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Once upon a time|there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment|upon her of a fearful sort... which could only be broken|by love's first kiss. She was locked away|in a castle... guarded by a terrible|fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted|to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in|the dragon's keep... in the highest room|of the tallest tower... for her true love|and true love's first kiss. Like that's ever gonna happen. - What a loony Somebody once told me|the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool|in the shed She was lookin' kind of dumb|with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L"|on her forehead The years start comin'|and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules|and I hit the ground runnin' Didn 't make sense|not to live for fun Your brain gets smart|but your head gets dumb So much to do|So much to see So what's wrong with|takin' the backstreets You'll never know|if you don't go You'll never shine|if you don't glow Hey, now|You're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rockstar|Get the show on, get paid And all that|glitters is gold Only shootin' stars|break the mould It's a cool place|and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now|but wait till you get older But the meteormen|beg to differ Judging by the hole|in the satellite picture The ice we skate|is gettin' pretty thin The water's getting warm|so you might as well swim My world's on fire|How 'bout yours That's the way I like it|and I'll never get bored - Hey, now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rockstar|Get the show on, get paid And all that|glitters is gold Only shootin' stars|break the mould - Go!|- Go! - Go. Go. Go. Hey, now|You're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rockstar|Get the show on, get paid And all that|glitters is gold Only shootin' stars|break the mould - Think it's in there?|- All right. Let's get it! Whoa. Hold on. Do you know|what that thing can do to you? Yeah, it'll grind|your bones for its bread. Yes, well, actually,|that would be a giant. Now, ogres--|They're much worse. They'll make a suit|from your freshly peeled skin. - No!|- They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly|from your eyes! - Actually, it's quite good on toast.|- Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! - Right. This is the part|where you run away. And stay out! "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures." All right. This one's full. - Take it away! - Move it along. Come on! Get up!|- Next! Give me that!|Your flying days are over. That's 20 pieces of silver|for the witch. Next! - Get up! Come on!|- Twenty pieces. - Sit down there! - Keep quiet! This cage is too small. Please don't turn me in.|I'll never be stubborn again. I can change.|Please! Give me another chance! - Oh, shut up.|- Oh!|- Next! - What have you got?|- This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet.|I'm a real boy. Five shillings|for the possessed toy. - Take it away.|- Father, please!|Don't let them do this! - Help me!|- Next. What have you got? - Well, I've got a talking donkey. Right. Well, that's good for|ten shillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead, little fella. Well? Oh, oh, he's just--|He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.|Talk, you boneheaded dolt-- -That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!|- No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk.|I love to talk. I'm the talkingest|damn thing you ever saw. - Get her out of my sight.|- No, no! I swear! Oh!|He can talk! Hey! I can fly! - He can fly!|- He can fly! - He can talk!|- Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying,|talking donkey. You might have seen a house fly,|maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't|never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Uh-oh. Seize him! After him!|He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! You there. Ogre! Aye? By the order of Lord Farquaad,|I am authorized to place|you both under arrest... and transport you to|a designated... resettlement facility. Oh, really?|You and what army? Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really somethin'|back there. Incredible! Are you talkin' to--|me? Whoa! Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I|tell you that you was great back there?|Those guards! They thought they was all of that.|Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves|like babes in the woods. That really made me|feel good to see that. - Oh, that's great. Really.|- Man, it's good to be free. Now, why don't you go celebrate your|freedom with your own friends? Hmm? But, uh, I don't|have any friends. And I'm not goin'|out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got|a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean,|green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare|the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Oh, wow!|That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin',|if that don't work, your breath|certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely|need some Tic Tacs or something,|'cause your breath stinks! You almost burned the hair|outta my nose, just like the time-- Then I ate some rotten berries.|I had strong gases eking out|of my butt that day. Why are you following me? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone There's no one here|beside me My problems|have all gone There's no one|to deride me But you gotta have friends-- Stop singing! It's no wonder|you don't have any friends. Wow. Only a true friend|would be that truly honest. Listen, little donkey.|Take a look at me. What am I? Uh-- - Really tall?|- No! I'm an ogre. You know.|"Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you? Nope. - Really?|- Really, really. - Oh.|- Man, I like you. What's your name? Uh, Shrek. Shrek? Well, you know|what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of|I-don't-care-what-nobody-|thinks-of-me thing. I like that.|I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want|to live in a place like that? That would be my home. Oh! And it is lovely!|Just beautiful. You are quite a decorator.|It's amazing what you've done|with such a modest budget. I like that boulder.|That is a nice boulder. I guess you don't|entertain much, do you? I like my privacy. You know, I do too.