Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
[ Chorus ]
" The Simpsons "
[ Bell Ringing ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
D'oh!
[ Screams ]
[ Glass Shattering ]
- [ Maniacal Laughter]
- [ Applause ]
Please, Krusty,
this is very demeaning.
Shut up and conduct!
[ Chittering ]
" [ ''Blue Danube Waltz'' ]
" [ Continues ]
[ Chitters ]
- [ Screaming ]
- [ All Monkeys Chittering ]
- [ Gnawing ]
- [ Groaning ]
- [ Laughter]
- [ Laughing ]
Maggie, can you point
to the monkey?
[ Blows Raspberry ]
What do babies know?
Maggie, can you point
to the credenza?
- D'oh!
- [ Marge ] Homer,you didn't do...
a very goodjob
frosting Maggie's birthday cake.
What? It's not
''Magaggie's'' birthday?
Oh.
[ Chewing Loudly ]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it!
I made a special cake for you to ruin.
- It's over there.
- Ooh.
- [ Chews Loudly ]
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
Hello, everyone,
except Homer.
Happy Birthday,
Granddaughter.
Marge, I think that's your
father-in-law across the street.
Happy birthday!
Everybody get ready.
Here comes the birthday girl...
in her very first
dress.
- [ All ] Aww!
- She's a little angel.
Yeah. I wanna put a hook in her
and hang her from our Christmas tree.
- What smells?
- Uh-oh.
Shouldn't we wait for the other babies
before we open presents?
We didn't invite other babies. Maggie doesn't
seem to get along with the other babies.
[ Marge ]
Maggie, we have a surprise for you.!
- [ Whimpering ]
- [ Shutters Clicking ]
[ Whimpers ]
Ooh, put some Lister's Carbolic Unguent
on a wad of cotton.
Put the cotton in her ear.
That'll stop them shakes.
No, no. What she needs
is a balsam specific.
Balsam specific!
Oof-- While we're burning money...
why don't we give her
a curative galvanic belt too?
- [ Raspy Voice ]
Don't forget to give her Smeckler's Powder.
- [ Both ] Don't make fun.
I remember Lisa's
third birthday.
She and Bart did this adorable
little song and dance routine.
Oh! [ Laughs ]
That was a real horn-honker!
- Let's see it.
- [ Bart Groans ]
- Now! Do it!
- [ Both Groaning ] Oh!
Do it!
- " Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs "
- Sing it like you mean it!
- "[ Harmonica.:Faster Melody ]
- "What kinds of kids eat Armour hot dogs "
- " Fat kids "
- " Skinny kids "
" Kids who climb
on rocks "
- "Tough kids "
- " Sissy kids "
- " Even kids with chicken pox "
- [ All ] " Love hot dogs "
"Armour hot dogs "
- " [ Melody Continues ]
- "The dogs kids love to "
[ Off-key ]
" Bite "
Doesn't this family know
any songs that aren't commercials?
[ All ]
" I feel like chicken tonight "
" Like chicken tonight
Like chicken tonight "
[ Sighs ]
It's been great spending time
with my family again.
I guess the next time I see you
won't be until Thanksgiving.
Or if not then,
Christmas.
I suppose I'll
be getting home too.
At least I got Matlock
to keep me company. D'oh!
- He's on in five minutes!
- He is? Step on it!
- Oops!
- [ Old Man ] Hurry up! Each
Matlock could be our last.
Homie, you know
it's funny...
both my mother and your father
seem pretty lonely.
[ Giggles ]
That is funny.
Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go
to a matinee together...
or shopping or to that room
in the library...
that's always full of old people--
Periodicals, that's it!
Marge, please, old people
don't need companionship.
They need to be
isolated and studied...
so it can be determined
what nutrients they have...
that might be extracted
for our personal use.
Homer, would you please stop reading
that Ross Perot pamphlet?
Oh!
Say, I've got
a neat idea.
Why don't you go in and pick up
my mother, and we'll go out to dinner?
I'll be back
in a jiffy!
- That's not my mother.
- I'll be back in a jiffy!
Can I come too?
Oh.
[ Electrical Buzzing ]
You know, Mom,
you and Abe have a lot in common.
Um-- Hmm.
You both got swindled
by that telemarketing scam.
Oh, it's not a swindle.
What you do is, see...
you give them all
your credit card numbers...
and if one of them is lucky,
they'll send you a prize.
I was just happy to talk to someone
on the phone.
