Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
[ Chorus ]
" The Simpsons "
D'oh!
[ Screams ]
Uh, welcome to the new
Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine...
You know, health care
for the aging is an important priority--
Get to Matlock!
Matlock!
Well, um-- [ Coughs ]
without further ado...
[ Chuckles ] I give you the man who puts
young people behind bars...
Where they belong--
TV's Matlock!
- [ Applauding ]
- [ Grunting ]
"We love you, Matlock "
" Oh yes, we do "
[ Fans Screaming ]
[ Choking ]
What's eatin' you, Abe?
For three weeks, all you been talkin' about
was meeting Matlock.
Now you met him,
swiped his pills--
- ''Take one every hour to prevent
spastic heart convulsions.''
- [ Siren Wailing ]
- Clear! [ Electrodes Buzzing ]
- But you ain't said a word!
Lookin' at that tired old freak
has made me realize...
I'm no spring chicken myself.
I can feel death's
clammy hand on my shoulder.
Wait, that's my hand.
Hello. As you may know,
I might not be around much longer.
So, I've decided to give you
your inheritance before I die.
That way,
I can see you enjoy it.
Lisa, I know you like
reading, and... so forth.
To you, I give you my lifetime
of personal correspondence.
Thanks. ''Mr. Simpson. Stop. Your constant
letters are becoming a nuisance. Stop.
''If you do not cease, I will be
forced to pursue legal action.
Stop. Signed, Boris Karloff.
Hollywood, California.''
- And to my son, Homer--
- Whoo-hoo!
- and his entire family--
- D'oh!
I leave these--
a box of mint condition...
1 91 8 Liberty Head
silver dollars.
You see, back in those days,
rich men would ride around...
in zeppelins,
dropping coins on people.
And one day, I seen
J.D. Rockefeller flyin' by--
so I run out of the house
with a big washtub, and--
- [ Grunts ] Where are you goin'?
- Dad, we'd love to stay here...
and listen to your
amusing ''antidotes,''
but we have to take these coins to the mall
and spend 'em!
[ Grampa ]
Anyway, about my washtub.
I just used it that morning
to wash my turkey...
which in those days
was known as...
a ''walking bird. ''
We'd always have walking bird
on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings.
Cranberries, ''injun eyes,''
and yams stuffed with gunpowder.
Then we'd all watch football,
which in those days was called ''baseball.''
[ Cooing ]
Look, Maggie!
It's Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post...
complete with Deathbringer missiles
that really launch.
Mm. That toy isn't safe
for a baby like Maggie.
Aw, come on, Marge.
You're way too--
- D'oh! [ Screaming ]
- [ Electrical Buzzing ]
[ Explosion ]
When I was young,
toys were built to last.
Look at this junk! It breaks the first time
you take it out of the box.
[ Groaning ]
And look at these toy soldiers!
They'll break the second I step on 'em.
[ Grunts ]
Stupid... toy... soldiers! Break, you stupid--
All right.
Come on, pops.
- Soldiers won't bother you anymore.
- Oh!
- "[ Piano Note ]
- Hmm?
Hmm!
- " One, two, three o'clock four o'clock rock "
- "[ Piano ]
" Five, six, seven o'clock
Eight o'clock rock "
" Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock
Rock, rock, rock "
" Rock, rock, rock
We're gonna rock, gonna rock "
- [ Howling, Barking ]
- "Around this clock tonight "
- [ Booing,Jeering ]
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- [ Girls Screaming ]
- [ Gasping ]
I'm warning you, Mom.
I may get a little crazy.
I understand, honey. When
I was your age, there was a--
Hey, horse face! Get your ugly pie-hooks
off that Summer Fun Set!
Look! Achy Breaky Stacy
for $1 .99!
[ Gasps ]
Live from the Improv Stacy's only 89 cents.
[ Both ]
Ew!
Hey, mister.
What's in the box?
Um, it's the, uh, new
Talking Malibu Stacy.
- [ Screaming ] Get him!
- Help! Mr. Weiss!
[ Dings ]
Mm, I don't know if it's a good idea
to do that while you're driving.
Marge, that's what
I bought it for.
[ Imitating Engine,
Firing Weapons ]
- Hey! Watch it with that thing!
- [ Missile Firing ]
- My skull is eggshell-thin.
- [ Explosion ]
- Whoa.
- Thanks for buyin' us these toys, Grampa.
- Bah!
Why didn't you get something
useful, like storm windows?
Or a nice pipe organ?
I'm thirsty. Ooh,
what smells like mustard?
There sure are a lot of ugly people
in your neighborhood.