|That's another thing we have in common. Like, I hate it when|you got somebody in your face. You're trying to give them|a hint, and they won't leave.|There's that awkward silence. - Can I stay with you?|- Uh, what? Can I stay with you, please? - Of course!|- Really? - No.|- Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be|considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together.|You gotta let me stay! - Please! Please!|- Okay! Okay! - But one night only.|- Ah! Thank you! - What are you-- No! No!|- This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late,|swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin'|I'm makin' waffles. - Oh!|- Where do, uh, I sleep? Outside! Oh, well,|I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you,|and you don't know me, so I guess outside|is best, you know. Here I go. Good night. I mean, I do like the outdoors.|I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself|outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside. I'm all alone|There's no one here beside me I thought I told you to stay outside. - I am outside. Well, gents, it's a far cry from|the farm, but what choice do we have? It's not home,|but it'll do just fine. What a lovely bed. - Got ya.|- I found some cheese. - Ow!|- Blah! Awful stuff. - Is that you, Gorder?|- How did you know? Enough!|What are you doing in my house? Hey! - Oh, no, no, no. - Dead broad off the table.|- Where are we supposed to|put her? The bed's taken. Huh? What? I live in a swamp. I put up signs.|I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do|to get a little privacy? - Aah!|- Oh, no. Oh, no. - No! No! - What? - Quit it.|- Don't push. What are you doing|in my swamp? Swamp! Swamp! Swamp! - Oh, dear! Whoa! All right, get out of here.|All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go!|Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! - Quickly. Come on!|- No, no! No, no.|Not there. Not there. - Oh! Hey, don't look at me.|I didn't invite them. Oh, gosh, no one invited us. - What?|- We were forced to come here. - By who?|- Lord Farquaad. He huffed und he puffed und he...|signed an eviction notice. All right. Who knows where|this Farquaad guy is? - Oh, I do. I know where he is. Does anyone else|know where to find him? - Anyone at all?|- Me! Me! - Anyone?|- Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know!|I know! Me, me! Okay, fine. Attention,|all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable.|Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see|this guy Farquaad right now... and get you all off my land|and back where you came from! Oh! You! You're comin' with me. All right, that's|what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends,|off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it! - On the road again|Sing it with me, Shrek.|- Hey. Oh, oh! I can't wait to get|on the road again What did I say|about singing? - Can I whistle?|- No. - Can I hum it?|- All right, hum it. That's enough.|He's ready to talk. Run, run, run,|as fast as you can. You can't catch me.|I'm the gingerbread man! - You're a monster.|- I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale|trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me!|Where are the others? - Eat me! I've tried to be fair|to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end!|Tell me or I'll-- No, no, not the buttons.|Not my gumdrop buttons. All right then.|Who's hiding them? Okay, I'll tell you.|Do you know the muffin man? - The muffin man?|- The muffin man. Yes, I know the muffin man,|who lives on Drury Lane? Well, she's married|to the muffin man. - The muffin man?|- The muffin man! - She's married to the muffin man. My lord! We found it. Then what are you waiting for?|Bring it in. - Oh! - Magic mirror--|- Don't tell him anything! No! - Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Is this not the most|perfect kingdom of them all? Well, technically|you're not a king. Uh, Thelonius. - You were saying?|- What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All|you have to do is marry a princess. - Go on. So, just sit back|and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to|meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette number one|is a mentally abused shut-in|from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi|and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking|and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella. Bachelorette number two|is a cape-wearing girl|from the land of fancy. Although she lives with|seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips|and find out what a live wire she is. Come on.|Give it up for Snow White! And last,|but certainly not least, bachelorette number three|is a fiery redhead... from a dragon-guarded castle|surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol|who likes piña coladas|and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing,|Princess Fiona! So will it be|bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two|or bachelorette number three? - Two! Two!|- Three! Three! - Two! Two!|- Three! Three? One?|Three? Three!|Pick number three, my lord! Okay, okay, uh, number three! Lord Farquaad,|you've chosen Princess Fiona. If you love piña coladas - And getting caught in the rain|- Princess Fiona. - If you're not into yoga|- She's perfect. All I have to do is|just find someone who can go-- But I probably should mention|the little thing that happens at night. - I'll do it.|- Yes, but after sunset-- Silence! I will make|this Princess Fiona my queen, and DuLoc will finally|have the perfect king! Captain, assemble|your finest men. We're going to have|a tournament. But that's it. That's it|right there. That's DuLoc. I told ya I'd find it. So, that must be|Lord Farquaad's castle. Uh-huh. That's the place. Do you think maybe|he's compensating for something? Hey, wait.|Wait up, Shrek. Hurry, darling.|We're late. Hurry. - Hey, you! Wait a second.|Look, I'm not gonna eat ya. - I just-- I just-- It's quiet. Too quiet. - Where is everybody?|- Hey, look at this! Welcome to DuLoc|such a perfect town Here we have some rules|Let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line|and we'll get along fine DuLoc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass|Shine your shoes, wipe your... face DuLoc is, DuLoc is DuLoc is a perfect - Place Wow! Let's do that again! No. No.