Simpsons 01x05 - Bart the General
Do I smell cupcakes?
- Ooh! Do I ever!|-Uh-uh, Homer.
Lisa's making these|for her teacher.
Ah. Say no more.
- Yum! Don't mind ifl do.|- Bart!
- Oh, man!|Keep your greasy mitts outta there.
- These are for Lisa's class.|- It's Mrs. Hoover's birthday.
- you know, there are names|for people like you.|- No, there aren't.
- Teacher's pet,|apple polisher, butt kisser--|- Bart!
- You're saying "buttkisser"|like it's a bad thing.|- Huh?
Well, you see, boy, it never hurts|to grease the wheels a little.
I'm not greasing the wheels, Dad.|I like my teacher.
Sure, Lis.|you see how it works, Bart?
A cupcake here,|a good grade there.
Dad, I get good grades 'cause I'm smart|and I pay attention and I study hard.
Yeah, right, Lisa.|It's the three roads to success, Bart:
work, brains and hmm--
Oh, brother.
- Uh-oh, school bus. Gotta go.
Heh-heh-heh.|Doh!
- Yo, Ottoman!|- Yo, Bart dude!
Hey, can you|believe it, man?
My sister here made a whole pile|up cupcakes to butter up her teacher,
and she won't give anybody else|even one measly little crumb.
That's bad news, man.
Here, Otto.|I made an extra one for you.
- Oh, thanks, little lady.|- You're welcome.
- Whoa!
- Better let me hold these, Lis.|- Forget it.
- you sniveling toad!|you little egg sucker!|- Tell me more.
Back-scratcher. Foot-licker.|Honor student!
You'll never get one now,|Mr. Name-caller.
All right, all right.|Look, I'm sory. I-I got upset.
In the heat of the moment,|I said some things I didn't mean.
- you weren't thinking, were you?|-No.
-I'm not a sniveling toad, am I?|-Not really.
I'm not a little|egg sucker, am I?
- Of course not.|- Then what am I?
- A beautiful human being.|- What do you like best about me?
Well, I'd have to say...
your generous nature,|your spirit of giving.
Well--
Open your mouth and close your eyes,|and you will get a big surprise.
Ahh!
Thanks, Lis.|You're the best.
- Look, Janey. Cupcakes.|- Ah, give me that!
Hey, give those back!
- Hey, what's the big idea?|That's my sister, man.|- So what?
So give her back those cupcakes|before I knock your block off.
Don't, Bart!|He's a friend of Nelson Muntz!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Wha--
Nelson,|you're bleeding.
Nah, happens all the time.|Somebody else's blood splatters on me.
Hey, wait a minute.
You're right.|you made me bleed my own blood!
It was an accident, man. A terrible,|ghastly mistake. Ask anybody.
Uh-oh.|A cold wind.
Hello, kids.|Everything above the board here?
Good. Play friendly,|children.
- Uh-oh, there's your bell.
Come along, now, all of you.|No dawdling, now.
- I'll get you after school, man.|- But--
No, no, no.|He'll get you after school, son.
- Now hurry up. It's time for class.|- But--
Scoot, young Simpson.|There's learning afoot.
Okay, Nelson,|put up your dukes!
Whaa!
Yikes!|Uh-uh-uh!
Ha, ha, ha!
- Ha, ha, ha!|- Oh.
Aah!
- Uh-oh. Stop!|- Mmm!
Lunchtime!|Ha, ha, ha!
- Lunchtime!|- Aah!
Lunchtime, Bart.|It's lunchtime.
I ain't gonna get out|of the fourth grade alive.
You've gotta tell|Principal Skinner, Bart.
I can't squeal.
It would violate the|code of the schoolyard.
Hey, everybody!
Here comes my brother,|Bart the bully-killer!
- Yeah!|- You're our hero, Bart!
Look, eveybody. I would just as soon|not make a big deal out of this.
I'm not sayin'|I'm not a hero.
I'm just saying that|I fear for my safety.
Look out!
Nelson, it was|all a mistake.
This is how it|happened, man.
Listen up.|you may get a kick out of it.
My sister was making cupcakes|this morning and--
I'll see you|at the flagpole at 3:15.
And you better|be prompt.
He has four other beatings|scheduled this afternoon.
