Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons "
[ Bell Ringing ]
[ Whistle Blowing ]
[ Beeping ]
" [Jazzy Solo ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
D'oh! [ Screams ]
- I need one 29-cent stamp. - That's $1 .85.
- I want $2.00 worth of gas, please. - $4.20.
- [ Bell Dings ] - How much is your penny candy?
- Surprisingly expensive. - [ Martin ] What a rip-off!.
- [ Door Chimes ] - This is what I think of your store!
- [ Grunting ] - [ Door Chimes ]
You cannot hurt a Twinkie!
[ Sniffing ]
Jiminy Cricket! Whoo! Expired ham.
Well, this time I've gone too far. No. No one will fall for--
Woo-hoo! Cheap meat!
Ooh, this one's open. [ Gobbling ]
- Ooh! Stomach churning! - [ Stomach Grumbles ]
- Not much time. - [ Thuds ]
Must fnish. [ Gobbles ]
[ Alarm Blaring ]
Well, sir, Homer's illness was either caused by ingesting spoiled food...
or [ Chuckles ] some sort of voodoo curse.
Hey, we've just been working the eyes.
- [ Door Chimes ] - Your old meat made me sick!
Oh, I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.
[ Sniffing ] This shrimp isn't frozen, and it smells funny.
- Okay. Ten pounds. - Whoo-hoo!
[ Alarm Blaring ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Man ] Brought to you by-- - [ Barking Continues ]
That dog can sell anything.
Good evening. Here's an update on last week's nursing-home exposé, ''Geezers in Freezers.''
It turns out the rest home was adequately heated.
The footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility.
We've also been told to apologize for using the term ''geezers.''
Now, coming up next, ''The Case of the Cantankerous Old Geezer.''
- Ohh! Urp! - [ Stomach Grumbles ]
Rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites!
Is there no way I can find justice?
If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number.
- Boring. - Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart.
- And now a message from the Church of Latter-day Saints. - [ Barking ]
- Dad, are you listening to me? - Shh! Lisa! The dog is barking.
All right. Are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?
No way, man! No way, man! Get yourself another patsy, man!
- No way am I wearin' a freakin' wire. - All right, all right.
- Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone? - Oh, that I'll wear.
We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat.
[ Groaning ]
Now go get us some incriminating footage. Remember, you have to get in and out in 1 0 minutes...
- or you'll suffer permanent neck damage. - He's not kiddin'.
[ Groaning ]
[ Footsteps Clattering ]
[ Door Chimes ]
- Huh? - Don't be alarmed, Apu.
Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.
Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir.
Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet.
Bee? [ Screaming ]
[ Panting ]
Homer, that hat's been with the station for 20 years.
He had one day left till retirement.
" La la la la la " Well, time to replenish the hot-dog roller.
" La la " Oops!
Oh, no. It is encrusted with filth.
Oh, well. Let's sell it anyway.
Now, this is just between me and you, smashed hat. [ Chuckling ]
Hot diggety dog! We've got him, Mr. Simpson.
Now, let's-- Mr. Simpson?
One hot dog, please.
[ Dog Barking ]
Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat?
No. I mean, yes. I mean-- Uh-oh.
- I think I come off very well. - Monster! Run, children!
[ Panicked Shouting ]
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart corporation.
But, sir, I was only following standard procedure.
Ah, true. But it's also standard procedure...
to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb.
Uh-huh. And if I can obtain for you these animals?
I'm sorry, Apu. I have no choice.
- You can no longer wear this name patch. - [ Gasps ]
And you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles.
Now, turn in your pricing gun.
The other one too.
Oh! Fired after all these years of loyal service.
- I don't want to live anymore! Oh! - Give me that wiener!
- No! I don't want to live, sir! - Give me that wiener!
- [ Grunting ] - No, Apu! It's not worth it!
What do I do now?
I've been drummed out of my profession. I'm a disgrace.
Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter.
[ Laughter ]
Who needs money when we got feathers?
[ Chittering ]
[ Thunderclap ]
This is all because of Homer Simpson.
- [ Laughing ] - [ TV: Laughter]
Oh, oh, stop!
Yo, check this out. Black guys drive a car like this.
- " [ Scatting ] - [ Audience Laughing ]
[ Nasally ] Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this. " [ Scatting ]
- [ Laughter, Applause ] - [ Laughing ] It's true! It's true! We're so lame.
It is time to settle the score.
[ Thunderclaps Continue ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Screaming ]
No! Don't kill me! I didn't know there was film in that camera in that hat!
I was unaware! I was unaware!
Mr. Simpson, you misunderstand me.
In my village, this is the traditional pose of apology.
- Oh. - Now that I think about it, it may be a little confusing.
Many have died needlessly.
I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing.
But then I realized it was I who wronged you.
So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
You're selling what now?
I'm selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
He's got me there.
- [ Homer ] Is he still out there? - Yes. He's raking leaves.
What? That's your job!
