Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons "
[ Tires Screeching ]
D'oh! [ Screams ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Alarms Blaring ]
[ Woman's Voice On P.A. System ] Core meltdown in 1 0 seconds.
- [ Alarms Stop ] - Meltdown averted. Good boy.!
[ Moaning, Yawning ]
[ Snoring, Purring ]
[ Whimpering ]
[ Buzzes ]
[ Mr. Burns Groaning ] What?
How dare you disturb me during nap time?
We're from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.
This is a surprise test of worker competence.
There must be some mistake.
We, uh-- We make cookies here.
Mr. Burns's Old-Fashioned Good-Time Extra-Chewy--
Get the ax.
The watchdog of public safety. Is there any lower form of life?
Don't worry, sir. I rounded up our less-gifted employees and led them into the basement.
- [ Dripping ] - [ Mouse Squeaking ]
Duh, Homer, why are we down here?
Oh, geez! I told ya, Bernie-- to guard the bee!
- But why? - Oh, you guys are pathetic.
No wonder Smithers made me head bee guy.
- Uh, it's gettin' away. - Oh, we did bad!
- [ Buzzing ] - Hey! Uhh! Oh! Hey! Come back!
Is there a Homer Simpson present?
No, I'm afraid he couldn't ''bee'' here.
[ Both Chuckling ]
Oh, yes, he's in Geneva...
chairing a conference on nuclear fission.
[ Mutters ] Yes, that should stick.
D'oh! The bee bit my bottom!
Now my bottom's big!
[ Sighs ]
Homer, this is an exact replica of your workstation.
[ Quietly ] Hmm?
Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector 8.
What the hell are you talking about?
What do I do? What do I do? [ Sobbing ]
In the name of God, you've gotta tell me!
Relax. It's just a simulator. Nothing can go wrong.
[ Muttering ] Just poke blindly at the controls until they let you go.
- [ Rumbling ] - Oh! Ohh!
Oh, no. No! This can't be happening!
[ Bystanders Screaming ]
[ Gasps ]
For the love of God, sir! There are two seats!
I like to put my feet up.
[ Mr. Burns Groaning ]
[ Roaring ]
Must destroy mankind.
- [ Beeping ] - Ooh! Lunchtime. [ Blubbering ]
We're still not sure how he caused the meltdown.
There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck!
Very well. It's time for your bribe.
Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing...
or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.
The box. The box!
Burns, this is a big problem. You just can't throw money at it and make it go away.
Gentlemen, I've decided there will be no investigation.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go away.
You're in big trouble, Burns. Simpson's job requires college training in nuclear physics.
You get your man up to speed, or we'll be forced to take legal action.
Is that so?
Well, I have the feeling you'll be...
dropping the charges.
- The painters moved your desk, sir. - Oh, yes.
[ Doorbell Rings ]
Hello, Simpson. My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we'd stop by.
Would you like to come in for tea and marshmallow squares?
- [ All Murmuring ] - Yes, he would.
- So you want me to go to college? - College?
- Ha! Barber or clown? - Bart!
Remember, your job and the future of your family...
hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 1 01 .
Oh, and one more thing.
You must find the jade monkey...
before the next full moon.
Actually, sir, we found the jade monkey.
It was in your glove compartment.
- And the road maps and ice scraper? - They were in there too, sir.
It's all falling into place.
I think this is a great opportunity. You could learn so much.
Maybe you're right. I did always want to go to college.
But fate stood in the way.
Homer, sign this application and you're a shoo-in.
- [ Panting ] - [ Laughing ]
That dog has somebody's ham! This I gotta see!
[ Door Opens ]
- [ Growling ] - Give me that ham, you stupid dog!
- [ Grunting, Yelling ] - [ Sighs ]
[ Frustrated Growl ]
Dad, don't let these application essays throw you.
Let's see: ''List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your life.''
- Is TVGuide a book? Son of Sniglet? - No. No.
- Katherine Hepburn's Me? - No!
Ohh! I suck!
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
You the man, Homer!
Thanks, boy. Now for the crowning touch.
I don't know, Dad. Don't you have a better picture?
Relax. A photo can't make any difference.
- He looks crazy. - Agreed.
Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.
[ TV.:Announcer ] Finally, the great taste of Worcestershire Sauce...
in a soft drink.!
[ TV.:Man ] Ahh.! Steaky.!
Sorry, son, but there's a program about campus life that I really should watch.
We now return to School of Hard Knockers...
starring Corey Masterson.
Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit.
As you know, I am the president of the United States.
Oh, don't worry. I've expelled those rowdy members of Chug-a-Lug House.
Oh, I hate that lousy dean.
Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger.
- Mm-kay! - [ Explosion ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Chuckles ] Don't worry, Mr. President.
I-- Mr. President!
Lighten up, Bitterman!
That youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet.
Secretary of partying down!
[ Angry Growling ]
Yes! Take that, Bitterman!
Homie, here are the responses from the colleges you applied to.
Whoo-hoo! A flyer for a hardware store!
