Short Circuit 2
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Short Circuit 2
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This is ground control.
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Citation Zebra-Bravo|is landing on runway 3-0 right.
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Police and security|to full alert immediately.
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Rolex watches. You know the name....
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You little rascal,|running away like that.
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See how he runs around?|He's programmed to do that.
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This is a highly sophisticated|robot for $1 9.95.
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Uncle, are you wanting to buy?|No obligation.
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Rolex. You know the name,|own the watch.
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Ultimate in Swiss craftsmanship.|You've seen them at Tiffany's...
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...for $1 700. I deal in volume.|My special price for you, $39.95.
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$39.95, how can you beat that?|Can you beat it?
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-Would you like a robot?|-How's it going?
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They're not selling like pancakes.|I should sell them door-to-door.
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In this town? Did you|just fall off the banana boat?
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I don't travel with bananas.
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I've been kicking|around town for two days.
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Really?
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-Let's upgrade your image.|-Up my image?
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I'll let you have half my inventory.|What do you say?
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Mr. Slater, look.|You haven't seen this.
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You haven't seen it.|Check it out.
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See, they're hands. They clap.
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-I know it'll sell.|-We don't sell novelty items.
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How many chances should I give you?|I want high-tech.
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It's for Christmas...
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...not Easter. Got it?
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Yes, sir, high-tech.
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I'll keep looking.
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And if you don't mind,|some of us are trying to work.
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Ah! That's better.
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Silence is better than Little Richard?
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I'll sell these wholesale.|You'll clean up.
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I am occupying myself with--
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Toy robots are pathetic.|They won't move. Not here.
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Is this yours?
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-Yes. It is called Number Five.|-It rolled past my office.
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We were taking a meeting here.|Who are you?
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Sandy Banatoni, assistant buyer,|Simpson's toy department. Okay?
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-They're great. Where'd you get them?|-Thank you.
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I am making them. I am Ben Jahrvi.
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Titanic Toy Corporation.|Like the ship.
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Where are you located?
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I am based in that vehicle|over yonder.
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-No. Where is your assembly plant?|-There. It's also my home.
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You mean you make these yourself?|ln there?
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Robotics is|the only livelihood I know.
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You want to buy one?|The hand's bendy.
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We deal in volume.|I can't order less than a thousand.
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-1 000?|-1 000.
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1 000? We could do 1 000.|If the unit price is attractive.
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Who are the "we"?
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-We could go maybe $50 apiece.|-I'm charging $1 9.95.
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Per day! To rent.
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If you want to buy for|$50 apiece, we could live with that.
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Maybe. When could you deliver?
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You want a rough estimate|of how long?
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-Yes, 1 000 robots....|-This is just a ballpark figure.
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They could be ready by October.
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-Really?|-1 993.
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Rolex!
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Sorry I wasted your time.|We're in different worlds.
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-I'd have to have them in 30 days.|-Thirty days?
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Wait a minute.
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He meant with our current facilities.|We could expand our operation.
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We can get a factory.|With a cash advance, we'd be in high gear.
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Again, you say "we."
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-My boss won't approve an advance.|-We'll forego the advance.
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Tell you what. We'll show up|October 1 5th this year with 1 000.
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You guarantee to buy them?|$50 dollars apiece, C.O.D.
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-Okay.|-Yeah.
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Get your lawyers on it.|We got a deal.
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We are making a deal.|This is pleasantly pleasing.
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I'm studying to become a citizen|of your country.
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You appreciate my robots?|Did you ask me a question?
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-They're running away.|-Get back here.
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I'm going to take your batteries out.
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-First things first.|-Who are you and what is your name?
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Fred Ritter. I ask questions,|like "Where's your capital?"
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Washington, D.C.
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Simple words. How will you build|those robots with no money?
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My friends Newton and Stephanie|in Montana can assist me financially.
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Montana? You got friends here.|I got you your big break.
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Oscar, step aside.
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Mr. de Ruyter,|welcome to First Federal.
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It's a great honour for all of us--
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-Might we step inside?|-Oh, yes. Indeed.
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Madson steel alloy. A-450.
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Built by Heimdall. Completely custom.
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We're quite proud of it.
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Gentlemen: the Vanderveer Collection.
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They'll stay here until one day|before the exhibition opens.
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During the day, we'll have a special|detail of six armed guards.
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At night there'll be 1 2 strategically|placed security personnel.
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-Excellent.|-Glad you approve.
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You owe me money, due in 30 days.
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Yes, sir. It takes money|to make money.
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It's a sure thing. Guaranteed.
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Your money, your interest,|is in your pocket. In full. On time.
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This time, I have great collateral.|Fifty-five Rolex watches.
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You know the name, now own the watch.
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I know the name, Fred.
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And your body is your collateral.
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-This changes nothing.|-Absolutely not.
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-You still owe me.|-Absolutely.
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-In 30 days.|-30 days.
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This is it! Your new factory!
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Right here?
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This is why I'm studying|to become citizen.
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In one day, a man can go|from a street corner...
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...to a skyscraping building.
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What do you mean?|Not the bank. Over here.
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Midtown. Central location.
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Been here since 1 902. Beautiful, huh?
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An historic building. Come on.
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It's unbelievable, isn't it?
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It'll be torn down.|I got a short-term lease.
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-Really?|-Got it for a song. Will it work?
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It has everything we need.
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Walls, windows.
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Phones. All the square footage|you could ask for.
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Benny, meet your production staff.
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They're hard workers.|And, hey, minimum wage.
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Here's your budget for parts.|I promised them a fancy dinner.
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-Our table is reserved at McDonald's.|-Excuse me?
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-How'd you obtain this money?|-A little muscle, a lot of hustle.
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-Did everybody get a watch?|-Yeah, I got a watch.
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-You like McNuggets?|-Who is he?
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Trust me.
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I don't believe it.
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This is just great!
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Who are they?|Nobody's supposed to be here!
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-Slow down.|-I should've stayed away from this.
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Leave! Go back|to your two-bit computer scam.
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How much time do we need?
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You gotta be kidding.
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We're not even past the utility lines.|The soil density is low.
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-We'll never get to the jewels--|-How much time?
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If we stop for five days,|we won't make it.
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We must get them out|or kiss the diamonds goodbye.
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-How'd you come up with this?|-Split conductor cable, remember?
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I used to work in Oregon|for Nova Robotics.
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I and my friend, Newton, designed|the real Number Five.
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Unfortunately, the military wanted|to use him as a death-weapon.
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You made these things for real|and now you make toys for a living?
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Well, the real Number Five|malfunctioned and....
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Let's say we were separated|from our jobs.
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When you finish, we'll have 25.
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Voila, my man.
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Number 25.
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24.
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Excuse me, we are not open|to the public. Oh, hello. Can l--?
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Guys, you're jumping the gun.|Arnold said I had 29 more days.
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Hey, watch the silk!
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Let's do it!
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No, please!
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Please, don't leave!
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Don't forget the circuit....|Tester.
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Not the circuit tester!|Oh, Fred get up, you--
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You should learn self-defence.
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Who would do this to persons like us?
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-I thought I knew them--|-Wait, sir! Wait!
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Now we are unemployers.
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We still got the robot parts.|I'll get a new staff.
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We have no money and no equipment.
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To make them by hand|would be slower...
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...than moles' asses in January.
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Benny, my back's to the wall!|We must come up with something!
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No. We are people who have everything|in our favour going against us.
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How about we go to the lady|and beg for an advance?
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We go in there|and grovel. We look pathetic.
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Mountain Lion Air Freight.|We got a delivery.
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Oh, yeah?
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We've had enough deliveries|for one day.
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-Mr. Benjamin Jarvee?|-Jahrvi.
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-We should leave it here?|-Yeah, leave it out there.
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-Who even knows you're here?|-I only told my friends in Montana.
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-I've never seen that before.|-What is this crap?
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Who is caring? This crap is moving!
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Hello, bozos!
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Benjamin! Come here, give me a hug.|It's so good to see you!
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Number Five!
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For you, from Stephanie.|Granola brownies. No preservatives.
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It's the real Number Two!
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-Five.|-Five!
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-Call me Johnny Five.|-Johnny?
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-You've taken a name?|-I choose many things...
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...but not coming in a box.|I chose to fly, they say I'm cargo.
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-No movie, no bag of peanuts.|-Why are you here?
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-I am not understanding.|-Oh, listen.
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Ben. The only way we could help|was to send Number Five.
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He can build your robots.|He loves input, so watch him.
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-Stephanie and Newton.|-Ben...
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-...this is home? Domicile? Flophouse?|-Oh, Fred.
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Lady Luck's sitting in our lap.
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-She is? You said it misfunctioned.|-That's false.
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We were working|and he was struck by lightning.
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From this moment on,|he's having a mind of his own.
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The government tried to destroy him.|Now he lives in Montana.
