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Previously in teen horror films... Hello, and welcome to Movie Phone ! If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one. To choose from a list of current, overpriced blood-splattered blockbusters, press two. For cheap flicks with a gay best friend, press three. For big studio bombs, press four. For politically correct buddy movies, press five. - Dad? - Hello, Cindy. This isn't Cindy. I think you have a wrong number. Uh, wait a minute. What number did I dial? - Who is this? - The Killer. - Is that yours or mine? - Ignore it, I have voicemail. Do you like movies? Yeah, sure. I rented some tonight. What kind of movies? The usual-- Vaseline Alley, Two Guys and a Girl and a Horse, - A Big Black... - I get it! I get it! Do you like scary movies? You mean like Spike Lee movies? Lay off the Spikester. He's keeping it real. Let's play a game. Do you like games? I guess... Alright, a train leaves Chicago doing 60 miles an hour... Math ! How am I supposed to know that? I'm a beautiful, popular, rich kid with a promising future... ...in a lightweight sorority at a state college. I don't need to know that stuff, I'm gonna get married. Shut up! Shut up, you nit wit. Do you think this stalking thing is easy? - Whoa ! Are you in my pool? Hello? - Collect call from... - The Killer. - Will you accept the charges? - Whatever. Go ahead. Killer: Thanks, now where were we? - Now look, geek. - No, you look. If you don't get this next question right, you're dead meat. Who's buried in Grant's tomb? Ummm, Hugh Grant? I'm afraid not, genius. It was Amy Grant, wasn't it? I was gonna say that! It doesn't matter. You didn't answer in the form of a question ! Hey, you're not Marilyn Melons ! Hello. Yeah, hold on a minute. It's Stacey. H i. Do you mind? Nothing. What are you doing? Oh my God. What did she say? She is such a bitch ! I've got to go. I'll call you back. Oooh. Oooh. I'm melting. PA: Good morning, students. Cheerleader try-outs will be held after school today, in the gym. You must be 1 8 and comfortable with partial nudity. - Did not. - Did too. - Did not. - Did too. Did too. Mom ! Alright, Dawson. If you'll just sign here, you'll be officially registered at Bulemia Falls H igh School. Hey, new kid ! Slab, is that the way we introduce ourselves to the new kid? Sorry, Mrs. Peacock. Ha ! Two for flinchin', New Kid. H i, I'm Dawson. That's better. Man: We have rules at this school, Mister. And "no" means "no." I'm never gonna get laid. Dawson, I'd like to introduce you to Principal Interest. Ahem. Oh, I'm sorry. "The Administrator Formerly Known As Principal." Wannabe. Hey, New Kid ! Oh God ! Looks like someone is gonna have to show you the ropes. Boner? It's pronounced Bah-ner, sir. The "O" is soft. Not according to Resusci-Annie. Just show him around. And for God's sakes, wash your hands first. Mary, you're next. H i, I'm Boner. It's nice to meet you. Yeah? "Witch?" Try "rhymes with..." Charmed my ass ! Call me. Goddamn Shannon Doherty. Hey, New Kid ! I'm Barbara. - How'd you like a Hertz Donut? - I'd love one. Thanks. Ow! H urts, don't it? Hey, guys. - H i Martina. - H i, Mrs. Peacock. Hey, New Kid. Dawson: Wait a minute. Is she...? Did you hear the news? - Wrestling's fake? - I'm not pregnant? He who smelt it, dealt it? No, about Screw. Slut. Whore. Do you have her number? Who? Murdered. Gutted. Flayed, sliced, diced, fried and hung. Jesus ! I'm never gonna get laid. And it's all over the TV and news. Oh great! Now everbody knows ! Do they know who did it? Some guy in a ghost mask. That doesn't sound scary. Store-bought? Ewwww! PA: Attention, students: The fight between the Bloods and the Crips is postponed until next Friday. Refreshments and a lovely dance will follow. At least I feel safe here. Hi, Chuckie ! Wanna play? We'll be okay at school. Nothing can happen to us here. This is the kind of thing you read about. Books are pretty. Oh my God, he's right. What's the big deal? Kids get killed everyday. This is high s chool. Slab: No, Dawson. This