Aw, feelin' blue, eh?
I got somethin'
that'll cheer you up.
[ Grunts ]
" [ Humming ]
- [ Wheezy Laugh ]
- " [ Humming Continues ]
- Hmm?
- Sir, I represent the estate of Charles Chaplin.
I have a court order
demanding an immediate halt...
to this unauthorized
imitation.
- Boys!
- [ Both Grunting ]
And here's a picture of me getting
arrested for indecent exposure.
It was the most
embarrassing day of my life.
[ Grampa Whistles ]
Lift those gams.!
You were one
nifty number.
Boys all paid attention to me
and it drove my friends crazy.
- Oh, who were your friends?
- Oh, Zelda Fitzgerald...
Frances Farmer
and little Sylvia Plath.
You know, you remind me of
a poem I can't remember...
and a song that may
never have existed...
and a place I'm not sure
I've ever been to.
- You're so sweet.
- [ Thinking ] Ooh, I feel all funny.
[ Gasps ]
I'm in love!
No, wait,
it's a stroke.
- [ Sirens Blaring ]
- [ Grampa ] No, wait, it is love.!
- I'm in lo-o-o-o-ve!
- [ Car Horns Honking ]
- [Applause ]
- Hello, I'm Troy McClure.
You might remember me
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[ Scoffs ]
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Whoo!
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Grunts ]
- Pardon me, sir. Forgive my clumsiness.
- Not at all.
- [ Chuckling ]
- [ Chuckling ]
Uh, yes, my name
is Homer Simpson.
and I'd like to order
an Itchy & Scratchy cel.
My credit card?
Uh, do you accept the ''Federal
Breast Inspector's'' card?
''License to Ogle''?
''Vyza''?
Oh, yes, of course. That's what I meant,
''Visa.'' It's these new dentures.
[ All Chomping Food Loudly ]
Well, I think it's wonderful that your father
has fallen in love with my mother.
Well, I'm opposed to the whole thing--
damn opposed!
He's damn opposed.
Damn, damn, damn opposed.
Bart! Homer, what possible
reason could you have...
against Grampa
being in love?
If he marries your mother,
Marge, we'll be brother and sister!
And then our kids,
they'll be horrible freaks...
with pink skin, no overbites
and five fingers on each hand!
[ Screams ]
- [ Line Ringing ]
- Hello, Mom?
Fine. You know Abe had a very nice time
with you last Sunday.
- Tell her I love her!
- Grampa, shh! I know my mother.
If you come on too strong,
she's going to get scared away.
- I love ya.
- What?
Uh, I love ya, Mom.
- I love ya. I love ya.
- I love ya. I love ya.
I love ya, Mom.
Gotta go.
[ Doorbell Rings ]
Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery
for Homer Simpson.
That's me!
[ Groans ]
- Don't write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
I've got a special
delivery for Homer Simpson.
Uh, that's me.
[ Groans ]
Stop stealing golf balls
from the driving range.
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
- [ Moans ]
[ Man ]
Homer Simpson, I've got a, uh...
special delivery
for you.
- Go away.
- If you do not open the door, Mr. Simpson...
I cannot give you your...
special delivery.
[ Sighs ]
Here's your
special delivery.
- Thanks. [ Groans ]
- That's for keepin' me waiting.
Hey, Lise, guess
who's got a genuine...
Itchy & Scratchy
animation cel?
Oh! That is so cool!
That is so exciting! That is so--
Crappy.
It looks like part
of Scratchy's arm.
Oh, no. I used Dad's
credit card to buy this?
- Yeesh! How much was it?
- $350.
- Ooh.
- Ha-ha!
- [ Weakly ] Ha, ha, ha.
- Oh, my God.
This boy is having
an out-of-body experience.
This is very...
bad for business.
Hot diggity!
I'm gonna smooch her
like a mule eating an apple!
[ Licking, Kissing Noises ]
I even bought me
some special novelty dentures.
- See?
- Dad, that will never work.
If you wanna make your move,
you gotta play it cool.
[Jazzy Singsong ]
Now, what you gotta do...
if you wanna get a kiss...
is act real smooth
and make your move like this.
- [ Yawns ]
- Oh, I see.
[Jazzy Singsong ]
So, if I take your advice...
and make your
patented move...
then my chances for love
will slightly improve.
- [ Yawns ]
- [ Giggles ]
- [ Jazzy ] Now what's that rule?
- [Jazzy ] Play it cool.