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-In a cabin, in the woods, incognito.|-Ooh! lnput!
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Hound of the Baskervilles.
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I think the chauffeur did it.
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He did.
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Listen. We should not tell him|he is in a major metropolitan area.
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If he learns he's in a city full|of input, he'll go crazy.
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-This thing runs by itself?|-Thing? "An object without life"?
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Incorrect. Johnny Five not a thing.
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Yeah, right.|Is it remote-controlled or what?
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Well, uh....
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You would not believe me, huh?|Number Five?
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Johnny Five.|Johnny is a very cute name.
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-I like it.|-Come here.
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-This is Fred.|-Hello, Fred.
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Over here.
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-Oh, right.|-Give Fred a demonstration...
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...how you'll help us out of this|sticky predicament we're in.
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-Assemble.|-Sure.
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Okay, check diagram.|Find tread assembly, right. Ah!
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Don't forget the nernies!
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It's me! lsn't that special?
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We're home free!|It can build them all, right?
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What is it, Matumwa?
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Now, the next set of parts....
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Completed number 74, Benjamin.|Benjamin?
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The government is divided|into three trees....
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Branches.
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We'll return to Tarzan after this.
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It's the all-new Radio Shack stereo.
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Just look at these prices!
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I need therapy.|Until I'm cured, you can save big!
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Come on!|Take advantage of Manic Mike.
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I have to sell! I'm in a panic,|I'm frantic and I'm...
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...manic!
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Whoa, nutso.
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Interesting human.
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It's incredible!
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They have a robot doing|work for them.
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Completely unsupervised.|A mobile, independent robotics system.
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Are they moving out?
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The stuff we smashed|is nothing compared to that.
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They must be rich.|They probably bought the building.
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So we get rid of the robot.
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Benjamin? Bwana Benjamin?|Wake-up call.
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Up and at 'em! Time to recharge.
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You have a new power supply?
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Lithium-argon battery.|Good for 500 hours. Improved your design.
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I'm proud.|You removed your laser.
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Weapon is to kill, disassemble,|make dead. Bad.
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You've modified much of your person.
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-Impressive for a military prototype.|-It's the new Johnny Five.
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Look at these items!|lncreased memory! 500 megabytes!
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I have a utility pack|and Greenpeace stickers!
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A Nike Swoosh!
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Act now and get my all-new|multi-frequency remote control!
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You're a crazy man, huh?
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I'm trying to sleep here.
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I'm in a panic,|I'm frantic and I'm...
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...manic!
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Fred, it's time to wake up.|The early bird gets worms.
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-What time is it?|-8:37 a.m. and 1 7 seconds.
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I have to go to Simpson's|to sign the papers.
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I'll go with you. I'd love input.
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Johnny Five, you must wait here.
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There's nothing outside.|It's very boring.
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All you need is here.
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I'll be back soon.|It's very boring. Very boring.
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Dubious. Hard to believe.
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-Excuse me.|-Oh. Mr. Jahrvi, right?
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You can call me B-E-N.|I spell it Ben.
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-How's it going?|-Great.
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For you.
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This looks even better|than your prototype.
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You can maintain the quality|and meet our deadline?
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Yes.
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Why don't you go down|and sign the papers?
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I don't know why.
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I mean, you should go.
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Good luck with the rest of them.|We'll be in touch.
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Hi, neighbour.|I've been thinking about you...
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...and I thought you'd like|to see Hisher. Hisher is...
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...a ventriloquist's dummy.|He isn't alive.
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I am. I'm human, like you.
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Hisher's made|of papier-mache and wood.
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Except for pretend,|Hisher doesn't have feelings.
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I have feelings.
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I have skin, and bones....
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Watch the shirt. It's my Bisana.
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It's a $1 90 shirt.
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I paid $45.50, off the truck.
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Want to hand me a Labatt's?
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Sure. Wouldn't want you|to strain yourself.
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" Can you say, 'thank you'?"
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Try to find more cashew nuts.
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Wash his socks, iron his shirts....
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Like animals.|The people in this city--
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It's back-to-the-trees time.
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City? I am in a city?
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I didn't say that.|This is actually no place at all.
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Don't bother.|There's nothing to see.
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See for yourself, it's pretty dull.
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It's not much of a place to see.
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-Major metropolis!|-We got toys to make.
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Wasn't told I was in a city. Why?
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-Get back to work!|-You order me?
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I'm not Slave-O-Matic.|I'm Johnny Five.
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My Aunt Bertha's a toaster. Come on!
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No way. Time for sightseeing.
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-What do you need with sightseeing?|-Excuse me.
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Wow! lnput!
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Megabytes of input!
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Watch your toes.
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Look at this place. It's amazing!
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It's like Montana, only vertical.
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Buildings, skyscrapers, urban habitats!
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I am impressed!
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A mobile human.
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Woman with a dead animal.
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Outdoor plumbing.
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It must be Candid Camera.
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Hot dogs! Pork snouts, nitrites,|red dye number five.
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Hello pedestrians, city folk...
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...urban professionals. Nice place.
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Human porcupines.
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Smile!
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What's going on?
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Red to black, red to black. Red card.
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Anyone can play. Winners all the time.|Red to black, red to black.
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Pick a card.
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That one. I win.
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-What the hell am I looking at?|-It's a droid!
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-Kiss off, geek.|-I did not win?
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Who's running this?
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Get this ugly mother out of my face!
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Well, excuse me for living.
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Los Locos kick your ass|Los Locos kick your face
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Los Locos kick your balls|lnto outer space
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That won't work.|Push on the window.
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Push, man!
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I'll unlock it.
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A droid!
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Is he a cop?
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-I seen one before.|-Me too. It's a....
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-It's a Mitsubishi!|-No. Am Johnny Five.
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It's talking, man.
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Sure, they all do that, man.|What are you doing here?
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I'm sightseeing.|Many people are angry. Why?
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-Is it your car? You're watching it?|-No.
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-Are you angry too?|-No. I want to be your friend.
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-You can open any car you want?|-Sure.
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Hey, you want to help us out?
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We got this job|looking for old car stereos...
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...that need to be polished|and repaired and stuff.
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Then we put them back|and everyone's happy.
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Yeah, we work for the|Department of Car Stereo Repair.
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We're overworked.|We got too many cars to do.
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See all those cars?
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We got to do them all.
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We don't get to go home|to our families...
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...and little babies.
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-Is it doing it?|-I can't see. I think it split, man.
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I got radios! Stereos! CD's!
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Everything for cars at low prices!
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Look at me! I'm in a panic!|I'm frantic and I'm...
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...manic!
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Hola, dude. Check it out, man.
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Pretty nice, eh?
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Need help to find Ben...
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...and Frederick,|1 35 West Lafayette Blvd.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's|right across the street.
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-Is this a stunt? A joke?|-No humour is involved.
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-Collecting input. Urban input.|-Be careful!
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You really should cross|at the crosswalk.
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You lost Johnny?!
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Stop backing up,|you untrustworthy person.
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I did not lose him! He ran out.
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My friends, I have lowered them down.
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Your friends? What about me|and this business?
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I found this machine|across the street.
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Am I not telling you not|to go out of doors?
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Outside is city. Awesome input.|You didn't tell me.
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You have been vandalized all over.
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Decorations. Petroleum byproducts.
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Los Locos kick your ass|Los Locos kick your face
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Los Locos kick your balls|lnto outer space
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I'll clean you. If you had a mouth,|I'd wash it out with soap.
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You saved our bacon. Thanks.
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It's remarkable! It's yours?
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There's only one and we got it.
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We're using it to build these toys.
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That's very nice.
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I'm Oscar Baldwin.|I work across the street.
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I thought this was vacant.
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You should join|the merchants' association.
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I'm the committee chairman.
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We'll be gone in a month.
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You have removed 57 car stereos?|From automobiles?
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You ripped stuff off?
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Not ripping, unscrewing.|For the Department of Car Stereos.
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Dummy, you boosted stereos!|That's stealing. You got fingerprints?
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Stealing? "To take|another person's property unlawfully"?
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-They said it's their job!|-They scammed you, tricked your ass.
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I have more brains in my nose|than he has at all.
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I was tricked?|Flimflammed? Hornswoggled?
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This isn't the countryside.|This is the cityside.
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People here are very complicated.
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I've spent my life as one|and don't understand them.
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-Now, please, will you stay inside?|-Okay.
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Let's go.
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-I'm allergic to this stuff.|-Come on.
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Key is in the ignition.
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-Get it!|-Got it!
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Stephanie, the toys are nearly done.
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People here get angry easily.|They need more fibre in their diet.
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Or maybe it's just me.|Johnny.
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P.S. Enclosed is something|called a chili dog.
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Masks?
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Disguises?
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Our showroom closes at 6.
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Let's get that craphead.
