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Scrooged (1988)

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It's my special recipe!
We're not gonna make it!|You realise how late we... Oh!
I told you, you're gonna break those!
Oh, wow! Wait! Santa Claus,|come quick! Look!
Take cover!
Let's get 'em!
Come on, over here! Hurry up! Hurry!
It's Lee Majors!
The Six Million Dollar Man!
- Is there a back exit?|- Of course.
But this Santa's going out the front.
I don't matter, but the world|can't afford to lose you. Stay put!
That's very nice of you, Lee.
And Lee, you've been|a real good boy this year!
Yes, you sure have.
Seven o'clock.|Psychos seize Santa's Workshop.
Eat this!
Only Lee Majors can stop them.
8:30, and America's|best-loved singer
invites you to share|a home-style holiday.
Nine o'clock, lBC presents|America's favourite family
in a special Christmas episode.
Hi, Mom, isn't Dad home yet?
Well, Wally,|I expect he's out chasing beaver.
Show me the "Scrooge" promo.
It was a cold, bleak, Christmas...
10 o'clock, lBC present live,|via satellite from New York,
Bethlehem, Helsinki, West Berlin|and the Great Barrier Reef,
Charles Dickens'|immortal Christmas classic.
starring Buddy Hackett,|Jamie Farr, the Solid Gold Dancers
and Mary-Lou Retton as Tiny Tim.
- Hosted by Sir John Houseman...|- Bah! Humbug!
It will touch every heartstring.
It all starts on Christmas Eve -|Christmas Eve on lBC.
Oh, my gosh... Does THAT suck?!
Y-you know who loves|Mary-Lou Retton, Frank? My kids.
- Yeah.|- Children love an acrobat.
We have spent 40 million|on a live TV show,
you guys have got an ad with|America's favourite old fart...
reading a book|in front of a fireplace!
Now...I have to kill all of you.
Mother, help me!
Excuse me, sir, uh...
but we've been running|that spot now for over a month and...
well, it's getting|a hell of a response.
I am the youngest president
in the history of television
for a reason.
I know the people.
Well, uh, granted, but the people|already wanna watch the show.
That isn't good enough!
They have got to be so scared|to miss it, so terrified!
Now, if I were in charge,
and I AM...
Perhaps I can help you.
Here's what I'd do. Grace, cue it up.
Acid rain.
Drug addiction.
International terrorism.
Freeway killers.
Now, more than ever...
..we must remember|the true meaning of Christmas.
Don't miss Charles Dickens'|immortal classic, "Scrooge",
Your life might just depend on it.
Not bad, huh?
I think they'll like it|in the heartlands.
I want it every hour on the hour.
I'll take care of it.
Get me Standards and Practices,|I wanna see Reece.
- Excuse me, sir.|- Yes...?
Mr Cross, what exactly does that ad|have to do with "Scrooge"?
Nothing. Why?
You can't show that commercial.|If you run that...
you're gonna frighten people.
- You think I'm off base?|- Yes!
Well...a tad, sir.
Um, that looked like|the Manson Family Christmas Special.
Well, it's a little late|for this kind of feedback.
That's because it's the first time|I've seen it, sir.
You're right, l...sprung it on you.
It's not that bad, just lose, like,|you know, the gun and the blood...
- All right...|- And the guy shooting up...
I'll tell you in five minutes.
- Thank you, sir.|- Thank YOU.
You know,|I think we're a little bit alike.
Sir? Merry Christmas.
- Thanks for the talk.|- Thank you.
We don't wanna scare|the Dickens out of people.
The "Dickens" out of people.
Nobody gets me.
Grace, who is that guy?
- Eliot, Loudermilk.|- OK.
Have security clear his desk|and toss him out.
Oh, he's fired?
- But it's Christmas.|- Thank you!
Call Accounting, stop his bonus.
- A clear shot at his back.|- Eliot Loudermilk...
Code Nine.
Grace, what in the hell is this?
That's a painting one of my kids did.|There's Santa Claus and Mrs Claus.
How many fingers does Mrs Claus have?
- 1 1.|- 1 1.
Right, it's crap,|I don't want it here.
She'll understand, she's an amazingly|understanding woman.
I'll just say, "Hi, honey, we have|to move to a studio apartment."
Mr Cross, it's time|for your Christmas list.
OK, let's get this over with.
- Sammy Goldberg.|- Bath towel.
- Lou Parker|- VHS home video recorder.
Colonel Tom Parker.
The bath towel.
- Tamara Forristal.|- VHS.
It's great taking a bus to work,|you know?
Oh, hi, fellas.|Thanks a lot. Merry Christmas.
- Babalu Towloudes.|- The bath towel.
Eliot Loudermilk's|leaving early today.
Get outta here!
Dah! Four minutes and 40 seconds.
Glenn Glenn Whitacre.
What was the last rating|on "Police Zoo"?
5.2 Nielsen and a 70 share.
- Towel.|- Your brother?
- Towel.|- Your only brother.
Oh, God, give it to me!
Get that.
- Towel, towel...|- Mr Cross's office.
- Towel...|- Thank you.
Most of these are towels, OK?
Mr Rhinelander's on his way down.
Pardon me.
Oh, excuse me.
- Get yourself a towel.|- And my bonus?
- Towel and a face cloth.|- Oh, shi...
- Frank?|- Hey, Pres.
- What a surprise.|- Grace.
You look great.|Have you been working out?
Preston, just looking at some|of this ink we're getting on Scrooge.
You believe the first director|didn't want her? He does now.
Did you catch Tiny Tim?|She doesn't throw away the crutches.
She throws away the crutches,|vaults a lamp-post
- and double somersaults into this.|- Frank.
Killer. Yes, Preston?
Do you know how many cats|there are in this country?, mmm...I don't
27 million. D'you know how many dogs?
- In America?|- 48 million.
We spend 4 billion|on pet food alone.
I have a study|which shows that cats and dogs
are beginning to watch television.
If these scientists are right, we|should start programming right now.
Within 20 years,|they could become steady viewers.
Programming...for cats?
Walk with me, Frank.
Call the police.
I'm not saying|build a whole show around animals.
All I'm suggesting is we occasionally|throw in a little pet appeal.
- Some birds, a squirrel...|- Mice.
Mice, exactly.
You remember Kojak and the lollipops?
What about a cop that dangles string,|that's his gimmick.
Lots of quick random action.
Frank, wasn't there|a dormouse in "Scrooge"?
No, but I always felt|that it needed a dormouse.
- Dormice, better.|- Bingo!
Frank, this show is the jewel|in the lBC crown.
Everything is riding on it.
Don't worry, I'm overseeing|every aspect of production.
