Simpsons 01x02 - Bart The Genius
Come on, Mom.
Yeah, Mom.|Hurry up.
All right. Mmm.|How about "he"?
Two points.|Your turn, dear.
Hmm. How could anyone make a word|out of these lousy letters?
Oh, wait.|Here's a good one." Do."
"Id."|Triple word score.
- Hey, no abbreviations.|- Not I.D., Dad."Id." It's a word.
- As in,"This game is stup-id."|- Hey, shut up, boy.
Yeah, Bart. You're supposed to be|developing verbal abilities...
for your big aptitude test|tomorrow.
We could look this "id" thing|up in the dictionary.
- We got one?|- I think it's under|the short leg of the couch.
"Id: Along with the ego|and the superego...
one of three components|of the psyche."
- Get outta here.|- My turn." Kwyjibo."
K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
Twenty-two points,|plus triple word score...
plus 50 points for using|all my letters.
- Game's over. I'm outta here.|- Wait a minute, you little cheater.
You're not going anywhere|until you tell me what a "kwyjibo" is.
" Kwyjibo." Uh--
A big, dumb, balding,|North American ape with no chin.
- And a short temper.|- I'll show you a big,|dumb, balding ape!
Uh-oh.|Kwyjibo on the loose.
We come from Springfield|and we sell swampland
you there. No chewing gum on school|grounds. In the trashcan with it.
Principal Skinner...
one of my fellow children|is vandalizing school property.
Oh? Where?
Over there, sir.|See?
- Look out, Bart. Here comes Skinner.|- Yikes!
Hmm.
- Whoever did this|is in very deep trouble.
And a sloppy speller too.
The preferred spelling|of"wiener" is w-i-e-n-e-r...
although "e-i"|is an acceptable ethnic variant.
Good point.|Boys, let's see your hands.
Mm-hmm.
Good. Okay.|Simpson?
you might say you|caught him red-handed.
Simpson, you and I|are going to have a little talk.
Same time, same place?
Yes. In my office|after school.
Ooh!
Bart, I hope you won't bear some sort|of simpleminded grudge against me.
I was merely tying to fend off|the desecration of the school building.
- Eat my shorts.|- Pardon?
Now, I don't want you|to wory, class.
These tests will have|no effect on your grades.
They merely determine your future social|status and financial success. If any.
Mrs. Krabappel, isn't Bart|supposed to face the window...
so he won't be tempted to look|at his neighbor's paper?
- You're right, Martin. Bart?
Remember to visualize|the complex problems, and relax.
The test will start... now!
"At 7:30 a. m., an express train|traveling 60 miles an hour...
leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix,|520 miles away."
Shh!|Visualizeit, Bart.
"At the same time, a local train|traveling 30 miles an hour...
and carrying 40 passengers|leaves Phoenix bound for Santa Fe.
It's eight cars long and|always carries the same number|of passengers in each car.
An hour later,|a number of passengers...
equal to half the number of minutes|past the hour get off...
but three times as many|plus six get on.
At the second stop,|half the passengers plus two get off...
but twice as many|get on as got on at the first stop."
Oof!.
- Ticket, please.|- I don't have a ticket.
Come with me, boy.
- We've got a stowaway, sir.|- I'll pay. How much?
Twice the fare|from Tucson to Flagstaff...
minus two-thirds of the fare from|Albuquerque to El Paso.
- Whoa!
Bart, there are students|in this class with a chance to do well.
Will you stop|bothering them?
He's not bothering me,|Mrs. Krabappel. I'm finished.
May I go outside|and read under a tree?
Certainly, Martin.
What are you|looking at, Bart?
Are those naughty dogs|back again?
you have 20 minutes, class.
He's a good boy now,|and he's getting better...
and sometimes even the best sheep|stray from the flock...
and need to be hugged|extra hard.
That's exactly the kind of crapola|that's lousing him up.
Hey, look at this.|"I am a wiener."
He sure is.
- Mr. and Mrs. Simpson are here.
Send them in.
- Hello again.|- What have you done this time, boy?
I caught your son|defacing school property this morning.
We estimate the damage|at $75, and frankly...
we think it's terribly unfair that|other taxpayers should foot the bill.
Yeah, it's a crummy system,|but what are you gonna do?
