Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
[ Chorus ]
" The Simpsons "
[ Bell Ringing ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
D'oh!
[ Screams ]
"[ Theme ]
Tonight on Eye on Springfield...
just miles from your doorstep...
hundreds of men are given
weapons and trained to kill.
The government
calls it the army.
But a more alarmist name
would be.:
The Kill-bot Factory--
But first...
Springfield has come down with a fever...
football fever...
brought on by the biggest game of the year.
The Pigskin Classic between
the Shelbyville Sharks...
and our own Springfield Atoms.
If you have the fever,
there's only one cure.
Take two tickets and see
the game Sunday morning.
[ Announcer]
Warning: Tickets should not be taken internally.
See? Because of me,
now they have a warning.
Hey, Dad, sell you these
for 50 bucks.
Whoo-hoo! Sold!
Those aren't tickets
to the game, Homer.
What do you mean?
It says right here:
''Free wig with every purchase of large wig.
Downtown Wig Center.''
Why, you little--
Hmm. Free wig.
Hm-hmm.
[ Imitating Marge ] I love you, Homie. Mmm.
[ Chuckling ]
I don't need her at all anymore.
[ Chattering ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Chuckling ]
I did it. Second in line.
And all I had to do
was miss eight days of work.
With the money you would have made working,
you could've bought tickets from a scalper.
In theory, yes.Jerk.
- [ Yelps ]
- Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets.
That'll be $950,000 please.
Look, the thing about that is I only got
$1 0 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?
Sure.
Ohh.
- [ Man ] "Whoo-hoo-hoo "
- " [ Snapping Fingers ]
"[ Continues ]
[ Announcer ] That was Bobby McFerrin's
new one, ''I'm Worried, Need Money. ''
Okay, if you want two tickets
to the big Pigskin Classic--
- [ Pig Snorting ]
- [ Announcer Laughing ]
just get to a phone
and be our 1 3th caller.
Get tickets! Must get tickets!
Find phone! Yes!
Ho-ho. Stupid sheep.
- [ Homer Shouting ]
- [ Tires Deflating ]
- [ Announcer] Still waiting for that caller.
- [ Whimpering ]
Oh, we have a winner!
What's your name, sir?
- [ Ned ] Ned Flanders.
- Oh, not Flanders. Anybody but Flanders.
[ Ned ] Oh, golly. If that doesn't
put the ''shaz'' in ''shazam.''
Oh, listen. What's the cash value of those tickets
so I can report it on my income tax?
- [ Groans, Shrieks ]
- [ Station Switches ]
" I've got two tickets to paradise "
"Won't you pack your bags
and leave tonight "
[Joining In ]
" I've got two tickets to paradise "
" I've got two tickets to paradise "
" [ Imitating Guitar Riff]
Excellent guitar riff.
Why am I such a loser? Why?
Well, your father was a loser,
and his father, and his father.
It's genetic, man. D'oh!
What's so special
about this game anyway?
It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry
between Springfield and Shelbyville.
They built a mini-mall,
so we built a bigger mini-mall.
They made the world's largest pizza,
so we burnt down their city hall.
[ Chuckles ] Yeah, they swore they'd get us back
by spiking our water supply.
But they didn't have the guts.
Ohh, the walls are melting again.
[ Chuckling ]
Personally I think I'm overdone.
God, if you really are God...
-you'll get me tickets to that game.
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
Hidilly-ho, neighbor. Wanna go
to the game with me? I got two tickets.
[ Grunts ]
Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Homer, that's not God.
That's just a waffle
that Bart tossed up there.
Mmm. I know
I shouldn't eat thee, but--
[ Growling ]
Mmm. ''Sacrilicious.''
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
- [ Marge ] Homer.!
- Huh?
- Are you planning
to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe...
- and take his tickets?
- Ye-- No.
- [ Grunts ] Oh.
- Hmm?
Flanders, I decided
I'd like to go to the game with you.
[ Chuckles ] Well, get out the Crayolas
and color me tickled pink.
Ooh, what's with the lead pipe?
Were you gonna give my noggin a floggin'?
