Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons "
[ Bell Ringing ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
D'oh! [ Screams ]
[ Bird Cawing ]
[ Sighs ] Lousy job.
Nothing exciting ever happens.
- [ Alarm Blaring ] - [ Bell Ringing ]
Congratulations, Homer Simpson!
- You've just won the employee raffle. - Whoo-hoo!
- What do I get? - The job of industrial chimney sweep for a day!
Whoa! [ Grunting ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Coughing ]
Hey, this isn't such a great prize.
Oh, well, this may be a dirty job...
but the big guys at the top work even harder.
[ Chuckling ] Whoa!
[ Exhales ]
Hmm. [ Sighs ] Will 5:00 never come?
Careful, Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know.
- I'll go find a spherical one. - [ Grunts ]
Help, Smithers. I'm sinking.
I'm sinking. [ Gasps ]
before-- [ Gurgling ]
Dance! [ Laughing ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Horn Blows ]
We're finally gonna stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste.
Oh, no! Our boat is sinking.
It was I, you fools!
The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all. [ Grunts ]
And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.
[ Chortles, Grunts ]
[ Evil Laughter]
I got a mink chamois, sir. I hope that-- [ Gasps ]
Oh, my God! Mr. Burns is dead!
[ Sobbing ] Why do the good always die so young?
[ Wailing ]
[ Gasps ] You almost killed me!
- [ Grunts ] - [ Gasps ] Please, sir.
You'll catch-- [ Gags ] cold.
Smithers, do you realize, if I had died...
there would be no one to carry on my legacy?
Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm...
I never fathered an heir.
Now I have no one...
to leave my enormous fortune to.
- No one. - [ Clears Throat ]
You, Smithers? Oh, no, my dear friend.
I have planned a far greater reward for you.
When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me.
[ Synthesized Tones Crescendoing ]
- [ Rumbling ] - [ Grunting ]
[ Screams ]
[ Cheering ]
Turn it up! Turn it up!
- Hello. I am Montgomery Burns. - [ Yelps ]
Now then, I am looking for a suitable young male heir...
to leave my fortune to when I pass away.
My vast, vast, vast fortune.
- Vast. - [ Excited Chattering ]
Auditions will be tomorrow at my estate.
And now, our feature presentation.
- [ Whispering ] - Oh, for-- Oh, very well.
" Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby "
" Let's all go to the lobby Get ourselves some snacks "
- [ Chattering ] - What are the two E's? Enunciate and energy.
I have nothing to offer you but my love.
I specifically said ''no geeks.''
But my mom says I'm cool.
[ Mr. Burns ] Next.
Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
Oh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.
"[ Piano ]
" Clang, clang, clang went the trolley "
" Ring, ring, ring went the bell "
"Zing, zing, zing went my heart strings-- " [ Grunts ]
Thank you! Give the bully an extra point.
[ Clears Throat ]
I propose to you that your heir need not be a boy. In this phallocentric society of ours--
I don't know what ''phallocentric'' means, but no girls!
So much for Plan B.
That's it, boy. You're our last hope.
Ohh. I just don't want to be here, Dad.
Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on.
Bart, this isn't the kind of thing I normally would think was a good idea...
but you wouldn't have to live with Mr. Burns.
You'd just get all of his money someday. This could provide for your entire future.
- [ Applause ] - Congratulations.
You've just graduated from the most expensive and, therefore, best school there is.
And your discovery of the cure for the common cold--
Hello, Marge. I'm Lee Majors. Will you come away with me?
[ Bionic Jumping Sound ]
I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors.
Ah, one more.
[ Faint.:Bionic Jumping Sound ]
Okay, boy. I wrote down exactly what to say.
Just read it, and you're a shoo-in!
''Hello, Mr.-- Kurns.
I bad want... money now. Me sick.''
[ Homer ] Ooh, he card reads good.
''So pick, please, me, Mr. Burns.''
- It's Kurns, stupid! - No, it's not.
- Disregard. - Oh, he's the worst yet.
That's it. Everyone out, except you. One step to the left.
[ Grunting ]
- Ow! - Excellent.
[ Laughing ]
The boot kicked Bart! It kicked him right in the butt!
[ Groans ]
I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
- Isn't there something you'd like to say? - There sure is.
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably.
The lesson is, never try.
[ Laughing ] Right in the butt.
- That was great. - [ Angry Grumbling ]
It's no use.
I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council.
Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers.
Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers.
Oh, look. A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
- I think it's a rock, sir. - We'll see what the lab has to say about that.
[ Glass Shattering ]
Why, that rapscallion is breaking all my windows.
[ Sinister Chuckling ]
- [ Excited Shouting ] - [ Doorbell Ringing ]
[ Chuckling ] Look, Smithers.