- We'll own Christmas.|- That's what I want to hear.
- Lunch tomorrow?|- Right.
Up, Sid. Study this.
Oh, thank you.
If only I could fire|that poor sonofabitch.
..going down. Hey, Frank! Hold that|door, will you, Pops? Wait for me.
Brice Cummings, we met at Spago.|Have you seen Preston?
Uh, Preston just went back upstairs.
I went to school with his son.|Give me a call, OK?
Let's go. So, anyway, Coselle says...
Come here! Slam these doors - hard!
Grace, I need a full report|on a guy named Brice Cummings.
He's an LA slimeball.
OK, you're due at Helmsley Palace|at seven and I'm leaving.
- No, we're working late.|- My son's seeing the doctor.
- You're working late!|- I made the appointment months ago.
I care(!)
If I'm working late,|you've gotta work late!
If you can't work late,|I can't work late!
If I can't work late...|I can't work late!
Oh, your brother's waiting inside.
And I didn't tell him|about his great Christmas towel.
Francis, a little rough on her|out there, weren't you?
You know what they say about|treating people badly coming up.
Yeah, you can treat 'em badly|going down, too.
It's great,|two chances to rough 'em up.
Why don't the cops do something|about this? Excuse me, please.
D'you learn that song yesterday?|Sweet.
Frank, you don't|like Christmas, do you?
I love it! It's cold|and people stay home and watch TV.
These idiots are gonna be at home|watching TV for me tonight.
I'm a big fan of Christmas.
So any chance of you|making Christmas dinner...?
- None.|- Come on...
- Don't start.|- The family'll be there.
It'll be fun.
You have your wonderful dinner|with your cool friends,
and the popcorn|and tree and cranberries,
and send Christmas cards|on recycled paper.
It's a crock, James. It's for kids.
You know, I like seeing you.|I like being with you...
Have a happy New Year.
Merry Christmas.
Excuse me, ma'am, I think|you dropped something there.
That's my cab! Oh, sir, please, l...
You sonofabitch,|you can burn in hell!
Bye bye, Grandma! Bye bye.
I got into broadcasting|because I like to give.
Sometimes I found myself hurting|from giving too much,
and I'd say "Stop it".
I'm always gonna cherish this.
And all of you.
I should've went in there.|I should've said "Frank Cross..."
You stinking guy! You big dog, you!
Here's five.
Mr Cross.
Wasn't he a medical genius?
Calvin, I think doctor|is a Latin word for thief.
200 I don't have|to tell me you don't speak.
I'm your mother,|I know you don't speak. Yet.
We'll show 'em, honey. You gonna|surprise a lot of people.
Yes, you are!
You start talking, then go to|law school and sue his butt off.
Who's there?
This office is closed!
This whole wing is closed!
That was a good one.
How are you, kid? You...Ah...
Will you excuse me?|I'll make myself a little drink.
I don't mind you hitting me,|Frank, but mind the Bacardi.
To old times, my friend.
Oh, my God, it's...
Lew Hayward, your old boss.
Your best friend.
But you're...
- dead.|- Seven years.
Has it been that long?
To look at you I wouldn't have|guessed more than three, tops.
Oh, Frank. Frank, you are in trouble.|Big trouble.
All right, let's say for argument's|sake that that I am in big trouble.
- What would that mean?|- Look at me.
Now, if you don't change your ways|you'll wind up doomed, just as I am.
One minute, I'm on the 14h hole|at Wingfoot, lining up a putt.
A heart attack later,|I'm a worm feast.
No, no, no, no, no, no,|you're not a worm feast,
you're an hallucination|brought on by alcohol,
Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl.
I've been under|a lot of pressure lately...
- SlLENCE!|- Ouch.
I had it all.|I was a captain of industry.
Feared by men. Adored by women.
Let's be honest, Lew.|You paid for the women.
- Don't waste your life as I did.|- Waste?!
You're a legend in this business -|you invented the mini-series.
Mankind should have been|my business.
Charity, mercy, kindness -|that should've been my business.
Don't wait. Get yourself involved.
It's too late for me,|but not for you.
You are going to be visited|by three ghosts.
- THREE ghosts?|- Three ghosts, Frank.
Expect the first one|tomorrow at noon.
Tomorrow's bad for me, Lew, and the|rest of the week's a wash-out. Ouch!
Maybe we could have drinks,|say Thursday?
This is no joke, Frank!
- This is your last chance!|- All right, we'll do breakfast.
Oh, no, please.|They'll think I'm a suicide.
Whoa! Oh, come on!
Gimme a break! Aagh!
- You can be saved.|- Don't let go! God bless you!
NO! NO, please!
Merry Christmas.
Hi, this is Claire Phillips.
I'm not here, as usual.
Leave a message and I'll call you|back. Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas.
This is Frank...
I know it's been...
15 years since we talked,
but...but I really need|to talk to you right now.
Something terrible's happened.
Or maybe not, I don't know. But l...
I have to talk to you. It's urgent!|Call me at any hour.
My number is 674-95-65...674...
- Well?|- Well, what?
Did you get the bonus?
I'm drying my head with it.
We'll be OK.
What are you doing in there?|Trimming the tree.
- We don't have a tree, Mom.|- We do now.
- NO!|- Yes!
- Don't plug him in!|- Plug him in.
Take it off. Take it off him.
Oh, but Mom, he looks so pretty.
He's so cute!
- When are we gonna get a real tree?|- When they're free.
- Have you seen the paper, Frank?|- Ooh, she's pretty!
She's dead, Frank!
This 80-year-old grandmother|was watching your "Scrooge" promo
and she keeled over.
It scared her to death.
This is terrific!!
I knew that ad worked!
You can't buy publicity like this!
Excuse me.
Mr Cross, you're needed on the set.
Run that promo EVERY half hour!
I want a disclaimer. "Anyone with|a heart condition MUST not watch."
- Where were we?|- I was being haunted.
No, it's got to be REAL gold.
I don't understand why I can't get|anybody to do what I want.
Gimme a break.
I will not allow|this costume on the air.
- Why not?|- Because you can see her nipples.
I WANT to see her nipples!
This is a Christmas show!
Charles Dickens|would want to see her nipples.
I can't hardly see them nipples.
And these guys are REALLY looking.
You can go shake a tail-feather.|And you, just go!
Watch out!
Thanks, boys. Get the nurse.
Get the nurse!
Make sure her nipples are covered up.
I'm sorry to just...
I only got your message this morning.|I called, but you weren't in yet.
I called again,|but you were busy. So l...
- God, you look different.|- Well, it's been a while.
It's your hair.
It's so short.|You look sort of grown up.
Yo, Frank!