Ooh! Look at that one!
Oh, my glaucoma just got worse.
The president is a demi-crat.!
Hello? I can't unbuckle
my seat belt.
- Hello.!
- [ Horn Beeping ]
There are too many leaves
in your walkway.
- [ Turns On TV]
- [ Whimpers ]
- [ Screams ]
- [ Bangs, Rings ]
Why are you people
avoiding me?
Does my withered face remind you
of the grim specter of death?
Yes, but there's more.
Dad, I love you.
But... you're a weird, sore-headed old crank,
and nobody likes you!
Consarn it!
I guess I am
an old crank.
But what am I
gonna do about it?
- [ Gulping ]
- [ Explosion ]
" [ Rock ]
One sip and I'm totally hip!
[ Announcer ] Buzz Cola.
There's a little boogie in every bottle.
Holy smokes! That's it!
From now on, I'm thinkin',
actin' and lookin' young.
And I'm gonna start with
a bottle of Buzz Cola.
Oh! Ow! Ow!
The bubbles are burning my tongue!
Ow! Ooh. Water!
Water!
A hush falls over
the general assembly...
as Stacy
approaches the podium...
to deliver what will no doubt be
a stirring and memorable address.
I wish they taught
shopping in school!
Ohh.
Let's bake some cookies
for the boys!
Come on, Stacy. I've waited
my whole life to hear you speak.
Don't you have anything
relevant to say?
Don't ask me. I'm just a girl!
[ Giggles ]
- Right on! Say it, sister.
- It's not funny, Bart.
Millions of girls will grow up thinking
that this is the right way to act.
That they can never be anything
more than vacuous ninnies...
whose only goal is to look
pretty, land a rich husband...
and spend all day on the phone
with their equally vacuous friends...
talking about how damn terrific it is
to look pretty and have a rich husband!
-Just what I was gonna say.
- [ Growls, Grunts ]
Look at me!
I'm acting young!
[ Screaming, Grunting ]
Hey. This ain't so bad.
- Let's buy makeup, so the boys will like us!
- [ Chattering ]
[ Groaning ] Don't you people see anything
wrong with what Malibu Stacy says?
Oh, there's something wrong
with what my Stacy says.
[ Male Voice ] My Spidey sense is tingling.
Anybody call for a web-slinger?
No, Celeste.
I mean, the things she says are sexist.
- [ All Giggling ]
- Lisa said a dirty word!
- [ Groans ]
- [ Chomping, Swallowing ]
They cannot keep making
dolls like this.
Something has to be done!
[ Swallowing ] Lisa, ordinarily I'd say you should
stand up for what you believe in.
But you've been doing that
an awful lot lately.
Yeah. You made us march
in that Gay Rights Parade.
And we can't watch Fox, 'cause they own
those chemical weapon plants in Syria.
I can't believe you're just
gonna stand by...
as your daughters grow up
in a world where this-- this is their role model.
I had a Malibu Stacy when I was little,
and I turned out all right.
Now let's forget our troubles
with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.
Now let's forget our troubles
with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
- [ Groans ]
- That's it! I'm callin' the company.
[ Recorded Male Voice ]
Hello, you have reached the Malibu Stacy...
Customer Service Center.
If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy's
appearance or odor, press one.
If you've given Malibu Stacy a haircut
and need to order a replacement head, press two.
- For information on our factory tour, press three.
- Mom!
We could go on the factory tour,
and I could complain in person.
Honey, you're not going to throw red paint
at the executives, are you?
The Keebler people
were very upset.
Welcome to Enchantment Lane,
where all the parts come together...
and Malibu Stacy is born!
Some folks say there's a little touch
of fairy dust in the air.
[ Grumbling ]
Aw, crap. There's a clog
in the torso chute!
Leroy!
Get your ass in gear.
- Shut your hole. [ Grunting ]
- [ Rattling ]
[ Announcer ] Malibu Stacy,
America's favorite eight-and-a-half-incher.
In 1 959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle
had a design and a dream.
The design? Malibu Stacy.
The dream? To mass-market a fashion doll
that was also edible.
Kids didn't much like the taste
of dried onion meal, but they loved the doll.
A second, plastic Malibu Stacy
took America by storm.
Just ask the owner of the world's largest
Malibu Stacy collection.:
Waylon Smithers
of Springfield.
Hello, Malibu Stacy collectors.
I'll see you...
at StacyCon '94, at
the San Diego Airport Hilton.
[ Announcer ] And what does Stacy think
ofher 35 years of success...
and millions of friends
worldwide?
Don't ask me. I'm just a girl!