|No, no, no! No. - Brave knights. - You are the best and brightest|in all the land. Today one of you|shall prove himself-- All right. You're going the right way|for a smacked bottom. - Sorry about that. That champion shall have the honour--|no, no-- the privilege... to go forth and rescue|the lovely Princess Fiona... from the fiery keep|of the dragon. If for any reason|the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up|will take his place... and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's|a sacrifice I am willing to make. Let the tournament begin! - Oh! - What is that? - It's hideous!|- Ah, that's not very nice. - It's just a donkey.|- Huh? Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the ogre will be|named champion! Have at him! - Get him!|- Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now. Go ahead! Get him! Can't we just settle this|over a pint? Kill the beast! No? All right then. Come on! I don't give a damn|about my reputation - You're living in the past|It's a new generation|- Damn! - A girl can do|what she wants to do And that's what|I'm gonna do And I don't give a damn|about my bad reputation Oh, no, no, no, no, no|Not me - Me, me, me|- Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me! And I don't give a damn|about my reputation Never said I wanted|to improve my station Ah! - And I'm always feelin' good|when I'm having fun|- Yeah! And I don't have|to please no one The chair!|Give him the chair! And I don't give a damn|about my bad reputation Oh, no, no, no, no, no|Not me Me, me, me Oh, no, no, no, no Not me, not me - Not me Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you!|Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday.|Try the veal! Ha, ha! Shall I give|the order, sir? No, I have a better idea. People of DuLoc,|I give you our champion! - What?|- Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honour of|embarking on a great and noble quest. Quest? I'm already on a quest,|a quest to get my swamp back. - Your swamp?|- Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped|those fairy tale creatures! - Indeed. All right, ogre,|I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and|I'll give you your swamp back. Exactly the way it was? Down to the last|slime-covered toadstool. - And the squatters?|- As good as gone. What kind of quest? Let me get this straight.|You're gonna go fight a dragon... and rescue a princess just so Farquaad|will give you back a swamp... which you only don't have|because he filled it full of|freaks in the first place. - Is that about right?|- Maybe there's a good reason|donkeys shouldn't talk. I don't get it. Why don't you just|pull some of that ogre stuff on him? Throttle him,|lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread,|the whole ogre trip. Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have|decapitated an entire village... and put their heads|on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their|spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound|good to you? Uh, no, not really, no. For your information, there's a lot|more to ogres than people think. - Example?|- Example? - Okay, um, ogres are like onions.|- They stink? - Yes-- No!|- They make you cry?|- No! You leave them out in the sun,|they get all brown, start|sproutin' little white hairs. No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers!|Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. Oh, you both|have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes!|Cakes have layers. I don't care...|what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes. You know what else|everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you|say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "No,|I don't like no parfait"? - Parfaits are delicious.|- No! You dense, irritating,|miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions!|End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later. Parfaits may be the most delicious thing|on the whole damn planet. You know, I think|I preferred your humming. Do you have a tissue or something?|I'm making a mess. Just the word parfait|make me start slobbering. I'm on my way from misery|to happiness today Uh-huh, uh-huh|Uh-huh, uh-huh I'm on my way from misery|to happiness today Uh-huh, uh-huh|Uh-huh, uh-huh And everything|that you receive up yonder Is what you give to me|the day I wander I'm on my way I'm on my way I'm on my way Ooh! Shrek!|Did you do that? You gotta warn somebody before you|just crack one off. My mouth was open. Believe me, Donkey, if|it was me, you'd be dead. It's brimstone. - We must be getting close.|- Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about it's|the brimstone. I know what I|smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off|no stone neither. Sure, it's big enough,|but look at the location. Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when|you said ogres have layers? Oh, aye. Well, I have a bit|of a confession to make. Donkeys don't have layers. We wear|our fear right out there on our sleeves. - Wait a second.|Donkeys don't have sleeves.|- You know what I mean. You can't tell me|you're afraid of heights. I'm just a little uncomfortable|about being on a rickety bridge|over a boiling lake of lava! Come on, Donkey.|I'm right here beside ya, okay? For emotional support, we'll just tackle this thing|together one little baby step at a time. - Really?|- Really, really. - Okay, that makes me|feel so much better.|- Just keep moving. - And don't look down.|- Okay, don't look down.|Don't look down. Don't look down.|Keep on moving. Don't look down. Shrek! I'm lookin' down! Oh, God, I can't do this!|Just let me off, please! - But you're already halfway.|- But I know that half is safe! Okay, fine. I don't|have time for this. You go back. - Shrek, no! Wait!|-Just, Donkey-- - Let's have a dance then, shall we?|- Don't do that! Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? - Oh, this?|- Yes, that! Yes? Yes, do it. Okay. No, Shrek! - No! Stop it!|- You said do it! I'm doin' it. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.|Shrek, I'm gonna die. Oh! That'll do, Donkey.|That'll do. Cool. So where is this|fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? Inside, waiting for us|to rescue her. I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. You afraid? No, but-- Shh. Oh, good. Me neither. 'Cause there's nothin'|wrong with bein' afraid. Fear's a sensible response|to an unfamiliar situation. Unfamiliar dangerous|situation, I might add. With a dragon that breathes fire|and eats knights and breathes fire, it sure doesn't mean you're a coward|if you're a little scared. I sure as heck ain't no coward.