- Well, yeah. [ Chuckles ]
- [ Laughs ]
[ Chattering ]
[ Gasps ]
Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
- What? [ Grunts ]
- Hi.
Hey! Look, Homer's got
one of those robot cars.
[ Crashes ]
One of those American robot cars.
Men, there's a little crippled boy...
sitting in the hospital
who wants you to win this game.
I know because I crippled him myself
to inspire you.
Well, I hope they win,
or Mr. Burns said he's coming back.
Wow! These are amazing seats, huh, Homer?
Yeah.
Hey, everybody!
Here comes fun!
[ Chuckles ]
Ow!
I'll take two dogs, two sodas...
and, uh, two ice cream bars.
What the hell happened
to my dogs?
I want answers.
Well, I guess
I should pay my share.
[ Chuckling ]
Relax, Homer.
I keep telling you.
You're my guest.
Ooh, you brought me
a nacho hat!
Thanks, Ned.
" Nacho, nacho man "
" I want to be a nacho man "
[ Crowd Cheering ]
Blue 27 on three.
If anyone can pull it off,
it's Stan ''The Boy'' Taylor!
[ Muttering ]
Stan, Stan, he's our boy.
If he can't do it, no one...
will.
Hut!
[ Grunting ]
[ Blowing Whistle ]
We won! We won, Flanders! We won!
- Whoo! [ Kissing ]
- [ Murmuring ]
[ Chuckling ]
Yeah.
Losers! Losers!
Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville!
Whoo! Ha-ha!
I am invincible!
Invincible! You're--
Hey, somebody sign an autograph.
Please, somebody.
Sign an autograph?
Hey, would you sign--
You fat, stupid jerks!
- Hmm?
- It was him!
Ned? Is that-- Ned Flanders?
Hidilly-ho, Stanster.
You know Stan Taylor?
Know me?
Ned Flanders saved me.
I used to party all night
and sleep with lingerie models...
until Ned and his Bible group
showed me that I could have more.
Professional athletes--
always wantin' more.
Ned, they gave me the game ball.
I want you to have it.
- [ Gasps ]
- Stan, tell you what.
Homer Simpson here is just about
the biggest Atom fan...
that's ever graced God's green earth.
I bet he'd enjoy it
even more than me.
Sure. Anything for Neddy.
Here you go.
Wow, thanks.
Now I have four children.
You will be called ''Scarface.''
Wow, Flanders. This is about the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
Ooh, I guess it's time
for me to duck again.
No! I want everyone
to know that...
this is Ned Flanders, my friend.!
- What did he say?
- I don't know.
Something about being gay.
Homer, that's our wedding photo.
- Marge, quit living in the past.
- [ Groans ]
Heydilly-ho, window buddy.Just wondering if
you'd like to come give the new pool table a whirl.
I'll be there. And this time
you can be the nacho man.
Dad and Ned Flanders friends?
Heh. What's next?
A's on Bart's report card?
Hey!
Uh, be careful there, Homer.
That is sort of a new table.
- [ Chuckles ]
- Watch this, Ned.
They don't call me
Springfield Fats...
just because
I'm morbidly obese.
[ Gasps ]
Now you got a lawsuit on your hands.
Just kidding.
- What's wrong,Jeremiah?
- It's not fair.
My brotherJoseph
has a sin to confess.
I wish I had one too.
Oh, don't you see?
You do have a sin to confess.
The sin of envy.
[ Bleating ]
That's all well and good for sheep,
but what are we to do?
- Boring! Let's watch something else.
- Aww!
Now, boys. Mr. Simpson is the guest.
He gets to decide what to watch.
- Yeah.
- [ Clicking Remote Control ]
Hey, what gives?
I thought you had a satellite dish.
Sure didelly do.
Over 230 channels locked out.
Okay, boys, time for bed.
Say good night.
Good night, Daddy!
Good night, Uncle Homer!
Oh, Uncle Homer.
Ned, since you've let me
spend time with your family...
I want you
to get to know my family.
- Hey, everyone!
- Hey.
I'd like to introduce Ned Flanders,
my best friend.
Hey, I don't want no people in here
with their ''evils of alcohol'' rap.