[ Giggles ]
[ Announcer, Chuckling ]
She sure is.
Well, that's the tour.
- If you have any questions,
I'd be happy to answer--
- I have one.
- Yes?
- Is the remarkably sexist drivel
spouted by Malibu Stacy...
intentional, or is it
just a horrible mistake?
[ Chuckles ] Believe me, we're very
mindful of such concerns.
- "[ Wolf Whistle ]
- Hey,Jiggles! Grab a pad
and back that gorgeous butt in here.
- Oh, you. Get away! [ Chuckles ]
- Ah, don't act like you don't like it.
[ Stops Chuckling ]
[ Lisa Moans ]
It's awful bein' a kid.
No one listens to ya.
It's rotten bein' old.
No one listens to ya!
I'm a white male,
aged 1 8 to 49.
Everyone listens to me,
no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
- [ Chewing Noisily ]
- But I'm not gonna accomplish
anything just sitting here--
- and gripin', it's time for--
- action!
I've got to talk to that woman who
invented Malibu Stacy...
- and see if I can get her to--
- come out of retirement!
I'm gonna get me a job!
A real Malibu...
and see if Stacy... can help...
invent... me...
young-- Help!
- You're getting a job!
- Yes! I'm going where the action is!
- [ Radio Static ]
- Come in? Come in!
Mayday! I'm losing
your transmission!
- I said, ''French fries!''
- [ Horns Honking ]
- What the--
- [ Horns Honking ]
Do we sell
French... fries?
Yes? I-- [ Chuckles ]
Why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
I thought you might be able to help me get
in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy.
Whew! [ Chuckles ]
That would be quite a feat.
Stacy Lavelle is
a total recluse.
She hasn't appeared
in public in 20 years.
Here, I'm writing an article on her
for my next Malibu Stacy newsletter.
It contains her last
known whereabouts.
- I'll, uh, print you out a copy.
- Thanks.
Hello, Smithers.
You're quite good...
at turning... me on.
Um, you probably
should ignore that.
[ Panting ]
- [ Tires Skidding ]
- No, it couldn't be!
- [ Buzzing ]
- Excuse me. Miss Lavelle?
I'd like to talk to you
about Malibu Stacy?
Do you have any idea how many kids
have tried to track me down?
- Am I the first?
- Yes.
I want you to hear what Malibu Stacy
is telling a generation of little girls.
Thinking too much
gives you wrinkles.
All right! I've been waitin' nine years
to get my Frisbee back.
[ Moaning ]
My name is Stacy. But you can call me--
" [ Wolf Whistle ]
I see exactly what you mean.
This is a problem.
- But what do you expect me to do?
- Change what she says.
- It's your company.
- [ Scoffs ] Not since I was forced out in 1 97 4.
They said my way of thinking
just wasn't cost-effective.
- That's awful!
- Well, that, and...
I was funneling profits
to the Vietcong.
But you are Malibu Stacy. As long as
she has your name, you have the responsibility!
I'd be mortified if someone ever made
a lousy product with the Simpson name on it.
I may have had things in common
with Stacy in the beginning...
but 30 years of living her lifestyle taught me
some very harsh lessons.
Five husbands:
Ken,Johnny,Joe...
Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin.
But if you can learn from Malibu Stacy's
mistakes, so can everyone.
I'm sure we can
think of something together.
- Come on!
- Not now. I'm... too drunk.
No, you're not!
[ Slurping, Swallowing ]
Uh, I'll come back tomorrow.
We need some more secret sauce!
Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
Hey! Now that Old Man Peterson's off
our backs, let's have some fun!
[ Muffled ] Ever see a sandwich that
could take a bite outta you?
[ Laughing ]
Look at the sandwich!
It's gonna bite you!
- [ Biting Sound ]
- [ Man ] Ow.!
- Damn sandwich took a bite out of me.!
- Oh.
I've got the solution.
You and I are gonna make
our own talking doll.
She'll have the wisdom of Gertrude Stein
and the wit of Cathy Guisewite.
The tenacity of Nina Totenberg and
the common sense of Elizabeth Cady Stanton.
And to top it off, the down-to-earth
good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt.
- [ Exhales ]
- All right.
We'll make your doll!
- [ Pounding On Door ]
- [ Gasps ]
Stacy, please.
I must have you back.
Just come for a ride with me
in my mobile command unit.
Joe, I told you.
It's over.
- Release me from your kung fu grip.
- Fine.
I'll bomb your house
into the ground, missy!
Make sure you get
my mom's hair just right!
Um, I think we'll use someone different
for the hair.
- How about me?
- There's something not quite--
- How 'bout me?
