Fucking slope, fucking cold, fucking skiing!
What? - On your goggles it says fuck!
Are you lost? - No.
l'm going back to the village. - That's the other way.
Can you ski?
A little... - lt's a difficult descent...
Certainly in mist. You could dive in a ravine.
And then?! - Build an igloo and wait for summer.
As my grandpa always said...
Look over the edge or you won't know how deep it is.
What does it mean?
No idea... He was dead before l could ask.
Your nose is freezing.
l can't feel it. - Wait, don't touch.
Nicky, we were talking about nooky, not noses.
Where's your story leading?
Nowhere, we lost each other.
l think you just stayed in the chair. - You liked him so much!
lt was a black slope. l won't risk my life for a boy l barely know.
Maybe you'll see him again. lt was only last year.
l wouldn't know him.
l know a nice game.
The one who hooks the best guy wins.
You're always playing that. - And l always win!
Only because Nicky and l don't join in!
lt's time you joined in. Lose your virginity!
Yeah, l agree!
l'll move on.
lt won't last much longer.
Sorry! - Told you.
lt's all right... - Go on. Buy me a beer later.
Hey, beer! - No!
lt's for a... guy.
Wet t-shirt contest! - Bunch of babies!
How do we determine which guy is the best?
What about a geo-triangle!
Centimetres don't make a guy great. - You bet they do!
And for us it's cup size.
Then l'm the greatest!
What about me? - And what about me?
ls he with you? - No there are four of us.
l was here because l...
He's not with you? - Certainly not!
l'd rather not! - Hurry up!
So that's what you mean by a great guy.
l hereby declare the hunting season open!
We're taking the chair lift!
Can't we practice here first?
Nicky! - What?
She can't ski.
But we're in your aunt's chalet. You came all the time.
Can't we practice down here this morning? We'll all go up top later.
l think l saw a pussycat!
l'm Barney. - And l'm Barney.
Hey neighbour! Going up?
l'm going up. - Me too.
Sorry, l have to practice. - Coming, Nicky?
You can learn alone, can't you Eve?
You go ahead.
Let's go to the kids' slope.
What's this? - Knödel. Austrian speciality. Tasty!
Can't you get spaghetti for us?
What's this? - Knödel. Tasty. Try it.
Where's Eve? - Registering for ski school.
That's sorted her. - Hey, we came on holiday together.
Don't you need lessons? - Why? l'm with you.
You don't go off piste and we always do.
We do our own thing and meet up in the evening.
Look at that.
Every day a different girl, but he can't snowboard for shit!
Okay... Heads or tails? - l saw him first.
l have to get a guy!
Nicky, what did we say? Each to her own.
You don't like smooth guys. - Says who?
He looks cool. What? - You don't have a hope.
Why not? - You're a late developer, like Eve.
lt's no problem. You have other things. - Scrabble, Rummikub.
But l want to join in with you. - Nicky, you'd only get in the way.
We don't want you.
No guy ever fell for you and they won't this week.
That was it? - You should have seen them watch.
Nicky, l don't want to disappoint you, but maybe he likes knödel...
...and it wasn't you? - No!
Nicky, isn't it time for Mr Monkey to get back to the zoo?
Are you going to get dressed up?
We are dressed up.
Why don't we dump them? - And play Scrabble all week?
l've had enough.
Bull's-eye! - 180!
Oh, shit! The Thomson twins!
ln the words of Tom Jones: what's new pussycat?
What's up doc? - What's up!?
Arsehole, three beers! - Asshole! Three beers!
Ass? What's an ass?
They were nicer acting stoned. - You wanna get stoned?
We go dancing. What's the best place?
My bed. Second best place: his bed.
No, just kidding. The Ski Hut is rocking. - Mega bar!
What's that? - The Princesses Ball. A local thing.
lt's a New Year's Eve party in a castle out of town.
You can buy tickets? - Sure, you have 400 euro?
Or seduce a ski instructor. They get in free.
But it's lousy, everybody comes to Barney & Barney!
lt's the best New Year Party in Sölden!
Princesses Ball urgh! - No good!
l know where to welcome the New Year!
Why don't we go to the ball? - You couldn't seduce a ski instructor.
Nicky, are you coming?
Those two are crazy! - They're all yours!
Heads or tails?
You play with Nicky. l'll fetch a drink!
They're not getting drinks.