Wait a second. You're the man at the hospital
who reads to sick children.
''And truly she was my friend Flicka.''
[ Sniffs ]
- [ Gasps ]
- If this gets out, the next words you say...
will be muffled by your own butt!
[ Tires Screech ]
- Honey, I'm so glad you're home.
- Can't talk. See Flanders.
- Later sex.
- [ Groaning ]
Bless the grocer
for this wonderful meat...
the middleman
who jacked up the price...
and let's not forget the humane but
determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.
Hiya, Flanders. Ooh, dinner.
May I join you?
[ Grunts ]
- [ Gasps ]
- Mmm.
[ Gasps ]
[ Chuckling ] Homer, I-I'd love to chitty-chat,
but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
Uh, yeah. Ajudge made me
do that once too.
Stupid lack of public urinals.
Hey,just so you don't have to suffer alone,
I'm coming with you!
Oh-- Heh, well--
[ Chuckles ]
Th-That sounds super duper.
Oh, you poor, unfortunate man.
Let's get you out of those clothes immediately.
And we'll do whatever we can
about the smell.
But I-- All right.
Oh, come on!
We've been here for 1 5 minutes.
Can't you see they're sucking
the life out of us?
Homer, maybe you'd have
more fun at Moe's tonight.
Ah, for some reason,
Moe's always closed on Wednesdays.
''And then they realized
they were no longer little girls.
They were little women.''
[ Sniffs ]
Come on. Come on!
Just give 'em the slop and let's get out of here.
Oh, I can do it
faster than that!
Mmm, mmm. Mmm, mmm.
Mmm, mmm.
Wow! Look at that enthusiasm!
This is front-page material.
Homie, I'm very proud of you.
But don't you think
you're spending too much time with Ned?
Your family needs you too.
Oh, of course you'd say
something like that, Marge.
You've hated Ned for years.
In fact, you wanted
to bash his head in with a pipe.
- That was you!
- Love, Marge. Don't hate. Love.
The Flanders are
a bunch of geeks, man.
The ''Flandereses''
are not geeks!
Okay. Rod and Todd are.
And the wife has a thing for me.
But she hides it behind a mask
of low-key hostility.
But we've got to
give this thing a chance.
I want the two families
to take a trip together this weekend.
- No way,José.
- Yes way.
Don't worry, Bart. It seems like every week
something odd happens to the Simpsons.
My advice is to ride it out,
make an occasional smart-aleck quip...
and by next week, we'll be back
to where we started from...
ready for another
wacky adventure.
- Ay, caramba.!
- That's the spirit.
Don't worry. I brought my
''Rappin'Ronnie Reagan''tape.
It always makes the trip go faster.
"Well, well, well "
"W-W-W-W-W-W-Well, well, well "
[ Chuckling ] You know something?
He did say ''well'' a lot.
" Well, well, well
W-W-Well, w-w-well "
" Well, well, w-w-w-well
Well, well, well, well "
More. Come along. Keep going.
More. More.
Right there. Let her go.
Okay, let's go boating.!
- How are my boys doin', Homer?
- They're fine.
There. I hope the children
enjoy my special fruit punch.
We got the recipe from
the Fruit Punch Advisory Board.
Oh, gosh. I'm sorry.
Our boys don't eat sugar.
But why would the advisory board
give us bad advice?
- No sugar!
- [ Both Groaning ]
Thank you,
but we're not allowed.
Ah, it's okay.
There's no sugar in pixie sticks.
- Trust me.
- Okay. Hmm.
- Don't hog it all, smelly head!
- Go to hell, zit face!
- Give me that sugar!
- [ Both Groaning ]
[ Cackling ]
I'd like to propose a toast
to the coming together...
of the Simpsons
and the Flanders.
If this were
a more perfect world...
we'd all be known
as the Flimpsons.
So here's to my best friend, Ned.
[ Sighs ]
Well, sir...
my entire family
is very touched and--
- Food fight!
-[ Bart ] Yeah.!
- [ Homer ] "Da-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na "
- Mmm.
- [ All Shouting ]
- No-- No!