kid was white. So? And, she was popular-- like me. Ohhh. I hope that's Barbara Walters. What a rack. H i, I'm Hagatha Utslay from Empty-V News. Kids, what do you think about... Wait, is that Dawson? Tape this. Chop, chop, you fat rat bastard ! I'm Hagatha U tsley live from Bulemia Fall H igh... where we're surrounded here by a group of "innocent" students, most importantly, Dawson Deery. Student, drum major... ...and inspiration for my best-selling book " Dawson Is A Murderer." - That book sucked. - Not according to Oprah. It was her pick of the month. So was "Chicken Soup for the Butt." That doesn't mean I killed anyone. Stay away from me. Isn't it true that your whole entire family was murdered under mysterious circumstances while you were supposedly at "camp"? - H uh? - H uh? - Ooh ! - Bitch went down ! Just like home ! Yeah that, and they didn't have a boxing team. Guys, that is no way to treat a lady. U nless she burns the toast. That's no lady. What are you doing here anyway, Doughy? You're not a real cop. Shouldn't you be guarding the Orange Julius. NYPD Gap, Sergeant Sears, food court police. How many times have I told you guys, mall se curity is just as important as real police. It is ! Loitering and stealing pennies from the fountain are serious crimes that carry-- Mom says you're a loser anyway. Well, Mom says you have a fat ass. Dad left be cause he hated you. No, he left be cause he hated you. He wasn't even your real dad anyway. You know, I read your diary, Miss "Boo hoo, my gym teacher molested me." - Dork. - Dyke. What? Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt this family reunion, but are you actually working on this case, officer? Primessuspekt. Doughy Primessuspekt. And, yes I am. It te chnically, falls under my jurisdiction be cause "The Killer's" costume was stolen from the Spencers at my mall, that, and some whoopee cushions and some fake dog shit. Pardon me, "canine" shit, who cares about that crap? I do. A cool kid was gutted last night. Come on, it's probably some harmless high s chool prank. Look, this is lame. Let's get out of here. Hey, you guys, I got an idea ! Let's all make a pact to lose our virginities before graduation. I'm in. In unison: We're not. Yeah, me neither. Yeah ! Little bastards. I could just kill 'em. Yeah, but you didn't, did you? I'm just kidding you. No really-- You didn't kill them, did you? So, you're one of those network reporters, huh? Actually cable. But that's just as important. Oh, it's more important. Be cause on cable you can see butts and boobies, and you can say bullshit and bastard. So, do you actually have any inside dirt? As a matter of fact, I do. Killer boots. Thanks, I like yours too. Thanks. I guess I'll see you later. I hope so. - Oh, sorry. - That's okay. Come on, lard-ass ! I'm gonna keep my eye on her. She's got class. Attention students: The band fundraiser will be held next Thursday in the auditorium. Lick'er in the front, poker in the rear. I didn't do it! We didn't say you did it. Boner, you couldn't get laid at Lilith Fair... much less kill somebody. I could too. Well, kill somebody I mean. I could kill all of you. But I wouldn't. Oh. That's what I'm saying. I didn't do it. Now Slab... he's a killer. Just look at those earlobes. Way low. Really? H mmm. Skinny mirror. That guy looks really familiar. That's Spacey, Dawson. He's banging the French teacher. Really? She's from France. Paris, France. Madame La Tourneau. Yeah, he says the sex is awesome. Lucky dog. Au revoir, Spacey. Call me later. Say bye-bye to Pa-pa. Bye-bye. - Hey, Martina. - No, Boner. Hey, Dawson, do you have any lotion I can borrow? It's for my rash. I've got to go to class. Okay. Okay, settle down, class. Settle down. Settle down. That's it. That's it. I'm your substitute, Mrs. Tingle. Today we're going to be studying about the perse cution of the Jewish people. Who can tell me what the verb is in this sentence? Sabrina? Moesha? Daria? Ooh? Eeh? Ooh ah ah? Who can tell me if Frankenstein was circumcised? Martina? Don't forget to give Grandma