If he starts doing Lisa's wood chopping--
If he wants to make it up to you so badly, I think you should let him.
Okay, okay. I'll let him. But then I get a Chipwich. Okay?
It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you.
Back in Rahmatpur, I was considered quite the gourmet.
Hmm. It certainly is exotic.
- [ Panting ] - Oh, Lisa, is that too spicy for you?
I can see through time.
[ Gulping ] Stop being such babies. You can't be afraid to try new things.
For instance, tonight I'm using a-- Apu, what do you call this thing again?
- A napkin. - [ Chuckling ] Outrageous!
All right. Why do you want to become a part of the Kwik-E-Mart family?
Because I like people, and I need a place where I'll be out of the sun.
- Thank you. - [ Belches ]
Hmm. He's head and shoulders above everyone else.
- Wait. There's one more applicant. - Name?
-James Woods. - Previous job experience?
Ooh, uh, gee, True Believer, uh, Salvador, Onion Field, The Hard Way.
Wait-Wait a minute! Those aren't convenience stores.
- That sounds like the resume of a Hollywood movie star. - Uh, yeah, well-- Huh!
[ Both Gasp ] James Woods!
Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
[ Chuckles ] Well, uh, to be honest, in my upcoming movie...
I'm gonna be playing this tightly wound convenience-store clerk...
And, you know, I kinda like to research my roles and really get into it.
For instance, True Believer. I actually worked in a law firm for two months.
And in the film Chaplin-- I had a little cameo in that--
I actually traveled in time back to the '20s where--
- Well, [ Chuckles ] I-I've said too much. - Welcome aboard.
Hm? Hm? Hm? Hm?
- Good morning, sir. - [ Screams ]
Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before.
- What the-- - Uh, I like to keep a lollipop there.
- " La la la la " - [ Groans ]
- Apu, we usually store our cans in the cupboard. - Oh, they'll never move that way.
Mmm! Corn! Haven't had that in a while.
Yeah! Delicious corn.
- [ Together] Bye. - Hm.
Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie. You wanna come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart?
Please, Mrs. Simpson.
I-- I cannot go there. That is the scene of my spiritual depantsing.
Umm, well, I guess we could go to that new Monstromart.
"[ Muzak ]
Ooh! That's a good price for 1 2 pounds of nutmeg.
Ooh! Great selection and rock-bottom prices. But where is the love?
[ Man On P.A.] Attention, Monstromart shoppers.
Just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.
- [ Shoppers ] Aww! - Hm!
Excuse me, ma'am. Where are the lampshades?
Oh! I've killed her!
It's all happening again! [ Sobbing, Screaming ]
[ Both Gasp, Scream ]
[ Both Gasp, Scream ]
Help me! Help me! [ Gurgling ] Mmm! It's cran-tastic!
Uh, Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always.
That old man up front, he is starved for attention. He will talk the cashier's head off.
Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel.
In 1 957, I remember it was.
I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast.
I set the toaster to three-- medium brown.
- Let's go to... that line. - But that's the longest.
Yes, but look-- all pathetic single men. Only cash, no chitchat.
[ Rapid Cash-register Sounds ]
Seventy-fve, 85, 90 and a dollar.
Thank you and come again. Hey, wait a minute! Hey!
Uh, eh, could I just ask you a question?
Did you-- Huh! Did you believe that? I mean, the way I gave you the change?
Did I sound like a real Kwik-E-Mart, you know, kinda guy?
- Actually, I thought it was a little labored. - Oh.
You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man.
Yeah. Like-- Yeah! Okay. Great. Okay. Let-Let's just try that again. Okay? Come on.
Hey. Come on. Hey-ey-ey! Hey, get over here! Okay. Now, you're you, I'm me.
- I'm me? - Hey, don't jerk me around, fella.
[ All Gobbling, Gulping ]
- Pass the chutney. - Apu, you've been so helpful.
If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line at the Monstromart.
- And he taught me how to play the shehnai. - " [ Shrill Notes ]
[ Shudders ] That's even worse than the album Grampa released.
And he taught me how to do this. [ Grunting ]
I got out of school, 'cause I told 'em I was mangled in a car wreck.
- Thank you all for the kind praise. - Well, you deserve it.
All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol out of the old heart.
[ Beating ]
[ Electrical Crackling ]
[ Slowly ] Ahh. Apu friend me good.
I think what my father's saying is you're like a member of the family now.
I feel that way too. You see, whether igloo, hut or lean-to...
or a geodesic dome...
there's no structure I have been to which I'd rather call my home.
"When I first arrived you were all such jerks "
" But now I've come to lo-o-ove your quirks "
" Maggie with her eyes so bright "
" Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright "
" Lisa can philosophize "
" Bart's adept at spinning lies "
" Homer's a delightful fella "
- " Sorry 'bout the salmonella " - Heh-heh! That's okay.