Go on! - What about you!?
What's she doing?
Wait. He'll think she's with us!
What happens between the mountains stays between them.
Schnapps? - Okay...
This is my class.
lt was my class. Going home tomorrow.
Are you taking lessons?
Cherry! Cherry! - Sorry, not now. Margit?
You want lessons? - From you?
Can you board? - Yeah...
Join the selection tomorrow.
You going up? - No. l'm back already.
Have you tried the south Gaislachkogl? Perfect powder.
First track, paradise...
You haven't changed a bit. - What about you?
Do you ever get up before the lift opens?
My job has perks. Don't need to get up to set a first track.
Although... First track...
l think she only said that to please me.
lntroduce me to your boss?
lt's not whether you can board.
lf you want to teach, show your face. People have to like you.
And believe it or not, women...
...are people too.
Did you get round to...?
Don't you start!
l met a girl on the train.
Nothing... Something got in the way. - A condom?
No, something else. Never mind.
Get mixing with the girls and l'll make you an instructor.
What if my instructor is a woman? Did you think of that?
l'm not going to the ball with some Deutsche dyke.
Eve Catherine Blom...
l know the first day is exciting...
...but you're a big girl. Don't be scared.
How do they select the groups. Can you choose an instructor?
You have to do a test.
What if there are sexy chicks? l can't look skinny in this suit!
Nicky! Where are you going? The main slope's that way!
Nicky, what're you doing?
What d'you think?
Super... - ...cool!
What're you doing? - Changing or we'll be late.
lt looks great.
l can't afford this.
l can. lt's Mum's.
You stole it? - No, she gave it to me.
This is one!
You think it makes a difference? The way we look?
We can show them what we're worth.
The best snowboard you have!
l'm afraid you'll go to the ball with Max and Sam...
...and l'll be alone on New Year's Eve.
You have the same chance as me. All four of us'll go to the ball.
But if... - lf one of us doesn't...
...then neither of us will go. We'll be together on New Year's Eve.
You promise? - Yes.
Flashy, girls. - Super flashy!
What are you doing here? - The same as you: taking lessons.
Together. - l don't think so.
Your class is over there, Eve.
Very funny, Max.
All beginners here!
Shit, the Deutsche dyke! - Bye!
Good plan, Nicky! - l'm sure she's a great instructor.
Let's find you a coach like that. - l'm going with Ryan, his idea.
You told him you were a beginner?
Ryan only does advanced.
Who says so? - Okay, we all speak Dutch?
Pity. Nice try. Get lost.
Okay, you're going to board. How many first timers?
Nicky! He'll find out!
l have boarded... in Holland for an hour. l wasn't bad.
Too few for a beginners' group. Follow Scheveningen. Your teacher is Helmut.
Helmut, three more. - l already have 9.
So now you have 12!
We'll see how good you are. We'll split you in three levels. The first with Dirk.
The second goes with Maarten.
The top guns can look for fresh powder with me.
Don't be so childish. Go with Helmut. Or you'll look silly.
lt's like a Harry Potter selection.
Gryffindor, here l come!
How do these bindings work? - l thought you weren't a novice?
You could give me a hand.
You had the last one. She's for me.
lt's cruel to separate friends.
lf she learnt that in an hour...
Has she been doing it for long? - No.
lt's her first time!
Not bad, one for Helmut.
l'll do that too.
Group 3 to the chair lift.
Who's the boss? - You're the boss, boss.
l'm the boss. And l told you 100 times. All Dutch have a Dutch teacher.
Even the beginners!
Okay, whatever. They can come with Dirk.
No, not with Dirk. This week with you. No but. You still wanna be a teacher?
Teach, if not: go!
All the beginners with me. You too.
And up again.
Not on your nose.
Still needs work. Pity.
Watch out for yellow snow, Nicky!
Make the turn. Come on!
Come on. Make the turn.
Now turn back.
Boy oh boy!
That's how to do it.
lt wasn't what you thought in the train. - Spare me the details!
Let me explain.
l really needed to go. All the toilets were occupied.
l took the bottle into an empty compartment.
Then you came in and started undressing.
l couldn't help it.
You aren't goofy.
l'm Donald Duck, okay?
l mean your bindings are on wrong.
You're either regular or goofy. Most people are regular.
But l'm not like most people.
Brother... What are you doing here?