her laxative. I won't. Slab, I think you've had enough. Why? Be cause you won't have any room for beer. Whew, that was close. Man, if I wre cked, my dad would kill me. Hand me a beer. Guys, I think our senior year is going to be the best ever. I'm the new Kielbasa queen. I just got accepted to Harv ard Law School, baby. I just got a foreign exchange student living in my house. She's Swedish ! - And I just got a D in math ! - Yeah ! Slab! Look out! I think I hit something. I think I'm going to be sick. Yup, I've got a fever. Slab, you've got blood all over you. Oh, that's no problem. It comes out with a little tequila. Old s cout trick. Slab, give me a hand. Wasn't that trophy enough? Yes, but we have to dump this deer. Alright, sweetie. Can everybody keep a se cret? Mar-teeen-ahhhhhhhhhhh. Yes. This never happened. Who can tell me how to conjugate the verb "expire"? " Doughy." That's an interesting name. Thanks. It's my dad's name. He's a baker. Hagatha. Now that's a beautiful name. Thanks. My friends calls me Hag. Oh, do they? That's so cute. Dammit! She's flat! Actually, they're C cups. I guess I got to get these things redone. Doughy. Doughy... I was wondering, how did you get into this line of work? Well, I got too fat for the ballet, and I could never get my bulge right, so I figured, "What the hell?" Hagatha... Do you have a boyfriend? Well, not yet. Mail order, huh? I tried that a few times myself. If it doesn't work out, would you let me know? I sure will. - Thank you. - Yeah. Okay, Tiffany, Amber, into the chair. Come on, shake it! Ladies... Now, I need a volunteer. Boner, you look like a victim. You're up. B-But, Mr. Hasselhof, I-I can't swim... - Perfe ct. - No! Parko! I want to live. Oh yeah, I want to live... Yeah, right now, please ! Yeah. Not so much tongue, Amber. Now this is a textbook example of mouth to mouth resus citation. Some of you may want to practice this at home. Or, if you'd like to stay after class, - I'd be more than happy to... - Ewwwww! Boner! It's Bah-ner, sir! Not at the moment... You have to make sure this gets to the governor as soon as possible. It's my last chance, little brother. Otherwise, I'll fry. Don't worry, Jimmy. You can count on me. Time's up, Boner! It's Bah-ner, ma'am. Not for long. Dead Boner Walking. I hope you guys don't mind, I may have to get home early. Me and Milli, my Swedish exchange student, are about halfway through the Kama Sutra. Awww, Boner. I don't want to share you. Yeah, what's she got that we don't have? A twin sister. Slab! Look out! Can everybody keep a se cret? I'll fry. Yes. This never happened. I'm never going to get laid. Slab, I think you've had enough. Really, darling? Your concern is admirable, but completely without merit. I'm doing splendidly. Anyone read that article in the Times Science se ction last week? Seems gene splicing is all the rage. Slab! Look out! Can everybody keep a se cret? Slab, I'm looking for your Uncle Lou's urn. We're s cattering his ashes today. Have you seen it? No. Yes. This never happened. Shan... Shan... Shan... ah... Shan... Shan... ah... kah. Shanakah. Chachi... Barbara, I'm afraid it's worse than we feared. - N urse Kevorkian, you mean... - Yes, Barbara. You have chlamydia... and gonorrhea... and syphilis... and crabs... Whew, I thought you were going to say that I have herpes. Oh yes, and herpes. Damn those Starbucks toilet seats. Now young lady, isn't there somebody spe cial you wish to make aware of your condition? You mean a teacher? Or, my dad? Well, I was thinking more like a boyfriend... Oh. Do you have a yearbook? Barbara, Barbara, please take some advice from a women who's had some experience in this area. I wish to explain something that we in the health profession refer to as "hitting skins," "knocking boots," "doing the nasty," "bumping uglies..." I'm talking about sex, dear. Sex can be a beautiful, sensuous experience between a man and a women who truly love each other and want to share eternity laying in each other's gentle embrace. Or it can be a dirty, filthy spankfest