[ Grunting ]
- Whatcha doin'?
- We're headin' back.
Todd's got Zesty Italian in his eye.
Okay. But at least let me
take the boat out for one last spin.
- Oh, I don't know.
- Too late!
[ Groans ]
Oh, Lord, please give me the strength...
- to endure Homer Simpson's friendship.
- [ Boat Engine Rewing ]
- [ Homer Shouting ]
- [ Crashes ]
Hmm, your car.
Boy, what are the odds, huh?
[ Chuckling ]
Cheers to Homer Simpson
for all his recent charity work!
- [ Together] Yea!
- [ Grunting ]
Jeers to this rusty tailgate.
" [ Whistling Hymn ]
- There's Homer. There's Homer too.
- [ Screaming ]
That's also Homer.
That's Homer!
Huh?
[ Groans ]
- [ Shouts ]
- What's the matter, Ned?
- I-- I think I hate Homer Simpson.
- [ Gasps ]
[ Yells ]
Marge...
I think I hate Ted Koppel.
No, wait.
I find him informative and witty.
Night.
[ Snoring ]
- Off the rim!
- Oh! Almost. Boy, that was close.
Hey, what's up
for today, Neddy?
Uh-- [ Sighs ]
Ah, Homer, we're gonna visit
the boys' grandmother. Family only, you know?
Right. No reporters.
[ Sighs ]
No. I-- I-- I mean just the Flanders family.
Oh, okay.
Oh, boy! Grandma!
- We're not going anywhere.
- But you said--
Uh, sometimes to keep from
hurting someone's feelings...
we have to say things
that aren't exactly--
- Lies make BabyJesus cry.
- [ Sighs ]
Neddy! Neddy!
Let's get in a quick nine
down at the Pitch 'n' Putt.
[ Engine Rewing,
Tires Screeching ]
[ Engine Rewing,
Tires Screeching ]
Neddy! Neddy!
- [ Groaning ]
- He's gaining on us!
- I'm scared!
- [ Crying ]
Come on, Ned!
Move this thing!
I can't! It's a Geo!
[ Grunting ]
[ Screaming ]
- [ Groaning ]
- [ Groaning ]
[ Groaning ]
Hmm. I guess he didn't see me.
We did it!
We got rid of--
[ Siren Blaring ]
[ Chuckling ]
I told you, Officer.
I'm not hepped up on goofballs.
Yeah, right.
Ned Flanders.
I never would have imagined.
[ Gasping ]
Oh-- Oh-- Ah--
- Oh-- Oof!.
- High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!
Yeah, where's your messiah now,
Flanders? Ah.
[ Bells Tolling ]
Oh, I can't do it, Maude.
I can't face their accusing eyes.
Oh, don't worry, Ned.
This is a house of love and forgiveness.
- [ Man ] There he is, Ned Flanders.
- [ Woman ] The fallen one.
- The evil one.
- I bet he's the one that wrote ''Homer''
all over the bathroom.
Oh, I-I think we should leave.
Hey, Flanders, over here!
I got us some kick-ass seats!
[ Moans ]
[ Clearing Throat ]
Before I get started
on today's sermon, entitled...
''What Ned Did''...
I'd like to publicly congratulate
Homer Simpson on his recent charity work.
- [ Applauding ]
- [ Kissing ]
I live to give.
- [ Moans ]
- That's beautiful. We appreciate the kisses.
Now, let us bow our heads
in a silent prayer of thanksgiving.
[ Nose Whistling ]
[ Whistling Continues ]
Stop it!
Breathe through your damn mouth!
- Oh!
- [ Gasping ]
Oh, can't you see
this man isn't a hero?
He's annoying.
He's very, very annoying!
Well, Ned Flanders is just jealous.
Ah, the guy's hepped up on goofballs.
Let's sacrifice him to our God!
Come on.
We did it all the time in the '30s.
[ Chattering ]
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- [ Gasps ]
- How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man.
Maybe even more so than me.
There have been times
when I lost patience with him...
even lashed out at him...
but this man has turned
every cheek on his body.
If everyone here
were like Ned Flanders...
there'd be no need for heaven.
