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There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Oh, the snow's pure and white
On the earth rich and brown
Just another Sunday morning
In my quiet mountain town
The sun is shining And the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow I mean
This is the day When it's hard to wear a frown
All the happy people stop To say hello
- Out of my way! - Even though the temperature's low
It's a perfect Sunday morning
In my quiet mountain town
Well, good morning, Stan.
- Mom, can I have $8 to see a movie? - A movie?
It'll be the best movie ever. A foreign film from Canada.
- All right. But be back for supper. - Thanks, Mom.
Oh, what a picture-perfect child
Just like Jesus he's tender and mild
He'd wear a smile While he wore a thorny crown
What an angel with a heart So sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live In this quiet redneck mountain town
Dude! Dude, wake up!
Kenny, come on!
The Terrance and Phillip movie is out. You wanna come?
Where do you think you're going?
You have to go to church!
Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church.
When you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
You can see your breath Hanging in the air
You see homeless people But you just don 't care
It's a sea of smiles In which we'd be glad to drown
That's right! It's Sunday morning
In our quiet little White-bread redneck mountain town
- Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! - Don't kick the baby.
Kick the baby.
Ike, you broke another window! That's a bad baby. Bad baby!
We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Oh, my God!
Kyle, where are you going?
- We're going ice-skating. - Take your brother.
He's not even my real brother. He's adopted.
Do as I say!
Okay, I'm sorry.
Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place And city life's a complete disgrace
That's why I moved to This redneck meshuggenah
Quiet mountain town
Ike! Bad baby!
Brought to you by Snacky Smores...
...the fun of s 'mores in a cookie.
Mom, somebody's at the door!
- Coming, hon. - I can't see the TV!
It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by wild boars...
...and the world is glad to be rid of him.
Eric, it's your little friends.
What are you doing here?
Sweet, dude. Yes!
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything That we know
'Cause the movies teach us What our parents don 't have time to say
And this movie's gonna Make our lives complete
- 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet - Super sweet.
Thank God we live in the quiet little Redneck Podunk white trash
U. S.A.
Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire?
What do you mean?
Asses of Fire is rated R by the Motion Picture Association of America.
You must be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
- Why? - This movie has naughty language!
Next, please.
- This can't be happening. - We have to see it.
Screw it. It probably isn't good anyway.
Cartman, what do you mean? You love Terrance and Phillip.
But the animation's all crappy.
Wait. I've got an idea.
Hi. I want six tickets to Asses of Fire.
This movie may not be appropriate for the little ones.
He says this movie isn't appropriate for you.
Mr. Homeless Guy, if you don't want $ 10... buy a bottle of vodka, then be my guest.
Six tickets, please.
- Let me have some candy. - Let's see.
I don't have any Jewish candy.
Like you need all that chocolate, fat boy!
The movie's starting.
Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
I don 't know, Phillip. What?
Where do they find this stuff?
You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip.
What did he say?
Why'd you call me a pig-fucker?
Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Oh, yeah.
Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch.
You shit-faced cockmaster.
"Shit-faced cockmaster."
You donkey-raping shit-eater.
"Donkey-raping shit-eater."
- You'd fuck your uncle! - You'd fuck your uncle!
Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker
You're a cocksucking Ass-licking uncle-fucker
Yes, it's true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker
You're the one that fucked your uncle Uncle fucker
You don 't eat or mow the lawn You fuck your uncle all day long
What's going on here?
- What garbage. - What do you expect? They're Canadian.
Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker
You're a boner-biting bastard Uncle fucker
- You're an uncle-fucker I must say - You fucked your uncle yesterday
Uncle fucker That's U-N-C-L-E fuck you
Uncle fucker
Suck my balls.
- That movie was fucking sweet! - You bet your fucking ass it was!
Fuck, I wanna be just like them.
Wait, where's your guardian?
I knew it! You paid a homeless guy to get you in, didn't you?
Fuck off, you donkey-raping shit-eater.
Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker
You're an ass-licking Ball-sucking uncle-fucker
Where have you been all day?
Nowhere. We just went to go see the Terrance and Phillip movie.
How'd you get in?
Stop crowding us, shit-faced cockmasters!
You're all ass-ramming uncle-fuckers.
We've got to see this movie.
Terrance and Phillip are Canadian, just like my brother.
There's the girl that I like
Tell about when Terrance called Phillip a testicle-shitting rectal wart.
Now more than ever
She gives me butterflies
It makes my stomach queasy Every time she walks by
Asshole, I'm talking to you.
I know I can be cool If I try
Wendy, let us try to jump the hilly brush.
Who are you?
Gregory. I transferred from Yardale, where I had a 4.0 grade point average.
Want to skate with us?
We've been skating all morning, laughing and talking of memories past.
We saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.
Try and catch me, Wendy.
Bye, Stan.
I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Who wants to touch me?
I said, who wants to fucking touch me?
We gotta see the Terrance and Phillip movie too.
I hate you, Kenny.
Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker
You're a boner-biting bastard Uncle fucker
Okay, children, let's take our seats.
We have a lot to learn today.
We sure do, Mr. Hat.
Let's start the day with a few new math problems.
What is five times two?
Don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.
- Yes, Clyde. - Twelve?
Now let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
- Shut up, fat boy! - Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
- Eric! Did you just say the F-word? - "Jew"?
You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass.
Why the fuck not?
You said "fuck" again.
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckitty, fuck.
How would you like to go see the counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls?
What did you say?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
..."How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Holy shit, dude.
I'm disappointed in you boys. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
I've called in your mothers...
- You called my mom? - That's right.
Oh, no, dude!
- Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question? - M'kay, what?
What's the big fucking deal?
I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, m'kay?
- Nowhere. - We heard them from Mr. Garrison before.
I seriously doubt that Mr. Garrison ever said...