I mean, Mr Cross. Check it out. The|girls are tough. It's on the money.
Would you excuse me for a moment?
Can I turn her head?
- No.|- OK. That works, see?
H'up and bum.|A little bootie here for ya.
See?|You just had to see it in context.
Will you move her, please? Thanks.
- Will she be OK?|- Yeah, she's a real pro.
What about you?|You sounded like you'd seen a ghost.
A ghost?
You mean the phone call last night.
I found your number and|I had to call you, immediately.
I know that voice.|That was the frightened Lumpy.
- Excuse me, Lumpy.|- Most people call me Mr Cross!
Sorry, I got a problem.
- I bet. What?|- This little fella.
I can't get the antlers glued|onto this little guy.
- Try staples.|- Staples?!
Don't you dare! If you staple that|mouse, I'll call the Humane Society.
- I'd never hurt this little fella.|- Marlin, Perkins. The road.
- I have three dogs.|- Go tell Reader's Digest!
Same old Claire.|Still trying to save the world.
You still trying to run it?
- GET OUTTA HERE!|- YOU called me.
Who are you?
You little worm! Who are you?
How'd you get in here? Maybe you'll|answer some questions downtown, huh?
What is going on?!
- This is my boy.|- OK. YOU beat him.
Does he work here?
No! I thought it'd be fun|for him to see a live TV show.
D'you see anybody having fun?
Why are you so angry?
Why haven't|YOU ever learnt to button a coat?
You know me, I just like...|I was in a hurry.
I'm sorry to have called|so late last night.
- Did I wake your husband and kids?|- No, no. I've never gotten married.
Er, no.
- Never?|- No.
Would you hold the goddamned|hammering, please!
- I'd better go.|- NO! Don't go.
Frank, what did happen last night?
Claire, it was something that I ate.|Probably a bad clam or something.
Well, if it happens again...
gimme a call here.
I'm hardly ever home.
I'm definitely gonna call.
I'm a seafood nut and|to not eat clams - what's life for?
Would ya please...
for the love of God and|your own body, hold the hammering!
Sir, the Times want a reaction|to the woman's death.
It was probably something she ate.
- He says, "It's something she ate."|- Oh, gee! Oh!
This is Frank Cross. We are appalled|by this senseless tragedy...
Would you please hold|the goddamned hammering!
- Shit!|- I'm going to lunch.
- How's everything going, Frank?|- Couldn't be better, Preston.
Mr Rhinelander, hello. Mr Cross.|May I get you both a drink?
I'll have a highball.
I'll have a highball, too.
You've heard from the embassy?
Yes. We'll be switching live|back and forth
from our "Scrooge"|in the studio to Berlin,
where Leroy Neeman's|painting the wall.
Then we're shooting out to Africa,
where the Holy Father will baptise|the entire Zulu nation.
I'm afraid you might be|spreading yourself a little thin.
So I've taken the liberty|of hiring somebody to help you.
- Great(!)|- I knew you'd be pleased.
I couldn't be more pleased(!)|Who is it?
Pellegrino, rocks, twist...
How are ya?
Oh, look at this.
I know this is coming at you|pretty fast,
but I'm only here to take|some of the burden off you.
You might see that as a threat...
That's me.
You will|be visited by three ghosts.
Expect the first one|tomorrow at noon.
This is coming at you|pretty damn fast,
but I'm here to take|some of the burden off you.
That's me. Ever seen such a watch?
My dad gave me this.
But when, er...Preston hired me|this morning a what...a...?
a consultant, I suppose,
I said, "I'll be one of the team."
My, er...|My lacrosse coach used to say,
"There's no 'l', in T-E-A-M."
Here we are, gentlemen.|One for you, sir. And one for you.
I'm terribly sorry, l...
Are you him? Are you him?
Are you "he".
I'll take it away.
Don't come apart on me, Frank.
No. No. What was that|your lacrosse coach said?
- The point is, Frank...|- Are you ready to order?
Great! I'll have the California|health plate. No dairy in that, huh?
I'll have the rack of lamb today.
Oh, my God!
Bobby, look!
Somebody save him!
That's a baked Alaska, sir.|A dessert.
No, sir, that's meatloaf.
You wouldn't want that,|it's not very...
- I'm gonna...|- Have...?
- Gonna have.|- Have...?
I'm gonna have some air. Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were Richard Pryor.
- A cab!|- Yes, sir.
Cut through the park...
Whoa! Hey, man. Whoa!
Wrong way, jerk!|Nice hit back there! Solid hit!
- Wrong way!|- Relax, Frank. Enjoy the ride.
- How do you know my name?|- I know everything. You see...
I'm the ghost.
- You don't mind if I smoke?|- Smoke, smoke! Just drive.
Thanks, pal!
What did you do? What did you do?
That's not funny!
Pull over!
Where are we?
Where are we?|You mean "when are we?"
Look out!
Go back to Jersey, ya moron!
- Take me home right now.|- You got it, pal.
Welcome home, Frankie.
Oh, my God!
This is where I grew up.|I thought they tore it down.
They did.
Dad hasn't put up|our Christmas lights.
Oh, for Chrissakes, Frank,|it's Christmas Eve.
I get it. You've taken me back|to show me my parents,
and I'm meant to go all blubbery.
Forget it. You got the wrong guy.
That's what Attila the Hun said. But|when he saw his mom, Niagara Falls.
Let's get this over with.
That was a great joke(!)
I love that bit!
Quiet! Somebody will call a cop.
Oh, relax, Frank.|They can't hear or see us.
It's not live.|It's like a re-run. Check it out.
We all drink our Ovaltine every day|to give us our rocket power.
Hello, Earl.
You here, Francis?|I've got something for ya.
- Merry Christmas.|- A choo-choo train?
No, it's 5lb of veal.
But, Daddy,|I asked Santa for a choo-choo.
Then go and get a job|and buy a choo-choo!
Earl, he's only four years old.
All day I listen to excuses|why people can't work -
"My back hurts. My legs ache.|I'm only four!"
He's gotta learn that life's|doesn't come on a silver platter.
I'm going out.
Baby, don't watch too much TV.
OK, Mommy.
Merry Christmas, Frankie, angel.
Merry Christmas, Momma.
Niagara Falls, Frankie, angel.
I was touched by a gift.
A four-year-old kid receives|what at today's prices
is a 50 piece of veal.
Frank, you still spent the next|15 years on your ass watching TV.
Check the records. I did some stuff.
I played baseball. One year, I hit|the home-run that won the big game.
That was the kid on|The Courtship Of Eddie's Father.
There was another time, though.
I was on a hill|covered with flowers
and there was|a beautiful girl with pigtails...