|I know that. Donkey, two things, okay? Shut... up. Now go over there and see|if you can find any stairs. Stairs? I thought|we was lookin' for the princess. The princess will be up the stairs in|the highest room in the tallest tower. - What makes you think she'll be there?|- I read it in a book once. Cool. You handle the dragon.|I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs.|I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know|which way they're goin'. I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess|with me. I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs.|I wish I had a step right here.|I'd step all over it. Well, at least we know|where the princess is, but where's the-- - Dragon! - Got ya! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Aah! Aah! - Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean, white, sparkling teeth.|I know you probably hear this|all the time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that|is one dazzling smile you got there. Do I detect a hint|of minty freshness? And you know what else?|You're-- You're a girl dragon! Oh, sure! I mean,|of course you're a girl dragon. You're just reeking|of feminine beauty. What's the matter with you?|You got something in your eye? Ooh. Oh. Oh. Man, I'd really love to stay,|but, you know, I'm, uh-- I'm an asthmatic, and|I don't know if it'd work out if|you're gonna blow smoke rings. Shrek! No! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Oh! Oh! - Wake up!|- What? Are you Princess Fiona? I am, awaiting a knight|so bold as to rescue me. Oh, that's nice.|Now let's go! But wait, Sir Knight. This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be|a wonderful, romantic moment? - Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time.|- Hey, wait. What are you doing? You should sweep me|off my feet... out yonder window and down a rope|onto your valiant steed. You've had a lot of time|to plan this, haven't you? Mm-hmm. But we have to|savour this moment! You could recite|an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! - A limerick? Or something!|- I don't think so. Can I at least know|the name of my champion? Um, Shrek. Sir Shrek. I pray that you take this favour|as a token of my gratitude. Thanks! You didn't slay the dragon? - It's on my to-do list. Now come on! But this isn't right! You were meant to charge in,|sword drawn, banner flying. That's what all|the other knights did. Yeah, right before|they burst into flame. That's not the point. Oh! Wait. Where are you going?|The exit's over there. Well, I have to save my ass. What kind of knight are you? One of a kind. Slowdown. Slowdown, baby, please. I believe it's healthy to get to|know someone over a long period of time. Just call me old-fashioned. I don't want to rush into|a physical relationship. I'm not emotionally ready|for a commitment of, uh, this-- Magnitude really is|the word I'm looking for. Magnitude-- Hey, that is|unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little|and take this one step at a time. We really should get to know each other|first as friends or penpals. I'm on the road a lot,|but I just love receiving cards-- I'd really love|to stay, but-- Don't do that! That's my tail!|That's my personal tail. You're gonna tear it off.|I don't give permission-- What|are you gonna do with that? Hey, now. No way.|No! No! No, no! No.|No, no, no! No! Oh! - Hi, Princess!|- It talks! Yeah, it's getting him|to shut up that's the trick. Oh! Okay, you two,|head for the exit! I'll take care of the dragon. Run! - You did it! You rescued me!|You're amazing. You're-- You're wonderful. You're... a little unorthodox I'll admit. But thy deed is great,|and thine heart is pure. - I am eternally in your debt. And where would a brave knight be|without his noble steed? I hope you heard that. She called me|a noble steed. She think I'm a steed. The battle is won. You may remove your helmet,|good Sir Knight. - Uh, no.|- Why not? I have helmet hair. Please. I would'st look|upon the face of my rescuer. No, no, you wouldn't-- 'st. But how will you kiss me? What? That wasn't|in the job description. Maybe it's a perk. No, it's destiny.|Oh, you must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower|and beset by a dragon... is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share|true love's first kiss. Hmm? With Shrek?|You think-- Wait. Wait. You think that|Shrek is your true love? Well, yes. You think Shrek|is your true love! What is so funny? Let's just say I'm|not your type, okay? Of course, you are.|You're my rescuer. Now-- Now remove your helmet. Look. I really don't think|this is a good idea. - Just take off the helmet.|- I'm not going to. - Take it off.|- No! - Now!|- Okay! Easy. As you command,|Your Highness. You-- You're a-- an ogre. Oh, you were expecting|Prince Charming. Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed|to be an ogre. Princess, I was sent|to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He's the one|who wants to marry you. Then why didn't|he come rescue me? Good question. You should|ask him that when we get there. But I have to be rescued|by my true love, not by some ogre|and his-- his pet. So much for noble steed. You're not making|my job any easier. I'm sorry, but your job|is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad|that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him|right here. Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy,|all right? I'm a delivery boy. You wouldn't dare. - Put me down!|- Ya comin', Donkey? I'm right behind ya. Put me down, or you will|suffer the consequences! This is not dignified!|Put me down! Okay, so here's|another question. Say there's a woman|that digs you, right, but you|don't really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy|so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned|to a crisp and eaten? You just tell her|she's not your true love. Everyone knowest what happens|when you find your-- Hey! The sooner we get|to DuLoc the better. You're gonna love it there,|Princess. It's beautiful! And what of my groom-to-be?|Lord Farquaad? What's he like? Let me put it this way,|Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature|are in short supply. I don't know. There are those who|think little of him. Stop it. Stop it,|both of you. You're just jealous you can|never measure up to a great|ruler like Lord Farquaad. Yeah, well, maybe|you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the "measuring"|when you see him tomorrow. Tomorrow?