..."Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunker."
Thank you for coming on short notice.
This isn't like you, Stanley.
What did my son say, Mr. Mackey? Did he say the S-word?
No, it was worse than that.
The F-word?
Here's a short list of the things they've been saying.
- Oh, dear God. - What the heck is a rim job?
When you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass.
Tell Mr. Mackey this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!
We all swore ourselves to secrecy.
- The Terrance and Phillip movie. - Dude!
I wanna get out of here.
Terrance and Phillip? Those Canadians?
Excuse me. What is Terrance and Phillip?
Terrance and Phillip are two very untalented actors from Canada.
Nothing but foul language and toilet humor!
I'll send a warning to parents before more children see Terrance and Phillip.
Everybody's fucking seen it.
I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
There's the girl that I like
Over there laughing with that smart...
You're holding up the goddamn lunch line!
Hello, there, children.
- Hey, Chef. - How's it going?
- Bad. - Why bad?
We got busted for swearing. We can't ever see that movie again.
That's too bad.
You should've seen Kyle when his mom showed up. He was scared.
- Shut up, Cartman! - I'd be scared. Your mom's a bitch.
Don't call her a bitch, you fat fuck!
Don't call me fat, you fucking son of a bitch!
Where did you learn to talk like that?
Pretty fucking sweet, huh?
How do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
That's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.
What does "find the clitoris" mean?
Forget I said anything.
Move along. You're holding up the line.
Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
- The what? - Is that like finding Jesus?
Attention, students.
We are now enforcing a new dress code at South Park Elementary.
Terrance and Phillip shirts are not allowed in school.
Anyone wearing a Terrance and Phillip shirt is to be sent home immediately.
The Canadian film Asses of Fire is number one at the box office.
Is the film destroying American youth?
Here with a special report is a midget in a bikini.
The effects of the Canadian comedy are far-reaching indeed.
All over America, children seem to be influenced, like at this spelling bee.
This is for the silver medal.
Spell "forensics."
Why should I fucking have to spell "forensics"?
Here you go. S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S.
The devastating impact of the duo can also be seen with their hit song...
..."Shut Your Fucking Face, Uncle Fucker."
Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker
You're a boner-biting bastard Uncle fucker
I told you that we won 't stop
I told you that we won 't stop
Back to you, Tom.
Thanks. Shocking report.
The controversy began in the town of South Park...
...where the PTA is trying to ban the movie.
With us tonight is the head of the PTA, Sheila Broflovski.
- And the Canadian minister of movies. - Thanks for having me.
Parents are concerned about your country's entertainment.
The film isn 't intended for children...
But of course children will see it.
Can I finish? We're surprised by your outrage.
- You just don 't care! - Can I finish? Hello?
The U. S. Has graphic violence on TV all the time.
We can 't believe a movie with foul language pisses you off.
- Because it's evil! - Can I finish?!
Please can I finish?!
Okay, I'm finished.
This film isn 't the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada.
Let's not forget Bryan Adams.
Our government's apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.
You Canadians are all the same, with your beady eyes and flapping heads.
I resent that! I find that racist...
Our children are now addicted to your puke!
You are a racist!
It'll take us weeks to erase the damage this film has done to our children.
Kids, I want to welcome you to rehabilitation, m'kay?
Your mothers insisted you be taken from your schoolwork...
...and placed into rehab to learn not to swear.
I don't belong with these rogues.
I attended Yardale and had a 4.0 grade point average.
- You're a fucking faggot. - M'kay, you see?
This is what I'm talking about. We have to get you off of foul language.
- How are we gonna do that? - Listen here.
There are times when you get Suckered in
By drugs and alcohol And sex with women, m 'kay?
But it's when you Do these things too much
That you've become an addict And must get back in touch
You can do it It's all up to you, m 'kay
With a little plan You can change your life today
Don 't spend your life Addicted to smack
Homeless Giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan And very soon you will say
It's easy, m 'kay
Instead of "ass" say "buns"
Like "Kiss my buns" Or "You're a buns-hole"
Instead of "shit" say "poo"
As in "bull poo", "poo-head" And "This poo is cold"
With "bitch" drop the "T"
'Cause "bich" is Latin For generosity
Don 't say "fuck" anymore
'Cause "fuck" is the worst word That you can say
So just use the word "m 'kay"
We can do it It's all up to us, m 'kay
With a little plan We can change our lives today
You can change it today
Don 't spend your life Shooting up in the trash
Homeless Giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan And very soon you will say
It's easy, m 'kay
Step one
- Say "buns" - Like "Kiss my buns"
Or "You're a buns-hole"
- Step two - Instead of "shit" say "poo"
- As in "bull poo" - And "This poo is cold"
- Step three - With "bitch" drop the "T"
'Cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
- Step four - Don 't say "fuck" anymore
It's the worst word You can say
"Fuck" is the worst word That you can say
We shouldn 't say "fuck" Fuck no!
You're cured, you can go
Don 't spend your life Shooting up in the trash
Homeless Giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan And very soon you will say
It's easy, m 'kay
Now you're cured. Take the rest of the afternoon off for personal reflection.
Find your own constructive way to better yourself, m'kay?
I hope you've learned something through this experience.
I did. I learned that you are a boner-biting, dick-fart fuck-face.
Want to see the northern lights?
You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart.
I sure did, Phillip.
Uncle fucker! Good night.
Oh, man. This movie rules.
Man, that movie gets better every time I see it.
That part about lighting farts is bullshit.
- You can't do that. - Yes, you can.
No way.
Okay, Kenny. I'll bet you $ 100 you can't light a fart on fire.
- Holy shit, dude! - Look out!
Shit! Shit!
Help! Somebody do something!
This stick is on fire!
Oh, my God! You killed Kenny!
You bastard!
I guess you can light a fart on fire.
