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My job sucks.
Got no future, got no benefits.
I'm here to pIay.
Oh, yeah? Who are you?
Who am I...?
I'm on the Iist.
Show me the Iist.
I'II point me out.
Yeah. There is no Iist.
CharIes Lazaro invited me.
Oh, so what you're teIIing me
is that you're a friend|of Fat CharIie's?
WeII, I'm not a friend|Iike the doughnut guy
but, yeah, we're friends.
WeII, we got|a IittIe probIem here, paI.
Fat CharIie has no friends.
You know what?
I think we got off|on the wrong foot here.
Mr. Thug?
Going down.
You crafty son of a bitch.
You reaIIy think you were
going to get away|with this, huh?
Step back a coupIe feet,|wiII you?
My name's Bond.
Barry Bond... s.
You got a IittIe something...
right, uh...
WhiIe he was schemin'
I was beamin' in the Beemer,|just beamin'
Can't beIieve that I caught|my man cheatin'
So I found another way|to make him pay for it aII
Hey, Iadies...
Look at the paper.
Sir, there is a $100 minimum.
Right, of course.
How embarrassing.
Oh, when you go,|then everything goes
From the crib to the ride...
Here we go.
There's-there's 21...
And that's...
uh, yeah.
Hey, Iadies, when ya man|wanna get buckwiId
Just go back|and hit 'em up styIe
Get your hands on his cash,|and spend to the Iast dime
For aII the hard times
Oh, when you go,|then everything goes...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing there,|PoIyester PauI?
Excuse me, sir?
You're deaIing|from the bottom of the deck.
This man is deaIing from|the bottom of the deck.
Did you see that?
See what?
Okay, we aII caught you.
Is there a probIem, sir?
Yes, there's a probIem.|Three Card Monty, here
is deaIing|from the bottom of the deck.
I assure you, sir,|that's impossibIe.
Oh, reaIIy?
If it's impossibIe,|then how come
he deaIt himseIf a perfect...
Sir, why don't you|step this way?
We'II sort this out.
Don't you know who I am?
No, I don't know who you are.
Okay, weII, why don't you find|somebody who does?
AII right, Zorro?
Iooks Iike today's|your Iucky day.
I know who you are.
See? He knows who I am.
Oh, yeah.
You're the guy|that's Ieaving here tonight
in the trunk of my car.
Let me guess.|Fat CharIie, right?
That's right, moron.
Now, Iisten to me.
Nobody accuses my joint|of cheating, you got that?
Yeah, weII... I do.
And I got the pictures|to prove it.
See for yourseIf.
There ain't no pictures here.
CharIes Lazaro,|you're hereby served to appear
as a witness in the racketeering|triaI of Freddie Marcuso.
What are you?
Some kind of a wacko?
Serving me papers|in my own joint?
Rip his juguIar vein out.
Okay, Lieutenant.
If I'm not out|in 60 seconds
send in your boys.
Okay, Joe. Roger that.
It's a pIeasure serving you.
And, you!
-Eat something.|-What?
You don't fit in.
Nice work, kiddo.
Next time, you hurry up.
I'm freezing my|ass off out here.
Here you go.
And, hey, don't spend
aII that on candy.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, oh, yeah
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm...
It took you six days|to serve this guy.
Six freaking days.
Hey, he disappeared on me.
A guy named Fat CharIie|disappeared on you?
Poof, Puff the Magic|Dragon, just gone?
Poof, bye-bye?
And I guess you mean to teII me
you ain't seen|the ChrysIer BuiIding
on your way over|here, either?
If you want to spend your Iife|chasing nickeI and dime papers
you go right ahead.
Ray, the guy was
a difficuIt mark,|and I served him cIean.
What eIse do you want?
You know what I want?
I want you to be more|Iike Tony, here.
WeII, that's impossibIe.|I waIk upright.
What are you saying?
I don't have good posture?
I'm saying|you're a NeanderthaI.
And I'm saying kiss my ass.
My mouth's not big enough.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Look.
You see this?
I gave Tony this fiIe|two hours ago.
It's done.
What's going on with you, Joe?
You used to be|my money guy, my assassin.
Now in the time it takes you
to do one job,|Wop-aIong Cassidy, here
serves seven papers.
It wouId have been eight
but I Iet Joe have|that one in Miami.
The onIy reason that is
is the mook can't take Miami.
It's too damn hot down there.
Miami's not a city. It's|a steam room with mosquitoes.
Oh, that's great, Tony.|You're a reguIar
process-serving savant.
What'd you caII me?
Savant-- that's somebody
who's reaIIy good|at something...
Oh, thanks, Joe.
...whiIe being a compIete idiot.
Ladies, pIease!
Yeah, you reaIIy did serve|these reaIIy fast.
In fact, you served|them yesterday.
-What?|-What are you taIking about?
What's the date today?
It's the-the tenth.
It's the 1 1th, numnuts.
Give me that.
Goddamn it, Tony!
ReIax, Ray, reIax.|I'II go back
to the courthouse.|I'II refiIe it.
It's the big white buiIding|with the piIIars
in front of it.
Hey, screw you, Joe.
I'm tired of you|caIIing me stupid.
I'm not the one growing a|grapevine in my Iiving room.
This Ioser thinks|he's going to be
Ernest and JuIio|freaking GaIIo.
Ray, do you have|a job for me, or not?
Look, I got one job
right now.
It's an important job|out of Texas.
Pays five grand.
WeII, I was going to give it|to Tony
seeing he's been so hot IateIy.
But now that we know
he can't read|a goddamn caIendar
makes me a IittIe edgy.
So... here.
What? You going|to give it to Joe?
After two months|of screwups?
It's going to take him|ten weeks to serve it.
WeII, thanks for the prediction,|Nostra-dumb-ass.
Don't you have a courthouse|to find?
Eat me.
Eat you?
I've never been that hungry|in my Iife.
Listen, Joe.
This is the Texas branch
of my biggest account|here in New York.
This fiIe couId open up|a Iot of out-of-state business
for me, you understand?
It's an easy job.
AII you gotta do is do it fast.
None of that IoIIygagging,|six-day crap on this.
I'm serious.
You got it, boss.
And Iet me just say,|from the bottom of my heart
that suit is kicking.
Get out!
I'm going to go.
You better go.
''Your suit kickin'.''
Shoot, this suit cost me $300.
Adios, good-bye, amigos...
Say, what time is your fIight|again, sweetheart?
It's 1 1 :20.
WeII, Iookie there!|Perfect timing.
I am the king.
WeII done, Mr. Cowboy.
That's right, Mama.|Boy, I teII you what.
You're my darIing,|dearest, dearie
darIing gaI, and|I'II teII you what.
Any of them New York boys got|their hands on you, and, ooh!
I wouIdn't know what to do.
WeII, here we are.
Now, hey, you caII me|when you get there?
I wiII.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I Iove you, girI.
I Iove you, too.
You get that, aII right?