- D'oh! - Pop, what are you gonna do?
Something I should have done a long time ago.
- You don't know, do you? - No, ma'am.
Don't worry, Simpson.
It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University.
[ Growling ]
I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object.
- This Simpson is not qualified. - [ All Murmuring Agreement ]
- [ Continues Growling ] - I see.
Well, you know, fellas, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team.
You all like baseball, don't you?
[ All Murmuring Agreement ]
Yes, well, to have a successful baseball club you need teamwork.
Not some hot-dog admissions officer playing by his own rules!
[ Grunting ]
Excuse me. What are you doing?
[ Grunting Continues ]
I'm giving you the beating of your life!
Look, if-- Stop that.
If you wanted him that badly, why didn't you just say so?
[ Yells ]
Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.
Whoo-hoo! I'm a college man!
I won't need my high school diploma anymore!
" I am so smart I am so smart "
" I am so smart I am so smart "
" S-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-R-T "
My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
- How long have you been back there? - Three days.
Homer-- That isn't very nice.
Marge, try to understand.
There are two kinds of college students: jocks and nerds.
As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.
- Hey, pal! Did you get a load of the nerd? - Pardon me?
" [ Rock ]
[ Chuckling ]
I'll be a campus hero.
[ Spits ] Attention, everyone.
- The punch has been spiked! - [ All Gasping ]
Don't worry. Your parents have been called and will be here to pick you up shortly!
[ All ] Yea!
Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
And unless movies and TV have lied to me...
it's a crusty, bitter, old dean.
Hi there. Hello. I'm Dean Peterson, but you can call me Bobby.
I just want you to know, if you ever feel stressed out from studying or whatever...
I'm always up for some Hacky Sack.
Or if you just want to come by and jam, I used to be the bass player for the Pretenders.
" [ Fast Riff]
Boy, I can't wait to take some of the starch out of that stuffed shirt.
Good morning and welcome to Nuclear Physics 1 01 .
I see a lot of new faces, but you know the old saying--
''Out with the old, in with the nucleus.''
Now we'll begin by-- Oops.
[ Laughing Loudly ]
Ah, did you see that jerk?
[ Laughing Continues ]
Dropped his notes!
[ Laughing More Loudly ]
Now, if anyone would like to stay...
I'm going to hold a comprehensive review session after every class.
- Do we have to? - No.
Then kiss my curvy butt good-bye.
[ Giggling ]
" [ Rock ]
Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.
Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus.
Besides, it isn't costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site.
Sir, six cinder blocks are missing.
There'll be no hospital then. I'll tell the children.
This proton accelerator destabilizes the atom...
in this chamber here, then propels it--
Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac...
but I worked in a nuclear power plant for 1 0 years...
and, uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works.
- Well, please come down and show us. - All right. I will.
[ Screaming ]
- In there, guys. - [ Both ] Thanks, Homer.
Homer, no one blames you for the accident.
We simply feel you might benefit with a little outside tutoring.
I researched these names myself.
Yeah, you won this round, Dean...
but the war isn't over.
- [ Rings ] - Hello.
[ Homer] Hello, Dean. You're a stupid-head!
- Homer, is that you? - [ Yelps ]
- Intruder alert. Intruder alert. - Stop the humanoid.
[ Chortling ]
Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor.
You've come to the right place. If there's one thing we know, it is science.
- And math. - And the words to every Monty Python routine.
We are the knights who say ''Ni!''
Ni! Ni! Ni! [ Giggling ]
[ Chuckles ] Ni.
We played Dungeons and Dragons for three hours.
Then I was slain by an elf.
Listen to yourself, man. You're hangin' with nerds.
- You take that back! - Homer, please.
These boys sound very nice, but they're clearly nerds.
Really? But nerds are my mortal enemy.
Dad, nerds are nothing to fear. In fact, they've done some pretty memorable things.
Some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher...
rock star David Byrne and Supreme CourtJustice David Souter.
[ Gasps ] Oh, not Souter!
Come on, Mr. Simpson.
You'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.
- I'll write it on my hand. - Oh!
Including all known lanthanides and actinides?
- [ Chuckling ] Good luck. - [ All Chuckling ]
Come on, guys.
Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
I'm gonna show you the true meaning of college.
We're gonna go out and par-ty!
Wait a minute. I'll put on my snow pants.
- Me too. - Me too.
Ah, the college road trip.
What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
But, Marge, we're college guys, and we're up to no good.
Mr. Simpson, Gary spilled his ear medicine.
Oh, those baby ducks were so cute.
I can't believe they let us walk right up and feed them.
- I need to go to the bathroom. - We stopped five minutes ago.
Someone knocked on the door, and I couldn't go.
I'm telling you. A big, crazy prank is just what the doctor ordered.
[ Giggling ] The dean will go nuts.
I got it!
We wait by his mailbox, and when he comes outside...
we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!
-[ Scraping Sound ] - [ All Groaning ]
So it's a prank you're looking for, is it?
I'll give you your prank.