Load that IV with 70cc's of sodium Pentothal.
We called the parents.
Our moms will find out we went to the movie again.
Try to untangle his trachea and esophagus.
No, that doesn't go there!
- Gross, Stan! - That's sick!
- Watch his liver! - I'll get it.
We have little time left. We'll lose him soon.
His heart stopped.
Get it out of there. Zap this, quick!
Who's making a potato?
My bad. I missed lunch.
Damn it, I'm not gonna lose this kid!
Close him up. We've done all we can.
The rest is up to God.
Kenny, can you hear me?
How are you feeling?
Great. Son, I have some bad news.
We replaced your heart with a potato. You have three seconds to live.
- Fucking weak, dude! - Oh, my God. They killed Kenny!
You bastards!
Damn it!
It never gets any easier!
I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him $ 100.
- It's not your fault. - No, I'm stoked I don't have to pay.
That's real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck!
So, boys, you saw that movie again?
Well, Kyle, I have had it!
You are grounded for the next two weeks!
And you, Stan. Come on.
And you're grounded for three weeks, Eric.
Why am I grounded more? That's bullshit.
What, what, what?!
What was that word, young man?
Little boy at peace
What is this place
Beyond the stars
Open up your eyes
What are these things
You're moving toward
Head so full of wonder
- Worries in the past
Could it be That you are free at last
Little boy, you're going to hell
You said bad words, threw rocks at birds And now this is your hotel
This ain 't Disneyland, it's hell
Little boy, it's time for you to pay
For not going to church And staring at boobs every day
Thought you were in bed Instead you're in hell
No, hell isn 't good Hell isn 't good, hell
Fuck-face, have you seen Gracie?
There is orderliness in the universe.
Parents, our children are out of control!
This is what happens when toilet humor is allowed to run rampant!
That's right. Kenny set himself on fire...
...because he saw Terrance and Phillip do it in that dirty movie.
We must stop dirty language from getting to our children's ears.
We must go fight the source of it!
But what is the source?
That's easy.
Times have changed Our kids are getting worse
They won 't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse
Should we blame the government
Or blame society
Or should we blame the images on TV
No, blame Canada!
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes And flappin ' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
- We need to form a full assault - It's Canada 's fault
Don 't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon And now he's off to join the Klan
And my boy Eric once Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him He tells me to fuck myself
Well, blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along
They're not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor Or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy On a barbecue
Should we blame the matches
Should we blame the fire Or the doctors who allowed him to expire
Heck, no! Blame Canada
Blame Canada
- With all their hockey hullabaloo - And that bitch Anne Murray too
The smut and trash we must bash The laughs and fun must be undone
We must lament and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us
All right, you turds, listen up!
Your moms are at a meeting and they put me in charge of you.
But you're still grounded, so you're not allowed to have any fun!
Any questions?
Shelley, where's the clitoris?
You all sit there and keep your mouths shut...
...while I go listen to my Britney Spears records.
Okay, it's clear!
Our next guests have the number one movie in the world.
Please welcome Terrance and Phillip!
- Hello, Conan. - Hello, Brooke Shields.
Some people claim that your Canadian humor is just immature fart jokes.
That's not true. Take this classic Canadian joke.
- Excuse me, Terrance. - Yes, Phillip?
Gosh darn it!
- Good one. Cheers. - Cheers, fuck-face.
You can't say that on TV.
Now Terrance smells like my ass.
I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon.
Does it make you nervous to be in America?
Our organizations want you arrested for destroying children.
- They'd have to find us first. - You're right. Now!
Mothers Against Canada is placing you under citizen's arrest!
- Mom? - What's going on?
We have a court order for your arrest!
Phillip, we've been ambushed!
Here you go, Conan.
This little scrotum-sucker deceived us! You are a bad man!
Don't listen to them.
You loved our movie, Conan. We watched it together.
Remember? You laughed.
What have I done?
Did you see that? They arrested Terrance and Phillip!
As Canadian ambassador...
...I condemn America's actions in apprehending Terrance and Phillip.
The entire economy of Canada relies on Terrance and Phillip.
Without them, we'd have a recession.
What say you, Mr. American Ambassador?
Fuck Canada!
Fuck you, buddy!
Terrance and Phillip will not be released.
They'll be put on trial for corrupting America's youth.
What's all the fuss about?
The fuss is aboot taking our citizens! It's aboot not censoring our art!
It's aboot... What's so goddamn funny?
Nothing. Could you tell us again what your argument is all about?
This is not aboot diplomacy. This is aboot dignity. It's aboot respect.
Aboot realizing that humor...
Release them, or we'll give you something to cry aboot!
Pilot to bombardier. We're nearing the target.
Bomb's ready, buddy.
Baldwin residence.
No, this is Billy Baldwin.
If you want Daniel Baldwin, call his extension, stupid!
Alec, do you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?
- No. What? - Nothing!
You missed me!
Your mothers are making me throw away my lesson plan and teach theirs.
How come our moms arrested Terrance and Phillip?
Your moms are just upset. They're probably all on their periods.
Not cool.
Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Sorry, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Anyway, children, let's start off with some vocabulary.
Attention, students.
What now?
Come to the gymnasium immediately for a special announcement.
- What's going on, Chef? - Something big, children.
I can't find the clitoris. You have to help.
Stan, the clitoris is...
Take your seats. They're about to announce it.
This is a state of emergency.
Now to the White House for an announcement from the President.
My fellow Americans... 5 a.m. Today, a day which will live in infamy...
...the Canadians have bombed the Baldwins.
In response to this, the U. S. Has declared war on Canada.
- Oh, no. - War?
- No, Gregory, no! - This is bad. Hold on to me.
All the Baldwins are dead?
It's time for us to send a message to Canadians.
In two days, the war criminals, Terrance and Phillip...