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
- [ Screams ]
"[ Big Band ]
Is this cel
worth anything?
[ Sighs ]
Let me show you something.
This-- This is a Snagglepuss drawn
by Hic Heisler. It is worth something.
This-- This is an arm drawn by nobody.
It is worth nothing.
Can't you give me
anything for it?
I can give you this telephone.
It is shaped like Mary Worth.
- [ Groans ]
- No groaning in my store.
" [ ''Moonlight Serenade'' ]
Oh, my favorite song.
This is so nice.
I can't remember
when I felt this young.
Oh! I really can't.
- Oh.
- [ Mr. Burns ] Say, sport.
- Mind if I have the next dance?
- Wha-- D'oh! What the--
Don't sneak up
on a-- Oh, you!
No need for
the blown gasket, Charlie.
I'll have her back
in one piece.
" [ ''Sing, Sing, Sing'' ]
Hey!
"[ Continues ]
[ Growls ]
That big ape thinks he can muscle in...
on my girl,
does he?
I'll show him. I'm gonna give him
the frowning of a lifetime.
[ Grunts ]
[ Mr. Burns Laughing ]
- [ Wheezing ]
- [ Laughs ]
I swear, Monty.
You are the devil himself.
I-- Who told you?
Oh, yes, yes, well.
I'd say you were an angel, but...
angels don't
dance like that.
- Oh!
- [ Laughs ]
- [ Groans ]
- [ Tires Screeching ]
[ Groans ]
Good night, Mrs. Bouvier...
wherever you are.
[ Groans ]
Mr. Simpson, I represent
the estate ofJimmy Durante.
I have a court order
demanding an immediate halt...
to this unauthorized
imitation-- Boys!
[ Growling ]
Well, would it be
all right with you...
if I just laid down
in the street and died?
- [ Papers Rustling ]
- Yes, that would be acceptable.
Smithers, guess what
happened to me last night?
I don't know, sir.
You had sex with that old woman?
She said ''No'' to me. Do you know
how many women have said ''No'' to me?
1 30-- But only one
since I've become a billionaire.
And she's the one
for me. I'm in love!
- Whoop-dee-do, sir.
- Yes, whoop-dee-do.
Whoop-dee-do to the world!
Whoop-dee-do, Mr. Florist.
Whoop-dee-do, Mr. Physical Trainer.
Whoop-dee-do, Mr. President.
I'm happy you've
finally found love.
Whoop-dee-do,
Tarantula Town.
Whoop-dee-do, employees. Everyone
who's found true love may leave early today.
Whoop-dee-do, employees. Everyone
who's found true love may leave early today.
- [ Cheering ]
- [ Homer] All right!
[ Sniffles, Sobs ]
''Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier.
Re: Delineation of Romantic Intentions.''
[ Scoffs ]
Too sappy.
Smithers, come over here and help me
write a mash note to my girlfriend.
Fine.
[ Gently ] Darling one: Read my words
and hear my heart...
speak of a love,
soft and undying.
A love that will
be with you always.
[ Unemotionally ]
Sincerely, Yada-yada-yada.
That's marvelous.
How did you think of that so fast?
I... sent it to you
on your birthday.
[ Sniffles ]
Excuse me. I have something in my eye.
Hmm.
Mom's almost ready
for her date.
She sure seems taken
by this new beau.
I feel so bad
for Grampa.
Dad says this new guy is a repulsive,
obnoxious old billionaire.
So, let's all
be extra nice to him.
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
- [ Screaming ]
Hello. Why, it's--
It's, uh--
Oh, it's, uh--
[ Inaudible Whisper]
- Right.
- [ Snickers ]
Why it's Fred Flintstone
and his lovely wife, Wilma.
Oh, and this must be
little Pebbles.
- Mind if I come in? I brought chocolates.
- Yabba dabba do!
He's an awful, awful,
awful man.
I guess if he makes Mom happy,
that's all that really matters.
That's right, ''Money.''
Your ''money's'' happiness
is all that ''moneys.''
- [ Exhales ]
- Hmm.
Hi. You know, Grandma really likes it
when her boyfriends are nice to me.
She especially likes it
when they give me money.
Run along, peewee.
Baby gets nothing.
Very well, you leave me no choice.
This gun is filled with ketchup.
This one with mustard.
Now give me $3 50 bucks...
or you're gonna be a mess
for your date.
You don't have
the guts.
- [ Growls ]
- [ Yells ] Here. Take your money. Take it.
