ran into her here, honestly. She's helping me pick out|some last-minute gifts. - Come here. Sorry.|- What are you doing, Patrick? I just wanna see what's in here. - But--|- No, no, come on. - We're not allowed...|- Just for a second. - I don't think we should be in here.|- Yes, we should definitely be in here. It's incredible. I like you, Mary. I really do. Why? You're beautiful. And you speak for yourself. God gave us all free will, and that day|at Hilary Faye's prayer circle, you weren't afraid to use it. You inspired me. You amaze me, Mary. This is a bad idea.|I knew it. - Wait a minute.|- You're not my type, Patrick. Why?|Why not? I'm sorry. Mary, wait. Thanks. So, I duct taped a piece of rotten bacon|inside Hilary Faye's locker. That's disgusting. She made me listen to|the entire Elms CD on her iPOD. I didn't ask you to get saved. Anyway, it's not a big deal. Last year I got saved|so I could go on a ski trip. Oh, my God! How do you feel? I'm a whole new girl, Hay Faye. I told you!|How great is Jesus? About that, I've decided|to devote my life to Satan instead. Thanks, though! What? Who beefed? She was found to be pregnant|through the Holy Spirit. When he had contemplated this,|an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream|and said, "Joseph, son of David, "do not be afraid|to take Mary as your wife "because the child conceived in her|is from the Holy Spirit. Behold, a virgin shall conceive|and bear a son." {Y:i}I know this is,|like, totally wrong, {Y:i}but don't you ever wonder|if she made the whole thing up? {Y:i}I mean, you have to admit|it's a good one. {Y:i}It's not like anyone could use|virgin birth as an excuse again. {Y:i}I don't really think she made it up, {Y:i}but I could understand|why a girl would. Quit being so stingy. What? They're my|Valentine's Day chocolates. Hilary Faye, you bought them|for yourself, so it doesn't count. You still have that? I haven't decided|if I wanna give it to him yet. Well, you better decide fast. Happy Valentine's Day. - Thank you.|- I made it myself. It's a dumb idea anyway. Mary's been going through|a lot of changes this year, and... a relationship is the last thing|she needs right now. Yeah, you're|the relationship expert. You and Mom|don't even talk any more. That's because your mom|has her missionary position, and I have my responsibilities|running the school, and-- Mom told me|everything this summer. Why didn't you just get divorced|when she wanted to? Because divorce|is not part of God's plan. Dad, you need to think of a new plan. I thought you were|at your meeting with Pastor Skip. It got cancelled. Again?|That's, like, three times this week? Four. Well, do you wanna|talk about it? I think this one's|between me and Jesus. But do you wanna talk? No. I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus shuts a door,|he opens a window. Yeah, so we have something|we can jump out of. {y:i}- Hello.|- Hey, it's me. I'm trying to get the board to okay|this new youth outreach program-- you get the kids into the church|via rock music concerts. One of the board members says,|"Hey, I can't tell the difference between Christian rock|and secular rock anymore." And I said, "Dude, exactly." You get their attention, and then|you hit them with the message, and boom,|you've saved another soul. - Skip.|- What? I don't care. - You don't care?|- I've missed you. I've missed our meetings. I feel good when I'm with you.|I think you feel good, too. I've missed you, too, yeah. I wonder why God would give us|these feelings of happiness, if what we're doing is wrong. What are we doing, Lillian? We haven't done anything|to be ashamed of, Skip. Is this how people|turn away from Christ's teachings? I mean, I... All the...|all the bible study I've done, all the preaching|I've done to the kids, and... ... all the prayers|for forgiveness I've prayed, and... All I can think about is... ... kissing you. I want--|I want to kiss you. Then kiss me. {Y:i}By Easter, it seemed Jesus|had answered my mom's prayers, {Y:i}and she was as happy as she was|when she first got back from Orlando. I'm probably gonna be late tonight|'cause I have my meeting. I know. What, are you|meeting twice a week now? Or petrol, you could do petrol. {Y:i}Pastor Skip suggested Patrick take|more interest in school activities. {Y:i}He said that by focusing|his energies on the Lord, {Y:i}he would have less time|to think about dating. {Y:i}Or I should say, he would have|less time to think about dating me. Now, that's what I call|being hung on a cross. Patrick and I and everyone--|we're gonna go grab some food. - If you guys wanna come, that'd be cool.