Good-bye,|little dude.
- He looks so lifelike, man.|- Yes.
The school nurse did|a wonderful job...
- reconstructing his little face|after the fight.
Good-bye, son.|I guess you were right.
All that homework|was a waste of your time.
Thanks, Bart.|We got the day off from school for this.
- Yeah, and I got|the day off from work.|- Homer!
Who wants a day off from work when I'm|never gonna see my beloved son again?
Oh, Bart!|Oh, Bart!
That's better,|Homer.
Be brave.|Bye-bye, Bart.
you were always my special little guy.
Bart, here's that|cupcake you wanted.
I can't help but think ifl had just|given it to you in the first place,
this whole horrible tragedy|could have been avoided.
I know you can't|eat it now,
so I'll just place it|lovingly on your forehead.
Hey, look.|They got food at this thing.
- Here's one for the road, dude.
- Aah!|- Put 'em up.
Oh! Boy, you sure|taught me a lesson.
Whoo.|Thanks, guys.
I guess now all that's left|is a hearty handshake.
Right, guys?
I'm gonna get you again|tomorrow, Simpson.
- Is 3:15 good for you?
Uh, not really.
Too bad.
Oh, no.
Oh, man,|that guy's tough to love.
Hi, Mom.|Hi, Dad.
- Tough day at school, boy?|- Bart, what happened to you?
Let's just say I paid the inevitable|price for helping out my sister.
So, you had a little|scuffle, eh? Heh-heh.
Hope you won.
I'm gonna miss you,|big guy.
Bart, your mother|has the fool idea...
that you're upset|about something.
Dad, I need help.|Please. Oh.
Now come on, Bart.
We don't want your mother|to see you cying.
- Here.|- Oh, man.
Let me help you|dy those tears.
So what's|the problem, son?
- I had a run-in with a bully.|- A bully?
Come on, Marge! I don't bug|you when you're helping Lisa.
Well, Bart, I hope you're going|straight to the principal about this.
I guess|I could do that.
What? And violate the code of|the schoolyard? I'd rather Bart died.
What on earth are you|talking about, Homer?
The code of the|schoolyard, Marge.
The rules that teach a boy to be a man.|Let's see.
Don't tattle. Always make fun|of those different from you.
Never say anything...
unless you're sure everyone feels|exactly the same way you do.
- What else?|- Homer, that's ridiculous.
Bart, instead of fighting, why don't you|try a little understanding?
- What do you mean, Mom?|- Yeah, right.
- This oughta be good for a laugh.|- Shh!
This bully friend of yours,|is he a little on the chunky side?
- Yeah, he's pretty chunkified,|all right.|- Mm-hmm.
And I'll bet he doesn't do well|in his studies, either.
No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all|the same special classes I am.
- That's why he lashes out at the world.|- Oh, Marge.
So tomorrow, instead of bickering|with this boy, talk to him.
You'll be surprised how far|a little understanding will go.
Well, thank you very much,|Mrs. Maharishi Gandhi.
- Let's go, boy.
Now here's that bully of yours.|Show me your stuff.
No, no! Not like that!|Like this!
See that, boy?
you didn't expect that, did you?|And neither will he.
you mean I should|fight dirty, Dad?
Unfortunately, son,|we Simpsons...
sometimes have to bend the rules|a little in order to hold our own.
Amen.
So the next time this bully thinks|you're gonna throw a punch,
you throw a glob|of mud in his eyes!
And then you sock him when|he's staggerin' around blinded!
- Yeah!|- And there's nothing wrong...
with hitting someone|when his back is turned.
- Gotcha.|- And if you get the chance,
get him right|in the familyjewels.
That little doozy's been|a Simpson trademark for generations.
Thanks, Pop.
- Whoa!|- Put 'em up!
Ha!|Ooh!
Remember|the familyjewels, son.
Hmm?
Oh, no, boys.|Not the can, please.
- Doh!
Bart, you can't|go on like this.
I know.
- Why don't you go see Grandpa?|- What can he do?
He'll give you good advice.|He's the toughest Simpson alive.
- He is?|- Yeah.
Remember the fight he put up|when we put him in the home?
Remember the fight he put up|when we put him in the home?
I'm here|to see Grandpa.