|It'll take that long? - Shouldn't we stop to make camp?|- No, that'll take longer. - We can keep going.|- But there's robbers in the woods. Whoa! Time out, Shrek!|Camping's starting to sound good. Hey, come on.|I'm scarier than anything we're|going to see in this forest. I need to find|somewhere to camp now! - Hey! Over here.|- Shrek, we can do better than that. I don't think|this is fit for a princess. No, no, it's perfect.|It just needs a few homey touches. - Homey touches? Like what? A door? Well, gentlemen,|I bid thee good night. You want me to read you|a bedtime story? I will. I said goodnight! Shrek, what are you doing? I just-- You know-- Oh, come on. I was just kidding. And, uh, that one,|that's Throwback, the only ogre to ever spit|over three wheat fields. Right. Yeah. Hey, can you tell my future|from these stars? The stars don't tell the future, Donkey.|They tell stories. Look, there's Bloodnut,|the Flatulent. - You can guess what he's famous for.|- I know you're making this up. No, look.|There he is, and there's the group of hunters|running away from his stench. That ain't nothin' but|a bunch of little dots. Sometimes things are|more than they appear. Hmm? Forget it. Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do|when we get our swamp anyway? Our swamp? You know, when we're through|rescuing the princess. We? Donkey, there's no "we."|There's no "our." There's just me and my swamp. The first thing I'm gonna do is build|a ten-foot wall around my land. You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now. You know what I think? I think this whole wall thing|is just a way to keep somebody out. - No, do ya think?|- Are you hidin' something? Never mind, Donkey. Oh, this is another one of|those onion things, isn't it? No, this is one of those drop-it|and leave-it-alone things. - Why don't you want to talk about it?|- Why do you want to? - Why are you blocking?|- I'm not blocking. - Oh, yes, you are.|- Donkey, I'm warning you. - Who you trying to keep out?|- Everyone! Okay? Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere. Oh! For the love of Pete! What's your problem?|What you got against the whole world? I'm not the one|with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems|to have a problem with me. People take one look at me|and go, "Aah! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" They judge me before|they even know me. That's why|I'm better off alone. You know what? When we met, I didn't think you was|just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Yeah, I know. So, uh, are there|any donkeys up there? Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying. Okay, I see it now. The big shiny|one, right there. That one there? - That's the moon.|- Oh, okay. Again. Show me again. Mirror, mirror, show her to me.|Show me the princess. - Hmph. Ah. Perfect. Mmm, yeah, you know|I like it like that. - Come on, baby. I said I like it.|- Donkey, wake up. - Huh? What?|- Wake up. - What?|- Good morning. How do you like your eggs? - Good morning, Princess!|- What's all this about? We kind of got off|to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. After all, you did rescue me. - Uh, thanks. Well, eat up.|We've got a big day ahead of us. - Shrek! What? It's a compliment. Better out than in,|I always say. - Well, it's no way to behave|in front of a princess. - Thanks.|- She's as nasty as you are. You know,|you're not exactly what I expected. Maybe you shouldn't judge people|before you get to know them. La liberte! Hey! Princess! - What are you doing? Be still, mon cherie,|for I am your saviour! And I am rescuing you from this green-- - beast.|- Hey! That's my princess!|Go find your own! Please, monster!|Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Look, pal, I don't know|who you think you are! Oh! Of course!|Oh, how rude. Please let me|introduce myself. Oh, Merry Men! Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo I steal from the rich|and give to the needy - He takes a wee percentage|- But I'm not greedy I rescue pretty damsels|Man, I'm good - What a guy, Monsieur Hood|- Break it down. I like an honest fight|and a saucy little maid - What he's basically saying|is he likes to get--|- Paid - So|- When an ogre in the bush|grabs a lady by the tush - That's bad|- That's bad When a beauty's with a beast|it makes me awfully mad He's mad|He's really, really mad I'll take my blade and|ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys|'cause I'm about to start Man, that was annoying! Oh, you little-- Um, shall we? - Hold the phone. Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.|Hold on now. - Where did that come from?|- What? That! Back there.|That was amazing! Where did you learn that? Well--|When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things|in case there's a-- - There's an arrow in your butt!|- What? - Oh, would you look at that?|- Oh, no. This is all my fault. - I'm so sorry.|- Why? What's wrong? - Shrek's hurt.|- Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt?|Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die. - Donkey, I'm okay.|- You can't do this to me.|I'm too young for you to die. Keep your legs elevated.|Turn your head and cough. - Does anyone know the Heimlich?|- Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek,|run into the woods and find me|a blue flower with red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Okay,|I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die, Shrek. If you see|a long tunnel, stay away from the light! - Donkey!|- Oh, yeah. Right.|Blue flower, red thorns. - Blue flower, red thorns.|- What are the flowers for? - For getting rid of Donkey.|- Ah. Now you hold still,|and I'll yank this thing out. Ow! Hey!|Easy with the yankin'. - I'm sorry, but it has to come out.|- No, it's tender. Now, hold on. - What you're doing|is the opposite of help.|- Don't move. - Look, time out.|- Would you-- Okay. What do you propose we do? Blue flower, red thorns.|Blue flower, red thorns.|Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier|if I wasn't colour-blind! - Blue flower, red thorns.|- Ow! Hold on, Shrek!|I'm comin'! Ow! Not good. -Okay. Okay, I can nearly see the head. - It's just about--|- Ow! Ohh! Ahem. Nothing happened.|We were just, uh-- Look, if you wanted to be alone,|all you had to do was ask. Oh, come on!