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Have a seat, gentlemen.
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Why are you angry?|Why try to disassemble Johnny?
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Bad humans!
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Allow me to demonstrate|centrifugal force.
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Return your seats to the upright|position. Prepare for landing.
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" Robot ejects prowlers, film at 1 1 ."
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"To the moon, Alice!"
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-What do these masked men want?|-Is everyone treated this way?
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-Now we need a security system.|-Security system? Sure.
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R-E-S-P-E-C-T|That is what I'd like for me
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Quiet down. I can't hear myself|forget what I'm studying.
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I can't even remember|the name of Warren G. Harding.
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-Johnny.|-Hi, Oscar!
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This might interest you.
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-Sightseeing tips.|-Lots of input.
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Oscar, thank you.
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I'll read it again later.
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-Found one.|-Great.
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-Got it?|-Yep.
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Hello there!
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I wanted to give you|that application.
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-I'll get to it.|-What's he doing?
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-Making contraptions for protection.|-How does that thing work?
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-By remote control?|-You talk to it.
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Amazing! I know computers,|and we'd pay at least...
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...half a million for him.
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Johnny Five total value,|$1 1 ,002,076...
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...and 1 7 cents.
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Eleven million dollars!|And well worth it!
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Capable of doing anything,|and a personality to boot.
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Thank you, Oscar. Adios.
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I like Oscar. He's friendly.|He treats me with R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
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-The right to have bare arms.|-What's the deal?
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-The robot's worth $1 1 million?|-Yeah, so?
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We're making toys for $50 grand?|Let's sell the big one!
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That is not possible,|for very personal reasons.
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Johnny Five cannot be sold.|Am I making myself transparent?
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Oh, yeah, transparent as hell.
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I have a partner|who doesn't want to be rich.
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But if everyone was rich,|everyone would have a Bisana.
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I'm taking you to lunch.
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I've thought about Sandy.
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-How she has your jeans steaming.|-Not true.
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It's a surprise who they go for.|You'd think it'd be me.
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-It's always a guy like you.|-She never recognizes me.
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You know what you should do?|Break it up with some small talk.
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Talk about the weather...
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...then compliment her shoes|or her earrings.
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Then say something personal.|Tell her you're...
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...fascinated by her blue eyes.
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-Bill will pay for me.|-Who?
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How you doing? Good game-- Great!|Fine, fine young athlete.
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I'm with him.
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-Hypnotic blue eyes.|-That sounds good. You're on a roll.
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You know what I'd do? See her today.|Absolutely. Right after lunch.
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I'm not that hungry.|I'll watch the store.
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Go for groceries.|I'll cover for you.
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-You think so?|-Yes.
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Thank you, Fred.
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Sandy Banatoni....
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J. Five, I got people dying|to meet you.
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Frederick, why do humans not like me?|Call me craphead?
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They like you.|" Craphead" is a compliment.
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Major input!
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I'll be right back after these words.|Input, input, input!
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Treasure lsland!|Origin of the Species.
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Everything You Always Wanted|to Know About Sex.
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Five?
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Ah. More!
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Fabulous!
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That was good. I like that one.|That one too.
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Boring. The movie was better.
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These two are wonderful!
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You're going to get us busted!
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I must read these two books|very carefully.
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Great books.|May I have these, craphead?
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Five, let's go.
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[00:38:09]
See those two guys down there?|They want to take your books.
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[00:38:16]
Read any good books lately?
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I covered many great subjects.|Philosophy, religion, aerobics.
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There's more. I could read it all|in 35 minutes.
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Give me a break. I got you some input.|Now do something for me.
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And watch the shirt.
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-Silk.|-Damn right.
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From Bombyx mori moth. "Silkworm."
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I don't care! Come on, we'll be late.
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This is risky. It's broad daylight.
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All three are gone. It's our only|chance. We'll be out in a minute.
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I did this for a living.|It'll be a controlled fire.
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Ladies and gentlemen!|Pay attention to the persons...
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...attempting entry at 135 Lafayette.|They are criminals...
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... thugs, bad dudes. Get the police,|the Lone Ranger, Dirty Harry...
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... the Green Berets!
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The Nova project was scrapped,|the robots destroyed.
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I'm sure it's a Nova robot.
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Follow the red card.|Winners all the time.
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Red to black.
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Follow the red card, not the black.
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Ben Jahrvi, my partner, we've got--
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Ben Jahrvi?
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-Wasn't he with Nova Robotics?|-He was Newton Crosby's partner.
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Whatever happened to those guys?|They were such hotshots.
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Incredible. A breakthrough|in artificial intelligence.
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-Very impressive.|-Fred Ritter. Nice to meet you.
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[00:40:20]
If it's not remote control, how do you|get such a range of abilities?
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Secrets which I'll explain|once we have a sale.
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-If you're interested.|-Of course we are interested.
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Sale.|"To transfer ownership of property."
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-What property is for sale?|-You, I hope.
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-Fred wants to sell me?|-A figure of speech.
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I am not property.
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One who is under control|of another is a slave.
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A robot into equal rights.
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If you blow this,|I'll pull your head off.
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They cannot purchase me.|I am alive!
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I'm endowed with|certain inalienable rights--
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Falling 32 feet a second.
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I'll make a big hit on Broadway.
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Steady. Watch the trim.
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It's great up here!
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No problems!
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Look up there!
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[00:41:42]
It's a bird! It's a hangglider!
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I wish I were a bird.
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The chrome-breasted input eater.
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Dream on, Johnny.
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Landing, 6:00.
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Beginning final approach.
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What's this?
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[00:42:09]
Aesthetic input.|Sculptures, modern art.
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-An early Brancusi?|-Darling, it's a Hankoff.
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It's gaunt, angular...
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[00:42:25]
...repulsive.
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What do you think?|We call them Funny Fingers.
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You've been here 2 months.
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You haven't found one item I'd carry.
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I found the robots.
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Where are they? He's a street hustler.
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He's no hustler.|He's a robotics engineer.
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He worked for the government.|He's very professional.
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[00:43:13]
Delivery boy.
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[00:43:17]
-He's my boss.|-Sorry.
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What's going on with the robots?|It's close to the deadline.
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[00:43:24]
-We're making them like gangbangers.|-" Busters." Gangbusters.
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Totally professional.|I knew I could count on you.
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-Can I count on you?|-The pogo-stick guy is waiting.
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I gotta run.|Call me when they're ready.
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[00:43:45]
Sandy?
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[00:43:47]
It's time to tell you|something very important.
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I have a need to explain.
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[00:43:54]
Oh, God. There is a problem.
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You can't finish on time?
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I knew it, I knew it.
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Mr. Slater told us not|to take chances, but I did.
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Everything's okay.|This is not my discussion of topic.
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[00:44:12]
Then what is?
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I am wishing to say|there's a great deal of weather.
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You have attractive shoes|and earrings.
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I'm fascinated|by your hypnotic blue eyes.
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I mean brown.
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They're brown.
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It's small talk. Chat-chit|to increase the relationship.
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You don't have to make small talk.
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You have to make the damn robots.
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I have to run.|Why don't you go back to work?
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I'm damn sure|to tell you when they're complete.
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To damn to be sure.
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A new wardrobe would help.
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Sixty regular....
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Great fit! Fashion statement!
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Mixing in with all the other bipeds.
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I'm like you,|except I'm from out-of-town.
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They're buying it.
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Beautiful architecture!|Edifice: Romanesque.
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Can someone direct me to the answers?
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[00:46:16]
Maybe that's where the answers are.
[00:46:19]
[00:46:24]
Yes, my child?
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-Hello. Need input.|-That's what I'm here for, son.
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People dislike me.|Call me droid, ugly.
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Goodness. I've been called names too.
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It hurts. We all want to be liked.
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-It doesn't matter what people think.|-No?
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No! What matters is how you live...
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...what the Lord thinks.|We're all equal before Him.
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All equal? But I'm different. I'm a--
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You're not. No matter what,|you're as deserving as anyone.
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You possess the immortal soul.|It makes you equal.
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Soul?
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Input from Bible, Koran, Upanishads.
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I lean toward the Bible, myself.
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[00:47:11]
I have an immortal soul?
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[00:47:13]
Of course. You're human, right?
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[00:47:16]
No, I'm a machine. But I am alive.
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[00:47:21]
You don't play games in God's house!
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No! Have questions. Need help.
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[00:47:27]
Then come yourself.|You can't confess by remote control!
[00:47:31]
Now, out! Get out!
[00:47:33]
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Look at that thing.
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Think it trashed the bookstore?
[00:47:46]
How many could there be?
[00:47:48]
[00:47:53]
All right, fun's over.
[00:47:54]
[00:47:55]
Police! Can you answer questions?|Just the facts.
[00:47:58]
[00:47:59]
Whoever is running it, come out.