You are so pathetic! That was|The Little House On The Prairie.
Was it the homecoming episode?
Yes, it was the homecoming episode.
Face it, garden slugs|got more outta life than you.
Name one!
- Take me to my office.|- Gladly.
Where are we?
- It's your office.|- What's going on?
It's a Christmas party.
They've had them since|the dawn of the golden age of TV.
Until YOU took over!
Merry Christmas. Pass those out.
Hey, hey! Hey, Fred!
- It's Frank, Mr Hayward.|- Frank.
You didn't notice a big party|going on around here?
Yes, I'll be right out.
- I'll just finish this.|- OK.
- Merry Christmas!|- Why, thank you, Tina.
- Frank!|- Hi.
- Merry Christmas.|- Merry Christmas.
Do you fancy Chinese food?
No. You're not|supposed to eat that stuff.
They use cats in the chop suey.
Don't eat that stuff.
You moron! Get back there!
I don't believe myself.
What an idiot! Did you see Tina?
Frankie, I'm not that dead. Come on.
I must have been insane!|She was crazy about me.
Not that one, Frankie. This one.
Cupid's arrow.|Right between the eyes.
Are you all right?
You shouldn't move someone|after a blow to the head.
Where did I get you?
Right here.|And the sidewalk got me back here.
It's gonna be quite a lump.|I'm sorry.
Is this yours?
Yes, it is. Thank you.
- You had some things, too.|- Yes.
Oh! Oh!
All right. I tell you what,|I'll go down for them.
- Wait for me?|- Yes, I'll wait.
- Thanks, Lumpy.|- Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Would you like to go to a party?
- Not really.|- Neither would l.
Young lady!
Do you shop here often?|I can always walk on that side.
Would you like to have|some Chinese food?
- What's going on?|- You are gonna love this.
- Claire!|- Yeah. What is it? I'm in the tub.
Can't we open the presents now?
What are you doing?
- You had it all!|- Look at something else.
Hey, there's a gorilla|on that building.
- When can we open these?|- You can open one on Christmas Eve.
The rest are for Christmas morning.|Isn't that how your family did it?
If they were gonna spoil,|we opened them the night before.
- Do you wanna open this one?|- Is it from you?
Oh, knives!
Oh, lots of knives!
I got her these great knives.|Super sharp...
I know, ginsu knives. They cut cans.
You can cut a tin can like a tomato.
Your turn.
I've never liked a girl enough|to give her 12 sharp knives.
OK. You're gonna like this.
"To Lump."
"Love, Claire."
- "The Hindu Art of Love."|- Read the inscription.
You read it. It says,|"Christmas" and then...
It's Sanskrit.
I didn't need a manual.|I want you to know that.
Don't blow the ending for me now.
- Did that.|- With who?
- Did it.|- Yeah.
Done this.
Done this.
My buddy did this.
I don't believe this one.
It says this will make|a woman bark like a dog.
Lassie's come home.|Go and get Gramps, Lassie.
I wonder if you're female?
What a nice coat you have. I think|I'll give you a bath every week.
Good morning, kiddos!
I'm Mike the Mailman.|Hey, Frisbee!
I've got something for ya.
There he is.|I've got to watch this one!
What could it be, huh?|Is it a pair of mittens?
It's a bone!
What could it be?
A book?
It's a bone!
What is it?
It's a bone, you lucky dog!
It's a bone, you betcha!
Lassie's a very good friend.
Commercial break, folks.
- Very good, kid.|- Thank you.
How many|reservations should I make?
Oh, yes.
- You, me, my wife...|- She's in Palm Springs.
Oh, yes! I forgot. Of course.
I guess'll be you and me.
And Frank.
Frank, have dinner with us.|You and Claire.
And order a stretch limo. See you.
- Hello. You're Claire?|- Yes.
Oh, hiya, sweetheart.|You almost ready?
The president of the network|just invited us to dinner.
We're going to David and Kate's.
We can have dinner|with them next week.
It's Christmas Eve. They're our best|friends. It only comes once a year.
Thanks, Philbert.
It is Christmas.|It's a time to be less selfish.
If you could think of my needs|and those of The Frisbee Show...
I've fought for this show.|It's such an opportunity.
I'm sorry.
60 seconds!
I didn't realise how important it is.
I'm willing to forgive you,|once in a while.
Frank, look. Maybe we should|separate for a while.
- Excuse me.|- Estelle, when are we leaving?
Right after the show.
For a while and see how it goes.
I know you've been|under a lot of pressure.
Oh, it's been rough.
All right. I'll try|to come over later, if I can.
15 seconds.
I'll tell them that you got hung up.
Merry Christmas.
Five, four, three, two, one.
OK, kiddos!
You left Claire for Frisbee the dog?
Frank, you don't know who you are,|you don't know what you want
or what the hell is going on.
I've made a few mistakes.
I've gotta live with that.
But I know who I am.
I know what I want.|And I know what's going on.
Psst! Hey, Frank! Over here!
- What's going on?!|- I don't know. I'm only the ghost!
So long, sucker!
Hold on! Taxi!
I have seen your nobler aspirations|fall off, one by one,
until the master passion,|greed, engrosses you.
Farewell, Ebeneezer.
May you be happy with|the path you have chosen.
I am happy with what I've chosen,|you bitch! I couldn't be happier!
- What, are you crazy?|- Yeah, Buddy. I'm crazy!
Crazy like a fox! Crazy enough|to see through your tricks!
I'm back.
I see now.|No-one could have been that simple,
and good, and sweet,|yet caring and wonderful.
Not on this planet! No, baby!
Unless they had something to hide.
You wouldn't try to trick me? Don't|try to trick me today, cos I'm back!
Maybe we'll check things out|at Operation Reach Out!
Goodbye. Thank you.
20 a pint. Come on, folks!
Here's a happy donor.|Thank you so much.
Well, just for the record,|YOU left me.
YOU had to go|and get your head together.
My head is just fine. Check it out!
It's right here where it belongs.
"It's lonely at the top"? It's not!
Oh, maybe, round my birthday,|and at sunset,
and every couple of weekends,|I needed a really normal person.
That's me. I'm a widow of business!
It's my life! I've chosen it!
At least, I work some place you can|FlND when you're looking for it!
OK. Here we are now.
When I want a wife,|I'm gonna BUY one!
She's gonna be devoted to me,|to my wants and my needs.
Not like YOU. Let's face it,|you treated me like dirt!
Not another wild and woolly one.
Honey, you look frozen.
Let me get you|a nice hot cup of coffee.
Hi, Dick. Herman.
I'm Billy. Eva, that's me.|Cocktail hour!
A drink for Mr Richard Burton.