Nicky's regular. Didn't you notice?
Who? - Nicky.
You playing instructor? - Someone has to.
How's tricks? - Fine!
No, how's Ryan's tricks!
What a kick.
l think he likes me.
He always shares the lift with me. - Good. Ask him to tonight's party.
Which party? - ln the chalet. With the class.
Does Eve know about it? - No, but she can come too.
No, next lift.
Doing anything this evening? - Fondue with my parents.
l'm throwing a party at my chalet. lf you're not doing anything.
You feel like coming? - No, l have to fondue.
...with your parents!
First to the left...
And then to the right!
Again, to the right.
Sticks up, bend your knees!
Bend the knees. Sticks up!
Mega rescue! You saved their lives.
You saved their lives! - Nearly kid-topped pizza!
You go to the Princesses Ball?
What do you mean? With you? - No, with you.
Buy one, get one free. - You're an instructor, right?
Of course l am.
You can come to her party tonight.
l'm giving a party? - Now you are.
FUCK - BONK - BANG
''Schwengels'', plural of one schwengel.
What's a schwengel? - Prick - dick - dong - penis...
Keeping your coat on? - All ski coaches do.
The boys look at me differently.
Okay, 50 points.
Go on, you're losing anyway.
Okay, my turn.
Here - ''cunt'' on double word.
Got rid of the C too.
You want to join in? - Yeah!
Every bitch for herself, Nicky! - Pardon?
Max and l aren't friends any more. Not tonight. Until Ryan has chosen me.
ln your dreams, baby!
Nice little palace...
Whose is it? - My aunt's.
She means my mother, we're cousins.
l brought some friends.
Sure. Plenty of room.
My brother may come too. - Schnapps?
Great. - Me too.
Here's the terrace with jacuzzi.
What's her line? - Soft porn.
Schnapps! - Excuse me?
Oops, l gave it away.
Soft porn? - Tyrol frolics. Very popular in the 70s.
Your Waldhorn between my Alps. You know.
You wanna see one?
Sisi! - Naynay!
What's this? ''Sisi the Naughty Empress.''
Which one's your mother? Sisi or Naynay?
Every bitch for herself, Max.
lt was to be our secret. - Your aunt's quite pretty.
Tell me about the Princesses Ball. - lt's a New Year's Eve Party.
Fairytale atmosphere... ...women in skirts whirling around.
Can you waltz?
l can teach you. lf you'll take me with you.
May l have this dance?
l'm Mr Monkey. l sleep with Nicky every night.
Who are you? - Your cuddly animal?
No, Max is drunk.
Hey, an ape! - Stop it!
Why? He isn't yours, right?
You have a light? - You don't smoke.
l don't... but Mr Monkey does!
ls it yours or not?
Look... What a hero.
Guys, this is my brother.
ls he your brother? - Yes.
You know each other?
How do you know each other? - From the train.
Eric was lying... - We wanted to open a bottle and Eric...
...had a corkscrew.
l have to work.
Or a jacuzzi?
l'm wet anyhow.
lf you had to choose...
...between Sam and me, who would you prefer?
That would be best.
You two should try each other.
You fight it out.
l won't be long.
We're going to the Ski Hut. - l'm staying a while.
Are you sure?
Shouldn't you be singing tonight? - You still owe me a cherry.
Sorry, don't have any.
l think you do.
Plenty of fruit down here.
Gimme one second.
Ski instructors! - Cruel race!
l'm sure he prefers me.
Wow, mega bubbles! - No, that was me!
180! - Shall we?
Maybe we should wait...
Yeah, me too.
Okay, l'm ready. - Me too!
He said: the top of the chair lift.
Sorry! l didn't see you.
How long before you can do that?
lt's not hard. Go off piste and you fall soft.
Waiting for Ryan?
Guys, keep it going! Don't stick together.
l'm proud of you.
What are you up to?
What are you doing? - Lesson 1: bite snow.
They seem to like it. Go down to the blue slope. l'll join you.
No jokes. l'll kick you back home!
Cool it! lf l hadn't come by, they'd be complaining to your boss.
Leave your bindings. You'll sink in the snow.
So Knödel's the girl from the train. Not bad.
Don't touch her, Ryan!
Want me to deflower her? Try her out?
Hurry up, dozy.
She'll be gone next week...
And you'll have RSl.
You still haven't forgotten.