[00:48:01]
I am out. Here I am.
[00:48:03]
[00:48:04]
We've got complaints on this thing.
[00:48:07]
Complaints? I did something wrong?
[00:48:10]
[00:48:11]
This is your last chance.
[00:48:13]
[00:48:14]
Come out or we'll impound this equip--
[00:48:16]
[00:48:17]
But I am not equipment.
[00:48:19]
Am passerby, man on street, average.
[00:48:22]
Is it for real?
[00:48:23]
[00:48:24]
I'm going to pick up my kids...
[00:48:26]
[00:48:27]
...and my wife....|Morgan Fairchild!
[00:48:29]
That's the ticket.|You will book me, Dan-o?
[00:48:33]
[00:48:34]
I'll make your day? Do not pass "Go"?|I'm underage, you know.
[00:48:39]
[00:48:40]
Hold it there.
[00:48:42]
[00:48:44]
Mug shots?
[00:48:45]
-We need a record.|-What now?
[00:48:48]
Jail is for humans.|They're scum, but they're human.
[00:48:52]
Read my lip lights.|I think, therefore I am.
[00:48:55]
[00:48:56]
-Take it to Stolen Goods.|-I am not stolen goods!
[00:49:00]
Out!
[00:49:02]
Hath not a robot eyes,|hands, organs, dimensions...
[00:49:05]
[00:49:06]
...senses, passions?|lf pricked, do we not bleed?
[00:49:09]
[00:49:10]
Battery fluid, maybe.
[00:49:11]
[00:49:12]
Let me get this straight.
[00:49:14]
You tried to sell Johnny Five?
[00:49:17]
Yeah. But it fell through.
[00:49:21]
[00:49:24]
Where is he now?
[00:49:25]
[00:49:27]
I lost him.
[00:49:28]
[00:49:29]
I see. You lost him. Oh, well.
[00:49:32]
[00:49:34]
-I misplaced him! Like car keys--|-How'd you lose a 700-pound car key?!
[00:49:39]
[00:49:40]
-Back off!|-Coward!
[00:49:42]
Snake in the grass!
[00:49:44]
[00:49:47]
-Ben Jarvee?|-Jahrvi!
[00:49:49]
[00:49:50]
Oh. Hello.
[00:49:52]
[00:50:12]
Stolen goods warehouse?|He looks like a household appliance?
[00:50:17]
Johnny Five?
[00:50:18]
[00:50:19]
Are you operational?|Say something.
[00:50:22]
Hubcaps, corn dog, soul....
[00:50:26]
What is this?
[00:50:27]
[00:50:28]
He is delicate.
[00:50:29]
[00:50:30]
A unique, mobile...
[00:50:31]
-...microcomputer robotics system.|-We thought it was that.
[00:50:36]
[00:50:38]
Okay, you're free to go.
[00:50:41]
[00:50:44]
What are these clothes?
[00:50:46]
Attempt to look human, fit in, belong.
[00:50:49]
[00:50:50]
Unsuccessful.
[00:50:51]
[00:51:06]
People look at you and see a machine,|so they treat you like one.
[00:51:10]
But this causes strange emotion.|Not good.
[00:51:14]
What emotion is it?
[00:51:15]
[00:51:16]
Feels like desert, wasteland.
[00:51:18]
Explain more explicitly.
[00:51:21]
Unpleasant, hollow, cold.
[00:51:24]
Loneliness?
[00:51:25]
[00:51:26]
Loneliness, solitude? Yes!|I have read about this in many books.
[00:51:31]
Bacon said, "A crowd is not company.
[00:51:34]
Faces are but a gallery of pictures."
[00:51:37]
[00:51:38]
You're hitting the nail|between the eyes.
[00:51:41]
You'll get accustomed to the feeling.
[00:51:44]
This is the way life is.
[00:51:46]
Since leaving lndia,|I am having much loneliness.
[00:51:50]
You have loneliness?|But you're human.
[00:51:53]
[00:51:54]
Humans are everywhere.
[00:51:55]
[00:51:56]
But for two humans to get together...
[00:51:59]
...it is very....
[00:52:01]
-Complicated?|-Correct.
[00:52:03]
There's only one human I want|to be the yin for my yang.
[00:52:07]
[00:52:08]
Which one human?
[00:52:09]
[00:52:11]
Sandy Banatoni, the human.
[00:52:14]
[00:52:15]
Each time I am near her,|the sweat in the palms...
[00:52:19]
...the duckbumps, I'm so....
[00:52:22]
Like a sweaty duck.
[00:52:23]
[00:52:25]
No. Afraid.
[00:52:26]
[00:52:27]
-Afraid to be rejected.|-That makes you lonely?
[00:52:31]
Oh, yes.
[00:52:32]
[00:52:33]
We have much in common.
[00:52:35]
You're lonely because|no one believes you're alive.
[00:52:39]
I'm lonely because Sandy Banatoni|is not knowing I am alive.
[00:52:44]
-But I can help you.|-No, I am completely unhelpable.
[00:52:49]
I can't be a fast-talking|social person.
[00:52:52]
I have scanned many megabytes on|male-female relationships...
[00:52:56]
[00:52:57]
...courtship rituals,|romance novels, poetry.
[00:53:00]
[00:53:01]
I could give you input.
[00:53:03]
Johnny Five, you would do this?
[00:53:06]
-Yes. You're my friend.|-That's wonderful!
[00:53:10]
[00:53:11]
If you even help me to speak|to Sandy, I'm jumping with joy.
[00:53:15]
Give me five, hombre!
[00:53:17]
[00:53:18]
Oh, yes, and give me three.
[00:53:19]
[00:53:25]
You have no background|in this field at all.
[00:53:29]
We can't get the robot to do it.
[00:53:32]
It's a good idea.|We can't get rid of it.
[00:53:35]
We can't get in.|Why not get the robot to help us?
[00:53:39]
[00:53:40]
It's a computer, probably|with custom systems--
[00:53:43]
[00:53:44]
The jewels go to the museum|in two days.
[00:53:47]
We're out of time.|What's your plan?
[00:53:50]
There is no other plan.
[00:53:53]
This is our opportunity.
[00:53:55]
You keep the two partners|out of the building.
[00:53:59]
[00:54:00]
I'll deal with the robot.
[00:54:02]
You chose a place for my date?
[00:54:05]
On Sandy's way home.
[00:54:07]
I remembered a great book:|Dating Do's and Don't's for Teens.
[00:54:12]
[00:54:16]
Can you hear me?
[00:54:17]
[00:54:18]
Are you able to hear?
[00:54:19]
[00:54:20]
1 0-4, buddy.
[00:54:21]
[00:54:26]
With my magic antenna...
[00:54:28]
[00:54:31]
...presto!
[00:54:32]
[00:54:33]
-Go! Now! Do it!|-Okay, okay. Lord Rama.
[00:54:37]
[00:54:40]
Ignition system's fouled up.|Sorry, folks.
[00:54:44]
[00:54:47]
Ben?
[00:54:48]
[00:54:50]
Sandy. What a coincidence you're here.
[00:54:53]
I was thinking about you.
[00:54:55]
[00:54:58]
Say, Sandy...
[00:54:59]
...that's a swell dress.
[00:55:01]
[00:55:05]
If your folks say okay...
[00:55:07]
...let's go to the malt shop.
[00:55:10]
[00:55:13]
Sure. Why not?
[00:55:15]
[00:55:17]
A malt shop?
[00:55:18]
Hungarian malts. Good.
[00:55:20]
[00:55:22]
It's a better view.
[00:55:23]
[00:55:28]
-Strange to meet here.|-" Meet." Closeness, proximity. Yes.
[00:55:32]
[00:55:33]
The goal of two ones...
[00:55:35]
[00:55:36]
...who share space on a plane...
[00:55:38]
[00:55:39]
...is double oneness metaphysically.
[00:55:41]
[00:55:42]
Don't be weird. Tell me that|you're busy and things are okay.
[00:55:46]
[00:55:47]
Say doll, this mug's got more moves...
[00:55:50]
...than you got curves.|I cracked that case.
[00:55:53]
[00:55:54]
You're done? On time, like I wanted?
[00:55:57]
Yes. Definitely.
[00:55:59]
Great!
[00:56:01]
I'll have them picked up tomorrow.|Terrific.
[00:56:05]
I have a good feeling about this.
[00:56:08]
This is great for me too...
[00:56:10]
-...at this stage in my career.|-That's a good one.
[00:56:14]
All the world is a stage.
[00:56:17]
Yeah? Well, yeah!
[00:56:21]
[00:56:23]
Get off!
[00:56:24]
You know Shakespeare?
[00:56:26]
Are you troubled by irregularity?
[00:56:29]
[00:56:30]
Get off, Felix!|Garfield! Do I look like a mouse?
[00:56:33]
[00:56:34]
It takes a tough man|to make a tender chicken.