Half the people here|are named Grandpa.
- Well, Grandpa Simpson then.
Second floor, third|dank room on the left.
Thanks, lady.
" Dear Advertisers,
I am disgusted with the way|old people are depicted on television.
We are not all vibrant,|fun-loving sex maniacs.
Many of us are bitter,|resentful individuals...
who remember|the good old days...
when entertainment|was bland and inoffensive.
The following|is a list of words...
I never want to hear|on television again.
Number one: bra.
Number two: horny.
Number three:|familyjewels."
- Hi, Grandpa!|- Bart, what brings youhere?
I need some advice,|Grandpa.
See, there's this bully at school|who keeps beating me up.
Let me tell you|somethin', boy.
If youdon't|stand up foryourself,
bullies are gonna be pickin' on you|for the rest of your life.
Simpson, give me|your newspaper!
- Why should I?|- I wanna do the crossword puzzle.
No, I want to do|the crossword puzzle!
- I said, give me that puzzle.|- No.
- Give me! Give me!|- No! No!
Heh-heh-heh.
Well, I guess I can't help you,|but I know someone who can.
- Here?|- Yep, this is it.
What's the password?
- Let me in, you idiot!|- Yeah, right you are.
So, Herman, has the|large-type edition...
of this month's Soldier Of Fortune|come in yet?
No, not yet.
- Can I interest you in|some authentic Nazi underpants?|- No!
Actually, we came over because|I want you to meet my grandson, Bart.
Ah. Hello,|young American.
Hello, sir.|Uh, Mr. Herman?
- Yes?
Did you lose your arm|in the war?
My arm? Well,|let me put it this way.
Next time your teacher tells you|to keep your arm inside|the bus window, you do it!
Yes, sir,|I will.
Bart's got a problem with|a local young bully named Nelson.
I thought you could help him|with some kind of strategy.
Strategy. Hmm.|How many men do you have?
- None.|- You'll need more.
And you'll need to train them hard!|Now, let's see.
Ah. Okay.
The key to Springfield|has always been Elm Street.
The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians|knew it. Now you know it.
First you'll need|a declaration of war.
Uh, ah! That way, eveything|you do will be nice and legal.
Okay, I can use this one|from the Franco-Prussian War.
I'll just change "Otto von Bismarck"|to read " Bart Simpson."
- Psst!
- Grandpa, I think this|guy's a little nuts.|- Oh, yeah?
Well, General George S. Patton|was a little nuts.
And this guy is completely|out of his mind.
We can't fail!
Psst!|Pass it on!
So, Mister,|what are we doin' here anyway?
I wonder|where Bart is.
Yeah. It's way past|1500 hours.
Okay, we all know|why we're here, right?
- No. Why?|- To fight Nelson the bully.
That guy has been tormenting all of us|for years, and I for one am sick of it.
I can't promise you victoy.|I can't promise you good times.
But the one thing I do know--|Whoa, whoa!
All right! Okay! I promise you|victoy! I promise you good times!
I got a " B"|in arithmetic
I got a " B"|in arithmetic
Would've got an "A"|but I was sick
Would've got an "A"|but I was sick
Aah!
We are rubber|you are glue
We are rubber|you are glue
It bounces off of us|and sticks to you
It bounces off of us|and sticks to you
- Sound off|- One, two
- Sound off|- Three, four
- Go!
- Go!
- What's the matter with you, soldier?|- It's my nerves, sir.
I just can't stand|the barking anymore.
Your nerves?|I won't have cowards in my army.
- Ow!|- Sory, Bart.
you can push them|out of a plane,
you can march them|off a cliff,
you can send 'em off to die|on some godforsaken rock,
but for some reason,|youcan't slap 'em.
Now apologize to|that boy right now.
- Sorry, man.|- It's cool.
In English class|I did the best
In English class|I did the best
Because I cheated|on the test
Because I cheated|on the test
- Sound off|- One, two
- I can't hear you!|- Three, four
All right, there's your enemy.|Now hit him!
Hithim!
Let's go, next group.|Martinez! Steinberg!
O'Hara! Chang!|Olajuwon! Herman!
Die! Die!
We are happy|We are merry
We are happy|We are merry
We got a rhyming|dictionary
We got a rhyming|dictionary
- Sound off|- One, two
- One more time!|- Three, four
Bring it|on home now!