|- We're going to DQ. So we can watch Hilary Faye|try and get into your Easter basket? No, thanks. Cassandra, it's not too late to achieve|a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Eternal damnation's|not fit for anyone, not even you. - Right?|- Good one. I should kick your fat,|Christian ass right now. Really? Do you know|that I could get you expelled for that type of language, Edelstein? - And I'm not even fat, okay?!|- Your head is fat! And your ass is fat! - Whatever!|- It's like she's retarded! I'm two months away from getting|outta here without anyone knowing. Just... it's hard,|but cool it, okay? Next time,|the bitch is going down. I'm sorry. I wanna show you something. It's a sonogram I took a while ago. I'm having a little girl. You sure you're not having|a sea monkey? - Yeah.|- She's beautiful. You think it's safe|to keep this in your locker? - Safer than at home.|- Let's go. I don't really get how someone|so pretty can be so... ugly. She wasn't always pretty. My parents didn't want two handicapped|kids, and she was the easy fix. What do you mean|"handicapped?" Before we moved to Cherry Hill, before the fat camps|and Tetracycline, her outside matched her inside. Oh, my God. - Just make sure you put this back.|- I'll take care of it tonight. - What are you doing with that?|- Nothing. Well, well, well. If it isn't the heathens. Burn in hell,|you narrow-minded, tacky-ass bitch. {Y:i}Burn in hell,|you narrow-minded-- - She doesn't mean it.|- Yes, I do! You're gonna be expelled for sure|for threatening me! {Y:i}Pastor Skip put us on work detail|for Hilary Faye's prom committee. You better be wearing|underpants this time. {Y:i}A particularly cruel punishment. No, seriously, move it higher. - Higher!|- You're doing a great job. It's looking really phat. I'm so glad. Hey, Mary,|you need some help? - Sure, thanks.|- I'll come to you. So, listen, I was wondering,|what are you doing the night of prom? Why?|Are you asking me to prom? Maybe. - Okay.|- Okay? Yeah, okay,|I'll go with you. As friends. Okay, as friends. I thought you were gonna|ask Patrick to the prom. Tia, would you just shut up? Do you wanna go back to being|invisible girl with bad hair? That could easily happen. Just don't ask stupid questions! Did you take care of business? Now, where are you going? You can tacky-up prom|on your own, because I quit. Oh, my gosh.|You can't quit. Watch me.|Watch me walking away. Watch me|walking away from Jesus. What?! Yes, this is she.|Who is this? Are you serious? Thank you so much. Godflight has agreed to perform|at our prom! Can you believe that?! Prayer works for everything!|I told you. - Oh, my gosh.|- I'm so excited. Now she's never gonna shut up. Give her about ten minutes. Turn them off!|Turn them off now, please! Turn them... What? It's not fair. I am trying to be a good Christian|and a living example of Christ's love, and I have done nothing|but bust my buns for those sinners. And you know that Cassandra|and Mary are behind this. Do you have proof? I gave you proof before,|and you did not do one thing about it. Those who did this will not escape|the eyes of God, Hilary Faye. Please, Lord, don't leave me alone. They need to know|that what they've done is wrong. Please, Lord, please.|Just tell me what I need to do. Listen, by the end of the week|we're out of here. - She can't do anything.|- No, I know. What's going on? Oh, my God. - Somebody call the police.|- Can you believe it? No way.|This is screwed up. Oh, my God. Holy crap! - That's sad.|- Turn away. Turn away. All right. Everybody,|let's get to our classes, please. - You two come in with me.|- What? Unacceptable.|I can't even concentrate today. Get to class, ladies. Go on. What?!|That's not mine! - Pastor Skip.|- Anything else? No, nothing more. What is that? - Someone get the nurse!|- Just hang on. I can't believe|we were friends with her. You have everything,|Hilary Faye. What are you afraid of? So you offered up|your virginity to save Dean? Because Jesus told you to? - Anything else?|- No. Can I have a word with you? What's the matter, Skip? You didn't know|that she was pregnant? I thought she was stress eating,|I didn't want her to get a complex. You are so blinded by this...|that you can't even see it. Let me spell it out to you. God is punishing us for our sin|by getting our attention through Mary. That doesn't even make sense. And the longer we lived in sin,|the worse things got for her. And what's worse is we're not|spiritually right with the Lord, and we are not fit to help her. Dean has been here|for almost a year, okay? They can help her. I wanna think about it. If you're not gonna send her|to get the help she needs. I can't see you any more. Cassandra, wait! He expelled me!