[00:56:38]
[00:56:41]
You're not on drugs, are you?
[00:56:43]
[00:56:47]
I knew a guy like you.|Then he decided he was God.
[00:56:51]
God!
[00:56:52]
-God, uh, Jehovah....|-I think he needs some coffee.
[00:56:57]
[00:57:00]
French now, huh?
[00:57:02]
Each time I see you, I think,|" Is he naturally this...
[00:57:07]
...eccentric, or is this|just an act?"
[00:57:10]
[00:57:11]
Move the balloons!
[00:57:12]
[00:57:13]
What are you really like?
[00:57:15]
[00:57:18]
I see. No answer to that one.|Why are guys like that?
[00:57:22]
Go on!
[00:57:24]
[00:57:26]
Every guy is the same.
[00:57:28]
[00:57:34]
Yeah, you!
[00:57:35]
[00:57:37]
Okay.
[00:57:38]
[00:57:39]
--guys just smile.
[00:57:41]
[00:57:46]
I know a little Spanish.
[00:57:48]
[00:57:50]
" My mother...
[00:57:51]
[00:57:52]
...sleeps...with your dog?"
[00:57:55]
[00:57:59]
It's a saying in my country...
[00:58:02]
...where sometimes we speak Spanish.
[00:58:05]
Your mother doesn't sleep|with my dog. No, no.
[00:58:09]
She sleeps with people|who are like dogs.
[00:58:13]
I mean....
[00:58:14]
What a maroon.
[00:58:16]
[00:58:17]
I better go.
[00:58:18]
No, no. I am....|Please, I am sorry, huh?
[00:58:23]
I confess to you now, Sandy.
[00:58:25]
[00:58:26]
Everything I've been saying|has been coming not from me...
[00:58:30]
...but from my friend|who's controlling the sign.
[00:58:34]
[00:58:41]
Someone prompted you?
[00:58:43]
[00:58:44]
Please, I must escape|this embarrassment.
[00:58:47]
No, wait.
[00:58:49]
Please, sit down.
[00:58:51]
[00:58:52]
Do you mean that|you're interested in me, personally?
[00:58:56]
[00:58:57]
Yes.
[00:58:58]
[00:59:01]
That's what it was!
[00:59:03]
You've tried so hard.
[00:59:05]
[00:59:09]
The expense alone....
[00:59:10]
[00:59:11]
I am wanting to speak to you|with my tongue untied.
[00:59:14]
[00:59:16]
It's really sweet.
[00:59:18]
[00:59:19]
You could've told me.
[00:59:21]
[00:59:24]
So....
[00:59:26]
[00:59:27]
What do we talk about now?
[00:59:29]
Do you like music?
[00:59:31]
[00:59:32]
Don't tell me. This one is:
[00:59:34]
-" Bo Diddley," by Mr. Diddley!|-What year?
[00:59:38]
-Nineteen.... Fifty-five.|-Fifty-five!
[00:59:41]
[00:59:45]
Mr. Diddley did more for this|country than Warden G. Hard-on.
[00:59:50]
Harding.
[00:59:51]
[00:59:54]
It's okay, Ben.
[00:59:55]
[00:59:57]
Time is fun when you have flies.
[01:00:00]
I know a great club. You up for it?
[01:00:03]
I'm in all ways|for it most definitely.
[01:00:06]
-We need a cab.|-I'll get it. Allow me.
[01:00:10]
[01:00:11]
You can't get a cab in this city.
[01:00:14]
[01:00:16]
-Did I startle you?|-What is that?
[01:00:18]
-What is what?|-That!
[01:00:20]
[01:00:21]
There's 231 2 cabs in this city.|There's one now!
[01:00:25]
Hey, taxi!
[01:00:26]
[01:00:29]
Bull's-eye!
[01:00:30]
[01:00:35]
What is that?|Looks like one of your toys.
[01:00:38]
[01:00:39]
It does, doesn't it?
[01:00:41]
[01:00:42]
Please tell me what that is!
[01:00:44]
[01:00:45]
Thank you for stopping.
[01:00:47]
[01:00:50]
-Please.|-Excuse me.
[01:00:52]
[01:00:54]
Number Johnny Five.
[01:00:55]
[01:00:57]
Thank you, friend.
[01:00:59]
[01:01:02]
-You go back home.|-Okay.
[01:01:04]
[01:01:15]
All loaded. One thousand toy robots.
[01:01:18]
Is that it, Robby?
[01:01:20]
[01:01:21]
-Are you enjoying planet Earth?|-What?
[01:01:25]
[01:01:26]
-Take me to your leader. What's this?|-Huh?
[01:01:29]
[01:01:31]
This is XL-7, over and out.
[01:01:33]
[01:01:40]
Oh, Oscar! Hola, dude!|What's happening?
[01:01:44]
[01:01:52]
Number Johnny Five, the date was...
[01:01:55]
[01:01:58]
...such a success.
[01:02:00]
[01:02:01]
We talked.
[01:02:02]
[01:02:03]
We danced.
[01:02:05]
We drank champagne.
[01:02:07]
Sure came through with the money.
[01:02:10]
[01:02:11]
Our first big score.|Half those zeros are yours.
[01:02:15]
[01:02:17]
You gonna hold a grudge all your life?|We're finally making it!
[01:02:21]
[01:02:24]
Who are you guys, anyway?
[01:02:26]
[01:02:29]
Number Johnny Five?
[01:02:30]
[01:02:31]
You're a friendly guy.|I always enjoy our talks.
[01:02:34]
[01:02:35]
Well, I always enjoy talking to you.
[01:02:37]
[01:02:38]
You know something?
[01:02:40]
I'm worried about our friends,|Ben and Fred.
[01:02:43]
[01:02:44]
Frederick is not my friend.
[01:02:46]
[01:02:47]
I never liked him either.
[01:02:49]
[01:02:50]
-Ben's our friend.|-True-blue!
[01:02:52]
With all the vandalism|and attacks by those thugs...
[01:02:56]
...we have to make sure|Benjamin is safe.
[01:02:59]
[01:03:00]
Now, across the street...
[01:03:02]
...is a secret room I know about.|It's a perfect hiding place.
[01:03:07]
Ben can use an escape tunnel|to that room...
[01:03:10]
...in case they return.
[01:03:12]
[01:03:13]
I worked it out in detail.|It's taken me a long time.
[01:03:17]
Borrowing blueprints,|buying equipment.
[01:03:20]
[01:03:21]
Here, let me show you.
[01:03:23]
[01:03:25]
Get in there.
[01:03:27]
[01:03:31]
-Oh, dear!|-I get it.
[01:03:33]
Industrial espionage.
[01:03:35]
We got a toy and the big boys want it.
[01:03:38]
You'll be here a while.|Someone'll let you out Monday.
[01:03:42]
[01:03:43]
Johnny Five'll knock you|into the next zip code!
[01:03:47]
The robot's working for us now.
[01:03:49]
[01:03:50]
When he's done,|he'll be aluminum siding.
[01:03:53]
No, sir, please!
[01:03:55]
I wonder...
[01:03:57]
...if you'd help me...
[01:03:59]
[01:04:01]
...finish my hiding place...
[01:04:03]
[01:04:04]
...for our friend, Benjamin.
[01:04:06]
[01:04:07]
Certainly. I'd detach|my right arm for Ben.
[01:04:10]
And my left. Both arms.
[01:04:12]
[01:04:13]
Wait.
[01:04:14]
[01:04:15]
Underground excavation requires|permits. Water, phones--
[01:04:19]
I have all of them.
[01:04:21]
[01:04:25]
Low bridge.
[01:04:26]
[01:04:27]
This place is a mess.
[01:04:29]
[01:04:40]
I'm sorry I tried to sell your robot.
[01:04:43]
[01:04:44]
-I'm a jerk. I'm sleazy.|-You're getting warmer.
[01:04:48]
When you owe as much money as me,|it's a lot of pressure.
[01:04:52]
-Who would loan you money?|-I had to go to a shark.
[01:04:57]
You're telling me|you borrowed money from a fish?
[01:05:01]
A loan shark.
[01:05:02]
[01:05:03]
If you don't pay them back,|they remove parts of your anatomy.
[01:05:07]
[01:05:08]
The shark money|is what you used to help me?
[01:05:11]
I did it to help us.|Give us our big break.
[01:05:15]
[01:05:17]
You are risking|your popular body parts...
[01:05:20]
[01:05:21]
-...to start our business?|-Yeah, only then I got greedier.
[01:05:26]
A robot worth 1 1 million bucks!|I couldn't stand it.
[01:05:30]
[01:05:31]
I knew it wouldn't work.
[01:05:33]
That thing ran me to hell and gone,|which I deserve.
[01:05:37]
[01:05:38]
How do you control it?|It really doesn't work so good.