[ Mutters ]
Now, the tables have turned, haven't they?
[ Grandma ]
Monty, I'm ready.
- Hmm?
- Ooh.
- Oh, why'd she have to leave me?
- Hi, Abe.
We heard you was in need
of some cheering up.
- So we got you a special cake.
- [ Woman Coughing ]
Uh-oh. Better call
the nurse.
- " [ Flourish ]
- Bravissimo, Luigi.
Bring us your
finest bottle of vino.
Hey, you trust Luigi.
He knows what for
to make-a really nice the amore.
Monty, I've never been
to a more romantic restaurant.
[ Luigi ]
Hey, Salvatore, break out the cheap hooch...
for Mr. No Tip and the dried-up
zombie he's-a captured.
Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged
$3 50 on your credit card.
- What?
- Don't worry. Here's the cash.
Whoo-hoo! $3 50.
Now, I can buy 7 0 transcripts
of Nightline.
- But, Dad--
- [ Laughs ]
Oh, well,
he's happy.
I'm gonna keep this Mary Worth phone
right here.
Her stern, but sensible face will remind me
never to do anything so stupid again.
- [ Ringing ]
- [ Milhouse ] Hey, Bart.
You wanna go play with that X-ray machine
in the abandoned hospital?
Sure.
Now, my dear. If you
look in your champagne...
I think you'll find
a little surprise.
[ Slurps, Gags ]
[ Laughs Nervously ]
Not to worry.
I believe there's another one
around here somewhere.
[ Yells ]
Oh! Yeah. [Joints Cracking ]
My darling...
since my kneecaps are filling
with fluid as we speak...
I'll be brief--
Will you marry me?
Oh! Mom, you can't marry
Mr. Burns. He's an evil man.
Evil, schmevil, Marge.
Monty can provide for me.
- Besides, he's a great kisser.
- Ew! Yuck!
Mm, what about
Abe Simpson?
Don't you have
any feelings for him?
Oh, he's a dear, but he's too much
of an old fusspot.
We're all aware
of Grampa's problems...
but compared to Mr. Burns,
he's Judge freaking Reinhold.
I don't know
who that is.
Oh! Who needs her?
Now I'll have more time
to read things I find on the ground.
''La-tex Con-dom.''
Boy, I'd like
to live in one of those!
[ Groans ]
[ Chatter ]
Hey, Barney, why don't you fill out
the groom's side?
- Hey! Down in front!
- Nein.!
"[ Organ.: ''Wedding March'']
Where's Grampa?
Wasn't he invited?
Yeah, but his
reply envelope...
just had a check
to the gas company in it.
[ Both Groaning ]
[ Camera Shutters Clicking ]
And, so, when Eliphaz came down
from Mount Hebron bearing fgs...
he offered them
to Moham...
who you will remember
is the father of Shecham...
and to Hazar, on the occasion
of their matrimony...
much in the same--
We've heard enough about Bliz-blaz
and Him-ham already.
- Get to the bloody point!
- [ Mutters ]
Do you, Charles
Montgomery Burns...
take this woman to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
- I do.
- Oops.
The ring, you little imbecile,
before I really lose my temper.
- [ Growls ]
- [ Grunts ]
- Hmm? Hmm?
- I know. I know.
Ow, ow, ow!
Do you,Jacqueline Bouvier...
take this man to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
- "[ Organ.: ''Moonlight Serenade'']
- Oh, Monty!
My favorite song.
How did--
I specifically requested
no romantic music!
- Wha--
- Mrs. Bouvier!
Mrs. Bouvier!
[ Screams ]
[ Grunts ]
Mrs. Bouvier!
Honey, are you sure you wanna be
Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
Wouldn't you rather be
Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson?
- No.
- [ Gulps ]
- I don't wanna be either.
- Hot diggity damn!
- That's good enough for me!
- [ Chatter]
- "[ Organ.: ''Wedding March'']
- [ Cheering ]
[ Sighs ]
"[ Soft Rock ]
Hmm? Turn off
that racket!
Yeah, fat chance, pops.
"Hello, Grampa,
my old friend "
" Your busy day
is at an end "
" Your exploits have been
sad and boring "
" Your exploits have been
sad and boring "
" They tell a tale
that's worth ignoring "
" When you're alone
the words of your story "
" Will echo down
the rest home hall "
" 'Cause no one at all "
" Can stand the sound
of Grampa "
[ Grampa ]
I first took a fancy to Mrs. Bouvier...
because her raspy voice
reminded me of my old Victrola.