Oh, no.|He can't mean that.
My wife thinks|you want me to pay for it.
- That was the idea.|- Oh.
By itself, something like this might|not call for an extreme penalty...
but this is not|an isolated incident.
Bart's behavior is unruly.
He's frequently absent|from school, then gives teachers|pathetic excusenotes...
that are obviously childish forgeries|when compared to--
Well, at any rate,|it is my reluctant decision--
- Mr. Skinner, Dr. Pyor|is here to see you.
- He says it's urgent.|- Send him in.
Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,|this is our district psychiatrist,|Dr. J.Loren Pryor.
What do we need a psychiatrist for?|We know our kid is nuts.
Oh, on the contray. I have some|vey exciting news for all of us.
This aptitude test|we administered this morning...
has revealed that the young Bart here|is what we call a "gifted child."
- A what?|- Your son is a genius, Mr. Simpson.
- Bart?|- This lunkhead?|- Impossible.
No, no,|we're quite certain.
The child is not supposed|to know his own IQ, of course...
but, uh, you can see|it's beyond the range of any doubt.
- 912!|- Uh, no, you have it|upside down. It's 216.
- Oh.|- That's still amazingly high.
Tell me, Bart,|are you ever bored in school?
- Oh, you bet.|- Mm-hmm.
Ever feel a little frustrated?
- All the time, sir.|- Uh-huh.
Do you ever dream|of leaving your class...
to pursue your own intellectual|development on an independent basis?
- Wow! It's like you're|reading my mind, man.|- Uh-huh.
you see, when a child|with Bart's intellect...
is forced to slow down|to the pace of a normal person...
he's probably going to lash out|in ways like these.
I think we should retest him.
- We should move him to another school.|- Ooh. Better yet.
Bart, we'd like you|to try a kind of school...
that doesn't rely on grades and rules|and bells and buzzers.
A school without walls...
where you do as much or as little of|the assignments as you feel you need to.
- Does that sound good, Bart?|- Sign me up, Doc.
Excellent. We're all set.|Here's all the information you need.
Show up around nine-ish.
Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,|congratulations once again.
I think we're all|in a mood to celebrate.
Doc, this is all too much. I mean,|my son a genius? How does it happen?
Genius-level intelligence is usually|the result of heredity and environment.
Although, in some cases,|it's a total mystery.
Aw, come on, Mom.
you look vey|intelligent, dear.
No way!
How about a tie, son? Eveybody knows|boy geniuses wear ties.
You're stifling|my creativity, Dad.
- Sorry, boy.|- Bart, this is a big day for you.
Why don't you eat something|a little more nutritious?
Nonsense, Marge. Frosty Krusty Flakes|are what got him where he is today.
It could be one of these chemicals here|that makes him so smart.
Lisa, maybe you should|try some of this.
- Homer!|- I'm just saying why not have|two geniuses in the family?
Sort of a spare in case|Bart's brain blows up.
I don't care what that stupid|test says, Bart. You're a dimwit.
Maybe so,|but from now on...
this dimwit|is on easy street.
- No rush, Dad. Take the scenic route.|- Gotcha.
Oh, no. Ties.
Don't worry, son.|you can have mine.
Here. Let me show you|how to put on a tie.
The hook goes over the top|and these things go in there.
Thanks, Dad.
you kissed me.
There's nothing wrong with a father|kissing his son. I think.
Now go on, boy,|and pay attention.
Because if you do, one day|you may achieve something...
that we Simpsons|have dreamed about for generations.
you may outsmart someone.
You must be Bart Simpson.
I'm Ms. Melon,|your learning coordinator.
Let me say right at the start|that we have one rule here:
Make your own rules.
If you feel sleepy,|take a nap.
If you get bored, feel free|to take out a book and start reading.
- What should I read, ma'am?|- Anything you want, Bart.
Oh!
A comic book?
How did this|get mixed in here?
We used it last week as a prop|in a film we made about illiteracy.
Bart, these are the students|who will share your work area.
This is Ethan Foley.
O Memsahib, Bart.|Rabbi has memo.
- What?|- Ethan's very good with palindromes.
you know, sentences spelled|the same backwards and forwards.
And this is Sidney Swift.
- Trabing norm doog.|- What's your problem?