[01:05:41]
[01:05:42]
There's something I've not told you.
[01:05:44]
[01:05:45]
It's difficult to control|because it is just like us.
[01:05:48]
[01:05:49]
What?
[01:05:50]
It's making a lot of mistakes|because it is alive.
[01:05:54]
[01:05:55]
Alive?
[01:05:56]
I know what it's like for Ben,|working long hours for little pay.
[01:06:01]
I work with other people's money.|" Look, don't touch. No mistakes."
[01:06:06]
They treat me like a machine.
[01:06:09]
[01:06:10]
Like a machine?
[01:06:11]
This makes you feel lonely.
[01:06:14]
Unhappiness. Oh, Oscar, come here.|Come here.
[01:06:17]
[01:06:19]
I understand.
[01:06:20]
[01:06:22]
If those two dickheads|smash up Johnny...
[01:06:25]
...shut him down, he'll die?
[01:06:28]
If he loses power, yes.
[01:06:30]
[01:06:31]
We got to get out of here!
[01:06:33]
[01:06:34]
The two of us can take it.|Mind over matter. Ready?
[01:06:38]
On three. One, two, three.
[01:06:41]
[01:06:46]
My mind's not getting over|that matter, that's for sure.
[01:06:50]
[01:06:51]
Good golly! I am now missing|my second date with Sandy.
[01:06:55]
[01:06:56]
Oh, no.
[01:06:57]
[01:07:16]
Squid. I need squid.
[01:07:18]
[01:07:19]
Wait a minute, they screwed up!
[01:07:22]
Look! " Doo Wah's Chinese Restaurant."
[01:07:25]
It's the address! It's where we are!
[01:07:28]
[01:07:31]
To whom do we tell this news?
[01:07:33]
Right.
[01:07:34]
[01:07:35]
It won't help Johnny.
[01:07:37]
We may be too late already.
[01:07:39]
[01:07:40]
Too bad we don't have a phone.
[01:07:42]
-I left mine in the Mercedes.|-I'm serious.
[01:07:46]
Here's a phone line|I can wire into easily.
[01:07:49]
Can't you use that?
[01:07:51]
You're a high-tech guy.|Can't you make something?
[01:07:55]
Send them Morse code?
[01:07:57]
[01:08:06]
Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar|Digging 10 feet below
[01:08:09]
Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar
[01:08:12]
[01:08:13]
Juicy Fruit to hold the wire in place.
[01:08:17]
[01:08:26]
91 1 .
[01:08:28]
[01:08:30]
Ringing! It is ringing.
[01:08:32]
Someone has picked up.|Quick, tell me the code.
[01:08:36]
[01:08:39]
-Morse code.|-I don't know!
[01:08:41]
-You don't?|-I thought you did!
[01:08:44]
Some genius!|You don't know Morse code?
[01:08:47]
How am I supposed|to know Morse code?!
[01:08:50]
[01:08:52]
What is that?
[01:08:53]
-The Beach Boys, " Help Me, Rhoda."|-" Rhonda."
[01:08:56]
I'm studying pop music to increase|my friendship with Sandy...
[01:09:01]
...who I'll never see again.
[01:09:03]
Wait a minute.
[01:09:05]
Fred has this weird idea.
[01:09:07]
[01:09:20]
Will it work?
[01:09:21]
She'll understand.|She's very smart in this field.
[01:09:25]
[01:09:26]
-She has an answering machine?|-" Hi, I'm Sandy. You're not here...
[01:09:31]
...leave message|and I'll get on you.
[01:09:34]
-Please wait for beep."|-Beep. First one.
[01:09:38]
Help me, Rhonda|Help, help me, Rhonda
[01:09:42]
[01:09:46]
7-8-7-8-8-9-7-4
[01:09:50]
[01:10:01]
Madson steel alloy. A-450.
[01:10:03]
[01:10:04]
-I'll dig around it.|-No!
[01:10:05]
[01:10:06]
No, it's okay.
[01:10:08]
[01:10:09]
Oh, yes, yes. This is the secret room.
[01:10:12]
[01:10:13]
I'd planned to enter with a torch.
[01:10:15]
Perhaps you have a faster way.
[01:10:18]
[01:10:19]
-Entrance. Portal. A hole.|-Yes.
[01:10:21]
[01:10:29]
Good morning.|You're on Daddy-O's Patio...
[01:10:32]
[01:10:33]
... with golden-oldie platter chatter.|We've got more on tap.
[01:10:37]
[01:10:43]
What the hell?
[01:10:44]
[01:10:51]
Wait a minute. Ben?
[01:10:53]
[01:11:00]
My plasma cutter's dangerous|to humans.
[01:11:04]
[01:11:16]
Turn here, I think.
[01:11:18]
[01:11:23]
Broadway, keep going.
[01:11:24]
[01:11:25]
If you're worried for your friend,|why not call the police?
[01:11:29]
I did. Technically, he's missing.
[01:11:32]
He has to be gone 24 hours|before it's official.
[01:11:36]
Something's wrong.
[01:11:37]
[01:11:38]
-I know it.|-Here's Broadway.
[01:11:40]
Left or right?
[01:11:42]
[01:11:50]
Downtown, take a left! Hurry,|please! We may not have much time.
[01:11:55]
Okay, Ben. This is a long street.
[01:11:58]
[01:12:03]
-Tony Romeo!|-1 6th Street!
[01:12:05]
[01:12:06]
1 6th Street!
[01:12:07]
Go, go! Hurry!|Can't you go any faster?
[01:12:10]
[01:12:11]
If you get a ticket, I'll pay. Move!
[01:12:14]
-1 6th Street. Next song?|-Where'd you learn all this?
[01:12:18]
Leningrad. Everything from|ABBA to ZZ Top.
[01:12:22]
[01:12:25]
What is this?
[01:12:26]
Otis Redding, " Dock of the Bay."
[01:12:29]
[01:12:30]
" Dock of the Bay" ! Of course!|Go toward the docks!
[01:12:33]
[01:12:34]
Okey-dokey.
[01:12:35]
[01:12:44]
Lucy, I'm home!
[01:12:46]
[01:12:47]
Oh, my God!
[01:12:48]
[01:12:52]
You're incredible!
[01:12:54]
[01:12:55]
This is Benjamin's hiding place.|Isn't it great?
[01:12:58]
[01:13:00]
Hiding place is Heimdall bank vault.
[01:13:03]
Well, yes.
[01:13:05]
Of course, that's the whole idea. See?
[01:13:08]
What's safer than a safe?
[01:13:10]
[01:13:11]
-But--|-We need one more thing.
[01:13:13]
We need to clear out all my old junk.|Open this box.
[01:13:18]
Cutting hole in vault...
[01:13:20]
...is not damage? Vandalism?
[01:13:22]
[01:13:23]
Don't be silly, I own this vault.
[01:13:25]
[01:13:26]
You can't vandalize something|that's already yours.
[01:13:29]
[01:13:30]
All right.
[01:13:31]
[01:13:39]
Hold this.
[01:13:40]
[01:13:51]
Open this.
[01:13:52]
[01:14:03]
Precious stones. Diamonds.
[01:14:06]
The Vanderveer Collection.
[01:14:09]
This is your junk?
[01:14:11]
[01:14:12]
Yeah. Excuse me.
[01:14:14]
[01:14:16]
Oscar owns|the Vanderveer Collection? Oscar!
[01:14:19]
[01:14:20]
-" Louie, Louie!"|-No, it's " Doo-doo" something.
[01:14:23]
[01:14:24]
" Doo Wah Diddy" !
[01:14:26]
" Doo Wah Diddy" !
[01:14:28]
[01:14:30]
What's a "doo wah diddy?"
[01:14:32]
[01:14:44]
"The warmth|in your heart makes others...
[01:14:48]
[01:14:49]
...happy."
[01:14:50]
[01:14:51]
I like this one.|"Opportunity is waiting.
[01:14:54]
You need but to open the door."
[01:14:56]
[01:14:58]
Arm yourself.
[01:14:59]
[01:15:05]
Hi.
[01:15:06]
It's coming,|and it's smarter than I thought!
[01:15:09]
-We should take the robot!|-Don't be absurd!
[01:15:13]
Taking jewels without permission|is stealing! Ripping off!
[01:15:17]
[01:15:23]
-You missed him!|-We'll finish it off.
[01:15:26]
You idiots! Artificial intelligence--
[01:15:29]
Will you shut up!
[01:15:31]
[01:15:54]
Help! Police! Must find policeman!
[01:15:56]
[01:15:57]
Constable! Gendarme!
[01:15:59]
[01:16:01]
Hurry, we gotta get him!
[01:16:03]
[01:16:05]
Police station. Which way?
[01:16:07]
[01:16:25]
Where is he?
[01:16:26]
[01:16:34]
-Explain yourself.|-Do something!