|That's the last thing on my mind. The princess here|was just-- Ugh! - Ow!|- Hey, what's that? That's-- Is that blood? My beloved monster and me We go everywhere together Wearin' a raincoat|that has four sleeves - Gets us through all kinds|of weather|- Aah! She will always be|the only thing That comes between me|and the awful sting That comes from living in a world|that's so damn mean Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Hey! - La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la La-la, la-la, la-la There it is, Princess. Your future awaits you. - That's DuLoc?|- Yeah, I know. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's|compensating for something, which I think means|he has a really-- Ow! Um, I, uh-- - I guess we better move on.|- Sure. But, Shrek? - I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. - What?|- I mean, look at him. - He doesn't look so good.|- What are you talking about? I'm fine. That's what they always say,|and then next thing you know,|you're on your back. - Dead.|- You know, she's right. You look awful.|Do you want to sit down? - I'll make you some tea.|- I didn't want to say nothin', but I got this twinge in my neck,|and when I turn my head like this, look. - Ow! See? -Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner.|-I'll get the fire wood. Hey, where you goin'?|Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug. Mmm. Mmm. This is good.|This is really good. - What is this?|- Uh, weedrat. Rotisserie style. No kidding. Well, this is delicious. Well, they're also great|in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag,|but I make a mean weedrat stew. I guess I'll be dining|a little differently tomorrow night. Maybe you can|come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kinds|of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare--|you name it. I'd like that. See the pyramids|along the Nile Um, Princess? - Watch the sun rise|from a tropic isle|- Yes, Shrek? - I, um, I was wondering.|- Just remember, darling|all the while Are you-- You belong to me Are you gonna eat that? - Man, isn't this romantic?|Just look at that sunset.|- Sunset? Oh, no!|I mean, it's late. - I-It's very late.|- What? Wait a minute.|I see what's goin' on here. - You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?|- Yes! Yes, that's it. I'm terrified.|You know, I'd better go inside. Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to|be afraid of the dark, too, until-- Hey, no, wait.|I'm still afraid of the dark. - Good night. - Good night. - Ohh! Now I really see|what's goin' on here. Oh, what are you|talkin' about? I don't even wanna hear it. Look,|I'm an animal, and I got instincts. I know you two were diggin'|on each other. I could feel it. You're crazy.|I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. Oh, come on, Shrek.|Wake up and smell the pheromones. - Just go on in|and tell her how you feel.|- I-- There's nothing to tell.|Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know-- and I'm not sayin' I do|'cause I don't-- she's a princess,|and I'm-- An ogre? Yeah. An ogre. - Hey, where you goin'?|- To get... more fire wood. Princess? Princess Fiona? Princess, where are you? Princess? It's very spooky in here.|I ain't playing no games. - Aah!|- Oh, no!|- No, help! - Shh!|- Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!|- No, it's okay. It's okay. - What did you do with the princess?|- Donkey, I'm the princess. - Aah!|- It's me, in this body. Oh, my God!|You ate the princess! - Can you hear me?|- Donkey! - Listen, keep breathing!|I'll get you out of there!|- No! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!|- Shh. - Shrek!|- This is me. Princess? What happened to you?|You're, uh, uh, uh, different. - I'm ugly, okay?|- Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? 'Cause|I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. - You are what you eat, I said. Now--|- No. I-- I've been this way|as long as I can remember. What do you mean? Look,|I ain't never seen you like this before. It only happens|when the sun goes down. "By night one way,|by day another. "This shall be the norm... "until you find|true love's first kiss... and then|take love's true form." Ah, that's beautiful.|I didn't know you wrote poetry. It's a spell. When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell|on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast! I was placed in a tower to await the day|my true love would rescue me. That's why I have to marry|Lord Farquaad tomorrow... before the sun sets|and he sees me... like this. All right, all right. Calm down.|Look, it's not that bad. You're not that ugly.|Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night.|Shrek's ugly 24-7. But, Donkey,|I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess|is meant to look. Princess, how 'bout if you|don't marry Farquaad? I have to. Only my true love's kiss|can break the spell. But, you know, um,|you're kind of an ogre, and Shrek-- well,|you got a lot in common. Shrek? Princess, I--|Uh, how's it going, first of all? Good?|Um, good for me too. I'm okay. I saw this flower and thought of you|because it's pretty and-- well, I don't really like it,|but I thought you might like it|'cause you're pretty. But I like you anyway.|I'd-- uh, uh-- I'm in trouble.|Okay, here we go. I can't just marry whoever I want. Take a good look|at me, Donkey. I mean, really, who could ever love a beast|so hideous and ugly? "Princess" and "ugly"|don't go together. - That's why I can't|stay here with Shrek. My only chance to live happily|everafter is to marry my true love. - Don't you see, Donkey? That's just how|it has to be. It's the only way|to break the spell. - You at least gotta|tell Shrek the truth.|- No! You can't breathe a word.|No one must ever know. What's the point of being able to talk|if you gotta keep secrets? Promise you won't tell.|Promise! All right, all right.|I won't tell him. But you should. I just know before this is over,|I'm gonna need a whole lot|of serious therapy. - Look at my eye twitchin'. I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him,|I tell him not. I tell him. Shrek! Shrek, there's something|I want-- Shrek. - Are you all right?|- Perfect! Never been better. I-- I don't--|There's something I have to tell you. You don't have to tell me|anything, Princess. - I heard enough last night.