Oh, don't mind Sidney.
He's just speaking|in backwards phonetics today.
He said,|"Good morning, Bart."
- And this is Cecile Shapiro.|- Hi, Bart.
Cool hamsters.|What are their names?
Hamster Number One has been infected|with a staphylococci virus.
Hamster NumberTwo|is the control hamster.
Hi, little control hamster.
I wouldn't get too attached.|We're dissecting him next week.
Discover your desks, people.
Now let's all welcome|the newest member...
of our collective experience,|Bart Simpson.
And now we can continue|our debate from yesterday.
When we left off,|Calvin and Tanya were arguing...
that free will|is an illusion.
If you ask me,|humankind has freedom...
a freedom fraught|with paradoxes.
Freud shows how childhood|shapes our subconscious mind...
but this helps us|to think for ourselves.
Very good, Ian.
Does anyone else|have an example of a paradox?
Without law and order,|man has no freedom.
If you want peace,|you must prepare for war.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Well, it seems|the smartest child in the class...
is also the quietest.
Bart, what other paradoxes|affect our lives?
Well... you're|damned if you do...
and you're damned|if you don't.
Well, I guess that|would be a paradox too.
Thank you, Bart.
Whew!
Tell you what, Bart. I'll trade you|the weight of a bowling ball...
on the eighth moon|of Jupiter from my lunch...
for the weight of a feather on the|second moon of Neptune from your lunch.
- Well, okay.|- There you go!
I'll trade you1,000 picoliters|of my milk for 4 gills of yours.
- Well, all right.|- Anything you say.
Uh, Bart, would you wager|your cupcake against my--
Save your breath.
What do you think|of the new kid?
A rather mediocre genius.
Yes, not vey bright at all.
- So, how was it?
- Os-os.|- What?
- That's backwards for so-so.|- Wow.
What are you reading there?|Comic books?
Uh, guess you don't want|to overheat the old noggin, eh?
Tell you what.
To celebrate your first day|of genius school...
what do you say we go out for a round|off rosty chocolate milkshakes?
All righty!
Bart, I feel so bad for going|so many years without...
mmm, hmm--
What's that word where you|encourage something to grow?
- Nurturing.|- Nurturing your brilliant brain...
so I got tickets|to the opera tonight.
Hurry up. Get dressed.|It starts at 8:00.
Oh, Mom.|Not tonight.
Bart, your mother's only tying to help,|so go ahead and enjoy the show.
- Homer, you're going too.|- But I'm not a genius.|Why should I suffer?
Hey, Lis, keep an eye out|for the guy with the peanuts.
There's no guy|with peanuts, dear.
- Geez. No beer. No opera dogs.|- Shh!
Toreador, oh,|don't spit on the floor
Please use the cuspidor|That's what it's for
- Bart, stop fooling around.
Homer, stop encouraging him.
Don't stifle the boy, Marge.
- We're supposed to encourage him.|- Shush!
Shh!
- Who's the lard butt?|-He's the bullfighter.
No way a bull's gonna miss|a target that big, man.
Who are those people?
P.U.When is this over?
It ain't over|till the fat lady sings.
Is that one fat enough|for you, son?
Let's go get a burger.
So,"Y" equals|" R" cubed over three.
And if you determine the rate of change|in this curve correctly...
I think you will be|pleasantly surprised.
Don't you get it, Bart?|Derivative D-Y equals three R squared...
D R over three, or R squared D R,|or R D R R.
Har-dee-har-har.|Get it?
Oh, yeah.
Hi, guys.|Great to see ya.
- Get lost, Poindexter.|- Yeah, beat it, Professor.
Why don't you go build|a rocket ship, brainiac?
Well, come on, you two.|Don't forget about the film festival.
- The what?|- Oh, sorry, Bart.
Your mother bought us tickets|to a snooty movie...
directed by|some Swedish meatball.
Oh, no.
Well, I guess we don't|have to do that.
Um, look, Dad.|I got something to tell you.
Can it wait, son?|It's getting kinda dark.
All right, Homer.|Come on, baby.
- Right across the plate.|Let me feel the wind.
Whoa! Strike two!|Two and two.
Can you still|see the ball, Bart?
Don't worry, Home boy.|You're not that fast.
Oh, you don't|think so, eh?