Hey, my little coach!
A replay tonight?
Five minutes, kids. And you too, Eve.
l thought you were the coach. - Sure. l have to introduce a new coach.
Starting with the novices. - Okay, doll.
See you tonight. - Hi Mum!
Are you in love? - Can't you see?
Did it hurt? - No. l had factor 12.
l mean last night! Did it hurt?
Alcohol! lt's no good, they say.
Nothing l can't straighten up tonight.
Borrow my coat for a day? lt works wonders!
l don't think Ryan would fall for it.
Ryan! There are nicer guys than Ryan!
Hey coach, replay tonight? Okay!
l like him.
And he's no time-share, like yours. - What d'you mean?
Really. At the party he was snogging Sam and Max...
...and left with a slut from the Ski Hut. Are you blind?
At least l don't have to rely on my jacket!
Stay together and wait at the top.
Okay, two options...
You have a hangover or you're mad at me.
Okay, l'm sorry. l shouldn't have done it.
What? - l have no idea. You tell me.
Or was it the monkey?
l thought that was a joke.
Everything is for you!
Novices, coaching, girls, kissing... That's why you're a coach, right?
ls it because l kissed your friends? Or because l didn't kiss you?
What about your friends? ls it a contest?
Who gets the first instructor? - No.
Who are you kidding, Knödel? - My name's Nicky!
Tell them you're quits.
l don't want to be quits.
Why don't you go for first prize?
lf you want to eat or drink, please do.
But we're going down at 9 o'clock. l don't want anyone drunk in the ravine.
Trying to catch up?
lt was lying here. - After you hit it!
You have plans? - Who's the lucky man?
What do you think? Blue or green lenses?
One eye each? - Kinky!
He said l kissed better than you.
He said that...
...Max was pretty passive...
...and Sam stank of rotten liver sausage!
Nice coloured lenses. Can l try?
Nicky... Sorry we were cruel. But act your age!
Why don't you work on his mates? Then we can go to the ball together.
She's getting like you.
Together, we'll get to Ryan.
Where were you last night? We waited for you.
l couldn't choose. - Who said you had to?
Nicky, act your age!
What's with her? - Nothing. Jealous kid.
She thought you'd be her first.
lf only you'd known.
Hey, you can't do that!
Have you gone crazy?
You're the crazy one!
This machine is really dangerous! And certainly at night! Bastard!
l reckon you are goofy!
Be my guest.
Watch out or l'll start yodelling! - l have that too.
Don't mind me.
When the tears start flowing... - That's why women live longer.
The more you cry, the longer you live. - That's another year!
Hey. Maybe this can comfort you.
Mr Monkey? - ''Mr'' l say...
You want to live to 100?
You fished it out of the stream? - Yes, he was mad at you.
But when l said you didn't mean it, he thawed.
Look at me.
Crying over a piece of cloth!
lf you can love a piece of cloth so much...
...then what about a future boy...
...or girl or...
Someone good enough...
Will o' the wisp...
You want to go? - No.
l'm no good at boarding.
l'd never catch up.
Bend your knees.
We can't get any closer. - l fell asleep.
Your eyes are different colours?
Why don't l fall in love with a nice guy like you?
lt's all your fault for messing! Always on about guys!
The emergency number is 1-1-2.
l'll call her parents. - No Eve! Maybe nothing's wrong.
Nothing wrong? You let her go without a coat?
You were bonking on the bog... - That's irrelevant!
l'm going to bed.
Coming? - No.
Did l really slap him? - Don't bother.
Sorry l was so nasty about Herman.
l'm happy for you.
Did it hurt?
You're not going to your class? - We always used to play truant together.
And you nearly failed your exams!
l'll show you what l learnt.
Chip and Dale.
And the big bad wolf.
Tonight show ballet. Two of you set up flags.
We could go down the other way.
l don't care.
Look at that!
Look boss. My pupil. See how l teach novices?
She's a novice?
Ryan's a great teacher.
No. l had private lessons from his brother.
Who's your brother?
What? - Nothing, never mind.
We're not going off-piste, are we? - Well... You could say that.
We're going flying.
You have to open your eyes.
King of the world...
l'm not so sure l like this...
Okay Kate, hold on tight! Run!
Take a look: a first track!
Why did he look round? - All boarders do.
He's checking his line.
lt's very personal. A good line is a signature.