A creature of pure malevolence.
He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat.
You there, boy! What day is this?
[ British Accent ] Today, sir? Why, it's Christmas Day.
- I was talking to him. You, what day is this? - Huh?
I'll tell you what day it is.
Today is the day you become my heir.
- [ Bart Grunts ] - [ Groans ]
Ooh, I like him a lot.
Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
Whoo-hoo! We're rich.
Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows.
We want to get the old people smell out before we move in.
- Dad, Mr. Burns hasn't passed away yet. - Huh? Oh, right.
So I guess you're in okay shape, huh?
- No heart problems or anything? - Well, I--
- Boo! - [ Groaning ]
[ Groaning Continues ] I'm okay.
Now that you've all agreed to reap the windfall of my death...
I must return to my large, empty mansion to rattle around...
and await the inevitable alone.
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Yeah.
- Let's push him down the steps. - No!
You know, Bart, since he is giving you all of his money...
maybe it would be nice if you spent some time with him.
- Well-- - Come on, honey.
How come Bart gets to do that...
and I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boyardee's house?
Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of''booger man''...
but, uh, I'm really not such a bad... dude.
Oh, your milk's gone cold. I'll ring for the maid.
- Whoa! [ Muffled Grunting ] - Oh, sorry. Wrong button.
Um... I think I'd like to go home.
If you stay, you can have anything you want to eat...
even some sort of gelatin dish.
It's made from hooves, you know.
Okay. I want pizza...
and I want it delivered by Krusty the Clown.
- Hmm. - Hmm.
Hey, it's Krusty the Pizza Man!
[ Chortling ] All right. Where's my 400 bucks?
Hey, wait. How can you be here when your show's on live?
Ah, I just threw on an old rerun. No one will know the difference.
- "[ Upbeat ] - Huh? Huh? Huh?
Eh, children, remain calm.
The Falkland Islands have just been invaded.
I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded!
The disputed islands lie here, off the coast of Argentina.
[ Groans ]
This is my pride and joy.
I've had hidden cameras planted in every home in Springfield.
I got the idea from that movie, Sliver. What a delightful romp.
" [ Wiggum Humming ]
Are you talking to me? There's no one else here.
You must be talking to me.
Well, that was an antique. Crap!
Oh, yeah. So good.
Oh, that explains his mysterious trip to Holland.
And I had the greatest time.
Mr. Burns's house has everything--
a hedge maze, a moat, bleached hardwood floors and a bottomless pit.
a hedge maze, a moat, bleached hardwood floors and a bottomless pit.
- It couldn't possibly be bottomless. - For all intents and purposes.
Hey! Mom, Bart's throwing peas!
Bart, don't throw peas at your sister.
Mr. Burns throws peas at Smithers.
Ow! That was a big one!
- Homer, say something. - Okay.
Lisa, quit getting in the way of your wealthy brother's peas.
- [ Groans ] - Oh, yuck. Meat loaf.
My most hated of all loafs.
[ Gasps ] That was the end piece!
That's it! Being abusive to your family is one thing...
but I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!
- Go to your room! - No! This family stinks!
Mr. Burns nurtures my destructive side. I'm suffocating here.
- Bart, you listen! - Oh, go eat some flowers!
[ Screams ] My secret shame.
Smithers, my plan worked perfectly.
Bart Simpson will live here as my son...
and I will mold him in my own graven image.
Who knows? I may even grow to... love him.
Ugh! Smithers, get it off me!
- Bart, you're coming home. - I want to stay here with Mr. Burns.
I suggest you leave immediately.
Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees...
or dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
Well, go ahead. Do your worst.
[ Lock Slides Shut ]
He locked the door! I'll show him!
[ Rings ]
I'm very concerned. Mr. Burns has stolen our son, and he won't give him back.
Oh, for gosh-- Can't you people solve these problems yourselves?
I mean, we can't be ''policing'' the whole city.
"[ Speakers.:Muzak ]
You good folks can rest easy because you've come to the very best in legal representation.
Uh, excuse me. Is there an OrangeJulius stand on this floor?
I'll sell you this one. It's almost full.
Why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl?
He'll be back. As for your case, don't you worry.
I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer.
[ Slurping ]
This court rules in favor of Montgomery Burns.
I find that he is clearly the boy's biological father.
[ Happy Chattering ]
Uh,Judge, these won't be ready until Thursday.
You know, we should really stop hiring him.
[ Whistle Tooting ]
- Cool train. Where does it go? - Beats me.
But it won't be back for three hours and 40 minutes.
- Once it had snow on it. - Wow, Bart!
Mr. Burns gives you everything you could ever want.
My parents use that old love excuse to screw me out of toys.
Well, I'm sure you'd like to be alone with your possessions.