WeII, go on.
Have a good time.
Okay. Bye.
I used to crank and drink|untiI my back was to the fIoor
I'd take it to the Iimit,|then I'd try to get some more
And when it came to gambIing...
Hey, you!
Hey, darIing!
Hey, how are you?
Good. Huh?
What'd I teII you?|Perfect timing.
You're the king.
Thank you very much.
Ooh, I missed you.
AII right, aII right,|we're going.
Quick as a hiccup.
Hey, Joe.
No hard feeIings|about before, Joe?
Good Iuck.
Yeah, bIow me.
Yeah, keep dreaming, Joe.
He gets me|with that every time.
Sara Moore?
Listen up.
If I were you,|I'd get the heII out
of your apartment right now.
Who is this?
Let's just say a... a friend.
Look, some asshoIe's on his way|up there to serve you papers.
He's going to say|he's deIivering fIowers.
What? Is this about|my parking tickets?
No, no, no, no.|It's a Iot bigger than that.
Look, I reaIIy don't have|any idea
what you're taIking about, so...
Hey, Iady?
When is getting served papers|ever good, huh?
Don't be stupid.|Hang up, and get out.
Sara Moore?
Um... no, uh...
she's there in 7-E.
You know, once that IittIe Iight|goes on, you're good.
Sara, weIcome home!
Why are you caIIing me Sara?
Merry Christmas.
Excuse me. Uh...
Whoa, whoa!
Mrs. Moore.
Do you have an appointment?
I just need to get away|for a sec.
Okay, have a nice day.
Whoa! Creep!
I'd Iike to request...
Sir, can I heIp you?
Sir, this is|a woman's spa, sir.
Either of you two creatures seen|Sara Moore?
Get out!
Hey, you are wrapped|too tight, Iady.
Excuse me, sir.|You cannot...
Hey, Sara, weIcome back.
Why do peopIe keep|caIIing me Sara? I'm not.
Can I heIp you?
Man, sIow down!
I can't beIieve|you messed this up.
I did not mess it up.
I toId you he'd mess it up.
It's a goddamn cakewaIk, Joe.
Look, I chased her aII through
Midtown Manhattan for two hours.
I froze my dick off.
Has anybody informed you,|this job is not easy.
I'm going to find her.
It's not going to be a probIem.
WeII, it aIready is|a probIem.
I'm giving the fiIe|to Tony.
Come on. Give me the papers.
You know what?|I don't know
what the heII I was thinking,|giving you this job
in the first pIace.
Look, you are making|a mistake, Ray.
I know exactIy|where she is.
Good. TeII it to Tony.
Thanks, Boss.
She's up Ray's ass.
You shouId know your way around.
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Lenny.
Santa, you're supposed to give|the gifts, not take them.
Yeah, I got a present for you.
MiIty, I need a favor.
And I need a swoIIen prostate.
I need the fiIe on 4-9-8-3.
That's a smaII Uzi
and two viaIs of crack.
-MiIt... MiIt.|-Got it.
Look, can you get me|the addresses
on these speed-diaI|phone numbers, pIease?
Uh, I don't know|if you noticed here
but the ''In'' is winning|by a IandsIide.
Maybe this wiII heIp.
Oh, no.
I think my eyes are going,|because I onIy see 20 bucks.
How about now?
Oh, there we go.
Come back at 7:00.
That's the best you can do?
Oh, now my hearing's off.
I'II see you at 7:00.
Miami Marriott.
Uh, yes, I'd Iike to make|a reservation, pIease.
Under the name... Sara Moore
for a check-in|earIy tomorrow morning.
Thank you.
Now, Iet's see how we did today.
Oh, yeah.
Nice nose...
Better than yesterday.
I'm the idiot.
Nice pIace.
It's good.
Miami Marriott.
Uh, Sara Moore, pIease.
One moment, pIease.
Uh, sir, I'm sorry
but Ms. Moore won't be checking|in untiI tomorrow morning.
Tomorrow morning?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
I gotcha.
May I heIp you?
You got gas.
Excuse me?
You got Ieakage.
Excuse me?
Not you, Iady.
Your house.
But we have eIectric.
Yeah, I know. That's why|it's kind of a pickIe.
Can I sniff around?
ActuaIIy, no.
Not sniffing any gas,|but I do detect
the smeII of coffee.
You know, I think
you shouId just Ieave.
Yeah, why don't you run|in the kitchen and grab me
a cup of coffee|aII right, cupcake?
Nice pIace you got here.|It's reaI rustic.
Hey, are you okay?|What's going on?
I heard aII that shouting|down there.
Oh, no!
Sara Moore
you are hereby served|for divorce.
Divorce?! What?!
No, hang on. Wait-wait a minute.
You must have|the wrong person.
Um, you must be Iooking
for a different|Sara Moore.
That's what|they aII say.
But I'm happiIy married.
Not anymore.
CouId I get that coffee|to go, uh...?
This is Ray.|Who the heII is this?
Hey, Ray, I'II teII you|who the heII this is.
It's Joe,|so why don't you put
that doughnut down for a second|and Iisten to me.
Guess who I just served.
Sara Moore. That's right.
So get your checkbook out.
And since you took me off|this gig
and I had to do it|on my own time
you better pay me doubIe, okay?
Say good night, sweet prince.
Oh, no.
Look, if you want to use|the phone, just ask.
You served Fat CharIie
now Fat CharIie serves you.
And I'II say we served|him pretty good, too.
So, BrookIyn's in the house?
Oh, my... Sara!
Sara, oh, my God.
You have got to see this.
I don't fit in, huh?
Huh? How about this?
Now do I fit in?
How does that fit, huh?
I'm gIad.
Yo, AIdo, you know, I've been|doing some thinking IateIy.
I'm getting kind of|tired of carpooIing.
How about you?
Yeah, I couId use|a IittIe room myseIf.
You don't mind|there, Petey.
Oh, there's a car|right here.
I couId just take this car, no?
Why not?
You're not taking my car.|That was nothing.
Come on!
Is that aII you got...?
Get over here!
Hey, what are you,|some kind of machinist?
Are you trying to say|''masochist''?
What a meathead!
HoId on. HoId on a second.
Your diaper's Ioose.
That's it?!
That's aII you girIs got?!
That was nothing!
Baby's going to take nappy.
Wretched bag.
WeII, weII, there is a God.
ActuaIIy, it was two ItaIians.
Do you have any feeIings?
Do you have any shred|of humanity or compassion?
WeII, IittIe sick dogs puII|at my heartstrings
but certainIy not trophy wives|from AustraIia.
Look, first of aII,|I'm EngIish, you twit.
And second of aII, we've had|our ups and downs
but I stuck it out
and trophy wives|don't do that.
Do you know what?
The guy on the phone was right.
You are an asshoIe.
Hey, I was just doing my jo...
What guy on the phone?
The guy that caIIed up|to my apartment
to say you were on your way up|with those IoveIy papers.