Sometimes it's art.
The board's his brush.
The snow is his canvas.
lt may sound a bit light-headed...
The advantage of the Snow Cat...
You're always up first before the lift opens.
You're on the mountain, the valley is in the clouds, the sun rises...
...and l race down on the board.
We're going to land.
Start running. Run!
Well? What d'you say? - About what?
First track. - Now?
No, it's too late now.
1 January. lt's my tradition...
l sleep in the hut and next morning l do the year's first first track.
A New Year's dip. - Something like that...
l'll have to ask my friend Eve.
We're usually together on New Year's Eve and had a date.
Sure. - l'll tell you tonight in the Ski Hut.
Get out of here.
l'll see you tonight.
Yes. - After the show ballet.
What a tight ass. - What?
You know Neil Armstrong? - What game is this?
The first man on the moon.
He floated down the steps, a flag under his arm.
He knew he'd always be remembered for his next action.
What's the story? - First track paradise.
See you, Ryan.
She's a good kisser.
She started it. - Crap!
Ask why she left in tears last night. Might it be me?
A small step for a man...
The good news is: my boss wants to see you.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Sölden ski coach show ballet.
All the coaches will show their coolest tricks.
Let's start with the neon skiers!
Eve, your ski coach?
My ski coach? - You're in her class with the children?
Oh, Eve! - ls she in the show ballet too?
l asked when it's your go. - Eve... my ski teacher?
lsn't your boyfriend here?
He's not my boyfriend. - You haven't unscrewed his cork?
And have you bonked this week yet? Tubes been flushed?
Was it a hand job or did you sit on anyone's face?
Did you get fucked?!
And for the spectacular super finale...
...we light the Ring of Fire!
First our Dutch ski instructor Ryan boards his way through the Ring of Fire.
Here he goes!
Will you be my princess tomorrow?
What should l do?
l'll feel bad for Eric if l go with Ryan.
Nicky, l don't care. - How can you say that?
l'm so selfish!
Has Herman called?
l was so stupid.
lf you can't ski, don't play instructor!
He'll call. - No...
l let him use me.
l really wanted to believe that he liked me.
He'd rather go to the ball with me than with Max or Sam.
Could you believe that?
Remember what we promised in the ski shop?
Neither of us would be alone on New Year's Eve.
You're not alone.
So you can go to the ball with Ryan.
l was worried you'd get as bad as Max and Sam. But you aren't.
You're much worse!
But... - Bye, Nicky!
Three more, darling. She flew off the piste and broke both legs!
So she wasn't an instructor! - No!
So you're disqualified, Herman! - Nil-nil!
The deal was a real ski instructor! - No points, but l scored!
Mother? No, l'm drinking water.
Good morning, my lady.
Where did you get those? - Sisi! Naynay!
They're Eve's aunt's.
We saved the best for you.
A white one. - Really?
Getting Ryan to couple us with Dirk and Maarten...
That was great!
l'll try it on.
Eric? You're our new instructor.
lsn't he, guys?
l'd take Banana.
She wants to go to the ball. - No! l'm going with Nicky.
Forget her! She's here a few days. You have all winter.
l may be an instructor. But l'm not a clone of you, like your creepy friends!
You don't want me to take her because you can't get her!
lt's all very moving, but l have a reason for telling you to take Banana.
l'm taking Nicky.
Come on! - Nicky!
Sisi! - Naynay!
l can see sperm stains.
You seem popular.
As always with the prettiest girl.
Thank you. - Thank you, Baron.
Princess for a night. An old tradition.
l know that man.
Of course. He's the lift man.
The baron is lift man? - Yes.
He's not a real baron.
The whole ball is fake.
Every year the village chooses a new baron, like a carnival prince.
But they really think you're the prettiest.
You hear that?
The waltz... l was going to teach you.
Ryan? Where's your brother Eric?
Home. He's returning to Holland.
What? But he wanted to be a ski instructor!?
He changed his mind.
Pity, he'd have been very good.
Why did Eric go back to Holland?
No idea... l think it has something to do with you.
How come? - Dance?
l don't understand.
l did ballroom dancing. Don't tell anyone. Bad for my name.
Why is he leaving?
Because you chose me.
Hey bubbles! - Should l call my parents now?
l won't get through at midnight.
l'll go and get some.
Ryan... You did well.