in a bus station bathroom shared by two anonymous consenting adults on a layover in Detroit, and nobody ever need know. I think you got my point. Now, should we go and look at your x-rays? X-rays with a pap smear? Oh, we're very thorough here. I just can't figure out what this white spot is. You know, a pair of tube socks works ever so much better. Why, when I was your age... I had this experience I'll never forget. There were three of us, three of us in one bed... Barbara, honey? I'm expe cting Reverend Johnson today, did he come yet? Almost. Barbara, I could never be as beautiful as you. Or swallow as much sausage. Can I have your autograph? Will you marry me? - No me ! - No me ! Relax, there's plenty of Barbara to go around. Today Ms. Kielbasa Queen, tomorrow the world. Carmen Elektra, watch your back! Slab! Look out! Can everybody keep a se cret? Yes. This never happened. ...and that's how I knew I wasn't a lesbian. Now, Barbara... I think you need to take this safe sex kit with you. You never know when you may need it. I gotta go. Alright, but it may not be here when you come back. H i, Doughy. - H i, baby. - Chicken? A little, but it's my job. Do you have any new suspe cts yet? Well, we're che cking out everyone in town. Any new developments? Yeah, my v acation pictures. Who's that, your grandmother? With the bong? Yeah. Glaucoma? Spring break. That's me. Ooh, no tan lines. - I feel like a hot dog. - Footlong? - At least. - I'm buying. I've got a weird feeling, Dawson. Wait till you eat the tuna tacos. No, I mean Screw being killed. Oh, that. There's crazed a killer on the loose, Dawson. That dead popular kid could have been any one of us. But it wasn't. So what do you care? What about next time he attacks? And you know he will. Do you have a reserv ation sir? - Dawson? - Party of five? - Wrong network. - Yes, of course. Right this way, sir. I wouldn't worry about it so much if I were you. Why? Be cause you are with me. Didn't your whole family get chopped up and fed to a fish farm? Allegedly. And what makes you think you're so spe cial he'd want to kill you, anyway? Well, be cause I got this. And how do you know it's a he? Be cause serial killers and dentists are always men. I say rufies are bullshit. I take them before every date and I never get laid. Maybe you're not taking enough. You got one too? If that's what I think it is, I got one. A pres cription for gyno-lotrimin? Oh, wrong paper. What does this mean? I think I got one too. What does yours say, Slab? - Chanu...chanu...ah...kah... - Give me that. That's it. We're all targets. Oh, God, I knew my beauty would be a curse. The bottom line is, everybody got a note. We're all in danger. Not everybody. Fine ! Happy now? You may already be a victim ! Bad ! Bad Deer! Bad, bad, bad ! No more salt lick. Deers don't talk! What's that? Slab! Lookout! No! I just ate. Yes, this never happened. Wow! What did you win? Duh, Einstein. It means Dawson's the first one on the chopping block. What a relief. Big deal. Notes. It's probably just some kid playing a joke? I mean, after all, it is Halloween. And Friday the 1 3 th. On the same day? Impossible. Slab's dyslexic. Besides, a kid couldn't write that. At least not a kid in public s chool. U nless he was Japanese. But they're not historically serial killers. No, what about Godzilla? Not te chnically Japanese. He was born in international waters. Ahhhh-so, what are we gonna do? "We" nothing, dipshit. How do I know it's not one of you guys? Well, we could all make handwriting samples. Slab's out. Woo-hoo! Not a killer. Right here. Not a killer. Wait a se cond, just be cause he can't read doesn't mean he's not the killer. - Yeah, look at the Clintons. - What? No, this is stupid-- and you're stupid. Why would we want to kill each other? Yeah, so what if Slab lost my term paper after he copied it and turned it in as his own and got an A? Yeah, and so what if Barbara told everyone I got a small s chwantz? Even though I don't. Exactly. So what if Boner's dad was cheating with my mom leading to her downward