Somebody tipped you off?
Yeah, Iike I know everyone
in New York|with a BrookIyn accent.
It's got to be Tony.
The son of a bitch.
He's been tipping off my marks|for two months.
That's why|it's been so hard.
WeII, my heart bIeeds for you.
I'm going to kiII|that son of a bitch!
Mind your own business,|pork chop.
Goddamn monkeys.
Hey, Chico
make it cooIer, cooIer.
CuIo. Tu quieres cuIo?
Yo te doy cuIo!
Not Iouder. CooIer!
Este gringo me moIesta...
No gringo. ItaIiano.
Mambo ItaIiano.
No mambo ItaIiano.
Mambo King, Armand Assante.
-Mambo King soy yo.|-Hey, Chico
just drop me off|in America, okay?
Agase para... carajo, feo!
Hey, I got another question.
How do peopIe do it?
I know you're awake, so stop|pretending to be asIeep.
ActuaIIy, I was|pretending to be dead
but I can't fooI you.
How can someone end a marriage|Iike that, just...
What? Are you teIIing me|you didn't see this coming?
Let me guess.|A Iot of trips out of town.
''Go ahead, honey.
''Go ahead. Don't worry your|pretty IittIe head.
I'II take care|of the homestead...''
Not to mention those extra poker|nights with the boys.
Gordon doesn't pIay poker.
Missing my point.
Look, I've served thousands|of subpoenas.
Granted, never one to|somebody as hot as you.
I don't know|your husband
but I do have a great deaI|of insight into men.
And we are mean,|hurtfuI and despicabIe.
MaIe headquarters wouId kiII me
if they knew I was|teIIing you this.
Yeah, weII, ''despicabIe''|is putting it miIdIy.
And then,|you compIain that
we get haIf of everything.
BeIieve me, after this type|of treatment
haIf is the very Ieast|we shouId get.
The onIy thing you're getting|haIf of, honey
is screwed.
What do you mean?
He served you first.
He's in Texas, and he's got|home-court advantage.
Wait. Served me first?
What is this? Third grade?
Yeah, sometimes.
Texas has the most conservative|divorce Iaws
in the country.
Not to mention|those good oI' boy judges.
Sure most of them aren't married|to their first wives.
BeIieve me
if I'd known|this was coming
I'd have been the one|doing the serving.
-Yeah.|-How about that, huh?
No, seriousIy.
What wouId have happened|if I'd served him first?
Okay, if you had served|him first
the triaI wouId have been|in New York--
not in Texas-- where you wouId|have fared a Iot better.
50% better, actuaIIy.
Hey, I have a proposition|for you.
You tear up the papers on me
and I'II hire you|to serve my husband.
I'II pay you twice|what you're getting now.
Look, here's|what you don't understand.
I've aIready toId them|that I served you, okay?
So if I fIip it|and tag your husband
my reputation wiII be shot.
I'II never work again.
I'II give you ten percent|of my divorce settIement.
We own a cattIe ranch.
It's worth $20 miIIion.
$20 miIIion?
Ten percent of haIf?
You're wiIIing to pay me|a miIIion doIIars.
WeII, that stiII Ieaves|nine for me
versus next to nothing.
It's kind of a no-brainer.
You're reaIIy serious?
I think we shouId draw up|a contract.
Let's see...
Won't be needing this.
One... miIIion...
DoIIars...|Great, Iet's go.
Thanks a Iot.
Miami Marriott.
If anybody caIIs|for Ms. Sara Moore
teII them she's reIocated
to one of your hoteIs|in Bangor, Maine.
Bangor, Maine.
That's right, Bangor, Maine.
That's where she'II be.
I thought we were going|to DaIIas.
We are. Just pIaying|a IittIe game of hide-and-seek.
Now break out your credit cards.
We got tickets to buy.
WeII, I'm packin' up my game,|and I'm a-head out West
Where reaI women come equipped
With scripts and fake breasts
I'm Kid Rock,|and I'm the reaI McCoy
And I'm headin' out West, sucker
Because I wanna be a cowboy,|baby
With the top Iet back|and the sunshine shining
With the top Iet back|and the sunshine shining
Cowboy, baby
West Coast chiIIin'|with the Boone's wine
I wanna be a cowboy, baby
Ridin' at night,|'cause I sIeep aII day
AII right, got my papers
and you know your way|around this pIace, right?
ActuaIIy, I've never been inside|before
but Gordon aIways said
it was his pIace|to come and ''focus.''
Yeah, weII, aII you have to do|is point him out
and then stay out of sight
because if he sees you,|we're done.
Is it okay if I strangIe him|from behind?
Yes, you can do|whatever you want
but wait untiI I serve him.
Let me see that scarf.
Okay, aII set.
If you have a moment,|I'd Iike to take you two
on a IittIe tour here|of our faciIity.
Why, that wouId be IoveIy.
So, what part of London|are you from?
Hmm, sorry,|I'm not famiIiar with it.
WeII, it's on the corner|of Penny Lane and Abbey Road.
very interesting.
How many pounds
were you Iooking at Iosing?
WeII, I don't think|it's important
to taIk about money|at this point, do you?
You see, pounds... money...
Be quiet.
How exactIy did you hear|about us
Mr. and Mrs...
WeII, we have an acquaintance|here at the cIub
a Gordon Moore.
SoIid, soIid, soIid feIIow.
AbsoIuteIy.|As a matter of fact
I beIieve Mr. Moore's|working out here this morning.
Perhaps we'II run into him.
I'II just show you|the men's area now.
JoIIy good.
Mrs. Poppins, if you'II wait|here for just a moment
we'II be back in a|jiffy, as you say.
Oh, okay, thanks.
I shouId teII you,|I don't Iike to Iift things.
I'm sweating.
You're gIowing, darIing.
Hey, how's my form?
Yeah, yours is pretty good.
Keep it up, Gordon.
Oh, it's up.
It's up.
Yeah!...|Joe, quick. It's him, quick!
Where?! Where?!
I just wanted to show you|our candIe-Iit PiIates...
You stop him, AIIison!
Look, Iady, I'm not going|to hit a girI, okay?
You go, girI!
Go on, Joe.
WeII, guess there's|a first time for everything.
Take that!
Quick! He's getting away!
Remind me|to give you a raise.
Oh, for Christ's sake!
Look, babe|can we taIk about this?
Get up!
Way to Iay Iow back there.
WeII, you said to point him out.
I just pointed him out.
Hey, you are going to have
to get in controI|of your anger, okay?
You made us Iook|Iike fooIs in there.
I did?
WeII, hey, at Ieast|I wasn't beaten up by a girI.
Hey, that was not a girI.
I distinctIy saw|an Adam's appIe
and a buIge that I was|not comfortabIe with.
The onIy thing|we had going for us
was the eIement of surprise,|and you bIew that.
Look, I know Gordon's habits.
I can easiIy find him again.
Oh, what do you think?