All three a first track in the new year. Let's make it a tradition.
l have to be honest.
Only Knödel is a first track. The rest are blue slopes.
You said... - Max and Sam? Of course not.
Bluer than blue! Soiled goods. - Cheat!
Either you give her to us or you have last choice all season!
You both have great slopes with two great Alps. Better than mine!
l want the dark one. - She's mine.
Heads or tails?
What a waste.
11:59. They won't make it.
Where? - Away!
Why? lt's countdown time!
Ryan only wants me because l never did it.
Dirk and Maarten were raffling you!
Really? Who got me?
We raffled Ryan. What's the problem?
l won't be used! - You used him!
You got what you wanted: the party and the best guy.
lf you don't want to, don't do it. You have us!
Most important is being with your friends at midnight!
Ten, nine, eight...
Seven, six, five...
Four, three, two, one...
Happy New Year!
Nicky! Why are you here?
Happy New Year! - Same to you!
Wow! Plastered arms!
Cool, eh? - We thought if Eve can do the jump...
...so can we!
lsn't that cool?
Can you help? - Of course.
Will you be careful?
Surely you're no...?
No! - Don't tell Sam!
Take over nurse. l'm getting tired!
Of course, doctor.
Ryan said you went back to Holland.
But first a first track.
How was the ball?
Balls to the ball!
So you didn't come up for me?
l thought you'd left.
A difficult descent!
You could dive in a ravine.
Build an igloo and wait for summer.
Look over the edge or...
...you won't know how deep it is.
Your nose is freezing!
l don't know if l can do it!
You can do it. Trust me.
Translated by Martin Cleaver
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Scarlet Empress The (1934)
Scarlet Empress The - Criterion Collection
Scary Movie 2
Scene At The Sea A (Japanese)
Scenes From A Marriage (1973) CD1
Scenes From A Marriage (1973) CD2
Scenes from a Marriage CD1
Scenes from a Marriage CD2
Scenes from a Marriage CD3
Scenes from a Marriage CD4
Scenes from a Marriage CD5
Scenes from a Marriage CD6
Schippers van de Kameleon CD1
Schippers van de Kameleon CD2
School Of Flesh The
School of Rock
Scooby-Doo - A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts
Scooby-Doo - Thats Snow Ghost
Scooby-Doo - The Headless Horseman of Halloween
Scooby-Doo - Vampires Cats and Scaredy Cats
Scooby-Doo - Which Witch is Which
Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed
Scooby-Doo and the Legend of the Vampire
Scooby Doo Project The
Scorpion King The
Scream 3 CD1
Scream 3 CD2
Secret Agents 2004
Secret Agents Into the Heart of the CIA
Secret Ballot 2001
Secret Lives of Dentist The
Secret Window 2004
Secret life of Walter Mitty The (1947)
Secret of My Success 1987 CD1
Secret of My Success 1987 CD2
Secret of the Ooze The
Secret of the Sword
Secrets of Women
Seducing doctor Lewis
See Spot Run
See no Evil Hear no Evil
Seinfeld Chronicles The
Sense and Sensibility (1995)
Seppuku (aka Harakiri) CD1
Seppuku (aka Harakiri) CD2
Serpents Egg The
Setup The (Robert Wise 1949)
Seven (1995) CD1
Seven (1995) CD2
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Seven Days in May (1963)
Seven Samurai (1956)
Seven Year Itch The
Seven Years in Tibet CD1
Seven Years in Tibet CD2
Seventh Seal The - Criterion Collection
Seventh Sign The
Sex Is Comedy
Sex Lies And Videotape CD1
Sex Lies And Videotape CD2
Sex and Lucia (Unrated Spanish Edition)
Sex and Zen
Sex and the City 3x13 - Escape From New York
Sex and the City 3x14 - Sex And Another City
Sex and the City 3x15 - Hot Child in the City
Sex and the City 3x16 - Frenemies
Sex and the City 3x17 - What Goes Around Comes Around
Sex and the City 3x18 - Cock A Doodle Do
Sex is zero
Sex lives of the potato men
Sexo Con Amor 2003
Sexy Beast 2000
Shadow The Universal
Shadow of a Doubt