Drink up!
Drink, just for me. For you, Dick.
- Dick knows how to live!|- Stop calling me Dick!
Sorry, Mr Burton.
Maybe we don't know you well enough,|but, after "Exorcist ll",
we thought we had something special.
Do a couple of lines|from Hamlet, please.
Or "The Sandpiper"!
Leave me alone!
Do "Cleopatra" for me - please!
"l am Mark Anthony...
"Oh, no, do all...Abyssinia.|You know...
"..fall of Cheops...|By thee I foreswear."
Oh! Isn't that marvellous?
- Now BEAT lT before I beat you!|- "Where Eagles Dare"!
- Lumpy, what a surprise.|- Oh God, Claire!
- Claire.|- What are you doing here?
You said if it happened again|I should come by.
- What happened?|- Well...
I have been thinking|a lot about the past.
And I started thinking,|"Well, I've made a lot of decisions,
"and what would have happened|if I had made different decisions?"
- You know what I mean?|- Do you mean regret?
Yeah, I'm talking about regret.
You know the thing about regret|is that it's never too late.
You can change.
- I deal with that every day.|- OK, deal with this.
I wanna take you some place|right now and eat Chinese food.
Claire, we've got some huge problems!
There's no fuses in the whole joint.
There are. I'll just be a second.
The A & P didn't send any turkeys!
- Oh, no!|- Not one!
I'll call them. Can you wait?
They can handle this.|Just go to a store and buy fuses.
And the turkeys?
The turkeys are at the A & P.|It's in the phone book under "A".
- No, no, I have to call them.|- They're big girls...
..and THEY can do it! Atta girl!
- I'll be right there.|- Claire, fire these people!
Fire them?
They're volunteers.|They're here out of kindness.
Because no one will PAY them!
It's Christmas Eve.
They're like|this every day, I guarantee it!
If you'll just wait one minute,|I'll just make the phone call.
No, don't bother.
Wait one minute. Let me finish what|I'm doing and I'll come with you.
Take the rest of your life!
Here's some advice, Claire -|scrape 'em off.
If you want to save somebody,|save yourself.
That's a wonderful attitude|to have on Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas.
Bah! Humbug!
Dick, can you lend me two dollars?
Herman, I blew it all on Liz.
There's suckers inside.
This is the last dress rehearsal.
Pumping, jumping and bumping
Get up and dance
That's your cue, Buddy!
Cue Mr Houseman.
"Ebeneezer Scrooge|hurried past the ragged boys,
"who stood shivering in the snow,
"gnawed and mumbled by the hungry|cold as bones are gnawed by dogs."
Why do I have to be molested|by these sea urchins?
Look, Buddy,|it says "street urchins".
- That's what I said.|- What did he say, sea or street?
- Street urchins.|- He did! I'm sorry. You're right.
OK, everybody, that's dinner.|One hour! Including walking time!
One hour! You're doing great, Buddy!|We need more snow.
Watch that boom-shot.|You're right on my urchins.
Oh, Frank.
Baby, how are ya?|We were so worried about you.
You all right? We were worried.
I call the meal breaks around here.
Frank, sorry.|Hey, you can tell them it's dinner.
Hey, everybody, hold on! Frank's got|something to say to ya! Go ahead.
It's time we had a talk, Brice.
I'd love to, but Preston asked me by|for a drink so I'll take a raincheck.
Holt, where are you?|I need a cigarette.
Hi, Frank! Come on!
Come on out and play with me.
One, two, three, four, five,|six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six,|seven, eight.
Ooh! I'm a little muddled.
Seven, eight. Ooh!
One, two...
Ooh, I'm so relieved.|It's been so long. Ah!
Hello, Frank.|I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present.
I had a funny feeling(!)
- Why did you do that?|- Sometimes you have to...
SLAP them in the face|to get their attention.
Fine, slap me.|But you kicked me in the ba...
Hush, Frank.|It's time to begin a journey!
- close your eyes and think...|- No!
- You close your eyes. I'm through...|- Oh, no!
Close your eyes...!
And think of snowflakes
and moonbeams
and whiskers on kittens...|Nooooo peeking!
Of rainbows, forget-me-nots...
of misty meadows|and sun-dappled pools.
Oh, look! There's Mr Hedgehog.|I wonder where he's going?
Perhaps to HARLEM!
My jaw!
Sometimes the truth is painful,|Frank.
But it's made your cheeks rosy|and your eyes bright.
If you TOUCH ME AGAlN, I'll rip|your goddamned wings off! OK?!
You know I like the rough stuff,|don't you, Frank?
Oh, God!
Jingle, jingle bells.
Come on, Calvin. Come on.
Merry Christmas, Cooley family!
Mom, you didn't have to come get me.
Are you ready?
- Yeah.|- Good.
- Hi, Mom.|- Hello.
Come on, Mom!
- Hi, girls.|- Hi, Mom.
Is that all I get?|I'm going to freshen up.
Leave it alone. No one can do it.
- You two go and wash up now.|- OK, Gramma.
Oh, look. He did it!
He's bright. What's wrong with him?
He hasn't spoken since he saw|his father killed five years ago.
He just drifted away|like Sleeping Beauty.
I didn't know Grace's husband died!
Remember when she wore black|for a year?
I remember her wearing black, but|I thought it was a fashion thing.
People were wearing black, you know.
Oh, Frank. My, my, poor Frank.
Is he gonna be OK?
It's his choice.|Only HE can break the spell.
Girls! Give him some Christmas love!
A Merry Christmas.|God bless us, every one.
What are you doing? Get up!
Oh! Oh! Come in, Frank!
Come in and join the fun. Oh!
Oh! What a lovely family!|And they're so happy, but so poor!
- You tight-wad!|- She may need a raise.
- MAY?|- Probably!
- Probably?|- Yes!
- Maybe? Probably? Perhaps?|- I'm almost positive!
Get off your brother!|This boy is mine! PPHT!
Cut it out! Stop it!
Don't forget to watch the show.|I'm taking Calvin.
Come on, Frank. Next stop, downtown!
Have was your trip, Frank.
A little joke! Hi, Pluto.
Bark, bark.
What are you barking at out there?
- Go, go!|- There's nothing there. Come on.
Let's get down to business!
What a merry feast.
- It looks like a beer commercial.|- Let's go in.
Don't mess, Frank. Or I'll fix|your mouth so it won't hold soup.
A Christmas party!|I'm glad I wore my pretty dress.
On The Addams Family,|what instrument did Lurch play?
On The Addams Family,|what instrument did Lurch play?
I'm invisible, but I'm NOT DEAF!
No, harpsichord.
A harpsichord, James, you dope.