|- You heard what I said? Every word. I thought you'd understand. Oh, I understand. Like you said, "Who could|love a hideous, ugly beast?" But I thought that|wouldn't matter to you. Yeah? Well, it does. - Ah, right on time. Princess, I've brought you|a little something. What'd I miss? What'd I miss? Who said that?|Couldn't have been a donkey. Princess Fiona. As promised.|Now hand it over. Very well, ogre. The deed|to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. Take it and go|before I change my mind. Forgive me, Princess,|for startling you, but you startled me, for I have never seen|such a radiant beauty before. I am Lord Farquaad. Lord Farquaad?|Oh, no, no. - Forgive me, my lord,|for I was just saying... a short... farewell. That is so sweet. You don't have|to waste good manners on the ogre. It's not like|it has feelings. No, you're right.|It doesn't. Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair,|flawless Fiona. - I ask your hand in marriage. Will you be the perfect bride|for the perfect groom? Lord Farquaad, I accept.|Nothing would make-- Excellent! I'll start the plans,|for tomorrow we wed! No! I mean, uh, why wait? Let's get married today|before the sun sets. Oh, anxious, are we?|You're right. The sooner, the better.|There's so much to do! There's the caterer,|the cake, the band, the guest list. Captain, round up|some guests! Fare-thee-well, ogre. Shrek, what are you doing?|You're letting her get away. - Yeah? So what?|- Shrek, there's something|about her you don't know. Look, I talked to her|last night. She's-- I know you talked to her last night.|You're great pals, aren't ya? Now, if you two are such good friends,|why don't you follow her home? Shrek, I--|I wanna go with you. I told you, didn't I?|You're not coming home with me. I live alone!|My swamp! Me! Nobody else! Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic,|annoying, talking donkeys! - But I thought--|- Yeah. You know what? You thought wrong! Shrek. I heard there was|a secret chord That David played|and it pleased the Lord But you don't really|care for music, do ya It goes like this|the fourth, the fifth The minor fall|the major lift The baffled king|composing hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Baby, l've been here before I know this room|I've walked this floor I used to live alone|before I knew you I've seen your flag|on the marble arch But love is not|a victory march It's a cold|and it's a broken hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah And all I ever|learned from love Is how to shoot at someone - Who outdrew you And it's not a cry|you can hear at night It's not somebody|who's seen the light - It's a cold|andit's a broken hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Donkey? - What are you doing? I would think, of all people, you would|recognize a wall when you see one. Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed|to go around my swamp, not through it. It is around your half. See,|that's your half, and this is my half. Oh! Your half. Hmm. Yes, my half.|I helped rescue the princess. I did half the work,|I get half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock,|the one that looks like your head. - Back off!|- No, you back off. - This is my swamp!|- Our swamp. - Let go, Donkey!|- You let go. - Stubborn jackass!|- Smelly ogre. Fine! - Hey, come back here.|I'm not through with you yet.|- Well, I'm through with you. Uh-uh. You know,|with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Well, guess what!|Now it's my turn! So you just shut up|and pay attention! You are mean to me. You insult me and you don't|appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around|or pushing me away. Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you|so bad, how come you came back? Because that's what friends do!|They forgive each other! Oh, yeah.|You're right, Donkey. I forgive you...|for stabbin' me in the back! Ohh! You're so wrapped up|in layers, onion boy, you're|afraid of your own feelings. - Go away!|- There you are, doing it again|just like you did to Fiona. All she ever do was like you,|maybe even love you. Love me? She said I was ugly,|a hideous creature. I heard the two of you|talking. She wasn't talkin' about you. She was talkin' about, uh,|somebody else. She wasn't talking|about me? Well, then who was|she talking about? Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything.|You don't wanna listen to me. - Right? Right?|- Donkey! - No!|- Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right? Hmph. I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big,|stupid, ugly ogre. Can you forgive me? Hey, that's what friends|are for, right? Right. Friends? Friends. So, um, what did Fiona|say about me? What are you asking me for?|Why don't you just go ask her? The wedding!|We'll never make it in time. Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where|there's a will, there's a way, and I have a way. - Donkey? I guess it's just|my animal magnetism. Aw, come here, you. All right, all right. Don't get|all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. All right, hop on|and hold on tight. I haven't had a chance to|install the seat belts yet. Whoo! People of DuLoc, we gather here today... to bear witness... - to the union...|- Um-- - of our new king--|- Excuse me. - Could we just skip ahead|to the "I do's"? Go on. Go ahead, have some fun. If we|need you, I'll whistle. How about that? Shrek, wait, wait!|Wait a minute! - You wanna do this right, don't you?|- What are you talking about? There's a line you|gotta wait for. The preacher's gonna say, "Speak now|or forever hold your peace." - That's when you say, "I object!"|- I don't have time for this! Wait. What are you doing?|Listen to me! - Look, you love this woman, don't you?|- Yes. - You wanna hold her?|- Yes. - Please her?|- Yes! Then you got to, got to|try a little tenderness - The chicks love that romantic crap!|- All right! Cut it out. - When does this guy say the line?|- We gotta check it out. - And so, by the power vested in me, - What do you see?|- The whole town's in there. - I now pronounce you husband and wife,|- They're at the altar. - king and queen.|- Mother Fletcher! He already said it. - Oh, for the love of Pete! I object! - Shrek? Oh, now what|does he want? Hi, everyone.|Havin' a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc,|first of all. - Very clean.|- What are you doing here? Really, it's rude enough|being alive when no one wants you, -but showing up uninvited to a wedding--|-Fiona! - I need to talk to you.|- Oh, now you wanna talk? It's a little late for that,|so if you'll excuse me-- - But you can't marry him.