Shadow of the Vampire
Shadows In Paradise
Shadows and Fog
Shakespeare In Love
Shall We Dance
Shanghai Knights CD1
Shanghai Knights CD2
Shaolin Soccer UnCut (2001) CD1
Shaolin Soccer UnCut (2001) CD2
Shaolin Temple CD1
Shaolin Temple CD2
Shaolin Temple The 1979
Shape Of Things The
Shark Tale CD1
Shark Tale CD2
Sharp Guns (2001)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Shelter Island 2003
Sherlock Holmes - Hound of the Baskervilles
Sherlock Holmes - The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes - The Last Vampyre
Sherlock Holmes - The Master Blackmailer
Sherlock Holmes - The Pearl Of Death 1944
Sherlock Holmes - The Sign of Four
Sherlock Holmes 1x01 - A Scandal In Bohemia
Sherlock Holmes 1x02 - The Dancing Men
Sherlock Holmes 1x03 - The Naval Treaty
Sherlock Holmes 1x04 - The Solitary Cyclist
Sherlock Holmes 1x05 - The Crooked Man
Sherlock Holmes 1x06 - The Speckled Band
Sherlock Holmes 1x07 - The Blue Carbuncle
Sherlock Holmes 1x08 - The Copper Beeches
Sherlock Holmes 1x09 - The Greek Interpreter
Sherlock Holmes 1x10 - The Norwood Builder
Sherlock Holmes 1x11 - The Resident Patient
Sherlock Holmes 1x12 - The Red Headed League
Sherlock Holmes 1x13 - The Final Problem
Sherlock Holmes And The House Of Fear 1945
Sherlock Holmes And The Spider Woman 1944
Sherlock Holmes And The Voice Of Terror 1942
Sherlock Holmes Faces Death 1943
Sherlock Holmes Returns
Sherlock Holmes The Eligible Bachelor
Sherlock Holmes The Scarlet Claw 1944
Sherlock Holmes in Washington 1943
Shes All That
Shes So Lovely
Shes out of control
Shes the One
Shield The 2x01 - The Quick Fix
Shield The 2x02 - Dead Soldiers
Shield The 2x03 - Partners
Shield The 2x04 - Carte Blanche
Shijushichinin No Shikaku (1994 aka 47 Ronin)
Shiki-Jitsu (Hideaki Anno 2000)
Shin Zatoichi monogatari (1963)
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD1
Shinjuku - Triad Society (Takashi Miike 1995) CD2
Ship of Fools CD1 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Ship of Fools CD2 (Stanley Kramer 1965)
Shiver Of The Vampires The
Shocking Asia CD1
Shocking Asia CD2
Shogun 1980 Part 1
Shogun 1980 Part 2
Shogun 1980 Part 3
Shogun 1980 Part 4
Shogun 1980 Part 5 and 6
Shogun 1980 Part 7 and 8
Shogun 1980 Part 9 and 10
Shop Around The Corner The 1940
Short Circuit 2
Short Cuts CD1
Short Cuts CD2
Short Film About Killing A (1988)
Short Film About Love A (1988)
Short Film About Love A 1988
Shot In The Dark A
Show Me Love
Shredder (Greg Huson 2003)
Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th
Shuang tong (2002)
Sib - The Apple
Siburay Bate Cafe
Sicilian The 1987 CD1
Sicilian The 1987 CD2
Siege The (1998)
Silence of the Lambs The
Silencers The (Phil Karlson 1966)
Silent Trigger 1996
Silver Streak 1976
Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park
Simon of the Desert
Simpsons 01x01 - Simpsons Roasting Over An Open Fire
Simpsons 01x02 - Bart The Genius
Simpsons 01x03 - Homers Odyssey
Simpsons 01x04 - Theres No Disgrace Like Home
Simpsons 01x05 - Bart the General
Simpsons 01x06 - Moaning Lisa
Simpsons 01x07 - The Call of the Simpsons
Simpsons 01x08 - The Telltale Head
Simpsons 01x09 - Life on the Fast Lane
Simpsons 01x10 - Homers Night Out
Simpsons 01x11 - The Crepes Of Wrath
Simpsons 01x12 - Krusty Gets Busted
Simpsons 01x13 - Some Enchanted Evening
Simpsons The 05x01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet
Simpsons The 05x02 - Cape Feare
Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
Simpsons The 05x04 - Rosebud
Simpsons The 05x05 - Tree House Of Horror
Simpsons The 05x06 - Marge On The Lam
Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman II
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot 2
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)