Oh, it was a fne machine...
with a vulcanized rubber
listening tube...
which you crammed
in your ear.
The tube would go in easier
with some sort oflubricant...
like linseed oil
or Dr. Shumway's--
- Shh!
- I'm sorry.
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Shes out of control
Shes the One
Shield The 2x01 - The Quick Fix
Shield The 2x02 - Dead Soldiers
Shield The 2x03 - Partners
Shield The 2x04 - Carte Blanche
Shijushichinin No Shikaku (1994 aka 47 Ronin)
Shiki-Jitsu (Hideaki Anno 2000)
Shin Zatoichi monogatari (1963)
Shine (1996)
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD1
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD2
Shinning The
Ship of Fools CD1 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Ship of Fools CD2 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Shiri
Shiryour gari
Shiver Of The Vampires The
Shocking Asia CD1
Shocking Asia CD2
Shoeshine
Shogun 1980 Part 1
Shogun 1980 Part 2
Shogun 1980 Part 3
Shogun 1980 Part 4
Shogun 1980 Part 5 and 6
Shogun 1980 Part 7 and 8
Shogun 1980 Part 9 and 10
Sholay
Shop Around The Corner The 1940
Short Circuit 2
Short Cuts CD1
Short Cuts CD2
Short Film About Killing A (1988)
Short Film About Love A (1988)
Short Film About Love A 1988
Shot In The Dark A
Show Me Love
Show Time
Shower
Showtime
Shredder (Greg Huson 2003)
Shree 420
Shrek
Shrek 2
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
Shuang tong (2002)
Shutter (2004)
Sib - The Apple
Sibiriada CD1
Sibiriada CD2
Sibling Rivalry
Siburay Bate Cafe
Sicilian The 1987 CD1
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Siege The (1998)
Siegfried I
Siegfried II
Siegfried III
Signs
Silence of the Lambs The
Silencers The (Phil Karlson 1966)
Silent Trigger 1996
Silent Warnings
Silk Stockings
Silmido CD1
Silmido CD2
Silver City
Silver Hawk
Silver Streak 1976
Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park
Simon of the Desert
Simone CD1
Simone CD2
Simpsons 01x01 - Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire
Simpsons 01x02 - Bart The Genius
Simpsons 01x03 - Homers Odyssey
Simpsons 01x04 - Theres No Disgrace Like Home
Simpsons 01x05 - Bart the General
Simpsons 01x06 - Moaning Lisa
Simpsons 01x07 - The Call of the Simpsons
Simpsons 01x08 - The Telltale Head
Simpsons 01x09 - Life on the Fast Lane
Simpsons 01x10 - Homers Night Out
Simpsons 01x11 - The Crepes Of Wrath
Simpsons 01x12 - Krusty Gets Busted
Simpsons 01x13 - Some Enchanted Evening
Simpsons The
Simpsons The 05x01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet
Simpsons The 05x02 - Cape Feare
Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
Simpsons The 05x04 - Rosebud
Simpsons The 05x05 - Tree House Of Horror
Simpsons The 05x06 - Marge On The Lam
Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin 2003
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman
Sinnui yauman II
Sirens 1994
Sirocco 1951
Sissi 1955
Sister Act
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot
Slap Shot 2
Slaughterhouse Five
Sleeper
Sleeper 1973
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepover
Sleepwalkers 1992
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Smoking Room
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch
Snatch - Special Edition
Sneakers 1992
Sniper 2
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
Snowboarder
Snowfever (2004)
So Close 2002
Soapdish
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Socrate
Sol Goode
Solaris (Solyaris)
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldier CD1
Soldier CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
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Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
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Someone Special
Something The Lord Made CD1
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Somethings Gotta Give CD1
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Son In Law
Son The
Sonatine
Song of the South
Sophies Choice
Sorority boys
Sorum
Sose me
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Soul Plane
Soul Survivors
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
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South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spacehunter 1983
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
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Spawn (1997)
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spetters 1980
Spider-Man CD1
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Spider (2002)
Spider Man 2 CD1
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Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
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Splash
Spoilers The
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Game
Spy Hard
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
Spygirl CD1
Spygirl CD2
Square Peg
Squirm
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stagecoach
Stalag 17
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Star Trek Generations CD1
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Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
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Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strada La
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Style Wars
Suicide Regimen
Sukces 2003
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swept Away
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)
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