- You knew that!|- Everyone knows that.
We'll give it to them.
You shouldn't have given it to them!
You forgot to open|your brother's present.
That doesn't look like a towel.
- What did you get last year?|- I remember.
- A shower curtain!|- It WAS beautiful, with little...
- Little... Yeah!|- YOU don't have one!
What have you got him?
- I made this picture frame up...|- He made it with his own hands.
I know something you don't know!
- I know something you don't know!|- SHUT UP!
It's your basic,|top-of-the-line Pioneer VCR!
I think he made a mistake.
I didn't get the gifts mixed up.|My EX-secretary got them mixed up.
You invite him every year and he's|always busy. When will you learn?
Never. He's my brother.
A toast to my brother Frank.|I wish he was here.
- "Were", goofy.|- You're too good.
- To Frank.|- The richest man you know.
Keep the VCR.|What the hell, it's only money.
- It's tax-deductible.|- I understand, Frank. I understand.
What boat took them all|to Gilligan's lsland?
This is SO easy.
Er, Mako?
- You must know!|- Mackerel?
- No.|- A fish?!
- Leave me alone. I know this!|- Everybody does! Let's go.
- How about this?|- Oh, Frank, we're fighting again.
Let's not fight any more.|Look, Frank.
What is it?
It's a toaster!
The bitch hit me with a toaster.
I love a girl with spirit.|Where are you?
Well, this is nice(!)
Where are we, Trump Tower?
We've seen a bit of the city.|Hey! Down here! Down here!
Hey! Yo!|Hey, call Streets and Sanitation!
Hey, hey!|Oh! I'm having the weirdest day.
Cop! Hey, cop!
Help me!
Come here.
Jesus, give me a happy ending here,|Herm.
It's Dick.
Liz says hi.
I should've given you the two bucks.
You moron!
You jerk!
Why didn't you stay at Claire's?
She would have taken care of you!|You would have eaten and been warm!
You might be alive! You'd be a|prettier colour, I'll tell you that!
Is there a way to get out of here,|Herman?
That's a door, isn't it?
It is a door, isn't it?
It's the door! A-HA!
It has to be the door, cos it's the|only place that doesn't smell of...
Oh, SHlT!
Hey, you! Joker, get off the set!
Hey! We see you, pal.|Get off the set!
- Oh, my God!|- It's Mr Cross!
We've been looking all over for you.
Frank, come on. Frank!|Like Errol Flynn, huh?
- He's OK.|- You go up to your office.
You can check on the satellite links.
- We've got three minutes.|- I know.
Break a leg, everybody!
I feel weird about tonight.
Hear that, folks?|This one's for Frank. It's his baby.
Don't lose it on me, huh.
It's been an honour to work|for the great Frank Cross.
I'll dine out on this for months.
I want Grace to take you upstairs,|where things are safer than here. OK?
You're beautiful, Frank.|Got any last tips for me?
Oh, God! Grace, go watch the show!
He's here for me!
You think I'm afraid,|the day I've had?!
I know what you came for.|Come and get it, you pussy.
- Brice!|- Stop scaring Frank.
Get this nutcake outta here.
Oh, Jesus.
He's in the show|as the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He's great.
That guy's gonna be a big star.|Go watch the show...
Five seconds till we go live.
God bless us, every one.
Tonight, live on lBC,|a Christmas classic -
Charles Dickens' immortal "Scrooge".
Ready to roll B.
Coming up on three.|Three, two, one...
And that's it. Slow pull-out.
Down on Houseman. Lights up.
It was a cold, bleak Christmas Eve.
The fog-draped streets of London|were deserted...
- He's wonderful.|- Give me the beer.
Yes, sir.
.."Old Ebeneezer Scrooge|was alone in his gloomy chambers."
As soon as we're off Houseman|move to camera three.
- What have we here?|- They're dormice, Uncle.
You see. Works like a charm.
They bring you luck.
- Are you lucky?|- Sir, I am.
Your niece is my wife, I have a job,|and it's the holidays.
Holidays, is it?!
"To Frank,|the best brother a guy ever had."
Merry Christmas.
Where the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone the moon that night
Though the frost was cruel,|when a poor man came inside
Gathering winter fuel
This is indeed a night|for revelation.
Thank you for showing me|the true meaning.
Thank me not, Ebenezer, for soon you|shall be visited by the final spirit.
The thing that all men|fear the most -
The Ghost of Christmas Future.
Oh, help me.
If you were my friend|you'd come by...
Honey, I'm home!
Remember me?
The guy you canned the day|before Christmas? Merry Christmas.
- Hello, wabbit!|- Would you give me a chance?
- Sure.|- 1,001, 1,002, 1,003!
My God! My babies!
Oh, you'd better watch out...
Can't you get back to me?|I've had a bad day.
YOU'VE had a bad day!|I'll tell you about mine!
I got fired, my wife left me,|she took our little baby daughter...
with her.
I can't recall much|after that because...
since then...
I've been blind, stinking DRUNK!
He sees you|when you're sleeping...
Believe me, Eliot! I'm having|a worse day than you! Much worse!
He knows that you've been bad
So be good for goodness' sake
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out|who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
Oh, it's you!
Creep. God!|Shouldn't you be in the studio?
Back off, big man. It may work|with the chicks. Is this straight?
May l?
Did our people do that?
We're gonna get phone calls.
Visiting hours are over, Mrs Cooley.
- I just got here!|- We have to go.
Merry Christmas, Calvin.
I'll see you.
This is a possible future, right?|This is do-able.
I know the head of paediatrics at|NYU. We'll get this kid out of here!
I'm all over this!
Will you look at that!
- Where did they come from?|- Hey, you!
- Beat it!|- Please?
Gilles, will you look at|those filthy little creatures?!
Oh, Claire, Claire.|They're just children.
Please, darling.
Don't tell ME.
I wasted 20 years on pathetic|little creatures like those.
Finally, thank God,
a friend said to me,|"Scrape 'em off, Claire.
"lf you want save somebody,|save yourself."
I'm sorry, Claire.
Thanks a lot, Lumpy.
That was a lousy thing to do.
Oh, no.
James. My brother.
He's dead.
Why did this have to happen?
Well, when I get back I'll...
There he is! James!
Who's in there?
"The Lord is my shepherd,|I shall not want.
"He maketh me to lie down|in green pastures,
he leadeth me|beside the still waters..."
What the hell are you saying?|What? That I've died?
Why are you showing me this?
Why bother to show me this? Oh, jeez.
Help me.
No. Oh!
Don't let them burn me, James!
Jimmy, don't let them burn me!
I'm in here! Oh, God!
Don't let them do it!