...will be executed.
They're gonna kill them?
And now I'd like to bring up my newly appointed Secretary of Offense...
...Ms. Sheila Broflovski.
Holy shit, dude!
My fellow Americans...
...our neighbor to the north has abused us for the last time!
- I have a plan... - Canadians want to fight us...
...because we won 't tolerate their potty-mouths.
If it is war they want...
...then war they shall have!
Dude, this is fucking weak.
How could things be any worse?
Fallen one, I am Satan.
I am your god now.
There is no escape.
Now feel the delightful pain.
Hey, Satan.
Did you hear the news? A war just broke out up on Earth.
Meet Saddam Hussein, my new partner in evil.
You're hogging all the fun.
Man, this is getting me so hot!
Would you let me do my job?
Rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy.
Could I talk to you over here?
I don't see why you have to belittle me in front of people like that.
Relax, guy.
Sometimes, I think you don't have any respect for me.
Come here, guy.
Who's my cream puff?
- I am. - That's my baby.
I don't wanna be at war.
You think they'll kill Terrance and Phillip?
Kyle, stop being a chicken shit and stand up to your mother.
Smack her and say, "That's enough of your shit, you bitch!"
Don't call my mom a bitch!
Stop it! This isn't helping. We've gotta think. Let's see.
- What would Brian Boitano do? - Yeah, what would Brian Boitano do?
What's going on?
America thinks it has the right to police the world.
Your government will kill two Canadians, an action condemned by the U.N.
Home of the free, indeed.
Let's play tetherball.
This is about freedom of speech! About censorship!
Be more political...
There's the girl that I like
Now it appears That she likes another guy
It must be because He's political and stuff
I bet I could be political too
What do you think, Stan?
Damn it!
- This is all Kyle's mom's fault. - Shut up, Cartman!
Kyle's mom started that damn club.
- All because she's a fat, stupid bitch. - Don't say it, Cartman!
Don't do it, Cartman.
I'm warning you!
I'm sick of him calling my mom a...
Kyle's mom 's a witch The biggest bitch in the world
She's a stupid bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!
Monday and Tuesday she's a bitch Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
On Sunday just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha bitch
Come on, you all know the words.
Have you met Kyle's mom
She's the biggest bitch In the world
She's a mean old bitch And she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom 's a bitch And she's just a dirty bitch
Talk to kids around the world It might go something like this
Have you met Kyle's mom
She's the biggest bitch In the world
She's a mean old bitch And she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom 's a bitch And she's just a dirty bitch
I really mean it Kyle's mom
She's a big fat fucking bitch
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom
Oh, fuck.
Everyone, settle down.
As we continue to send troops into Canada...
...M.A.C. Is also fighting the war against potty-mouths here at home.
Here to present the V-chip is Dr. Vosknocker.
The machinery of the V-chip is very simple.
It is placed under the child's skin...
...emitting a small shock of electricity whenever an obscenity is uttered.
Wait a minute. This chip somehow knows if the child is swearing?
It's like a lie detector.
Certain things happen to you when you swear, just like when you lie.
The chip picks up on this and gives the subject a little prick.
Patient B-5, would you step out here, please?
Patient B-5 here has been fitted with the new V-chip.
My head hurts.
Don't worry about that. Now, I want you to say "doggy."
Notice that nothing happens.
- Now say "Montana." - Montana.
Now, "pillow."
All right. Now I want you to say "horse-fucker."
Go ahead, Eric. It's all right.
That hurt, goddamn...
Now I'd like you to say "big, floppy donkey dick."
Success! The child doesn't want to swear!
This isn't fair, you sons of bitches!
We will start putting V-chips in all our children next week!
Snacky Smores presents: The March of War.
Let's hear it for our boys.
Clinton has called them to fight the evil Canadians.
A full-scale attack was launched on Toronto...
...after the Canadians ' last bombing, which devastated the Arquettes.
For security measures, our great government is rounding up...
...all citizens with Canadian blood and putting them into camps.
Canadian-Americans are to report to one of these death camps right away.
Did I say "death camps"?
I meant happy camps, where you will eat the finest meals...
...have access to fabulous doctors and exercise regularly.
Meanwhile, war criminals Terrance and Phillip are prepped for execution.
Their execution will take place...
...during a fabulous USO show, with guest celebrities, including...
...Big Gay Al and Winona Ryder.
Of course, the only way to see the USO show is to sign up for the Army!
So join the Army and kill some Canadian scum as we continue...
...the march of war. Eat Snacky Smores.
We must rid ourselves of anything Canadian.
Don't you like Terrance and Phillip anymore?
Course not! Mommy says I hate Canadians because they made me have a dirty mouth.
Burn it all!
- Hey, dudes. - What's the matter, Cartman?
It's this V-chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
- So you can't say "fuck"? - No.
- And you can't say "shit"? - No.
You can't say, "I'm Cartman, the fattest piece of shit in the world"?
- Fuck you! - Dude. Sweet!
This has gone far enough. It's time we talked to our moms.
We're supposed to be grounded.
Come on, it's time for us to get political.
Canada will no longer corrupt our children!
Mom, can I talk to you?
Kyle, what are you doing here? You are grounded.
Get back to the house and stay there!
You too, Stanley.
You're going too far. You can't kill Terrance and Phillip.
We must fight for our children's futures!
- You started a war. You have to stop it. - To make them safe again!
Our children are precious.
We must make a stand now! Stop at nothing!
I told you she wouldn't listen.
We'll have to save Terrance and Phillip ourselves.
- What? - Think about it.
What would Brian Boitano do?
He'd rescue Terrance and Phillip before they're executed.
We can't do anything. Our moms' organization is too strong.
We'll round up all the grounded kids and start our own organization.
An organization to help save Terrance and Phillip.
Yeah, our own secret club.