One, two, three, four|One, two, three, four
Nelson's at|the Elm Street Video Arcade.
Intelligence indicates he shakes down|kids for quarters at the arcade.
Then he heads to the Quick-E-Mart|for a cherry Squishy.
Then that's where|we'll hit him.
When he leaves the Quick-E-Mart,|we start the saturation bombing.
- We got the water balloons?|- Two hundred rounds, sir.
Is it okay if they say|" Happy Birthday" on the side?
Well, I'd rather they say " Death|From Above," but I guess we're stuck.
Okay, our main force will|be split into two groups.
One will circle around this way|to cut off the enemy's retreat,
the other will drive in this way,|closing the trap.
- It's a classic pincers movement.|It can't fail against a ten-year-old.|- Heh-heh!
- Nelson's at the arcade, General.|- Battle stations.
- I feel so alive!|- you know,
I thought|I was too old.
I thought|my time had passed.
I thought I'd never hear|the screams of pain...
or see the look of terror|in a young man's eyes.
Thank heaven|for children.
Hey, good Squishies.
- What flavor did you get?|- Blue.
Hey, yout wo birds!
You're gonna be suckin' all|your meals through straws if|you don't shut your traps.
Well, looky here.
Little Bart Simpson.
Nelson, I'm afraid I'm gonna|have to teach youa lesson.
Ha! Oh, yeah?|youand what army?
This one.
Artillery,
commence|saturation bombing!
Hey!
All right, you kids!|Keep it down!
Am I making myself--
Heh-heh-heh!|Got him!
You, up in the tree.|The tall gray-haired kid.
Get your butt down here|right now! Doh!
No! Please!
- Don't hurt us!|- Oh, we surrender.
W-W-We were only|followin' orders!
Eww!|Knock it off!
I guess you learned your lesson,|so now I'll untie you.
The second you untie me,|I'm gonna beat you to death, man.
Well, if that's gonna be your attitude,|I'm not gonna untie you.
Ha! You're gonna|have to sometime.
Uh-oh.|He's right.
Don't you wory.|I was ready for this little eventuality.
Armistice treaty,|article four.
" Nelson is never again to raise|his fists in anger." Article five.
" Nelson recognizes Bart's right|to exist." Article six.
"Although Nelson shall have|no official power,
he shall remain a figurehead|of menace in the neighborhood."
Wow. Sounds good to me.|Okay, I'll sign.
- What about you, boy?|- All right, I'll sign.
- Are you boys through playing war?|- Yes, Mrs. Simpson.
- Good. Then here's some cupcakes.|- Oh, boy!
- Cupcakes.|- Mmm!
Ladies and gentlemen,|boys and girls,
contray to what|you've just seen,
war is neither|glamorous nor fun.
There are no winners.|Only losers.
There are no good wars,|with the following exceptions:
The American Revolution, World War I,|and the Star Wars trilogy.
if you'd like to learn more|about war, there's lots of books|in your local libray--
many of them with|cool, goy pictures.
Well, good night, eveybody.|Peace, man.
- Shh!
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Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin 2003
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman
Sinnui yauman II
Sirens 1994
Sirocco 1951
Sissi 1955
Sister Act
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot
Slap Shot 2
Slaughterhouse Five
Sleeper
Sleeper 1973
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepover
Sleepwalkers 1992
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Smoking Room
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch
Snatch - Special Edition
Sneakers 1992
Sniper 2
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
Snowboarder
Snowfever (2004)
So Close 2002
Soapdish
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Socrate
Sol Goode
Solaris (Solyaris)
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldier CD1
Soldier CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Someone Special
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Son The
Sonatine
Song of the South
Sophies Choice
Sorority boys
Sorum
Sose me
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Soul Plane
Soul Survivors
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spacehunter 1983
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (1997)
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spetters 1980
Spider-Man CD1
Spider-Man CD2
Spider (2002)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Splash
Spoilers The
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Game
Spy Hard
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
Spygirl CD1
Spygirl CD2
Square Peg
Squirm
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stagecoach
Stalag 17
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strada La
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Style Wars
Suicide Regimen
Sukces 2003
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swept Away
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)
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