We'd already be there.
[ Group Sighs ]
[ Clears Throat ]
Um--
Well, I think we all
owe Ned a heartfelt apology.
We were wrong to doubt him.
- Hey, that guy's right!
- Yeah.
[ Chattering ]
That was a very nice thing
you did, Homie.
[ Sniffs ]
Th-- Thank you.
Thank you so much, Homer.
You really are a--
[ Sniffs ]
- You're a true friend.
- Right back at ya, buddy.
[ Moans ] Now, how about that game
at the Pitch 'n' Putt?
Just try and stop me.
I don't get it, Lise.
You said everything would be back to normal.
But Homer and Flanders
are still friends.
Yeah. Maybe this means
the end of our wacky adventures.
Guess what, everyone!
My Great-uncle Boris died...
and left us his old country house!
There's only one catch.
They say it's haunted.
But I'm sure we can prove 'em wrong
by spending the weekend there.
- Hididilly-ho, neighbor!
- Get lost, Flanders.
Okilly-dokilly.
[ Both Sigh ]
- [ Wolf Howling ]
- [ Bat Screeching ]
[ Homer ]
See, I told ya. There's nothin'to worry about.
- This place isn't--
- [ Simpsons Scream ]
- [ People Chattering ]
- Shh!
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Show Time
Shower
Showtime
Shredder (Greg Huson 2003)
Shree 420
Shrek
Shrek 2
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
Shuang tong (2002)
Shutter (2004)
Sib - The Apple
Sibiriada CD1
Sibiriada CD2
Sibling Rivalry
Siburay Bate Cafe
Sicilian The 1987 CD1
Sicilian The 1987 CD2
Siege The (1998)
Siegfried I
Siegfried II
Siegfried III
Signs
Silence of the Lambs The
Silencers The (Phil Karlson 1966)
Silent Trigger 1996
Silent Warnings
Silk Stockings
Silmido CD1
Silmido CD2
Silver City
Silver Hawk
Silver Streak 1976
Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park
Simon of the Desert
Simone CD1
Simone CD2
Simpsons 01x01 - Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire
Simpsons 01x02 - Bart The Genius
Simpsons 01x03 - Homers Odyssey
Simpsons 01x04 - Theres No Disgrace Like Home
Simpsons 01x05 - Bart the General
Simpsons 01x06 - Moaning Lisa
Simpsons 01x07 - The Call of the Simpsons
Simpsons 01x08 - The Telltale Head
Simpsons 01x09 - Life on the Fast Lane
Simpsons 01x10 - Homers Night Out
Simpsons 01x11 - The Crepes Of Wrath
Simpsons 01x12 - Krusty Gets Busted
Simpsons 01x13 - Some Enchanted Evening
Simpsons The
Simpsons The 05x01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet
Simpsons The 05x02 - Cape Feare
Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
Simpsons The 05x04 - Rosebud
Simpsons The 05x05 - Tree House Of Horror
Simpsons The 05x06 - Marge On The Lam
Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin 2003
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman
Sinnui yauman II
Sirens 1994
Sirocco 1951
Sissi 1955
Sister Act
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot
Slap Shot 2
Slaughterhouse Five
Sleeper
Sleeper 1973
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepover
Sleepwalkers 1992
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Smoking Room
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch
Snatch - Special Edition
Sneakers 1992
Sniper 2
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
Snowboarder
Snowfever (2004)
So Close 2002
Soapdish
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Socrate
Sol Goode
Solaris (Solyaris)
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldier CD1
Soldier CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Someone Special
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Son The
Sonatine
Song of the South
Sophies Choice
Sorority boys
Sorum
Sose me
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Soul Plane
Soul Survivors
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spacehunter 1983
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (1997)
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spetters 1980
Spider-Man CD1
Spider-Man CD2
Spider (2002)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Splash
Spoilers The
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Game
Spy Hard
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
Spygirl CD1
Spygirl CD2
Square Peg
Squirm
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stagecoach
Stalag 17
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strada La
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Style Wars
Suicide Regimen
Sukces 2003
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swept Away
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)
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