|- And why not? Because-- Because he's just|marrying you so he can be king. Outrageous!|Fiona, don't listen to him. - He's not your true love.|- And what do you know about true love? Well, I-- Uh-- - I mean--|- Oh, this is precious. The ogre|has fallen in love with the princess! - Oh, good Lord. An ogre and a princess! Shrek,|is this true? Who cares?|It's preposterous! Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away|from our "happily ever after." Now kiss me!|Mmmm! "By night one way,|by day another. '' I wanted to show you before. Well, uh, that explains a lot. Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that|out of my sight now! Get them! - Get them both!|- No, no! This hocus-pocus alters nothing.|This marriage is binding,|and that makes me king! - See? See?|- No, let go of me! Shrek! - No!|- Don't just|stand there, you morons. Get out of my way!|Fiona! Arrgh! I'll make you regret the day we met.|I'll see you drawn and quartered! - You'll beg for death to save you!|- No! Shrek! - And as for you, my wife,|- Fiona! I'll have you locked back in that tower|for the rest of your days! - I am king! I will have order!|I will have perfection! I will have-- Aaah! - Aah!|- All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here,|and I'm not afraid to use it. - I'm a donkey on the edge! Celebrity marriages.|They never last, do they? Go ahead, Shrek. Uh, Fiona? Yes, Shrek? I-- I love you. Really? Really, really. I love you too. Aawww! "Until you|find true love's first kiss... and then take love's true form." "Take love's|true form. Take love's true form." Fiona? Fiona. Are you all right? Well, yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful. But you are beautiful. I was hoping this would be|a happy ending. I thought love was only true|in fairy tales Oy! Meant for someone else|but not for me Love was out to get me That's the way it seemed Disappointment|haunted all my dreams And then I saw her face Now I'm a believer And not a trace Of doubt in my mind - I'm in love|- Ooh-ahh I'm a believer|I couldn 't leave her If I tried God bless us, every one. Come on, y'all!|Then I saw her face|Ha-ha! Now I'm a believer|Listen! Not a trace Of doubt in my mind I'm in love|Ooh-ahh I'm a believer|I couldn't leave her if I tried - Ooh!|- Uh! Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer|Hey! Not a trace|Uhh! Yeah. Of doubt in my mind|One more time! I'm in love|I'm a believer Come on! I believe, I believe|I believe, I believe I believe, I believe|I believe, I believe, I believe, hey Y'all sing it with me!|I Believe I believe|People in the back! - I believe|- I'm a believer I believe I believe I believe Oh, that's funny.|Oh. Oh. I can't breathe.|I can't breathe. I believe in self-assertion Destiny or|a slight diversion Now it seems|I've got my head on straight I'm a freak|an apparition Seems I've made|the right decision To try to turn back now|it might be too late - I want to stay home today |- Don't wanna go out - If anyone comes to play|- Gonna get thrown out - I wanna stay home today|- Don't want no company No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna be a millionaire|someday But know what it feels like|to give it away Watch me march|to the beat of my own drum And it's off to the moon|and then back again Same old day|Same situation My happiness rears back|as if to say - I wanna stay home today|- Don't wanna go out - If anyone comes my way|- Gonna get thrown out - I wanna stay home today|- Don't want no company No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I wanna stay home|stay home, stay home - I wanna stay home today|- Don't wanna go out - If anyone comes to play|- Gonna get thrown out I wanna stay home today Don't want no company|No way Yeah, yeah, yeah I get such a thrill|when you look in my eyes My heart skips a beat|Girl, I feel so alive Please tell me, baby|if all this is true 'Cause deep down inside|all I wanted was you Oh-oh-oh|Makes me wanna dance Oh-oh-oh|It's a new romance Oh-oh-oh|I look into your eyes Oh-oh-oh|The best years of our lives When we first met|I could hardly believe The things that would happen|and we could achieve So let's be together|for all of our time Oh, girl, I'm so thankful|that you are still mine You always consider me|like an ugly duckling And treat me like a Nostradamus|was why I had to get my shine on I break a little something|to keep my mind on 'Cause you had my mind gone|Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Turn the lights on, Come on, baby|Let's just rewind the song 'Cause all I want to do is|make the rest years the best years All night long - Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance|- akes me wanna dance - Oh-oh-oh, it's a new romance|- It's a new romance - Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes|- Oh, yeah, yeah - Look into your eyes|- Oh-oh-oh - The best years of our lives|- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah - Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance|- Whoa-oh-oh, dance, yeah Oh-oh-oh|It's a new romance - Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes|- Look into your eyes, yeah Oh-oh-oh|The best years of our lives Everything looks bright Standing in your light Everything feels right What's left is out of sight What's a girl to do|I'm telling you|You're on my mind I wanna be with you 'Cause when you're|standin' next to me It's like wow And all your kisses|seem to set me free It's like wow And when we touch|it's such a rush|I can't get enough It's like-- It's like|Ooh-ooh Hey, what It's like wow|Ooh-ooh, hey Hey, yeah|lt's like wow Everything is looking|right now, right now - It's like wow|- And I got this feeling This feeling|it's just like wow It's just like wow - You are all I'm thinking of.|- Like wow Everything feels right|Everything feels right - Like wow|- Everything looks bright All my senses are right. - Like wow|- Everything feels right Baby, baby, baby|the way I'm feeling you Is like wow There is something|that I see In the way|you look at me There's a smile|There's a truth In your eyes What an unexpected way On this unexpected day Could it be This is where I belong It is you I have loved All along There's no more mystery It is finally clear to me You're the home|my heart's searched for So long It is you I have loved All along Whoa, over and over I'm filled with emotion As I look Into your perfect face |
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