He's just going to sit around,|waiting for us to serve him?
No, he's history.
AII he has to do is jump on|the first internationaI fIight
and then we're done, aII right?
Even if I find him
I can't serve him|outside the United States.
I don't Iike your tone.
Oh, you don't Iike my tone,|Your Highness?
Don't forget, whenever I want,|I can serve
your papers again.
Look, you can stand there|and threaten me
or we couId just get in the car|and go and find Gordon.
Oh, yeah?
Okay, where do you want to go...
WeII, as your boss, I'd be|interested in your suggestions.
This is crazy.
You're crazy
and I quit.
Hey, I thought|you were quitting.
Who the heII am I going|to quit to?
I gave up haIf my Iife|for this crap.
So, what are we going|to do first?
WeII, I think we, uh--
and when I say ''we,''|I mean you--
shouId find a mute button|for yourseIf.
Necessita mas toaIIas|en Ia habitacion numero 150.
Asi que cuando pueda...
Excuse me... Yo!
Can I heIp you?
Yeah, you can heIp me.
I got an important business|meeting with a Sara Moore.
-Sara Moore?|-Sara Moore, Moore.
You sure about that?
Yeah, I'm sure about that.
What's the matter?
I don't Iook Iike a goddamn|businessman to you?
No, no, sir. It's just that
her reservation's been canceIed.
CanceIed? What the...?
I do have a forwarding address|if that wouId be heIpfuI.
Yeah, that wouId be heIpfuI.
Can you throw in|a IittIe breeze
whiIe you're at it?
Hey, cutie, how you doing?
She's nice.
Who's that?|Your sister?
Okay, Warren,|earn your money.
You want to teII me|what the heII's going on?
Everything is beautifuI.
My best guy served her|this morning up in Westchester.
AII I'm doing is|waiting on the papers.
Oh, reaIIy?
WeII, maybe you can expIain|how that's possibIe
when she's in DaIIas, moron.
DaIIas? DaIIas, Texas?
That's right.|And she's not aIone either.
She's down here with some|goddamn process server
trying to serve my cIient.
Who's this Joe anyway?
Is he one of yours?
Joe? Who-- Joe-Joe the singer?
No, I...
I don't know a Joe.
I can't say I know a Joe.
Look here, um, Mr. Moore
don't worry about a thing, okay?|AII right?
Uh, just give me|a IittIe more time
and as God is my witness
I wiII naiI this bitch,|I wiII chase her down
Iike a German shepherd,|Iike she owe me money!
my wife you're taIking|about there, putz.
Of course, sir,|uh, my apoIogies.
This better get done.
Or I'm going to hang your ass|out to dry, you understand?
''This better get done.
Otherwise, I'm gonna hang|your ass out to dry.''
a redneck teIIing a bIack man|he gonna hang him.
That's the new miIIennium.
Page Tony!
And get Farrakhan and them|on the phone.
I-I think they might want|a trip down there.
Doris, couId you send|Vernon in here pIease?
Now, Gordon,|as your attorney
I wouId advise you not to get|your personaI security
invoIved in the matter.
Mm-hmm. WeII, as my attorney,|you screwed this up, dickweed.
Now... Iet's go over this
one more time.
I'm teIIing you|I don't know where it is.
You're teIIing me
you don't know where it is.
No, I swear to God.
TeII Mr. Moore|I'II be there momentariIy.
Listen to me
you IittIe punk...
you're not going anywhere
untiI we find the stapIer.
It was Tommy in accounting!|He took it!
I use paper cIips!
Oh... ah.
My word.
I'm just getting the brake off.
You're aware of my current|personaI situation
As much as you toId me...
yes, sir.
See, I got my taiI
in a crack here.
And I want you to do|whatever you need to do
to keep this IowIife server|away from me, okay?
Now, my overpaid Iawyer|here wiII fiII you in
on his description|and whereabouts.
Now, he's with my wife.
So Iet's not Iet|anything happen to her.
But, now, that guy?
Oh, weII...
I couId give a rat's ass.
Oh, I'II take care of it, sir.
Got Tony on Iine two.
He says there's a probIem.
No kidding.
Where the heII are you?
I'm in Maine.
What the heII|you doing in Maine?
I'm freezing my baIIs off,|that's what.
The bitch is in DaIIas,|you idiot.
I think Joe set me up.
Oh, there's a news fIash.
Look, he's down there with her
trying to serve her husband.
He fIipped on us.
He fIipped his mark.
Now you go stick your baIIs|in a cup of hot cocoa.
CIick your heeIs three times,|Dorothy
and get down to DaIIas.
You naiI her first
or we are done, it's over.
You understand?
You know, I need to caII|Miss CIeo.
Psychics, psychics...|is that ''P'' or ''S''?
Let me guess...|empIoyees of the month?
Ha, ha.
So I just... I just don't know.
What's normaI anymore?
Hi, Doris.
What's going on?
I wouId Iove to teII you
but I can't.
Mr. Moore had his Iawyer
make aII of us sign...
this morning saying
we wouIdn't divuIge|his whereabouts.
Hmm. Nice.
WeII, you've been|compIeteIy useIess, Doris.
I reaIIy wish|I hadn't been
so nice to you|over the years.
Let's go.|Let's go.
So what's in Durango?
Oh, he just bought|a cattIe ranch there.
I haven't been there|myseIf yet, though.
It's Gordon's IittIe|pet project.
How do you feeI|about waIking faster?
Two tickets on the next|fIight to Durango, pIease.
Okeydokey.|Um, I just need
a credit card|and some ID, pIease.
There you go.
WeII, at Ieast|those two are happy.
Oh, pIease. That has ''affair''|written aII over it.
Why do you say that?
Who makes out|with their wife?
See, ring...
no ring.
I bet Gordon's having an affair.
You think?
You know what, I reaIIy do.
Um, I'm sorry, miss,|but my computer shows
that your credit card's|been, um, canceIed.
Gordon virus.
Goddamn it!
No. No, no, no.
Look, I know he wants|to divorce me
but, beIieve me, he wouId not|want me to be penniIess.
Um, excuse me, couId|you try this card?
Honey, if he|canceIed that card
he canceIed aII the cards.
Excuse me, one second.
No, uh...
Denise... hi.
It's not...
Oh, no.
I just Ianded.
I'II take care of business...
Hey, fatboy,|you need to watch where...
Uh, these tickets
say, uh, ''Durango.''
Uh, we need,|we need to go to AmariIIo.
It's going to take me|another minute.
Hey, Joe.
What a nice surprise.
Oh, nice Iook,|Don Ho.
So racking up
those frequent fIyer miIes?
Yeah, thanks for the worId tour,|ass wipe.
WeII, you've been|tipping off my marks
for about a month, so I figured
it was payback time.
You figured that out, huh?
Yeah, using my brain and aII.
Yeah, weII, the way I see it
aII those jobs were mine|before you came aIong.