- [ Stammering ]
- How 'bout me?
- You all have hideous hair!
- [ Simpsons Gasping ]
- I mean, from a design point of view.
- Oh, well, if you put it that way.
- Oh, well.
Talking doll, take eight.
''When I get married,
I'm keeping my own name.''
Uh, you know, that should probably be,
''if I choose to get married.''
Look, little girl.
We got other talking dollies to record today.
All right, you poindexters.
Let's get this right.
One: ''Hey, hey, kids,
I'm Talkin' Krusty.''
Two: ''Hey, hey! Here
comes Slide Show Mel.''
Again. ''Here comes
Sideshow Mel. Sideshow Mel.''
Three.
[ Laughing ]
Bada-bing, bada-boom. I'm done.
Learn from a professional, kid.
[ Car Door Closing,
Tires Screeching ]
Okay, Krusty.
We are ready to roll any-- What the--
[ Lisa's Voice ]
Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything.
All right!
Now all we need is a name.
How 'bout ''Blabbermouth,
theJerky Doll forJerks''?
How 'bout Minerva, after
the Roman goddess of wisdom?
Mm, not enough
commercial appeal.
''Wendy Windbag''?
''Ugly Doris''?
- ''Hortense, the Mule-Faced Doll''?
- I think we should name her after Lisa.
We'll call her
''Lisa Lionheart.''
No, ''Loudmouth Lisa!''
''Stupid Lisa Garbage Face!''
I can't stand this any longer.
Somebody please pay attention to me!
Hello! Pay attention to me.
Look at me!
I'm Bart, I'm Bart. Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. [ Blathering ]
This is great.! They're
really gonna sell our doll.!
It wasn't difficult. I just told them
who I was and who you were.
- They couldn't resist.
- Really?
Well, I didn't tell them
who you were.
Gentlemen, we've got to sink
this Lisa Lionheart doll and fast.
It's time to call in
a favor from Washington.
Yes. Yes, I understand. I'll
take care of it personally.
[ Chuckling ]
- [ Lisa ] Dad, did you hear something?
- I don't know.
- Dad?
- Mm-hmm?
My new doll's much better than Malibu Stacy.
Do a newscast about her.
[ Laughing ] Oh, please, honey. Daddy's job
is to bring people important news.
I'm very busy preparing a report
about the 40th anniversary of Beetle Bailey.
Oh, Daddy, that is boring.
- Talk about the dolly!
- Well, you were right about the Berlin Wall.
Though it was unusual to spend
28 minutes reporting on a doll...
this reporter found it
impossible to stop talking.
It's just really
fascinating news, folks.
- Good night.
- "[ News Theme ]
Oh, and the president was arrested for murder.
More on that tomorrow night.
Or you can turn
to another channel.
Oh. Do not turn
to another channel.
Our one effort to put a stop to this
Lisa Lionheart thing has failed miserably.
Gentlemen, we have to reinvent
Malibu Stacy for the '90s.
We'll stay here all night,
if need be.
- Can we order Chinese food?
- Yes.
- [ Chattering ]
- You know a good place?
I cut my tongue
on these pancakes.
These eggs are
difficult to digest.
I want soft-boiled eggs.
I told you-- we don't
have soft-boiled eggs!
If you a-- By gum, you're right.
We should have them.
I shouldn't be listenin' to complaints.
I should be makin' 'em with you guys.
The Good Lord lets us
grow old for a reason.
To gain the wisdom to find fault
with everything he's made!
Mr. Peterson, you can take this job
and... fill it.
And one more thing.
I never once washed my hands.
That's your policy,
not mine.
- [ Angry Chattering ]
- You whippersnapper!
[ Woman ]
You show him, Abe.! Quit.!
- [ Cheering ]
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Groaning ]
- [ Grampa ] Oh, my back.
- [ Children Screaming ]
- [ Smithers ] I want it. I want it. I want it.
Me, me, me!
- I want it. I want it. I want it!
- [ Screaming ]
- Look! It's Lisa Lionheart!
- Keep running. We're almost there.
- [ Girls Gasping ]
- They changed Malibu Stacy!
- She is better than ever.
- Wait! Don't be fooled.
She's just a regular Malibu Stacy
with a stupid, cheap hat.
She still embodies all the awful stereotypes
she did before.
But she's got a new hat.
- [ Clamoring ]
- [ Smithers ] I want it. I want it. I want it.
[ Sighs ]
Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room
for the little guy.
[ Lisa Lionheart ]
Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything.
You know, if we get through
to just that one little girl...
- it'll all be worth it.
- Yes.