The only other college in 50 miles is Springfield A&M...
so they're our best target.
- Those bastards. - Meet Sir Oinkcelot...
the beloved mascot of Springfield A&M.
Here he is presiding over last year's homecoming.
Here he is conferring an honorary degree on Richard Nixon.
And here he is rolling in his own filth.
Gentlemen, I propose we kidnap Sir Oinkcelot.
And then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!
[ Laughing ] What?
- [ Squeals ] - Look, you pull its tail straight...
and it curls right back up again.
Curly, straight. Curly, straight.
- Curly, straight. Curly, straight. - [ Squealing ]
Mr. Simpson, I don't think he likes that.
[ Giggles ] Of course he does. He's a cute little piggy.
Curly, straight. Curly, straight. Ow!
- Why, you little-- - Mr. Simpson, stop!
- It's a defenseless animal! - [ Screams ]
[ Groaning, Snorting ]
- The pig's acting kinda funny. - He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.
Guys, he's really sick.
Hello! That sounds like a pig fainting.
[ Squealing ]
I'm sorry, boys.
I-I've never expelled anyone before, but that pig had some powerful friends.
Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!
Guys, believe me. I didn't mean to get you expelled.
Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We can take care of ourselves.
Ah, wallet inspector.
Oh, here you go. I believe that's all in order.
I can't believe that worked!
Hey! That's not the wallet inspector.
- " [ Humming ] - [ Groans ]
Marge, they don't have anywhere to stay.
And they're geniuses. They'll solve all our problems.
They'll elevate us to the status of kings on Earth!
- Mr. Simpson, we all have nosebleeds. - Oh, for the love of--
- [ Loud Beeping ] - [ Groans ]
What's wrong with this phone? It's making crazy noises.
Those crazy noises are computer signals.
Some guys at M.I.T. are sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk.
- Ha! They're out of their minds. - [ Groans ]
Oh, I heard about this. This is the one where Scratchy finally gets Itchy.
[ Cackling ]
[ Whistles ]
My purpose in life is to witness this moment.
- [ Screaming ] - We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.
- Plug it in! Plug it in! - What, the rock tumbler or the TV?
The TV! The TV!
-"Show " - [ Cheering ]
Wow! They'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!
[ Chortling ]
[ Screaming ]
Dad, start digging some nerd holes.
It's bad enough they put their retainers in the dishwasher. Can't we do something?
Look, I'm sure we can work something out where we can all live in harmony.
- Right, Marge? - No, I want those geeks out of my house.
You really think you can get us back into college?
Now, the only antidote to a zany scheme...
is an even zanier scheme!
Why does it have to be zany?
[ Gasps ] I've got it!
We're gonna fix it so you guys save the dean's life.
-[ Engine Rewing ] - Perfect.
[ Tires Screeching ]
" [ Whistling ]
Okay, guys. We push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
Should we correct for wind resistance?
Hmm, possibly. What do you think?
-[ Thudding ] - Oh, my.
Well, Dean, I'm really sorry for the running-you-over prank.
- Prank? - And all those other pranks were my idea too.
I'm the one who should be expelled.
Well, I'm touched by your honesty.
And who knows-- Perhaps I've been a bit of an ogre myself.
- Yes, you have. - How's this?
I'll readmit your friends...
and we'll forget this whole silly incident ever occurred.
Oh, Dean. This is what your new hip is going to look like.
[ Nervous Chuckling ] You're gonna have to go easy on it.
Oh, it's good to be back after all these weeks.
Better check our answering machine.
[ Woman's Voice ] Number of messages received: zero.
- [ All Sighing ] - We really want to thank you, Mr. Simpson.
Ah, no problem, guys.
The important thing is that we wrapped up all the loose ends.
So, in conclusion, good luck on tomorrow's big final exam.
This is just like one of those bad dreams! [ Screams ]
What are you gonna do, Mr. Simpson?
Actually, I've been working on a plan.
During the exam, I'll hide under some coats...
and hope that somehow everything will work out.
Or with our help, you can cram like you've never crammed before!
Whatever. Either way is good.
Oh, man. I can't believe you failed.
Oh, I'm gonna lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!
Mr. Simpson, there is a way.
We could, well, use a computer to change your grade.
[ Gasps ] Computers can do that?
Oh, yes. The only problem is the moral dilemma it raises, which requires--
[ Kissing ] Oh, I love-- Moral whuzzah?
An A-plus! How did you do it?
Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
- You changed your grade with a computer? - D'oh!
Way to go, Dad!
The important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college.
- No, we didn't. - Oh.
Then I learned the real value of college is to study and work hard.
No, you didn't. You only passed your course by cheating, which you always taught us was wrong.
And I learned that in order for you to set a good example for your son...
you're gonna take that course over again without cheating.
Oh, Marge! You're worse than that crusty old dean.
[ Sighs ] Well, I guess it's back to college for me.
That means it's time to-- What did I teach you guys?
[ Nerds ] Par-ty down?
"[ Rock ]
- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!
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Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)