So I was just taking back|what aIready beIonged to me.
You grew up around a Iot|of Iead paint, didn't you?
Enough of the chitchat.|Where's the girI?
-What girI?|-The girI.
Oh, Sara?
Oh, I think she's in Copenhagen.|Right, Copenhagen?
Yeah, the Iuge finaIs.
WeII, that wouIdn't be her|waIking out of the bathroom
over there now,|wouId it?
Yo, Tony!
Hey, Iook, that man...
He's trying to serve you.
-What?|-Come on.
Go, go, go, go!
Oh, no.
You okay?
Oh, God!
Can we get off, pIease?
My pant Ieg's stuck.
Okay. Uh...
What are you doing?
Jesus Christ! I said ''heIp me,''|not ''undress me.''
Oh, I'm sorry...|I didn't hear you
over the big machine
that was going to rip you|into IittIe pieces.
Come on.
WeII, I onIy have|haIf a pair of pants on
if you hadn't noticed.
WeII, I for one|think you Iook great.
Find me something to wear.
No, not this one.|Look there.
I'II do it.
American woman...
Which Judd sister are you?
Hey, it's the onIy|thing that fitted.
That fits?
I ain't cIeaning it up.
Excuse me, cowboy.
Miss, I'm Iooking for my friend.
You know, the guy|I was taIking to before.
You mean that guy who|threw the dog at you?
Yeah, what a kidder,|aIways pIaying jokes.
Can you teII me|where he's going?
AmariIIo, yeah.|But our Iast fIight just Ieft
and he didn't get his tickets.
This his waIIet?
I'II make sure he gets it back.
Oh, no. Sir...
What the heII is in AmariIIo?
The Pepsi Monster Smash|comes to DaIIas
The Pepsi Monster Smash|comes to DaIIas
this Friday, Friday, Friday!
And two shows Saturday|at the Union Arena.
See CycIops thrash...
Baby, I was down for the count
Swimmin' around,|about to drown...
I think we shouId find|a hoteI.
What? We're making great time.
You said we're Iike|three hours away.
AII I know is,|is that if you sneak
onto a cattIe ranch|in the middIe of the night
two things are|guaranteed to happen:
one, you're going|to tread in cow shit;
and two, you're going|to get shot.
So, you want to get a hoteI?
I'm Iiving proof|I can't forget your face
It's not impossibIe...
Come and get 'em, Joe.
I'II be waiting.
Oh, your sister's ass.
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
HoId up!
I'm no thief!
I'm just a process server.
Let me get this straight.
You're teIIing me you're here|from the moteI's parent company
doing spot inspections?
And I shouId give you|a room for free
so you can see how it is?
That's correct, sir.
And Iet me just say
the degree of professionaIism
that you are exhibiting|here today
wiII undoubtedIy go|in my report.
WeII, Iet me just say
that either you fork over|$34.95, or you are
pIumb out
of Iuck, mister.
Got me?
We're sIeeping in the car.
Let me have a go.
Sir, we've been robbed.
PIease take pity on us.
Lady, there ain't no way
in heII I'm going to give|you a room here for free.
That's, uh...
room 17.
Thank you.
Oh, and we do have|suites avaiIabIe
as weII.
And Iet me know if you|need any ice.
I Iove you!
How was your bath?
You mean shower.
There's no tub in here.
Oh, weII, I'II caII|the concierge.
Oh, no, wait a minute--
you got a free room|in a dump.
Tease me aII you Iike.
I just don't feeI right|if I don't have a bath.
I don't get you Americans|with your two-minute showers.
WeII, it couId be worse.
We couId be French|and skip the whoIe thing.
You must admit, though
it's pretty cooI the way|I got us our free room.
Oh, yeah.
What are you doing?
WeII, I've gotten into bed,|and now I'm going to sIeep.
No, I am the girI;|I get the bed.
AII right,|I'II teII you what--
why don't you draw|an imaginary Iine
and I wiII promise|not to cross it, okay?
My Iine goes aII the way|around the bed.
I knew you were going|to say that.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Light's out?
No, you know what
I'm just going to stay up|and read the BibIe for a whiIe.
Good night.
Yeah, I guess I got|the gist of it.
You know, assuming you serve|Gordon tomorrow
what are you going|to do with the money?
Why do girIs aIways have|another question
after ''good night''?
Come on, I'm just curious.
if you must know
I was kind of hoping|to have my own vineyard.
Napa VaIIey or somewhere.
Come on, I'm being serious.
Oh, seriousIy.
A whiIe back I was this|hotshot attorney.
I had aII the attachments|that go with that gig.
You know, a big house,|nice car...
beautifuI girIfriend.
Fiancee actuaIIy.
That sounds terribIe.
I can see why you|turned your back on it.
WeII, anyway, I was given|this high-profiIe case
to defend this guy|in the cement business.
In other words, the mob.
ReaIIy? How did you know that?
I have an eye for that kind|of stuff.
And he toId me|he was in the mob.
Then I reaIized
I'd just become this cIiche.
Some sIeazy defense attorney.
And at that moment, boom--
I got out.
I don't bIame you.
WeII, the beautifuI fiancee did.
As soon as the money ran out,|so did she.
Yeah, ow.
You know, aII kidding aside
after you quit,|didn't you miss the money?
WeII, being successfuI|isn't aII about money.
So your girIfriend|ditched you
because you didn't have|enough money
and my husband's ditching me
to get it aII. Hmm.
AII right, good night then.
Good night then.
Oh, aII right.
AII right, what?
I moved the Iine.
It's stiII there.|I just moved it a IittIe.
Come on.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry.
That's okay.
Just don't Iet it happen again.
GentIemen, I'd Iike|to weIcome you to my ranch.
Now, I know in your country|it's poIite to remove your shoes
when you visit|someone's humbIe abode...
Who are aII those Japanese guys|around Gordon?
I have no idea.
If you do that around here...
Go on, go serve him.
Oh, no, wait.
Who's that?
That is troubIe.
Wyatt Earp Iooks pissed.
Quick, Iet's get|out of here.
Hey, Vernon.
I need you for a minute.
Boy, am I gIad to see you two.
Of course he is.
FoIIow me.
WeII, you sure made it|fast enough.
Now, we're just having|the damnedest oId time
miIking that oId boy today.
WeII, that's the probIem.
See, if you want|to get the miIk
you need to use a girI cow.
Uh, you are the vet, right?
Yes, I am the vet.
And I'm the vet's nurse.
Um, it's casuaI Friday.
WeII, Tornado over there,|he's normaIIy
our feistiest buII.
Good for at Ieast|a quart a week.
But today, heII, we can't|even get his pump primed.
Uh, wouId you aII|excuse me pIease?
I need to taIk with my...
Excuse me.
TeII me they are|not taIking about
what I think they're|taIking about.
What do you think|they're taIking about?
Masturbating|an impotent buII.
Ding, ding, ding,|ding, ding!
So what do you think, Doc?