- I guess that could work. - We have to try.
What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now
He'd make a plan and follow through That's what Brian Boitano 'd do
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics Skating for the gold
He did two salchows and a triple lutz While wearing a blindfold
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath And saved the maidens fair
So what would Brian Boitano do If he were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two That's what Brian Boitano 'd do
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
And I just want my mom To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy, I'll be an activist That's what Brian Boitano 'd do
That's what Brian Boitano 'd do He'd call the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth That's what Brian Boitano 'd do
Someone say my name?
- Who are you? - I'm Brian Dennehy.
What? No, not fucking Brian Dennehy!
Get the fuck out of here.
When Brian Boitano traveled through time To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king To save the human race again
When he built the pyramids He beat up Kublai Khan
Because Brian Boitano Doesn 't take shit from anybody
So let's all stick together And unite to stop our moms
We'll save Terrance and Phillip too That's what Brian Boitano 'd do
We'll save Terrance and Phillip too That's what Brian Boitano 'd do
That's what Brian Boitano 'd do
Hey, relax, guy.
There's nothing on.
You get cranky when you're tired.
I'm not cranky.
What started as a spat between the U. S. And Canada is turning into WWIII.
World War III?!
Terrance and Phillip will be put to death for crimes...
It has come to be. The Four Horsemen are drawing nigh.
The time of prophecy is upon us.
I love when you get biblical. You know exactly how to turn my crank.
No, I'm being serious. It is the seventh sign.
...the first signs of my reign have all come true:
The fall of an empire, the coming of a comet...
...and now, when the blood of these Canadians touches American soil... will be our time to rise.
Yeah, man, I'm getting so hot! Let's fuck!
Do you always think about sex? I'm talking about important stuff here.
I'm just excited about taking over the world! Come on!
Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
I love you.
I want to believe that.
What do you say we shut off that light and get close?
You like that, don't you, bitch?
We can use my dad's computer to call the kids together.
Before we put a message out, do a search on "clitoris."
"Found: Eight million pages with the word 'clitoris.'"
I'll just try the first one. "You must be 18 to enter this website."
"Welcome to German Sick Fetish Video.
If you are under 18, do not..." Well, okay.
It's a lady getting pooed on!
- Is it Cartman's mom? - Very funny.
It is Cartman's mom!
Son of a bit...!
Ike, you're too young for this stuff.
What's she doing now?
Click it off, dude!
What's wrong with German people?
Let's do what we came here to do and put a message out.
I've gotta put out an all-access e-mail.
- Goddamn, your mom sucks! - Get to the message board!
Can't find a Canadian server. I'll break into the mainframe.
They've got an access code!
I'll try to re-route the encryptions.
Here we go. "Want to help Terrance and Phillip?
Sneak out after you get tucked into bed tonight and meet at Carl's warehouse."
- Tell them we'll have punch and pie. - We're not.
More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!
"Punch and pie.
This is top-secret. The password is..."
"La Résistance."
So the draft will begin tomorrow... more troops are needed to invade the Canadian border.
The Canadian government pleads for a peaceful resolution...
...but we're not listening.
Good night, hon.
Mom, when will the war be over?
I don't know, hon. Soon, we hope. You want it to end quickly, huh?
- Mom? - Yes, hon?
If you were in a German scheiße video, you'd tell me, right?
Sure, hon. Good night.
There's a ghost!
Kenny, is that you?
Satan? Satan is coming here?
Saddam Hussein? That doesn't make sense!
Eric, what is it?
I saw him! I saw Kenny!
You poor dear.
You've been through so much.
I bet him he couldn't light a fart on fire, and now he's pissed off.
I can't say "pissed off"?
The execution of Terrance and Phillip is imminent.
Soon, Saddam and I will rule the world.
I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth.
Let's fuck to celebrate!
What's it like up on Earth? Tell me about it again.
Let's not talk. Let's get busy.
Remember when you first got here?
We used to talk all night, until the sun came up.
We would just lie in bed and talk.
Because I was waiting to get you in bed.
How come you always want to make love to me from behind?
Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Satan, your ass is gigantic and red.
Who am I gonna pretend you are? Liza Minnelli?
Don't get all pissy!
Sometimes I think
When I look up real high
That there's such a big world up there
I'd like to give it a try
But then I sink
'Cause it's here I'm supposed to stay
But I get so lonely down here
Tell me, why's it have to be that way?
Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Up there
They say I don 't belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs
I'm supposed to stay where evil is sown
But what is evil anyway
Is there reason to the rhyme
Without evil there could be no good
So it must be good to be evil sometimes
Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Live without a care
If only I could live up there
I want to live, I want to live up
I want to live up there
- You're late! - I had to ride my bike here.
- My behind is killing me. - Your "behind"?
I have to say "behind" because I get shocked if I say "ass."
Did you bring the punch and pie?
No. You guys, something happened.
I don't think Kenny's dead.
I saw him in my room.
I know, Cartman. I see Kenny every day.
- You do? - Sure, dude.
On the face of every child, on the smile of every baby.
This was Kenny! He said that if Terrance and Phillip die...
...Saddam Hussein and Satan will come up and rule the world!
Saddam Hussein?
Who is it?
I'm here for La Résistance.
What's the password?
I don't know.
Viva La Résistance!
Oh, no! It's that kid!
This is the place.
Stan? You started La Résistance?
You're more political than we thought.
Let us get this meeting underway. Many others are coming.
A lot of people showed up.
Terrance and Phillip are supposed to be killed, and we think that sucks ass!
We were to understand there'd be pie and punch.
There isn't any.
Terrance and Phillip are supposed to be killed... we should prank call a bunch of policemen...
...and have pizzas sent to them that they didn't order.
Viva La Résistance!
- May I? - What?
Terrance and Phillip are being held in a camp two kilometers from town.