|Can you believe that?! And the one time|I didn't do anything. Well, I'll go with you. I can't deal with this right now,|I have to go. Wait! I don't have a ride. Please help me find him. You know where a girl|can get some smokes? You never fold things. Well, I'm folding now. I'm not going to Mercy House. We agreed|that this is for the best. We?!|Who's we? Pastor Skip said this child needs|to be raised by a mother and a father. So I don't even get a say in this? You're not prepared|to raise this child by yourself! Something like this could|ruin the rest of your life. So, what,|did I ruin yours, Mom? Don't talk like that. It looks so perfect. Just like the picture that I brought in. Thank you. Crap. I'm sorry, but it's been declined.|Do you have another card? I knew it. Listen, I'm really sorry|I ditched you yesterday. Look, this year has been great. Before you, it was all about Hilary Faye|dragging my ass around all the time. When you left yesterday,|I stuck on my own. And it was okay. So... So I realized that I might|just be relying on you the same way|I was relying on Hilary Faye. I don't wanna be the guy who's|with the girl because he needs her. I wanna be the guy who's|with the girl because he wants her. And I want you. I want you, too. And I thought it was all about the sex. Oh, well, that too. Look, I have|this crazy idea about tonight. Mary, Roland's on the phone. I got it. What's going on? - Hello. Where you headed?|- Lombard and Kale, please. You guys look incredible. You're not really|going to prom, are you? Don't get angry,|but I got you a really sexy dress. Hilary Faye's gonna call the cops|if we show up at her prom. No, she won't. See, I've been snagging|all her credit card bills so she wouldn't find out about|all the charges we made, right? Look at this. She charged a bunch|of spray paint at Home Depot at 3 A.M. on the morning of the attack. Now we have proof. We have every right|to be at that prom. Oh, yeah.|We've got another surprise for you. So cute. I got yellow and red|'cause I didn't know which one... But, Patrick... It really doesn't matter to me. Are you sure? Yeah. Red. Right. I can't believe that you guys|did all of this for me. So, you in? I'm in. I knew Mary was hiding something. To imagine her humping that pervert|makes me sick to my stomach. - Gross.|- And Roland still hasn't shown up. I can't believe your own brother|calls you the "C" word. I can't believe we have to go|to the prom in this van. Yeah, well, get over it, okay? When I tried to pay for my hair, my|credit card was mysteriously maxed out, and the limo guy wouldn't take|a personal check. Get off my back! It's bad enough we don't have dates. Hey, let me try that tiara on. Lay off the tiara, Tia! Your pimple hardly shows,|Hilary Faye. Come on, Tia!|Let's get the lead out! Let's go.|We're gonna be late. Coming. - Okay?|- You look beautiful. You can hardly see that thing. Can you stop bringing it up?|Thank you. Let's go. Come on, Tia.|Walk fast. Run. {Y:i}Name the most recognizable|figure in the world. Jesus Christ. {Y:i}- Madonna?|- Jesus Christ. {Y:i}Newborns bond with their mothers|during the first three what? - Minutes.|{y:i}- Months. {Y:i}No! The correct answer is minutes. {Y:i}In "The Wizard of Oz," {Y:i}Dorothy clicks her heels|three times and says what? {Y:i}Charlene. Are you ready? - Sure.|- Sure. Why are they here? Praise Jesus, everybody!|Jesus loves you! We're taking a short break.|We'll be back in ten. We will inherit the earth.|Praise Jesus. On behalf|of the prom committee. I wanna thank|each and every one of you for making our "Light of the World"|prom a huge success. Give yourself a round of applause. But on a sadder note--|I don't want to dampen the evening-- but the students|who were responsible for the attacks on our school|have infiltrated our prom. Pastor Skip? Mary Cummings and Cassandra Edelstein|have crashed our prom. - Could you please...|- Maybe we should get out of here. We're not going anywhere. Roland, where have you been?|I've been very worried about you. You look like you survived. - Excuse me.|- Finally. All right. Chill out, everybody. I don't think these students|are here to do us any harm. - What? Are you kidding?|- No, I'm not kidding. I think the Christian thing to do|would be to let them stay. The Christian thing to do? I've been doing|the Christian thing my entire life. I did not have sex with a gay|and try and blame it on Jesus. - Just cool it, Hil.