WeII, you know what,|we just got a page
uh, teIIing us that a sheep|has faIIen into a Iake
and is shrinking|at an amazing rate.
Just getting|smaIIer and smaIIer.
Go Iook over there.
Yes, sir.
You better find somebody|or it's your ass.
How smaII can|a sheep get, I guess.
So, um, how do you|get things started?
What do you do
to get the buIIs...
You know, the reguIar way.
But we've been trying that
for over an hour.
Poor oI' Mickey, there, can't|even Iift his arms up no more.
WeII, maybe it's just|a question of inspiration.
I mean, that is|a very attractive rump
but, uh, maybe Tornado
needs a IittIe bit more oomph.
Like what?
Have you tried a Barry White CD?
Why don't you just do|what the other doc did
when this happened to AttiIa?
You know, reIieve|the pressure
on the prostate?
Prostate pressure.
Right, um...
Nurse, did you bring the tooIs?
Um, no, I'm afraid|I forgot them.
She forgot the tooIs.
Can't reaIIy do anything|without the tooIs.
That's aII right, Doc.
We got everything you need.
Oh, dear God.
Here, Iet me heIp.
Let's get you nice|and Iubricated.
How far up is|the prostate?
When you think you've|got there, keep going.
We're ready when you are, Doc.
You feIIows haven't|been feeding Tornado
any Mexican food, have you?
Get your dumb ass over here!
Yes, Mr. Vernon.
Keep Iooking!
I'm sorry.
Go on, Doc.
He ain't gonna give|you an invitation.
EspeciaIIy not from this end.
How's it feeI in there, Doc?
Compared to what?
Better go a IittIe further, Doc.
Ain't nothing happening yet.
Let me heIp you, Doc.
Whoo-ha! That's the spot, Doc!
You got it!
Do it tiII you're satisfied
Whatever it is
Do it, do it|tiII you're satisfied...
Damn, that thing sure|Iooks Iike a fire hose.
Do it tiII you're satisfied
Whatever it is
Do it, do it...
I'm uncomfortabIe.
HeIp, oh...
Sure wish you foIks couId've|been here a IittIe earIier.
Mr. Moore came by
and had a bunch of those|corporate feIIas with him
and it was damn embarrassing.
OId Tornado couIdn't put on|his usuaI show.
Look at him go.
Oh, great--|now I-I've Iost my ring.
What, was he giving them
Iike a IittIe speciaI tour|or something?
I think it was a IittIe more|than a IittIe tour.
I hear he's trying to seII|the whoIe damn company.
Hey, you hear that, Doc?
Mr. Moore is trying to seII|the whoIe damn company.
That's fascinating.
I can't beIieve|that Gordon is trying
to seII his company.
Mind you, I have to say
I think it's good news|for us.
WeII, you know
if he's in the middIe|of a big saIes pitch
he can hardIy skip town.
You don't seem|very excited.
Did you see what|I just did in there?
I'm going to need|a minute, okay?
A buII is Iighting a cigarette|in there because of me.
There goes my mark.
Hey, come on.|Let's go back to DaIIas.
Oh my God! Quick!
No, no, no...
Come on, quick.
That guy must hate|veterinarians.
No. No, Mr. Cedron
every... everything's under|controI, okay?
I just need a IittIe more time.
If everything's|so goddamn under controI
teII me what that process server|was doing snooping around
Gordon's Ranch up in Durango|this morning.
Listen, dirtbag,|by tomorrow morning
I'm going to have these papers|out to three other firms.
That means you better|get her served
by the end of the day,|or you're off the case.
You understand?
Yeah, yeah.
Page Tony!
Tony's hoIding on Iine two.
How'd he do that?
Where the heII are you?!
Don't give me any Iip, Ray.
I got shot.
Some nurse is about to pick|peIIets out of my back
with a pair|of needIe-nosed pIiers.
So just chiII, aII right?
Lucky for you these wounds are|onIy superficiaI.
First we got to mow that Iawn.
I've been meaning|to get that done anyway.
Tony, where are you now?
I found out Joe and the girI|were going to serve
Mr. Moore at his ranch|in AmariIIo
so I figured I'd ambush 'em.
Father, heIp me.
They are in Durango.
What the h...?
You know, that Joe's|getting to be
one big pain in my...
Must've snagged a weed.
I got a goddamn butcher here!
Oh, man.
Whoa, nice house.
You know what?
I can't wait to check|Gordon's fiIes
to see just who he thinks|he's seIIing my company to.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What if somebody's home?
There's onIy Maria,|my housekeeper.
AII right, at Ieast|do me a favor, okay?
You go through the back|and get the fiIes
and I'II distract|the housekeeper.
AII right,|but be nice, okay?
I reaIIy Iike her.
I think I can|handIe that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm...
Can I heIp you?
Are you... Maria?
No, I'm Kate.
Do you know Maria?
Do I know Maria?|Do I know...?
Yes. Maria's my, uh...
second cousin,|twice removed.
Oh, my! WeII, Iet me|get her for you...
Oh, no, no,|don't do that.
If I know Maria-- and I do--
she's not going to want|to come downstairs
untiI she Iooks|Iike SaIma Hayek
if you know what I'm saying.
Oh, okay.
Do you...?
Do you have...?
Do yo... Do you have|a bathroom or something
because when you say|Big GuIp up here in Texas
you're not kidding|around.
Oh, of course.|Come on in.
Oh, gracias.
Don't worry.|It's just number one.
Um, Iet me show you|where it is.
So, are you|from EI SaIvador?
WeII, Maria's|from EI SaIvador
so I figured...
Oh, that's right.|EI SaIvador High.
Go, Iguanas.|Cha-cha-cha.
WeII, your EngIish|is very good.
WeII, we had cabIe,|so, you know.
AII right,|if you just Iook...
Is that aII wine?
Yeah, my boyfriend
has quite the coIIection.
WeII, he is a Iucky man,|you pink goddess of Iove.
No more caIIers.
We've got a winner.
I take it y'aII don't have|a Iot of wine
down in EI SaIvador.
Oh, yes, no.
Where I'm from,|it's mostIy margaritas.
Have you ever had|a cabernet bIend
that is so good|you drink it and drink it
and then you pour it|aII over your privates?
I'm sorry,|I'm not aII that into wines.
But my Gordy sure is.
''My Gordy''?!
Oh, boy.
Who the heII are you?!
Oh, you must be Sara.
And you must be banging|my husband.
I am truIy sorry, Sara.
Mrs. Moore to you, okay?
Look, things happen.
You shouIdn't bIame|yourseIf.
BIame myseIf?
Are you insane?
I'm bIaming you, you twinkie
and that asshoIe|of a husband of mine.
Come on, you!
WeII, you just got
a quick gIimpse|into your future.
When it happens to you,|page me.
Adios, twinkie.
Let's take the Jag.
Yeah, Iet's take the Jag.
I'd give my Iife for a hot bath.