spiral into alcoholism? My dad is what? And you know what's really strange? Somehow The Killer always knows where we are. You know what we've got to do? We've got to get out of here. To some place safe. Yeah, in the middle of nowhere. In the dark woods and pouring rain... Without any adult supervision... or police prote ction anywhere in the near vicinity. And I know just the place. It's totally deserted ever since those dorky kids were dismembered. Are you talking about band camp? Wait a se cond-- This is stupid. Let's just all go to one of your houses. Hey, that's cool. My parents are out of town. They won't bother us. No, let's go to my house. My parents are locked in the basement. They'll totally leave us alone. No, my house. My parents are divorced and I spend the weekends with my dad, but he tries to make up for lost time by letting me get away with murder. Well, you know what I mean. Let's go to my house. My parents are dead ! Alright! Alright, so we'll stay there the night, and we'll be safe. U ntil then, watch your backs. Would the following students please report to the principal's office: Lou Sur, and Heywood Jablome. Your reading s cores are average, Jimmy, but, you're killing on a 12th grade level ! Congratulations, you're going to do just fine at the seminary. How about that Michael Dunne? Now there's an ass that won't quit. You're telling me. He's in my third period class. I'd like to jump his bones. Hey, did you finish grading your term papers? I was too hung over. Did you read any of yours? I never read them. Who does? Do you know where I could get an unregistered handgun? You got 50 bucks? I can get it by Friday. I'll see what I can do. ## You'll have a fresh attitude ## ## When you're holding your knife ## ## With Mentals, fresh can be your knight ## ## Lady Luck will lift you up, ## ## When you're sporting fresh breath. ## ## Before you strike ## ## Death goes better with Mentals freshness ## ## Death goes better with Mentals freshness ## ## Death goes better ## ## With you and all you do with your knife ## Attention students: Tonight's PTA meeting will be held at the Hooter's Restaurant in Glendale. Please remind your parents. Also, whoever put real meat in todays lunch, please remove it. Man, this car sucks. What a pie ce of shit. Hey, guys. What are you talking about? Don't you see what I see? Why, this car's automatic ! Systematic ! It's hydromatic ! Why it's Greased Frightening ! ## I used to call you up on the phone ## ## Just to give you a s care ## ## Yeah, keep on talkin' Oh, just keep on talkin' ## ## You know you bought the farm but good ## ## When you're askin' who's there ## ## I want my mommy. Oh, I want my mommy ## ## With the four-speed on the floor ## ## You're just waiting at the door ## ## ...Greased Frightening. ## What a fag. Let's go paint it on his locker. Of course it's stupid if no one else sings. Dicks. Mr. Andretti? No! No! No! Great. What the s cratch? Whew! License and active warrants. There you go. May I have your attention for the results of yesterday's pregnancy tests. Susan Savinsky - negative; Melissa Blake - positive. Jonathan Weiner - negative. Did you know that most serial killers have an extra chromosome? Really? Yeah, trust me. I'm from Wis consin. That's a really nice gun. Thanks, my mom bought it for me. I'm saving up for my bullets. - N ine millimeter? - When it's cold. You know a lot about this stuff. Well, I have to. My demos show that I'm most popular with felons and bed wetters. Perfe ct. Then I'm your man. You do like to watch? Who doesn't? "Sieg Heil ! Sieg Heil ! " Attention students: Flight 9 1 6 for Tus cany will be boarding at Gate 1 4 A. The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. No parking. Also, today's happy hour will be held in the biology lab. Remember, wings are free when you buy a pitcher. And now we're in the final turn... it's Martina and the Killer... the Killer making his move... Now it's the Killer and Martina. Martina now making her move... Now it's Martina and the Killer. Attention students: There will be a fire drill at 3:05 today. Please bring your own matches and lighter fluid. Ah-hh ! Oh. Two minutes to "show time." Or should I say "shower time"? Oh yeah ! Come to papa. Slab? Dawson? Martina? Eureka ! Alright! Wait a minute... What the-- Okay, okay. Okay. Faculty coming through. Hello! Aren't any of you on the Internet? Put a leash on it, Tarzan. Hello, gang ! Welcome to Sex Education. If you aren't registered for this course, or are a Southern Baptist, you're in the wrong room. Ta ta. A churching we go. Okay, let's get started by reviewing the basics, shall we? Who remembers my two friends Peter Longfellow and Virginia Tulips? Hey, baby, you smell like beer. Oh Peter, please-- I've always relied on the kindness of strangers. Eat my stranger! Ooooh ! Ow! Daddy! Daddy! Yes? Mr. Buchanan, may I please be excused? Couldn't wait till prom, Ms. Delgado? Go. Go go go go. Alright, let's move on to our film, shall we? I just need a volunteer to put some fueler in the proje ctor. Anyone?... Fueler?... Fueler?... Yes. I'll do it. Sugar bugger. There you go. Knock yourself out. There you go, killer. You won't have any trouble with those deltoids. Alright, where was I? The following motion picture has been rated "X." It contains adult situations, adult language and nudity, lots of nudity. Extensive pausing or rewinding will damage film. Parental absence is suggested. And now for our feature presentation... Hallmark Hall of Fame proudly presents... Motley Screw: The Pam and Tommy Story. Look, I'm driving the boat. Look, I'm measuring the couch ! You look like a tripod. Oh, would you look at that choice of wallpaper! Who is your de corator? Mussolini? Hey, no one is going to see this, right baby? Do you mind practicing somewhere else? Ow, this isn't going to help my sore throat any, is it? Scissors cut paper. You lose ! Look, I'm polev aulting. Ah, that's why I don't wear underwear. That was amazing wasn't it, baby? I just love playing naughty Killer and Prison Psy chiatrist with you... but next time, don't pull so tight... that's my good s carf. Let's see what the kids is up to. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, I'm sorry, lover... Did I leave you hangin? I know what we need. Margaritas ! That's what I'm talking about. See, it's me and you girl. Alright! Hey, you kids, knock off the grab ass. It's a good thing Principal Winkler left that futon behind. Come on, I want to show you a trick. Hey, what I just tell you? Let's go, man. I didn't see you come in. Well, what do we have here? I was just boning up on my CPR, and I have a sore hip, so we was in... Hey, don't make me come down there. Alright, that's it. Damn ! Wannabe. Cherry v an, man. Thanks, I bought it from Jewel. It still smells like peanut butter. Oh, my God ! We saw him ! We all did. Dawson's being interviewed by the cops right now. Yeah, but working with William Kevinson was a really great experience for me. He's a brilliant guy. Got it? You're a very attractive man. Now s cram ! I want to take that home. ...two, one, and-- Welcome back to Bulemia Falls H igh, home of Empty-V's "Spring Break Massacre," where we have live coverage of the coolest murders in the country... and hot new videos from the Backstreet Boys. - So, Doughy. - Hey, baby. Officer Primessuspekt, is it true that all the students got notes from the Killer? U h-huh. Well, what does it mean? Are they in danger? Well, I don't want to s care anybody... but I'd say they are all strong candidates for a good old fashioned ax in the head. Are we on live? Hey, dickhead, get a shot of them. Officer Primessuspekt, are you taking any extra pre cautions? Don't touch me ! And also we'll send a unit out to whatever deserted location these kids are going to-- Where is that place, kids? Rock and roll ! Hey, watch the ceiling fan. So, I grabbed the bastard by his cheap costume and threw him up against the wall and said to him, "You want the truth." "You can't handle the truth." So, do you want to go upstairs? H i, Doughy. Hey, baby. Are you all ready for