Well, here comes|some real heat.
Whoa! Yeah, strike three!|You're outta there!
- So, what was it you|wanted to tell me, son?|- Oh, nothing, Pop.
I'm still trying|to get you a labpartner, Bart.
If we don't get any volunteers soon,|I'll assign somebody.
Say, what's that?|It looks dangerous.
Well, it's really pretty|top secret, ma'am.
All right, keep going.
But you do know what happens|when you mix acids and bases, right?
- 'Course I do.
- Sorry.
Now, Bart, we want to emphasize|that nobody's angry about this.
We're--|We're just concerned.
When a young man with a 216 IQ|can't make a simple experiment work...
well, it doesn't take a Bart Simpson|to figure out that something's wrong.
Tell me. Is the class|moving too slowly for you?
- Lord, no.|- Well, then, what can|we do to make you happy?
I wanna go back|to my old class.
Oh, but, Bart,|don't you remember the boredom...
the ennui,|the intellectual malaise?
Yeah, well, you know,|kinda, um...
but I was thinking|I could go undercover.
Undercover?|Bart, I'm intrigued. Go on.
Well, I could pretend|I'm a regular dumb kid.
you know, to study them and all|the stuff they do with each other.
you know, see what|makes them tick.
I see. Like Jane Goodall|and the chimps.
- Yeah.|- Uh-huh. This is most impressive, Bart.
you write up your proposal|while I talk to Principal Skinner.
- Proposal?|- you know, outline your project...
what you hope to achieve,|what you'll require to do it.
Gotcha, man.
"'My proposal' by Bart Simpson.
I want to pretend...
I am a regular dumb kid.|Period.
By this, I hope--"
Oh, no.|" For this, I will--"
Ohh." Require--"
Ohh. Oh, man.
"'My Confession'|by Bart Simpson.
I am a regular|dumb kid. Period.
I cheated on|my intelligence test. Period."
Ah, finished already?
Principal Skinner will be|vey interested to-- to--
Oh. You know...
you misspelled "confession."
Hey, lookin' good, Bart.
- Bart, what happened?|- I had a little accident|in chemisty today.
Well, I bet it's nothing a little|turpentine won't take off. Come on, son.
Don't be discouraged, son.
I bet Einstein turned himself|all sorts of colors...
before he invented|the lightbulb.
Dad, I gotta tell you something.
Hope you won't be too mad.
- What is it, son?|- I'm not a genius, Dad.
- What?|- I cheated on the intelligence test.
I'm sorry. Butl|just want to say...
that the past few weeks|have been great.
Me and you have|done stuff together.
You've helped me out|with things...
and we're closer|than we've ever been.
I love you, Dad.
And I think if something|can bring us that close...
it can't possibly be bad.
- Why, you little--|- Uh-oh.
- What's going on out there?
I think Bart's|stupid again, Mom.
Oh, well.
you can't stay|in there forever!
- I can ty.|- March your butt right out here, now!
- No way, man.|- But-- Son, if you don't come out...
I can't hug you and kiss you|and make you feel all better.
you think I'm dumb enough|to fall for that? I'm insulted.
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Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin 2003
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman
Sinnui yauman II
Sirens 1994
Sirocco 1951
Sissi 1955
Sister Act
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot
Slap Shot 2
Slaughterhouse Five
Sleeper
Sleeper 1973
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepover
Sleepwalkers 1992
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Smoking Room
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch
Snatch - Special Edition
Sneakers 1992
Sniper 2
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
Snowboarder
Snowfever (2004)
So Close 2002
Soapdish
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Socrate
Sol Goode
Solaris (Solyaris)
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldier CD1
Soldier CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Someone Special
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Son The
Sonatine
Song of the South
Sophies Choice
Sorority boys
Sorum
Sose me
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Soul Plane
Soul Survivors
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spacehunter 1983
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (1997)
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spetters 1980
Spider-Man CD1
Spider-Man CD2
Spider (2002)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Splash
Spoilers The
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Game
Spy Hard
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
Spygirl CD1
Spygirl CD2
Square Peg
Squirm
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stagecoach
Stalag 17
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
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Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
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Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
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Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
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Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strada La
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Style Wars
Suicide Regimen
Sukces 2003
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swept Away
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)
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