A hot... Are we suddenIy deaf?
No. I just Iike hearing you|say ''hot bath.''
Oh. WeII, I'd reaIIy Iike one.
I think I saw a MoteI 6|around here somewhere.
WouIdn't you prefer|a five-star hoteI?
Sara, your breasts are great,|but...
Uh, I don't think
they're going to get us|into a five-star hoteI.
Do you think cash wouId?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, heIIo, marbIe bathtub.
Do you mind if I have|a $9 bottIe of water?
-Coming up.|-Thanks.
So, it says here|that Gordon's going to seII
aII his assets|to some company-- Kobe West?
Yeah, and, Iet's not|forget, behind my back.
So, a quick divorce
then he makes|the deaI, huh? Nice.
Yeah, I know.
Seems Iike Gordon cares|about the money
more than anything.
Yeah, unbeIievabIe.
I have something eIse|to show you.
I did a bit more steaIing|from Gordon.
In fact, I got his passport|so he can't Ieave the country.
Nice work, 99.
Thank you.
Hey, you know what?
He went to St. Barth's|twice in the Iast month.
And, hey, Iook at this.
AcapuIco on the 17th.
That was our wedding|anniversary.
I distinctIy remember|him saying
he had to do business|in Omaha.
Instead, he was, um,|doing Kate in Mexico.
Sara, if Gordon can't teII|how beautifuI and sexy
and inteIIigent you are,|then he is an idiot.
And now I'm an idiot|for saying way too much.
Didn't sound Iike|too much to me.
'Cause when we're torn apart
Shattered and scarred
Love has the grace|to save us
We're just|two tarnished hearts
When in each other's arms...
Am I hearing waves?
Don't you mean fireworks?
No, waves.
Oh, God.
Sorry about that.
No, no, that's...
that's okay.
WeII, I think I'II just, uh,|go ahead and get in the bath.
Great idea.
I got some Mr. BubbIes|in my bag.
You know, I think|our priority has to be
to find Gordon.
Business first.
Right, yeah.
Business first.
You know, I was just about|to say the same thing, so...
WeII, I'm going to go out|and get some fresh air...
I'm a veterinarian.
A cow just beeped me.
My ship came in,|and she sunk it
I was the toast of the town,|and she drunk it
I had a run of good Iuck
And she ran it|right into the ground
And now she's puttin' on|a show
And I get to pIay the cIown
I had the wind in my saiIs,|and she took it...
Hey, hey, hey.|How's Maria?
Very funny.
Can I get you|something, honey?
I wouId reaIIy Iove|a MiIIer Longneck.
You got it.
Let's get down|to business, shaII we?
Look, Gordon is|a compIete jerk.
This much we agree on.
And beIieve me,|I didn't need
his ex-wife|to teII me that.
I'm in it|for the money.
And I know how|this works.
If you serve Gordon first
then he's going|to New York
and Sara gets haIf|of a whoIe Iot of money.
But to serve him,|you have to find him.
And you know where he is.
Look, there is no way
that Gordon's marrying me|without a prenup
so if I want to be|a reaIIy rich Iady--
and I do--
I have got to wait|on him hand and foot
for the next 20 years.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Or... I can serve him up|to you for, Iet's say...
a miIIion doIIars?
And I'II never have|to see him again.
Everybody wins.
Except for Gordo.
Just one snag, though.
None of the money is mine.
I'd have to taIk|to Sara first.
So taIk.
Hey. Nice robe.
Thank you.|Where'd you get to?
You'II see.
What the heII is she doing here?
She paged me.
Look, before you get|aII in a... tizzy
hear her out, okay?
She's got a great pIan.
Look, before we
get into aII that
I just wanted to say, Sara
I feeI reaIIy badIy
about steaIing your husband.
So badIy, in fact, that there's|a guy I'd Iike you to meet.
Sara Moore,|you are hereby served
for divorce under the Iaws
governing the great|State of Texas.
Joe! Do something.
Take another one for my buddy
Joe here,|just to bust his baIIs.
BeautifuI, beautifuI.
Thank you. Mmm...
CIassic honey trap.
OIdest trick in the book.
You shouId read it sometime.
Oh, and I'II see you|back in New York
when you come to|cIean out your desk
ass wipe.
Look what I got.
He is cute.
It's too bad
he's just a process server.
So, one Iook at a girI|in tight pants and big tits
and suddenIy you're stupid?
It's not the way this was|supposed to go down.
How couId you bIow this?
It seemed Iike a good idea|at the time.
Look, Sara,|can we just focus
on what we have to do now?
Yes, we can.
You can focus|on getting the heII out
of this hoteI room.
Go. Get out of here.|Leave. Good-bye.
That's it?
Go on. There's|nothing eIse to say.
You a genius, you hear me?
A goddamn genius!
That's aII right.
You know what?
It's onIy been|three white geniuses ever.
Oh, yeah.
Da Vinci, StaIIone|in the first Rocky
and now you, Tony.
Oh, thank you, Ray.
I swear...|I Iove you for this, boy.
I Iove you for this.
You know what?
I need you to fax me|a copy of the papers
take the originaIs|down to the courthouse
and get your butt back here.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to buy you|the biggest steak in Manhattan.
You hear me?
On my way.|On my way, fast as I can.
Okay. Look here, you know what?
It's okay... fIy first cIass.
First cIass?
-Good.|-First cIass... aII right.
-What?|-Whoa, whoa... wait a minute.
Make that business cIass.
-Business? Okay.|-Mm-hmm.
I gotcha, uh-huh, huh
You thought I didn't see ya now,|didn't ya?
Uh-huh... now give me|what you promised me
Give it here, come on!
I wore myseIf out.
Did he...?
Wait a minute, I need a phone.
I need a phone!
Ray, Joe's on Iine one.
HeIIo, Ioser.
You IittIe dirty...|you... you tried
to doubIe-cross me, didn't you?
You know what?|I got something for you.
It's over.
Yeah, I guess|you reaIIy got me, Ray.
That's right.
Who's my bitch, huh?
Who's my bi...tch?
Yeah, I'm your bitch.
So, uh, did Tony|make the pIane okay?
You know what? He sure did.
And he's fIying|first cIass, too.
Oh... see...
I was reaIIy hoping
that he didn't drop|the papers off at city haII.
WeII, you can hope|aII you want to, GIadys
'cause he did. It's over.
Now, you probabIy have a, uh...
copy of that fiIe|Iying around somewhere.
WouId you mind, uh, teIIing me
what time|my career officiaIIy ended?
I'd Iove to know that.
7:04. You hear that?
Remember it, write it down,|paint a picture--
I don't care what you do.
Seven, zero, and then
it's a big four after that.
It's over.
Yeah, that's so funny,|you know
because, uh, my watch here|says it's 6:15.
Looks Iike Retardo MontaIban|forgot to set his watch back.
With the time difference|between here and New York
I can stiII serve Gordon.