[01:16:36]
Enlighten me.|Why try to disassemble Johnny Five?
[01:16:40]
-Act-ay ared-scay.|-Is your speech program scrambled?
[01:16:44]
[01:16:45]
Act-ay ared-scay.|Et-gay ehind-bay im-hay!
[01:16:48]
[01:16:49]
Et-gee ehind-bay im-hay!
[01:16:51]
Oh, right. I'm scared. We better go.
[01:16:54]
Yeah, me too.|Let's get out of here.
[01:16:57]
[01:16:58]
I don't understand this input.|What language is that?
[01:17:03]
[01:17:12]
No, wait!
[01:17:14]
[01:17:19]
Wreck it! It's a witness that|can identify us!
[01:17:22]
No! Stop! Please!
[01:17:24]
Not a machine!
[01:17:25]
[01:17:26]
-Not disassemble! Am alive! Can die!|-Smash that damn thing!
[01:17:30]
[01:17:31]
Please! Am alive!
[01:17:33]
[01:17:34]
Stop!
[01:17:35]
[01:17:36]
Do not kill me!
[01:17:38]
[01:17:41]
It's still moving! Get it! Hit it!
[01:17:44]
[01:17:51]
Finish it off!
[01:17:52]
[01:17:57]
What the hell? Come back!
[01:17:59]
[01:18:09]
Come back here!
[01:18:10]
[01:18:19]
Good!
[01:18:20]
[01:18:26]
Look out!
[01:18:27]
[01:18:35]
Those things can kill you!
[01:18:37]
[01:19:16]
Number Johnny Five?
[01:19:18]
[01:19:20]
Fred, check outside.
[01:19:22]
[01:19:23]
Where is he?
[01:19:24]
[01:19:25]
A secret, sliding, descending staircase.|Johnny Five?
[01:19:30]
[01:19:31]
-Hands up!|-What's the meaning of--?
[01:19:35]
-Don't move!|-Stand apart, do it now. Now.
[01:19:38]
[01:20:57]
Have you seen a robot?|Looks like a metal grasshopper.
[01:21:01]
No grasshoppers today?
[01:21:03]
[01:22:15]
J. Five!
[01:22:17]
[01:22:18]
Hey. Stop!
[01:22:19]
[01:22:27]
Oh, God! What did they do to you?
[01:22:30]
[01:23:02]
I can't. I can't!
[01:23:03]
[01:23:04]
The cops have him.
[01:23:05]
[01:23:19]
Me? Me?
[01:23:21]
Fix?
[01:23:22]
[01:23:23]
How? With what?
[01:23:25]
[01:23:44]
Twist the purple wires together?
[01:23:46]
[01:23:48]
Lo hell, bozo.
[01:23:49]
[01:23:50]
Hello, zobo.
[01:23:51]
[01:23:52]
Hello, bozo.
[01:23:53]
[01:23:54]
Are you okay now?
[01:23:55]
[01:23:56]
No. Backup power in go. Going.
[01:23:59]
-You can't plug into a wall?|-Main wer-pow--
[01:24:03]
Power circuits severed.|Must reconnect...
[01:24:06]
[01:24:07]
...main battery. Pen-o-- Open.|Quick, like a bunny.
[01:24:11]
[01:24:12]
You're bleeding!
[01:24:13]
[01:24:14]
Battery fluid....
[01:24:16]
[01:24:17]
No, Fred. Not your shilk sirt.
[01:24:20]
Silk shirt.
[01:24:21]
-Bombyx mori--|-Forget it.
[01:24:23]
[01:24:24]
It's bandaged. Okay now?
[01:24:26]
Must repair wiring to memory.|My memory is me.
[01:24:30]
If it loses power,|I die.... Expire.... Buck the kicket.
[01:24:34]
[01:24:37]
Just tell me what to do.
[01:24:39]
First, get soldering iron.
[01:24:41]
[01:24:44]
This is it? No, that's not it.
[01:24:47]
[01:24:53]
I can't do this!|I'm no good at this!
[01:24:56]
Fifteen minutes you have to get good.
[01:24:59]
[01:25:01]
Plenty of time...time.
[01:25:03]
[01:25:04]
In a sort of runic rhyme, rhyme.
[01:25:06]
All right! Don't lose it!
[01:25:09]
Just tell me, step-by-step.
[01:25:12]
[01:25:13]
We were nowhere near it.
[01:25:15]
[01:25:16]
-I was in a Chinese refrigerator.|-It's true! Smell him!
[01:25:20]
[01:25:27]
Hurry, Fred.
[01:25:28]
[01:25:43]
Backup power is going.
[01:25:45]
[01:25:50]
Hurry!
[01:25:51]
[01:25:52]
-Jesus!|-Christ. Lived from 1 to 33 A.D.
[01:25:56]
Those are in.
[01:25:57]
-This is it, right?|-Hope so.
[01:26:00]
[01:26:01]
Here we go.
[01:26:03]
[01:26:06]
Told you you could do it.
[01:26:09]
[01:26:10]
I get your arm working,|you can do the rest, right?
[01:26:13]
[01:26:14]
-K.O., Derf.|-Fred.
[01:26:16]
That's what I said. Derf.
[01:26:18]
[01:26:30]
-Why dinosaurs?|-They were on sale. It doesn't matter.
[01:26:34]
It doesn't matter.|This'll get us past customs.
[01:26:37]
[01:26:38]
Our gift to the Brazilian orphanage.
[01:26:41]
-Oscar? That schlub?|-Yeah.
[01:26:43]
I can't believe it. How are you?
[01:26:46]
I'm 70 present, uh,|president...percent repaired.
[01:26:50]
Why did Rasco lie to me?|Try to disassemble?
[01:26:54]
Rasc--? Oh, Oscar!
[01:26:56]
[01:26:57]
The jewels!|They must be worth.... Who knows?
[01:27:00]
37,862,000 lar-dolls.|I thought my friend he was.
[01:27:05]
[01:27:06]
Am naive. Gullible. Schlemiel.
[01:27:08]
Lesson one: Don't trust anybody.
[01:27:11]
[01:27:12]
I trust you.... Now.
[01:27:13]
[01:27:14]
Don't. I wouldn't trust me.|I tried to cash in on you!
[01:27:18]
Humans are so plicompcated.
[01:27:20]
[01:27:22]
Don't take it so hard.|It's life in the big city.
[01:27:25]
[01:27:26]
He suckered me, I'm the con man.
[01:27:28]
[01:27:29]
He locked me and Ben|in a room of squid.
[01:27:32]
He locked you up? He did not smash,|crush, dent, mangle you?
[01:27:36]
[01:27:37]
He wanted us out of the way.
[01:27:40]
Kidnap the humans.|Destroy the machine!
[01:27:44]
[01:28:00]
All right!
[01:28:02]
Let's party!
[01:28:04]
[01:28:05]
Take it easy.
[01:28:07]
Not human, but am a life form.|Have soul! He me killed to try!
[01:28:12]
-What are you going to do?|-Pursue, capture, incarcerate!
[01:28:16]
[01:28:17]
These are serious guys!
[01:28:19]
You're hurt and your backup is gone!
[01:28:22]
I'm okay. Just a few Bugs Bunny|to work out in out in.
[01:28:27]
-Perfectly functionality.|-Listen to you! You can't talk right!
[01:28:31]
[01:28:32]
A life form has to do...
[01:28:34]
...what a life form has to do. Move.
[01:28:37]
[01:28:45]
Cool it, life form!
[01:28:47]
What is that? How much for it?
[01:28:50]
Some way to treat|a future U.S. citizen!
[01:28:53]
[01:28:54]
Listen! A life|is hanging on a tightrope.
[01:28:57]
Just got a 1 0-31 !|A guy was ripped off by a robot.
[01:29:01]
[01:29:02]
You!
[01:29:03]
Hello.
[01:29:04]
[01:29:05]
They broke in, and the robot--
[01:29:07]
You are who spotted the robot?
[01:29:10]
-Come with me.|-I have to do this. I was robbed.
[01:29:15]
[01:29:17]
-The scene of the crime.|-You'll never find them. They're gone.
[01:29:21]
[01:29:22]
Find them I will.|Activating spectro-analyser.
[01:29:26]
[01:29:27]
Tire tracks.
[01:29:28]
[01:29:29]
Goodyear radials, 21 5-751 5.|Hop on, Derf.
[01:29:32]
[01:29:33]
You can see their tire tracks?
[01:29:36]
Piece of corn. Can of cake.
[01:29:38]
[01:29:39]
Suck doup.
[01:29:40]
[01:29:48]
Oh, no. Fluid! He is leaking.
[01:29:52]
Hydraulic? Brake fluid?|Lighter fluid?
[01:29:55]
You don't know your fluids.|It's battery fluid. He's bleeding.
[01:29:59]
[01:30:03]
Here.