|- Shut up, you fornicator. And I did not hack into|the school's computer system and cover our walls|with that blasphemous graffiti, either. You planted that paint on Cassandra|and Mary to get them kicked out of school. That's such a lie. Oh, please. And what does this prove, except the fact that you stole|my credit card to charge the paint... ... and the clothes|from Maternity Girl. Yeah, she's right, Roland.|Anybody could've made these charges. Oh, yeah? You swear to God|you didn't frame us, Hilary Faye? No, I will not. You can't swear, can you? Go ahead, swear it. Come on, Hil. Swear before God|and everyone else. All right, I swear. I swear to God|I did not graffiti our school. Are you guys happy? Oh, yes, you did, Hilary Faye. I found this crammed up|under her seat. What? It's got your signature,|Hilary Faye. Come on, Veronica.|Let's go. Let me go! You are nothing but a big fake! I think you should go, Hilary. Step aside, please. - Hil--|- Get away from me! - You really should go now.|- You go! I designed|these decorations here! And my father|donated the refreshments! And I got Godflight onstage, okay?! And I was just doing this|because Jesus told me to. He did! Now, you, get out of my way!|All of you, get out of my way! Get out of my way, you freaks! I'll go get Patrick and Mary. What are you--|What are you doing here? I'm going to my prom. What, did Mercy House|let you just borrow the van? Not exactly. We sort of led a rebellion|and swiped it. You're pregnant? Look, I really... I wanted to tell you, but-- On the first time? Yeah. That is so awesome. Yeah? There's something|I wanna tell you, too. He's your life-partner, right? Prom date. It's really nice to see you. - Dean, this is Patrick.|- Nice to meet you. Excuse me, Mary. Listen, son, I suggest you|and your friends get back in the van, and back to Mercy House as quick|as you can before you're all arrested. We've had enough|excitement here for tonight. We're not leaving. What you and your friends have done|is not cool in the eyes of God. - Jesus, Dad, stop it.|- Patrick, this is not a gray area. - Dad, it's all a gray area.|- The Bible is black and white! Stop it!|Would you listen to yourself? I don't need this from you now. We've been kicked out|of our homes and schools, and now we're gonna|be kicked out of Mercy House? There's nowhere left for us to go. I'm supposed to be here. This is my prom.|I wanna spend it with my friends. There's no room for moral ambiguity here.|The Bible is very clear about this. So everything that doesn't fit into some stupid idea|of what you think God wants you just try to hide|or fix or get rid of? It's just all too much to live up to. No one fits in 100% of the time. Not even you. I know that, Mary. I know in my heart|that Jesus still loves me. Why would God|make us all so different... ... if he wanted us to be the same? Nowwhat? Save the heathens, Hilary Faye. Be a warrior, Hilary Faye! Sacrifice everything, Hilary Faye! And here's your big,|fat, stupid reward! Oh, my God. - I think I'm feeling kind of woozy.|- What? Somebody call an ambulance. That was so awesome, Hilary Faye! Jesus Christ! - You okay?|- No, Roland. I crashed my van into Jesus, okay?!|I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am not okay! This is... ... not how I wanted|to remember my prom. This is not how I wanted|to remember my life. Well, maybe we could fix it... ... with some glue or something. I am so sorry, Roland. I shouldn't have ratted you out|in front of everyone. I would have probably|done the same thing. Do you think|Jesus still loves me, Roland? Probably not. Yeah, sure. Hey, she's over here! - I'm okay.|- Come on. - Don't worry. I won't bite.|- Thank you. - It's gonna be okay.|- Thank you. I only got room for one of you. - I'm the father.|- I'm the boyfriend. I'm his boyfriend. That's nice, but I still|only got room for one of you. Starting the party without me? Are you okay? You didn't ruin my life, Mary. Breathe, baby.|Good girl. Just keep breathing. Good girl.|You're gonna be fine. {Y:i}Okay, I'm pretty sure|this isn't what Jesus had in mind {Y:i}when he said, "Help Dean." {Y:i}Look, don't be too harsh. {Y:i}I'm not the first person|to ever get the message screwed up. She's perfect. {Y:i}Looking at her,|it's like life is too amazing {Y:i}to be this random and meaningless|consequence of the universe. {Y:i}There had to be a God... {Y:i}or something out there. {Y:i}Something inside. {Y:i}You just have to feel it. Do you want to hold her? Do you want to hold her, Dean? {Y:i}I mean, really,|when you think about it-- {Y:i}what wouId Jesus do? {Y:i}I don't know... {Y:i}... but in the meantime we'll be trying|to figure it out... together. |
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