They are to be executed tomorrow during a star-studded USO show.
Once the show begins, we'll have an hour... get them out of their cell and into this clearing.
There, we will rendezvous and take them back to Canada.
Dude, Wendy's new guy is smart.
Meet me at the rendezvous point at 10 p.m.
Sneaking in and breaking them out will be dangerous... I'll go myself.
No! We're going!
We started La Résistance. We'll get them and meet at the rendezvous point.
This will be very dangerous. Are you quite sure?
Fuck that!
Do you want that V-chip in you forever? We'll go. Let's run through the plan.
Oh, boy! Military action, Ned! Let's kill us some goddamn Australians!
I think we're fighting Canadians.
Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?
This uniform makes me feel like a tough, brute man, Mr. Hat.
It sure does, Mr. Garrison.
I can't wait for our first shore leave... I can get me some fucking poon tang.
Pay attention! Tomorrow night is the USO show for all you troops.
There will be celebrities, followed by the execution of Terrance and Phillip.
After the show, we will finally be sending ground troops into Canada.
So let's strategize.
Our sources have told us that the Canadians...
...are preparing for our invasion, so we must use caution.
Each battalion has a specific code name and mission.
Battalion 5, raise your hands.
You will be the all-important first attack wave...
...which we will call "Operation Human Shield."
Wait a minute!
Keep in mind Operation Human Shield will suffer heavy losses.
Battalion 14?
Right. You are Operation Get-Behind-the-Darkies.
You will follow Battalion 5. Try not to get killed, for God's sake.
Are there any questions?
Yes, soldier.
Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
I don't listen to hip-hop.
After that, we will march into the heart of Canada, and we will...
I'm gonna get you!
What's wrong with this thing?
It's fucking Windows 98!
Get Bill Gates in here!
You told us Windows 98 would be faster, with better access to the Internet!
It is faster. Over 5 million...
All right, men, get lots of rest...
...and prepare to...
After you have Terrance and Phillip, make your way to this ridge.
We will wait for you. But not for long.
So if you're not there at 10, we'll have to leave.
You're brave, but you'll need help from someone who's done this before.
Here's the address of "The Mole."
He is an expert in covert operations. Your first task will be obtaining him.
Get lots of sleep. Tomorrow we will all be risking our lives for freedom.
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children here
Who fight with all our bravery
Till only the righteous stand
You see the distant flames They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names For what we know is right
And when you all get shot And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Résistance lives on
You may get stabbed in the head With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death Or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you You will not feel the need to run
For though you die, La Résistance lives on
Blame Canada Blame Canada
Because the country's gone awry Tomorrow night these freaks will fry
Tomorrow night Our lives will change
Tomorrow night We'll be entertained
An execution, what a sight Tomorrow night
Up there, there's so much room Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doomed And so I will be going soon
Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker
You're a boner-biting bastard Uncle fucker
- Looks like we may be out of luck - Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Why did our mothers start this war What the fuck are they fighting for
When did this song become a marathon
When Canada is dead and gone There'll be no more Celine Dion
They may cut your dick in half And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh And dance a dickless jig
That's the way it goes In war you're shat upon
Though you die La Résistance lives on
I'm so excited. Just one more day until we can take over the world.
I don't know if I can sleep, if you know what I mean.
This book talks about how people communicate differently.
I communicate by wanting you to ask me questions, and you...
That is interesting. Let's fuck!
Saddam, I'm trying to have a nice conversation with you!
Now that is just not appropriate!
Come on, I'm just fucking with you! It's not real!
- Well, that's still not appropriate. - Hey, daddy.
It's not real, either! Come on, guy!
Soon the world will belong to me.
It's Saddam. He doesn't nurture my emotions.
He just wants sex and can't learn to communicate.
You're right. I should leave him. I'll tell him...
..."Saddam, I'm going to Earth to rule alone!"
I'm strong and I don't need him!
Today's the day for the USO show
We're so happy we get to go
I don 't know but I've been told
Canadian pussy is mighty cold
Stay in the attic, because if they find you...
...they'll put you in a concentration camp.
Don't worry. We'll put an end to this.
Then I'll make Mom come home, and we'll all be a family again.
We need to speak with The Mole.
I'm sorry. The Mole is grounded. He can't come out and play.
- What?! - He's a kid?
He said very naughty things about God.
Can we just talk to him for five seconds?
Well, all right. Christophe!
We're gonna rescue Terrance and Phillip from the USO show...
Who sent you?
Gregory! He said you could sneak us in.
Are you telling me you intend to break into the USO show...
...filled with thousands of soldiers and break out Terrance and Phillip?
I thought it was a stupid idea too.
We're La Résistance. We wanna save Terrance and Phillip and stop the war.
I can't help you. I'm grounded for the next three days.
So are we. Our parents think we're home right now.
- Why are you grounded? - Why?
Because God hates me. He has made my life miserable.
So I call Him a cocksucking asshole, and I get grounded.
- So will you help us? - Very well.
Meet me in the backyard in five minutes. Viva La Résistance.
We'll show God that we won't fucking...
What? Christophe, get in here!
Coming, mother.
I must be strong. I must be strong.
Saddam, I need to talk to you.
Get packing, bitch. We have to go! We're running out of time!
Saddam, sometimes you can love a person very much...
...but still know they aren't right for you.
What are you talking about?
You treat me like shit! I'm leaving you!
I'm going up to Earth to rule alone.
No! No, you can't do that!
I'm sorry, but I have to be strong.
Give me another chance! I have to go to Earth!
You don't have respect for me!
Sure I do, guy. Please just hear me out.
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right They may be right
But it's not as if I don 't try
I just fuck up, try as I might
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
I'll open up my heart And I will share it
Any minute now, I will be born again
Yes I can change, I can change
I know I've been A dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim I'm insane, but it's okay
'Cause I can change
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents Were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me
But I can change, I can change
What if you remain A sandy little butthole
Don 't be such a twit Mother Teresa won 't have shit on me
Just watch me change Here I go. I'm changing!