Don't let them do it! I'm in here.
I gotta live!
I wanna live!
Oh, God! I wanna live!
I wanna live!
I wanna live!
I'm alive!
Shit! What a break! I'm at work!
It's the sun!
- Oh, God! It's the sun! I'm alive!|- Not for long!
Baby, I'm gonna start with you.
Come here!
I'm alive and so are you!
Glad to see me,|or is that a shotgun in your pocket?
OK, you heard it! Come on!
- Don't hurt me!|- Relax! Pinch that!
Coming back! Long sole.|You know this one?
That's my thing!
Here's the deal.
I hire you at twice your old salary.
I make you my vice-president.
- Would you like my office?|- No!
- That's so you!|- What's the catch?
The catch is that you've got|to take a shower, little man.
There's a problem here. I was|looking for a Francis Xavier Cross.
That's me! But the great thing is,|it's not me!
The Jews taught me this great word -|schmuck. I was a schmuck.
And now I'm not a schmuck.
- What's the time?|- My watch!
It's a quarter to! We didn't miss it!
- We didn't miss it!|- What?
Christmas! Merry Christmas! Wow!|Are you alone in there?
We're gonna have some fun.|We're gonna have fun for once.
Loudermilk and Cross together.
My, what a glorious day.
There has never been such a day!|Say, there!
- You, lad!|- Yes, sir. Do you mean me?
- Take three.|- Yes, indeed!
Buy me a goose.|The biggest goose in all of London.
Camera three,|follow the coin all the way.
Got it.
Holy shit! That's Frank Cross.
He's nuts!
He's finished!
Shut up!
Don't touch that dial!
- Mike, say hello to your folks.|- Hi.
Thanks, Mike.
That's Frank Cross.
- Is he meant to be on?|- What in the...?
Merry Christmas.|Eliot, how are things up there?
- Open his mike.|- Wonderful.
But I don't think|you'll be president tomorrow.
At least I'm network president|tonight.
- Tomorrow I may not be.|- You can bet your ass on that!
What are you doing watching|television on Christmas Eve!
Paying your salary, you ass!
What sort of idiot would schedule...
a live show on Christmas Eve?
Only you, Frank!
A week ago I'd have|kicked your butt out of here.
But he's absolutely right.
You're looking at a guy|who told someone today
to staple antlers to a mouse's head|to further my career.
How many of you|would try something like that?
Stay on him.
All these people|have incredible families,
but I have a great brother.
Look at this guy. Here.|Wasn't he cute?
That's me with the ears - a car with|open doors! Thank God my hair grew!
I got this today from him.|I gave him a towel.
The VCR is from Grace, James.
You were right about everything, OK?
the SS Minnow, James.
What ship took them all|to Gilligan's lsland? The SS Minnow.
No points this round, James.
- Wait a minute... Wait...|- How did he know we played that?
Hello, Wendie.
Ouch! Control room,|how can I help you?
It's Rhinelander.|Who put that moron on the air?!
Brice Cummings, sir. But he can't|talk to you right now. He's tied up.
Uh-huh.|Yes, in fact he just said that
- you're a flatulent butt-head.|- A butt-head?
He's never liked a man|in quite the way he likes you.
Oh, no!
Just kidding! She's a doll. It's OK.
It's a party.|It's Christmas Eve. Lighten up.
Billy, we need champagne|for 250 people,
and don't send the stuff|I usually send to other people.
You can still have fun tonight.
Call people you haven't seen -|a college friend, an old army buddy,
your personal banker.
Hey! I don't hear any partying|in that booth!
- Go on, party!|- Why wasn't I invited?
That was just an innocent window|and you saw what I did to that!
It's a night you've gotta|party hearty, Marty.
Check this out. Whoa-ho!|Don't be so mean. Ugh!
There's a rule,|a tradition which says...
I have to kiss this girl.
She's just upholding the law.|It's a federal law, actually.
Oh, Mr Cummings!
Boy, that was very good.|But you know what?
It wasn't great.|There's only been one "great".
There is a girl...
that I wish I were with tonight.
It's a girl that I loved|a long time ago.
A girl that I still love.
It's not too late, is it?
Claire, you remember|the Kama Sutra, page 19?
Our legs are like this. You circle|me, chanting, before we begin?
It was practically impossible.
Tonight, we could do this without|serious physical damage.
- I need to get to lBC in 3 minutes.|- Which floor?
Deck the halls|with boughs of holly
Tis the season to be jolly
Don we now our gay apparel
Troll the ancient yuletide carol
We should be taping this.
How did that happen?
That happened|because it's Christmas Eve.
I'm not crazy. It's Christmas Eve.
It's the one night|when we all act a little nicer.
We...we smile a little easier.|We...we...share a little more.
For a couple of hours we are the|people we always hoped we would be.
It's really a miracle because|it happens every Christmas Eve.
And if you waste that miracle,|you're gonna burn for it. I know.
You have to do something. You have|to take a chance and get involved.
There are people that don't have|enough to eat and who are cold.
You can go and greet these people.
Take an old blanket out to them|or make a sandwich and say, "Here."
"l get it now."
And if you give, then it can happen,|the miracle can happen to you.
Not just the poor and hungry,|Everybody's gotta have this miracle!
It can happen tonight for you all!
If you believe in this pure thing,
the miracle will happen|and you'll want it again tomorrow!
You won't say, "Christmas is once|a year and it's a fraud." It's not!
It can happen every day!|You've just got to want that feeling!
You'll want it every day!|It can happen to you!
I believe in it now.
I believe it's gonna happen|to me, now. I'm ready for it!
And it's great. It's a good feeling.
It's better than I've felt|in a long time.
I'm ready.
Have a Merry Christmas. Everybody.
Did I forget something, big man?
God bless us, every one.
Lumpy! Lumpy, no!
Oh! Feels like boating a marlin.
Claire, the whole world.|The whole world, Claire.
And they lived happily ever after.
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put a little love in your heart
You see it's getting late,|so please don't hesitate
Put a little love in your heart
And the world...
Will be a better place
And the world|will be a better place for you...
And me
Just wait and see...
Another day goes by...
And still the children cry
Put a little love in your heart
And your world|will be a better place
And the world...
Will be a better place...
For you and me
So just you wait and see...
Another day goes by|and still the children cry
Put a little love in your heart
Put a little love in your heart
Put a little love|in your heart...
Feed me, Seymour. Feed me!
Let's hear it from all you out there.
You know the words, come on!
Let's hear it from this side.
That's no good.|Let's try the other side.
How about just the men? Come on.
All right. The real men.
All right. The women this time.
No, the real women.|You know who you are.
OK, you! YOU making all the noise!