tonight? Let's just say I've got an itchy trigger finger. - Poison ivy? - I showered at the Y. Bad soap? Yeah, I guess it's only supposed to be used externally. So, how come you have a rash on your finger then? Well, I had to get it out. So, do think the killer's going to show up? It's Halloween isn't it? Colle cting for the U nlucky Fisherman's Association? Sorry, Dude. I gave at the pier. Okay, so what do you guys want to watch? How about Teletubbies? Nah, we don't have any pot. Okay, we got Hot Shots, The Naked Gun. Ooh, Airplane? I hear if you pause it just right you can see Leslie N ielsen's penis. Ew! Parodies are lame. I'm gonna get some more beer. I'll be back. What are you crazy? You can't talk like that. We are in a parody situation. What are you talking about? A parody. A killer in a The Killer costume slaughtering a bunch of good looking, horny students at a ridiculously named high s chool? Okay, had anybody seen "Scream"? Yeah, great flick! For Christ's sakes guys, "EMPTY-V"? That's the worst pun I ever heard. It's so easy. I mean, hello! We all got notes-- "I Know What You Did Last Summer" !? That's not what mine said. - Chan...kah...Chan... - Give me that! God, I haven't been so s cared since I tried out for the WN BA. Whatever. I'm not s cared. Oh, Cheap Shot! There you are. Oooh, Cheap Shot. Now, I really need more beer. Come on guys, look around you... Dawson ! What? It's a family name. Are we gonna be tested on this? 2 4 hour pizza-- If we're not here in 2 4 hours, we're not coming. Who ordered the large? I got it. No, no, no. Hagatha, allow me. No really, I got it. - No, I got it. - No really, I got it. - Hagatha, allow me. - I'll flip you for it... You're on ! Best two-out-of-three? Okay. Alright listen. There are certain rules you have to follow in a parody situation if you want to survive. Okay, number one: Exaggerate everything. N umber 88: Accept the ridiculous as logical. Don't worry, I know how to please a woman. Sexual sight gags-- always funny. We're almost there. Almost there. Come on baby, yeah ! Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! I got it! Oh yeah ! Oh. And along with wacky sound effe cts... Here's Boner. and unlimited absurdity... Remember, nothing is s cared. Damn it! Just perfe ct. You're forgetting "Point out the obvious." And finally, perpetuate painful stereotypes. That's ridiculous ! See, now that's Orion... and that's his penis. No, that's the Big Dipper. Really? I call mine "Thor's Hammer." I can't see shit. Bottom line is, parodies come from the truth. It's observ ation. So if something looks familiar, heads up. Ha-ha, Boner. Boner? Stay back, asshole ! Damn these fake tits. This surveillance work is really interesting. Yeah. It must be really hard trying to be so inconspicuous and quiet. Right, well not everybody is cut out for it, you know. Hey, have you ever heard me play the drums? Damn ! Hey, not bad. Here it comes. "And don't call me Shirley! " Hey, hey guys. They just found the Administrator Formerly Known as Principal, bound and gagged, dead. Let's go down there before the coroner does... and play "Weekend at Bernie's" with him. And I never got a chance to know him. I'll get it. It could be my accountant. So, here we are all alone. Right? I have something for you, Dawson. Oh, yeah? I want you, Dawson. You want me to wear that? No, this is for me. But this is for you. Oh. Wait, wait. Wait a se cond. I thought you were a lesbian ! A lesbian? Why? Hello? You play softball. You watch Ally McBeal. The WN BA? No Dawson, I'm not gay. Barbara's gay. Barbara? Big Rosie fan. - But, you are a witch, right? - Oh, yeah. Lame Gag ! You s cared the crap out of us. What is it, boy? I'm sorry. What is it, girl? Slab's in trouble? Steroids? In the bathroom? Burt Reynolds wears a rug? O.J. was framed? Khaki's aren't cool? I have to disagree with you. I think you're completely... Well, fuck you too! Come on, let's go. - Slab! - Oh my gosh ! I think I used too much. Oh, this is horrible. I know. Who is gonna clean this up? Dawson, no. There's no point in beating Dead Horse. Okay, Dawson, I'm going to ... Dawson, Dawson ! I was just che cking for clues. Would you? Mmmmm, beefy! You're too late. Alright. Alright, pepperoni boy, let's see 'em. We made it! Hold on, I'll take care of this. You mean big bully! You bad, bad, bad killer. I'm going to s cratch your eyes out, big bully. Whoa ! Alright! Yeah, kick his ass ! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! You sure you're not a lesbian? Well, once, at camp. Cool. Let's find out who this asshole is. Who is that? Abe Lincoln. Abe? Okay, come on now. Take them off. But, they're company property. N ice. Sh-hh. Did you hear that? - Oh, excuse me. - No, not that. Let's roll. Hey, wide load, you and pizza dork gotta hoof it. Get off! We're going in ! Come on. Hey, I think this is the last one. You ! Who were you expe cting, Billy Loomis' mother? Of course ! Rule N umber 1 0 1 : You can't have a successful parody without mocking, contrived, confusing endings. But why, Doughy? I'm not Doughy, dumbass. That's not even real. But it is dastardly. So if you're not Doughy, that makes you... Yes ! Doughy's evil twin cousin, Harding ! Wow, good twist. So what's your motive? In the Millennium-- motives are accidental. Do you mean "incidental"? I should have killed you first. Hey. Hey! Now-- I suppose this is what you used to disguise your voice. Helloooo, Cindy! No, I mean this ! Hello, Martina. What's your favorite movie? I am your father, Luke. Freeze ! Don't shoot, I give up. - Hardy! - Yo, Dough ! Doughy, what's going on? They're identical. Yeah, one good, one evil. Wow, just like the Olsons. Except where as Harding enjoys a minuet, ballet russes and crepe suzette... Doughy likes to rock and roll, a hot dog makes him lose control. What a wild duet. Still, they're cousins. Identical cousins. They laugh alike. They walk alike. At times they even talk alike. And, you can lose your mind. Shut up everybody! For God's sakes, how many times do you think we've heard that in our lives? A little respe ct! Harding ! You're a disgrace and an embarrassment to our family! Be cause of the stain on grandma's dress? No... Oh, that. Yeah. Listen, I'm really sorry. Is there any way I can make it up to you, Doughy? Well, first of all, you can take that costume back to its rightful owners at the mall. I don't have the re ceipt. I'll make some calls. But don't forget about the fake dogshit. I didn't take any dogshit. Alright, you knucklehead, give me a hug. Ow. N ice shot! H uh? Oops. You guys all saw that-- I mean, that was an accident. Yeah, it happens. I really need to get a new shade. Here, try mine. Perfe ct. Well, I've got my s coop. See ya, Doughy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What about dinner at the Wiener Puff? Or maybe a snack at the Pretzel Shack? - Did you bring your bike? - Uh-huh. What about us? Pizza guys get all the pussy. Don't worry, Doughy, we've got it all under control. Yeah, except for all those dead people. Yeah. Well. Let's go, kids. Alright guys-- bag 'em, tag 'em, let's wrap this up. We'll take it from here. Wow, Doughy. A twin cousin. Yeah, the resemblance was remarkable. People say we look like Tom Cruise. Hey, catering. Martina. Dawson. Boner, you're alive. God bless Viagra ! It saved my life. I ate a whole bottle... And when I had my heart attack, the blood kept pumping anyway. I can take this from here. Yes ! We are so lucky to have survived. Now we can be together forever. Well, at least until the sequel. The End... as if. Aren't you gay? Not on my watch, punk. Well, I guess that about does it. I killed my cousin. My heart's broken and my sister's dead. Dammit, I love this job. Well, now we're safe, thank God. Hey, you want to go for a walk in the dark, s cary woods? Sure. Hey, Dawson ! Everybody! I did it! I'm not a virgin anymore ! - Hello, Sydney. - What? I'm sorry-- I'm losing you. I said-- hello, Sydney. You're breaking up-- hello? Who was it? I don't know, but if it's important, they'll call back. |
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