Um, Milhouse, if you stay a little while longer...
you can have this blazer.
- It's a Bob Mackie original. - Wow!
A Bob Mackie!
Uh... sorry, Bart.
[ Groaning ] Oh.
Bartholomew, you don't need him. I can be your school yard chum.
Five, 23, skidoo. Hut, hut!
[ Grunts, Panting ]
For me? But I don't know how to drive.
Oh, pish-posh. There's a Jaws Of Life in the trunk.
[ Laughing ] Whoa-ho! Whoo-hoo!
Whoa! Oh! Whoo!
[ Laughing Continues ]
- [ Grunting ] - [ Laughing Continues ]
[ Screams, Sighs ]
- That was some ride. - You're telling me.
[ Man ] Mr. and Mrs. Simpson...
your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.
Are you sure you can get him back for us?
I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know.
- What about Peter Fonda? - Oh, that was a heartbreaker.
But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.
You idiot! He was the most talented one!
[ Muffled Grunting ]
You do not love Mr. Burns.
You love Homer and Marge. You are their son.
What you are doing is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Do you mind? You're killing the romance in here.
Well, it was a grueling two weeks, but you have your son back.
Mom. Dad. I missed you.
Aww! [ Kissing ]
- Homer, that's Hans Moleman. - Can I keep him anyway? Huh? Huh?
[ TV] " ...Scratchy Show "
[ Muffled Whimpering ]
[ Gasps, Screaming ]
[ Laughing Continues ] Funny.
That was delightful.
Did you see that? That mouse butchered that cat like a hog.!
Is all TV this wonderful?
Um, I'd kind of like to go home now.
Like a hog!
I-- What? What was that?
Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful...
but I want to go home to my family.
[ Sighs ] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this...
but I'm afraid your family doesn't want you back.
[ Stilted Speech ] I do not miss Bart at all.
[ Shaky Voice ] I am glad he's gone.
- As am I. - B'oh!
It's probably my imagination...
but something about them didn't seem quite right.
Really? Excuse me for just a moment.
People, that was all wrong!
Homer Simpson doesn't say ''B'oh.'' He says--
[ British Accent ] Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character.
Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment...
like Rain Man or Awakenings?
I mean, what the hell am I doing here?
And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.
[ Low Voice ] Hey, you know we're getting into golden time?
Yes, well,just get it right...
or you'll all be back doing Come Blow Your Horn at the Westport Dinner Theater.
All right then. Let's see what the old Simpson family is up to now.
[ Groans ] That's them, all right.
I can't believe it.
I guess you're the only one I can trust.
- Hmm? Hmm? - Dad?
- [ Bone Snaps ] - Oh! That rib always breaks.
[ Groaning ]
Lisa, what are you doing?
Just trying to fill the void of random, meaningless destruction...
that Bart's absence has left in our hearts.
- [ Yelps ] - That's sweet, honey.
- It's a little tight. - Yes, that's to correct your posture.
Soon you'll have a mighty hump.
Now you really are my son.
This calls for a celebration.
Let's fire some employees.
Okay, let's make this sporting, Leonard.
If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter ''E''...
you can keep your job.
Uh, okay. Um--
- I'm a good work-- guy. - You're fired.
- But I didn't say-- - You will.
[ Chortling ]
Let me try one.
Mmm. Mmm. Hey, the trail of donuts ended.
- [ Gasps ] Bart! - [ Gasps ] Homer!
[ Gasps ] What a coincidence!
And a perfect opportunity for you to prove your loyalty.
Go ahead, Bartholomew. You may fire when ready.
- [ Groans ] - [ Whimpers ]
Fire him now or I'll disown you. You'll lose everything.
The fabulous toys, a lifetime of wealth and luxury...
the gift certificate from Blockbuster Video...
the freedom to do whatever you want.
I'll miss you, Son.
I'm sorry, Dad.
- You're fired! - What?
That does it. You can never be my son.
- A little to the left. - Huh? Oh, very well.
You can never be my--
- Eeeeeeee! - [ Gasps ]
Sir, try to land on Leonard's carcass!
[ Sighs ]
Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV...
saying we didn't want you in our family...
- but those were just actors playing us. - How do you know?
Because one of them hung out with me for a week, trying to get my character down.
Yeah, me too. That midget taught me a lot about his native Estonia.
The point is, the real Simpson family missed you a lot...
and we're really glad you're home. [ Kisses ]
- I love you guys. - Right back at you, Son.
[ All Sighing ]
And now I want you to meet your new brother, Hans Moleman.
[ Kissing ]
Give it a try. It's like kissing a peanut. [ Chuckling ]
[ Kissing ]
[ Marge ] Homer, I want that thing out of my house.
[ Kissing Continues ]
[ Kissing Continues ]
- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!
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South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)