My brother, the King of Christmas.
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Serpents Egg The
Serving Sara
Setup The (Robert Wise 1949)
Seven (1995) CD1
Seven (1995) CD2
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Seven Days in May (1963)
Seven Samurai (1956)
Seven Year Itch The
Seven Years in Tibet CD1
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Seventh Seal The - Criterion Collection
Seventh Sign The
Sex Is Comedy
Sex Lies And Videotape CD1
Sex Lies And Videotape CD2
Sex and Lucia (Unrated Spanish Edition)
Sex and Zen
Sex and the City 3x13 - Escape From New York
Sex and the City 3x14 - Sex And Another City
Sex and the City 3x15 - Hot Child in the City
Sex and the City 3x16 - Frenemies
Sex and the City 3x17 - What Goes Around Comes Around
Sex and the City 3x18 - Cock A Doodle Do
Sex is zero
Sex lives of the potato men
Sexo Con Amor 2003
Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast 2000
Seytan 1974
Shadow The Universal
Shadow of a Doubt
Shadow of the Vampire
Shadows In Paradise
Shadows and Fog
Shaft 1971
Shakespeare In Love
Shall We Dance
Shallow Grave
Shallow Hal
Shane CD1
Shane CD2
Shanghai Knights CD1
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Shanghai Triad
Shaolin Soccer UnCut (2001) CD1
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Shaolin Temple CD1
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Shaolin Temple The 1979
Shape Of Things The
Shark Tale CD1
Shark Tale CD2
Sharp Guns (2001)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
She Creature
Shelter Island 2003
Sherlock Holmes - Hound of the Baskervilles
Sherlock Holmes - The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes - The Last Vampyre
Sherlock Holmes - The Master Blackmailer
Sherlock Holmes - The Pearl Of Death 1944
Sherlock Holmes - The Sign of Four
Sherlock Holmes 1x01 - A Scandal In Bohemia
Sherlock Holmes 1x02 - The Dancing Men
Sherlock Holmes 1x03 - The Naval Treaty
Sherlock Holmes 1x04 - The Solitary Cyclist
Sherlock Holmes 1x05 - The Crooked Man
Sherlock Holmes 1x06 - The Speckled Band
Sherlock Holmes 1x07 - The Blue Carbuncle
Sherlock Holmes 1x08 - The Copper Beeches
Sherlock Holmes 1x09 - The Greek Interpreter
Sherlock Holmes 1x10 - The Norwood Builder
Sherlock Holmes 1x11 - The Resident Patient
Sherlock Holmes 1x12 - The Red Headed League
Sherlock Holmes 1x13 - The Final Problem
Sherlock Holmes And The House Of Fear 1945
Sherlock Holmes And The Spider Woman 1944
Sherlock Holmes And The Voice Of Terror 1942
Sherlock Holmes Faces Death 1943
Sherlock Holmes Returns
Sherlock Holmes The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes The Scarlet Claw 1944
Sherlock Holmes in Washington 1943
Shes All That
Shes So Lovely
Shes out of control
Shes the One
Shield The 2x01 - The Quick Fix
Shield The 2x02 - Dead Soldiers
Shield The 2x03 - Partners
Shield The 2x04 - Carte Blanche
Shijushichinin No Shikaku (1994 aka 47 Ronin)
Shiki-Jitsu (Hideaki Anno 2000)
Shin Zatoichi monogatari (1963)
Shine (1996)
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD1
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD2
Shinning The
Ship of Fools CD1 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Ship of Fools CD2 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Shiryour gari
Shiver Of The Vampires The
Shocking Asia CD1
Shocking Asia CD2
Shogun 1980 Part 1
Shogun 1980 Part 2
Shogun 1980 Part 3
Shogun 1980 Part 4
Shogun 1980 Part 5 and 6
Shogun 1980 Part 7 and 8
Shogun 1980 Part 9 and 10
Shop Around The Corner The 1940
Short Circuit 2
Short Cuts CD1
Short Cuts CD2
Short Film About Killing A (1988)
Short Film About Love A (1988)
Short Film About Love A 1988
Shot In The Dark A
Show Me Love
Show Time
Shredder (Greg Huson 2003)
Shree 420
Shrek 2
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
Shuang tong (2002)
Shutter (2004)
Sib - The Apple
Sibiriada CD1
Sibiriada CD2
Sibling Rivalry
Siburay Bate Cafe
Sicilian The 1987 CD1
Sicilian The 1987 CD2
Siege The (1998)
Siegfried I
Siegfried II
Siegfried III
Silence of the Lambs The
Silencers The (Phil Karlson 1966)
Silent Trigger 1996
Silent Warnings
Silk Stockings
Silmido CD1
Silmido CD2
Silver City
Silver Hawk
Silver Streak 1976
Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park
Simon of the Desert
Simone CD1
Simone CD2
Simpsons 01x01 - Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire
Simpsons 01x02 - Bart The Genius
Simpsons 01x03 - Homers Odyssey
Simpsons 01x04 - Theres No Disgrace Like Home
Simpsons 01x05 - Bart the General
Simpsons 01x06 - Moaning Lisa
Simpsons 01x07 - The Call of the Simpsons
Simpsons 01x08 - The Telltale Head
Simpsons 01x09 - Life on the Fast Lane
Simpsons 01x10 - Homers Night Out
Simpsons 01x11 - The Crepes Of Wrath
Simpsons 01x12 - Krusty Gets Busted
Simpsons 01x13 - Some Enchanted Evening
Simpsons The
Simpsons The 05x01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet
Simpsons The 05x02 - Cape Feare
Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
Simpsons The 05x04 - Rosebud
Simpsons The 05x05 - Tree House Of Horror
Simpsons The 05x06 - Marge On The Lam
Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin 2003
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman
Sinnui yauman II
Sirens 1994
Sirocco 1951
Sissi 1955
Sister Act
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot
Slap Shot 2
Slaughterhouse Five
Sleeper 1973
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepwalkers 1992
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Smoking Room
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Sneakers 1992
Sniper 2
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
Snowfever (2004)
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Sol Goode
Solaris (Solyaris)
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldier CD1
Soldier CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Someone Special
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Son The
Song of the South
Sophies Choice
Sorority boys
Sose me
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Soul Plane
Soul Survivors
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spacehunter 1983
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
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Spawn (1997)
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spetters 1980
Spider-Man CD1
Spider-Man CD2
Spider (2002)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spoilers The
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Game
Spy Hard
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
Spygirl CD1
Spygirl CD2
Square Peg
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalag 17
Stalker 1979 CD1
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Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strada La
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Style Wars
Suicide Regimen
Sukces 2003
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swept Away
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)