- Aah! - "Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart "
" Now here's the tricky part "
" Oh, won't you rhyme with me "
"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart "
"Their floors are sticky-mart "
"They made Dad sicky-mart "
" Let's hurl a bricky-mart "
"The Kwik-E-Mart is real-- " D'oh!
[ All ] "Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart "
- " Not me " - " Forget the Kwik-E-Mart "
" Good-bye to Kwik-E-Mart "
"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart "
" Not me "
Ahh. Everything really wrapped up nicely. Hmm. Much quicker than usual.
I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it.
And we've all found happiness, every one of us.
- [ Apu Crying ] - [ TV Clicks On ]
Hey, what's that sound?
[ Crying Continues ]
"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart "
" I do "
Hey, he's not happy at all! He lied to us through song!
I hate when people do that!
I can't lie to myself, you know. I do miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Isn't there anything you can do to get your job back?
- I must go to the head office and appeal my case. - I'm coming with you!
I got you fired. It's the least I can do.
Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing. But I'll go you one better and come along.
- But, sir, the head office is in India. - Okay.
- Dad, that's over 1 0,000 miles away. - I'm aware of that!
- That's over 1 6,000 kilometers. - D'oh!
-Are we in India yet? - No.
-Are we in India yet? - No.
-Are we in India yet? - No.
Oh, wait... now we are.
T-Tony, T-Tony, y-you're my agent.
You have to do something about this.
Uh! How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character...
from a tightly wound convenience-store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
Well, actually, that's-- that's a pretty good explanation.
Now, this is gross-- This'll be gross points, right, on this new-- Okay.
Yeah, 'cause those monkey-- Yeah. Okay. Great. Okay. Look. Book me a flight...
rent me an igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that, boom, I am out of here.
I'm a dot. I'm gone. Okay? What do you mean I gotta give two weeks notice?
Why, you damn, frickin', no good mother-- [ Beeping ] cheese!
No, not you. I'm just talkin' to my oven.
"[ Group Singing Religious Song ]
Oh, great. Christians.
[ Man On P.A.] Attention, passengers. Dinner is now being sered in the dining car.
[ All Clamoring ]
- Ooh-ooh! - There she is.
There she is, the world's first convenience store.
- This isn't very convenient. - Must you dump on everything we do?
[ Door Chimes ]
[ Door Chimes ]
" [ Indian Muzak ]
He is the benevolent, enlightened president and C.E.O....
of Kwik-E-Mart, and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart.
- [ Slurping ] - He is the one I must ask for my job back.
Approach, my sons.
[ Slurping Continues ]
You may ask me three questions.
That's great, because all I need is one.
- Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? - Yes.
- Really? - Yes. - You?
Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
- But I must-- - Thank you. Come again.
- But-- - Thank you. Come again.
Well, that was a big bust.
Is he really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
- [ Angry Groan ] - No need to apologize, Apu.
It was as much my fault as it was yours.
- [ Growling ] - [ Gagging ]
Okay, Apu! I accept your apology.
[ Both Screaming ]
[ Together ] Dad.! Dad.! What'd you bring us? What'd you bring?
- How did it go? - Fine! Oh, I mean, not good.
I'm sorry, Apu. But remember-- "Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart "
Do you mind? I'm not in the mood.
Apu, if it'll make you feel any better...
I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another...
until you just wish Flanders was dead.
Yes, yes. You are right, sir. I've got to accept my fate.
I have feared it for long enough now.
I'm going to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart, and I am going to face my demon!
Oh, that'll work out great! We're out of Lucky Charms.
- [ Door Chimes ] - [ Delighted Gasp ]
Ah, my old Squishee machine.
And my scum bucket with flies.
And a hot-check list.
Hey, hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, aren't ya? I mean, you're the--
God, you're--you're like the guy! You're a legend around here.
Can I ask you-- is it true you once worked 96 hours straight?
Oh, yes. It was horrible, I tell you.
By the end, I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.
Oh, yeah! You know, I studied your old security tapes.
In a few minutes I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head.
All right, you! Hand over the cash, and don't try any funny stuff!.
Hey, pal. I assure you. If I tried any funny stuff, you would be in hysterics.
- Hey, you'reJames Woods! - Oh, thank you. Yes, yes. Thank you.
Well, Mr. Woods...
-your new song is gonna be number three with a bullet. - [ Gun Cocks ]
- I-I'm not a singer. - Shut up!
- [ Frightened Gasp ] - No-o-o!
- Apu! - Oh!
The searing kiss of hot lead.
How I've missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying.
- Uhh. - Oy.
[ Dr. Hibbert Chuckling ]
Well, you are a very lucky man, Apu.
You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet...
that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery.
Apu, you saved my life.
And as a small token of my appreciation, I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Oh! Oh, Mr. Woods, you're--
But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.
- That sounds like a good movie. - Yes. Yes, a-a movie. Yes.
Hey, let's all hug Apu.
- [ Simpsons ] Aww. - Ooh!
Hey, there's still time. Let's hug him again.
- Aww. - Mm!
- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!
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Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)