[01:30:04]
Parked.
[01:30:05]
Gone.
[01:30:06]
[01:30:07]
That-a-way.
[01:30:08]
[01:30:19]
Don't worry.
[01:30:20]
My cousin was a Harley.
[01:30:22]
[01:30:23]
-There! Chrysler LeBaron. Late model.|-You did it! We got them!
[01:30:28]
[01:30:29]
Headed south on Central,|a man on a robot.
[01:30:32]
[01:30:33]
Do you copy?
[01:30:34]
That is Johnny Five.
[01:30:36]
Charlie-six is on it.
[01:30:38]
[01:30:43]
I don't believe it.
[01:30:44]
[01:30:46]
We have to lose it!
[01:30:48]
[01:30:53]
-We'll never catch them.|-Check this out.
[01:30:56]
[01:30:58]
-Not a good idea.|-Trust me.
[01:31:00]
[01:31:01]
Shortcut. As the crow flies.|Saw utility maps in bookstore.
[01:31:05]
-We're on 59th. No suspect.|-We are seeing none of them!
[01:31:09]
[01:31:10]
I am requesting|a helicopter immediately! 4-1 0!
[01:31:13]
[01:31:14]
-You know what I'm standing in?|-Turned east on Lakeshore.
[01:31:18]
No, wait!
[01:31:19]
[01:31:24]
-What the hell?|-Go around them!
[01:31:26]
Yeah, yeah.
[01:31:28]
[01:31:29]
Look out!
[01:31:30]
[01:31:33]
We lost him.
[01:31:34]
[01:31:35]
You're underestimating him.|He'll find us.
[01:31:38]
[01:31:40]
-You see them?|-Shh! Quiet.
[01:31:42]
Quiet? Do you know|what just floated by?
[01:31:45]
Vehicle is low on fuel.
[01:31:47]
[01:31:48]
-It is not!|-Door is open.
[01:31:50]
And you're going nowhere, bozos!
[01:31:54]
[01:31:57]
-What are you doing now?|-Pumping iron.
[01:32:00]
Is the car moving?
[01:32:02]
[01:32:05]
Prepare for launch!|All systems are go.
[01:32:09]
[01:32:13]
Lift-off!
[01:32:14]
[01:32:24]
-What happened?|-Get them out.
[01:32:26]
[01:32:27]
Wait a minute. Are you okay?
[01:32:30]
[01:32:31]
Hey, you.
[01:32:32]
[01:32:33]
Here's Johnny!
[01:32:35]
Give me that.
[01:32:36]
[01:32:37]
Okay, jerkoff.|You're gonna get recycled.
[01:32:40]
Recycle this, you|meshuggenah schmuck!
[01:32:43]
[01:32:44]
You ugly mother!
[01:32:45]
[01:32:48]
Come on, you bug-eyed geek!|Do you feel lucky, punk?
[01:32:53]
We have a 10-34|between two men and a forklift.
[01:32:57]
What's a 1 0-34?|Why does he not speak English?
[01:33:01]
[01:33:06]
Where you going, speedy?
[01:33:08]
[01:33:09]
Watch it! You're out of your league.
[01:33:12]
Dr. Ruth says, "Violence is|an expression of sexual frustration."
[01:33:17]
Saunders, you bastard, help me!|Eep-kay im-hay usy-bay!
[01:33:22]
[01:33:23]
You got water-cooled tubes!|I'll scramble your RAM!
[01:33:27]
I'm really scared, you know. For sure.
[01:33:30]
[01:33:34]
Yes! Yes, J. Five!
[01:33:36]
[01:33:38]
You rang?
[01:33:40]
[01:33:42]
Ew-scray ou-yay, ozo-bay.
[01:33:44]
[01:33:51]
Okay, pilgrim...
[01:33:52]
...it's roundup time.
[01:33:54]
[01:34:00]
Put your arms down, please.
[01:34:03]
-Thanks.|-You're welcome.
[01:34:05]
[01:34:11]
Five!
[01:34:12]
[01:34:13]
Oscar!
[01:34:14]
[01:34:22]
It's a dead end, Oscar.
[01:34:24]
[01:34:25]
Give it up!
[01:34:27]
[01:34:34]
Hey!
[01:34:35]
[01:34:36]
Stop!
[01:34:38]
So long, sucker!
[01:34:39]
[01:34:46]
Oh, yeah? Watch this!
[01:34:48]
[01:34:50]
Can't lock on frequency.
[01:34:52]
I'll pass you off at the head.
[01:34:55]
[01:34:56]
Hey, tough guy--
[01:34:57]
[01:35:05]
Where is he? He's leaking! He'll die!
[01:35:09]
[01:35:56]
No, Oscar! No!
[01:35:58]
[01:36:05]
Forget it! You can't swim!
[01:36:07]
[01:36:32]
Elevation! Altitude!
[01:36:33]
[01:36:39]
Oscar, you will not get away!
[01:36:42]
I am really pissed off!
[01:36:44]
[01:37:07]
Me Johnny.
[01:37:08]
[01:37:09]
You busted.
[01:37:10]
[01:37:28]
What are you? Punishment from God?
[01:37:32]
[01:37:49]
-Get out of my way! Please.|-Benjamin.
[01:37:52]
[01:37:54]
Number Johnny Five.|Where is your auxiliary power?
[01:37:58]
-What?|-Auxiliary!
[01:38:00]
His backup battery's dead!|He used it up! Damn it!
[01:38:04]
I knew he wasn't up to this.
[01:38:07]
[01:38:18]
Medical person! Do your job!
[01:38:20]
[01:38:21]
-Get the defibrillator!|-What are you doing?
[01:38:24]
Give it to me!
[01:38:26]
Goodbye...
[01:38:27]
[01:38:28]
...Benjamin.
[01:38:30]
[01:38:36]
Give me that!
[01:38:38]
Do not touch me!|Turn the power to topmost.
[01:38:42]
Get back! Get back!
[01:38:43]
[01:38:47]
Number Johnny Five, come on!
[01:38:50]
[01:38:52]
Come on. Come on, Johnny Five!|Come on!
[01:38:56]
[01:39:01]
Please!
[01:39:02]
Come on!
[01:39:04]
[01:39:26]
Please say something.
[01:39:28]
[01:39:33]
Benjamin....
[01:39:35]
[01:39:36]
My friend.
[01:39:38]
[01:39:39]
Oh, my God.
[01:39:40]
[01:39:41]
Johnny Five.|Are you completely operational?
[01:39:44]
[01:39:45]
-1 00% intact?|-Perfectly...K.O.
[01:39:49]
[01:39:51]
Keep it on or I'll beat your lights!
[01:39:53]
[01:39:54]
I've got such a headache!
[01:39:56]
[01:39:57]
Number Johnny Five,|I was so worried. Pardon me.
[01:40:01]
[01:40:20]
See this guy? I know him.
[01:40:22]
[01:40:23]
Fast reader.|Close personal friend of mine.
[01:40:26]
[01:40:27]
Here's a guy that can read.
[01:40:29]
[01:40:30]
You want my toys? Everybody does.
[01:40:33]
We'll be late.
[01:40:35]
You want 5000? Wait six months,|like everyone else.
[01:40:38]
[01:40:39]
I got three shifts working.|Not much I can do. I'll get back to you.
[01:40:43]
In sales all my life.|I finally got something that sells!
[01:40:48]
What about this?
[01:40:50]
"Johnny Five. You know the name.|Now own the toy."
[01:40:54]
Get in the car.
[01:40:55]
[01:40:58]
I solemnly swear...
[01:41:00]
[01:41:02]
...to support|and defend the Constitution...
[01:41:05]
[01:41:08]
...of the United States of America.
[01:41:11]
[01:41:13]
-Hurry up!|-Coming.
[01:41:15]
[01:41:18]
--and I will bear true faith|and allegiance to the same.
[01:41:23]
[01:41:24]
I take this obligation freely...
[01:41:27]
[01:41:29]
...without mental reservation,|or purpose of evasion.
[01:41:33]
[01:41:39]
So help me God.
[01:41:42]
[01:41:43]
Congratulations to you all.|Finally, it is my unique honour...
[01:41:48]
...to recognize|our first robotic citizen.
[01:41:52]
By this ceremony,|the U.S. government decrees...
[01:41:55]
...he shall have the same rights|as every American citizen.
[01:42:00]
Congratulations to you...
[01:42:03]
...Mr. Johnny Five.
[01:42:05]
All right!
[01:42:06]
[01:42:10]
Congratulations, Johnny.|And you!
[01:42:12]
[01:42:16]
-Kissing. Osculation. Hot tchotchkes!|-My partner!
[01:42:20]
-How do you feel?|-How do I feel?
[01:42:23]
I feel alive!
[01:42:25]
[01:45:50]
Subtitles by|JazzCat
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