You see, I've really matured.
All right.
Come on, we have to hurry.
I love you.
Ladies and gentlemen of the American Army...
...welcome to the USO show.
Get ready for loads of entertainment and fabulous celebrities...
...followed immediately by the execution of Terrance and Phillip.
This is where those military bitches intend to kill Terrance and Phillip.
Oh, my God!
God? He is the biggest bitch of them all.
Hurry. We rendezvous with the other kids at 10.
You realize we could be grounded for two, even three weeks.
- We're willing to take that risk. - Let's go.
And now, here are your hosts for the evening, Sheila Broflovski...
...and Big Gay Al.
Al, tonight is a very special night. Do you know why?
They're having a sale at Merv's?
No. Because we're going to abolish Canadian smut.
That's right, Sheila. Bring out the condemned.
Today is a great day for democracy!
This is worse than when you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.
I know, Terrance. I know.
While you're getting set up over there, let's bring out our first act:
Yippie, the back-flipping dog!
Be careful not to touch this wire.
The show has started. We're running out of time.
Do you see Terrance and Phillip?
Yes, but they are heavily guarded.
Dig from here, so as not to be seen.
Come on, bitches.
Mole, do you know where the clitoris is?
- The what? - The clitoris.
I have to find it, so I can get Wendy to like me.
Stop thinking with your dick!
Be on your toes, because I won't be grounded again!
Not for you! Not for anybody!
Men, when you're out there in the battlefield...
...and you're looking into the beady eyes of a Canadian... he charges you with his hockey stick or whatever he has...
...and people are dying all around you, just remember what the MPAA says:
"Deplorable violence is okay as long as people don't say any naughty words."
That is what this war is all about.
Move, move.
We will split up here. Let's synchronize watches.
- We don't have watches. - You don't?
- You didn't say anything about watches. - What do you think this is?
TV kiddie hour where we sit around and lick Barney the Dinosaur's pussy?
This is real life, with consequences you take to the grave.
- We don't have watches. - Shit!
- Did you bring the mirror? - Got it.
- And the rope? - Check.
- And the buttfor? - What's a "buttfor"?
For pooping, silly.
I'll dig under the stage. With that bedrock, I'll need more time.
Stan and Kyle, stall the show anyway you can.
Keep that show going until I get the prisoners.
Cartman, over there is the electrical box.
Shut it off before I return with Terrance and Phillip...
...or the alarm will sound and I'll be attacked by dogs.
Got it?
You must shut off the alarms. I fucking hate guard dogs!
I heard you, you British piece of shit.
If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe.
What's a dying giraffe sound like?
- Let's go. - Be careful, dude.
Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart...
...with a clothes hanger, while I was still in the womb?
Damn, that kid is fucked up.
How are those chairs coming?
Al, we're minutes away.
Super. Here is pint-sized pixie and darling of the indie movie scene...
...Winona Ryder!
Hi, guys.
I'm super-psyched to be here today.
What you're doing for our country is so cool.
I mean war, man. Wow, war.
You know? Wow.
Okay, and now for your enjoyment, here's my famous Ping-Pong ball trick.
Oh, my!
"Shut off the power, Cartman.
This is very important, Cartman."
- Did you hear what Winona Ryder's doing? - We can't miss this.
There. I didn't miss one. That's my Ping-Pong ball trick!
That's all the acts we have for tonight... let's just get on with the execution!
- No, we have to stall him. - More! More!
Yeah! More!
You big sillies. You want to see more of me?
Yeah! Big Gay Al! Big Gay Al!
Well, I do have a little song I wrote about the war.
But we haven't rehearsed.
Sing it!
I can't.
Sing the fucking song!
All right. If you insist, I'll sing my song.
I believe it goes a little bit like this.
Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying Politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing
Texaco 's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell But how are you?
I'm super Thanks for asking
I couldn 't be better
I must say
I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're...
Don 't you think I look cute In this hat
I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple
But I just can 't feel too bad For you right now
Because I'm feeling So insanely super
That even the fact that you can 't walk Can 't bring me down
He's super Thanks for asking
All things considered He couldn 't be better, he must say
I'm super
No, nothing bugs me
Don 't you think I look cute in this hat
These pants This matching tie I got at Merv's
In the barracks And the trenches as well
- Stick 'em up! - Big Gay Al says you have to tell
Yes, he's super And he's proud to be gay
Everything is super When you're gay
When you're gay
Again! Again!
Who's there?
Son of a gun! Heck!
They're coming?
But our moms won't listen to us.
Okay, everybody, just want to thank our wonderful sponsors...
He's almost got them.
We're here to rescue you. Follow me through the tunnel.
You guys! Seriously. I saw Kenny again.
Did you shut the alarm off?
Oh, shit!
Hear that? Sounds like a dying giraffe.
- A spy! - Get him!
Shit! Shit!
Come on, Mole!
Shit! Shit! Fucking guard dogs! Shit!
The alarms went off.
That was my bad. Sorry.
Hold me. It's so very cold.
There is no hope. Get out.
- We can't leave without you. - It's okay.
No, we can't. We don't know where we are!
Where's your God when you need him?
Where is your beautiful, merciful faggot now?
Here I come, God.
Here I come, you fucking rat.
Now the light she fades
And darkness settles in
But I will find strength
- No, Mole, hang on. - I will find pride within
- We'll get you home. - Because although I die
- I can't face my mother. - Our freedom will be won
Not alone.
Though I die
La Résistance lives...
Okay, here it is. The moment we've all been awaiting: The execution!
The day is ours!
We have to tell them about Saddam Hussein and Satan.