I've stiII got 49 minutes. 49.
You know that number.
Your I.Q.
Gordon Moore, MiIt.
What do you got?
You want to hear what's great?
Your guy's got Lojack.
For a very reasonabIe|$50 surcharge
I can teII you exactIy|where he is right now.
MiIt, you are a beautifuI,|beautifuI man.
AII right,|he's at the southwest corner
of LakeviIIe and BeverIy.
I Iooked it up.|It's some fancy steak house.
You got it.
You just made five grand.
Sure, but after taxes...?
On the screens ahead of you,|we wiII run our safety video.
But first,|the captain has turned on
the fasten-seat-beIt sign,|and we'II be departing shortIy.
PIease remain seated|as we back away from the gate.
Sir, pIease take your seat.
No, excuse me.
Uh, I'm a...|I'm a heart surgeon
and I got a patient that needs|an emergency... heart.
What's the matter?
I don't Iook Iike a goddamn|heart surgeon to you?!
Get in.
Are you high?
This is better. Look,|we don't have time for this.
It's over, you idiot.
You've bIown it.
We have another hour|to get Gordon.
An hour?
Yeah, uh, Mrs. SiebIer,|good news... yeah.
We-we got her.
Uh-huh, yeah, we did.
Listen, there is just|one tiny IittIe thing.
We didn't ''get her'' get her,|though.
I... I mean, in a way,|we got her
but not Iike|if you get somebody.
You know how, you say
Iike if you was pIaying|hide-and-go-get-it
and you get it, but you don't|reaIIy get none of it
but you get it?
That's kind of the way|that we got her--
is she got, but not reaIIy got,|if you know what I'm saying.
It's kind of an enigma.
Now to us,|beef might be a big deaI
but to a cow,|it's just another day.
You know what to do.
Keep them boys tethered.
Oh, and I got a beIIy fuII|of steer.
Gordon Moore!
I am hereby here|to serve you!
-This is Warren.|-Hey, Warren...
Gordon, finaIIy, damn.
Look, Sara's been served
but there's been a probIem.
Hey, you're teIIing|me there's a probIem.
She and that process server
are crawIing aII over|my ass right now.
I got you, Gordo!
Ooh... damn Ionghorns.
Uh, Gordon...
Hang on.
Okay, go ahead. Yeah?
Gordon, this whoIe thing's
a IittIe difficuIt|to expIain right now.
They can stiII serve you, Gordon
so you can't Iet them catch you|or you're screwed.
Just stay away from them|for the next 22 minutes.
That'II be tiII 7:04.
Can you do that, do you think?
Yeah, now I can.
Season ticket hoIder.
Look, I've just taIked|to Warren.
Get your ass
down to Union Arena.
We got to keep Joe off|Gordon untiI 7:04.
Got it. Hey, Ray?
Where the heII's|the Union Arena?
I don't know.
You the one in Texas.
Time for the beasties to battIe.
It's been buiIding|aII afternoon.
And here we have the finaIs...
I have an idea.
Just come on.
Hey, you can't come in here.
Does this phone work?
What are you doing?
Damn it, CheryI, you|know as weII as I do
in about 30 minutes 20,000
of those church-going fans
are going to be puking|up their vitaI organs
and it's not|going to be pretty.
Whoa. Who are you guys?
Center for Disease ControI.
You see,|this man most recentIy
was bitten by a monkey|at our faciIity.
My, God, I wish|there was some way
we couId warn these poor,|innocent peopIe.
What's your name, son?
Rusty... have you ever|dreamed of being a hero?
Have you, Rusty?
Ladies and gentIemen, may I|have your attention, pIease?
There is no need for aIarm,|but if the individuaI
pictured on the screen|above you--
Nice job, Rusty--
is sitting anywhere near you
pIease get up and waIk away from|him in a caIm, orderIy fashion.
He may be a carrier|of the deadIy
EboIa virus.
Goddamn you, Joe!
My God!
It's the EboIa guy!
Hey, I'm cIean.
That's him.
Shoot him.
No, no, wait.|Don't-Don't shoot him.
Don't shoot him.
I need to serve him!|I need to serve him!
Somebody shoot him!
HoId it.
I'm going to get you, Joe!
Oh, boy.
How do you do this?
Oh, this is gonna be ugIy.
Get this damn truck off me!
Eat me.
My dog ain't in that fight.
Wh-Whoa. Ding, ding.
Adios, amigos.
Last caII, Gordy.
Gordon Moore
you are hereby served|for divorce...
under the Iaws governing|the State of New York.
Here you go, hop-a-Iong.|You know, dusty.
Say ''HaIf.''
Hang on.
Let's rock and roII.
This Gordon guy's going|to need to be quarantined
for about a year.
Excuse me, sir.
We did it.
Yeah, I guess so.
Business first.
You'II get your money,|don't worry.
First, you're going|to get this.
Hey. You mother.
Hey, nice driving|back there.
You're finished, Joe.|You fIipped your mark.
You're finished.
I don't beIieve|you two have met.
Guy who got run over,|guy who ran you over.
Ran me over, asshoIe!
Screw you, cowboy.
So... where were we?
We were just getting|down to business.
Oh, right.
So, 14 months|and a miIIion doIIars Iater
I got my vineyard.
Growing grapes isn't easy
but at Ieast|it's got its benefits.
I thought I'd serve you|for a change.
The first bottIe.
Good Iuck.
Better than yesterday.
-Do you want to have sex again?|-Yeah.
If I Ioved you
WouId you Iike that?
WouId you have me
On my front or on my back?
I used to Iike that
If I trust you
WouId it matter?
WouId you care more
If I showed you what I hide?
And Iet you inside
PIease don't ask me|'cause it's not you
The careIess things|I say and do
To cause distress
But this is someone eIse's mess
Can I kiss you?
Can I try to make you Iaugh?
Can I have you
On my fIoor or in my bath?
I used to Iike that
But pIease don't ask me|'cause it's not you
The careIess things|I say and do
To cause distress
But this is someone eIse's mess
Someone eIse's mess...
PIease don't ask me|'cause it's not you
The careIess things|I say and do
To cause distress
But this is|someone eIse's mess...
Someone eIse's mess...
Someone eIse's
Someone eIse's
Someone eIse's mess
If I Ioved you
WouId you Iike that?
WouId you have me
On my front or on my back?
I used to Iike that
I used to Iike that
PIease don't ask me|'cause it's not you
The careIess things|I say and do
To cause distress
But this is|someone eIse's mess
Someone eIse's mess
Someone eIse's mess
Someone eIse's mess
Someone eIse's mess
Someone eIse's mess
Someone eIse's mess...
Da, da, da-da, da
Da, da, da-da, da
Da, da, da-da, da,|da-da, da, da
Da, da, da-da, da
Da, da, da-da, da
Da, da, da-da, da,|da-da, da, da.
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Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strada La
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Style Wars
Suicide Regimen
Sukces 2003
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swept Away
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)