Particularly if that little girl happens
to pay $46,000 for that doll.
- What?
- Oh, nothing. Kudos to you, Lisa.
Kudos.
[ Gasps ]
Marge? Lisa? Lady?
If you'll excuse me,
I've got something very important to attend to.
Whoo!
[ Laughing ]
- " [ The Simpsons Theme ]
- [ Shouting ]
[ Feedback Squealing ]
- [ People Chattering ]
- Shh!
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Sherlock Holmes The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes The Scarlet Claw 1944
Sherlock Holmes in Washington 1943
Shes All That
Shes So Lovely
Shes out of control
Shes the One
Shield The 2x01 - The Quick Fix
Shield The 2x02 - Dead Soldiers
Shield The 2x03 - Partners
Shield The 2x04 - Carte Blanche
Shijushichinin No Shikaku (1994 aka 47 Ronin)
Shiki-Jitsu (Hideaki Anno 2000)
Shin Zatoichi monogatari (1963)
Shine (1996)
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD1
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD2
Shinning The
Ship of Fools CD1 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Ship of Fools CD2 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Shiri
Shiryour gari
Shiver Of The Vampires The
Shocking Asia CD1
Shocking Asia CD2
Shoeshine
Shogun 1980 Part 1
Shogun 1980 Part 2
Shogun 1980 Part 3
Shogun 1980 Part 4
Shogun 1980 Part 5 and 6
Shogun 1980 Part 7 and 8
Shogun 1980 Part 9 and 10
Sholay
Shop Around The Corner The 1940
Short Circuit 2
Short Cuts CD1
Short Cuts CD2
Short Film About Killing A (1988)
Short Film About Love A (1988)
Short Film About Love A 1988
Shot In The Dark A
Show Me Love
Show Time
Shower
Showtime
Shredder (Greg Huson 2003)
Shree 420
Shrek
Shrek 2
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
Shuang tong (2002)
Shutter (2004)
Sib - The Apple
Sibiriada CD1
Sibiriada CD2
Sibling Rivalry
Siburay Bate Cafe
Sicilian The 1987 CD1
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Siege The (1998)
Siegfried I
Siegfried II
Siegfried III
Signs
Silence of the Lambs The
Silencers The (Phil Karlson 1966)
Silent Trigger 1996
Silent Warnings
Silk Stockings
Silmido CD1
Silmido CD2
Silver City
Silver Hawk
Silver Streak 1976
Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park
Simon of the Desert
Simone CD1
Simone CD2
Simpsons 01x01 - Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire
Simpsons 01x02 - Bart The Genius
Simpsons 01x03 - Homers Odyssey
Simpsons 01x04 - Theres No Disgrace Like Home
Simpsons 01x05 - Bart the General
Simpsons 01x06 - Moaning Lisa
Simpsons 01x07 - The Call of the Simpsons
Simpsons 01x08 - The Telltale Head
Simpsons 01x09 - Life on the Fast Lane
Simpsons 01x10 - Homers Night Out
Simpsons 01x11 - The Crepes Of Wrath
Simpsons 01x12 - Krusty Gets Busted
Simpsons 01x13 - Some Enchanted Evening
Simpsons The
Simpsons The 05x01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet
Simpsons The 05x02 - Cape Feare
Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
Simpsons The 05x04 - Rosebud
Simpsons The 05x05 - Tree House Of Horror
Simpsons The 05x06 - Marge On The Lam
Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin 2003
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman
Sinnui yauman II
Sirens 1994
Sirocco 1951
Sissi 1955
Sister Act
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot
Slap Shot 2
Slaughterhouse Five
Sleeper
Sleeper 1973
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepover
Sleepwalkers 1992
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Smoking Room
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch
Snatch - Special Edition
Sneakers 1992
Sniper 2
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
Snowboarder
Snowfever (2004)
So Close 2002
Soapdish
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Socrate
Sol Goode
Solaris (Solyaris)
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldier CD1
Soldier CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
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Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
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Someone Special
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Son The
Sonatine
Song of the South
Sophies Choice
Sorority boys
Sorum
Sose me
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Soul Plane
Soul Survivors
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spacehunter 1983
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
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Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
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Spawn (1997)
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spetters 1980
Spider-Man CD1
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Spider (2002)
Spider Man 2 CD1
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Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
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Splash
Spoilers The
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Game
Spy Hard
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
Spygirl CD1
Spygirl CD2
Square Peg
Squirm
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stagecoach
Stalag 17
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Star Trek Generations CD1
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Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
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Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
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Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strada La
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Style Wars
Suicide Regimen
Sukces 2003
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swept Away
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)
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