- No. My mom can't see me here. - You have to stand up to your mother.
Gentlemen, do you have any last words?
Last words? How's aboot, "Get me the fuck out of this chair!"
How's that?
All right, anonymous, ready the switch.
Go on, dude, tell her.
- I can't. - You can't kill Terrance and Phillip.
If they die, Satan and Saddam Hussein will take over the world.
Throw the switch, Mr. Garrison.
I'm supposed to be anonymous.
Goodbye, bastards!
The Canadians are attacking! Run for your lives!
We have to shut off the power!
Some little fat kid saved us!
Wait! We have to get you to the rendezvous point.
Ned, behind you!
Be not afraid.
Oh, my God!
Behold my glory.
What are you?
I am the clitoris.
The clitoris? I found the clitoris!
Stan, you must not let Terrance and Phillip's blood spill on the ground.
Tell me how to get Wendy to like me.
There are more important matters right now.
I looked all over for you. Tell me how to get Wendy to like me.
Dude, just have confidence in yourself.
Believe in yourself, and others will believe in you.
Chicks love confidence. Now go. Hurry!
The clitoris has spoken.
Stan, are you okay?
I see you failed. I should not have sent a boy to do a man's job.
Come on! We've got precious little time!
Die, Canadian, m'kay?
Did you hear that? I farted.
You did? Just now?
- Terrance and Phillip! - Let's get to the rendezvous point!
It's Mr. Garrison.
Children, take Mr. Hat. Please get him out of here.
Holy shit! This V-chip is getting all screwy.
Take cover in the trench!
Human Shield up front, then Operation Get-Behind-the-Darkies.
Remember, Human Shield, protect our tanks and planes too.
Holy mother of Jehoshaphat!
Fire on my command.
All right, squad, just like I told you.
One... two...
Do some people gonna die?
- Fire! ...three!
What in the...
Great plan, Chef.
Operation Human Shield, my ass!
My God, this is terrible.
This is what we wanted!
We wanted our children to be brought up in a smut-free environment!
But we didn't want this.
Where are you going?
We're going to find our boys.
For God's sake, Sheila, we're going to get them killed!
All those times I said you were a big dumb Jew?
I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Yes, I am! I am a Jew, Cartman!
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Why am I still holding this?
Mr. Hat! No!
Fuck this. I'm getting out before I get in trouble.
I heard that.
I found the clitoris. Now I can get Wendy to like me again.
Swell, Stan.
I guess all's well that ends well. We can go home now. Dipshit.
What's wrong?
We can't let Terrance and Phillip die, or the whole world will end.
Terrance, look!
There they are!
Phillip, we're done for!
All right, men! Fire!
Goodbye, Terrance.
What is this?
Don't shoot!
I'll take care of this. Kids, get out of the way now!
I'm not going to let you kill them, Mom!
What, what, what?
I'm not moving!
Stand down. You can still see fart jokes on Nickelodeon.
No! This is about more than fart jokes!
This is about freedom of speech, about censorship...
...and stuff.
What about Ike? Did you forget your adopted son is Canadian?
I'm doing very important things.
But you never took the time to talk to me.
Whenever I get in trouble, you blame everybody else.
But I'm the one to blame. Deal with me.
You keep fighting all these causes.
But I don't want a fighter.
I want my mom.
Poor little fella!
Holy shit, dude!
Young man, you watch your mouth!
My time has come!
You are really fucked now!
It's Saddam Hussein! Shoot him!
What a dumb ass!
You have spilled the blood of the innocent.
Now begins 2 million years of darkness.
Good job, Ms. Broflovski. Thanks a lot.
I was trying to make the world a better place for children.
And you brought enough intolerance to allow my coming.
Now, everyone bow down to me!
Bend over!
What have we done?
Saddam, I'm the dark ruler, not you.
Relax. Better seen, not heard.
I can't.
Let's start by building a big statue of me!
There, where that fat kid is standing.
Don't call me fat, buttfucker!
Yeah, Cartman, do it.
Damn! Shit! Respect my fucking authority!
You need to watch your mouth, brat!
Dogshit taco!
Quick, do something.
Try this on for size.
Blood-drenched, frozen tampon popsicle!
Buddy, I know I was mean before. But don't worry, I can change.
Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner...
...bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!
What are you waiting for, bitch? Destroy him!
You weak, stupid cum bucket. Save me!
That's it!
I have had enough of you!
He spent so much time convincing me I was weak and stupid...
...that I believed it myself.
I have you to thank, little one.
You showed me that I had to get away from him.
Just make any wish you want and I shall grant it.
- Are you sure? - What did he say?
His wish is for everything to go back to the way it was before this war.
Kenny, you realize that means you'd go back too.
I know.
Very well, then.
I will pull my minions back.
I guess I'm destined to live in hell alone.
What's this?
Hi, there, little guy.
Would you like to go to hell with me?
Sure. I bet we can be best friends, Mr. Satan.
Feel free to come back and visit anytime.
I just might do that.
Thanks, Kenny.
Thanks for going back to hell for us. You're a pal.
Goodbye, you guys.
I'm alive. Where's Mr. Hat?
Wow. We were all dying and now we're fine. That's super!
What the fuck's going on?
See, Mom? It was Cartman's filthy fucking mouth that saved us all.
I'm sorry I didn't pay attention to you, Kyle.
But what about Gregory?
- I never cared for Gregory. - You didn't?
No, dude. Fuck Gregory! Fuck him right in the ear!
Thank you, clitoris.
Everything worked out What a happy end
Americans and Canadians Are friends again
So let's all join hands And knock oppression down
Don 't you know our little lives Are now complete?
'Cause Terrance and Phillip Are sweet
Super sweet
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Song of the South
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Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
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Strada La
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
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Super 8 Stories
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Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swept Away
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
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Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
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