Move out of the way!
I have to get to work!
I'm taking an advance for next month, old timer.
-Is your money already spent? -What do you think?
-Thanks, old timer. -Yeah.
-Hi Mom. -Bye son.
What are you laughing at?
...Gerrit Witkamp together with his wife...
...she, with her splendid villa blahblahblah...
...Guys? Is the sound alright?
It's okay.. Fine with me.
Good, let's get started!
So guys, as soon as he steps out the door, let's show a little enthousiasm, right?
4... 3... 2... 1
# Here's Gerrit Witkamp, the national dirt bike champion... #
# ...with his wife Hilde, cheered on by his adoring fans! #
Camera two, zoom in!
-Good morning Gerrit, hello Hilde... -Hello Frans.
We're told you're actually a dentist, is this true or just a rumor spread by your sponsor?
It's true, I graduated at Utrecht.
But you haven't practiced much lately, have you?
You don't lose a skill like that though, shall I demonstrate?
This should be good guys, a demonstration by a dentist...
...who's about to become the dirt bike world champion. Do we have a volunteer?
Eef! How about Eef, his teeth are already fucked up!
Nothing wrong with my teeth.
Open your mouth...
There's a hole in one of the molars. Drop by sometime, I'll treat you for free.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to some of Gerrit's fans...
First of all, who do we have here?
Eef De Wit, car mechanic. I'm nineteen.
Rien, I'm twenty and a carpenter.
Right, and you?
I'm Hans, also twenty and also a carpenter...
(Surinam accent) And what are we sure about?
Gerrit will be the champion!
Hey, how do you like the enthusiasm of your fans?
Wonderful. I would love to be the champion, just to please my fans.
You heard it! Gerrit promises to be the champion!
Now I'm asking you, what do you think will make Gerrit the world champion?
He's got the best gear, all of it Japanese! It's just great stuff!
It's not about the gear, it's about the man driving it.
That's what I like to hear It's all about the human factor in sport.
That's right! I drive a piece of junk myself, but I'll win tomorrow for sure!
Ah, you're a dirt bike racer yourself?
Yes, I'm only an amateur but that will change soon.
He's won a few times already.
You heard it Gerrit, the competition is coming for you...
Do you know about this boy?
Sure, his name is Rien Hartman.
Yes! Is he talented?
He's extremely talented, he might be one of the greats!
What about me? I'm a biker too! -...Hey Gerrit, I wanted to ask you a question...
...I believe that champions can help advance the sport...
Look, the sport has to appeal to a wider audience...
-Yes... -Yes, talent will emerge eventually...
Hey Gerrit, thanks for the interview...
Ok guys, it's a wrap. Let's go.
You're up early today?
I have to work on my bike. I need some floor cover.
-Will I see you tonight? -For sure.
My parents are going camping in their caravan.
We've got the place to ourselves...
-I'm going to the counter... -Yes, I'm coming.
Will that be all?
Some chewing gum.
Allright, that will be 24,50.
Here's 25, keep the change, honey.
You're so sweet.
My my, aren't you clever.
-Forgot about those, had you? -They're from home.
-With our pricetags on them? -Yes.
They're paid for.
Watch out now, little Hans.
Here, catch this.
...All of it nicked from my old man... and from Maya, she never notices anything...
(Voice on radio) # Glad you're listening, here's Blondie! #
# From the album 'Parallel Lines,' here's 'One Way or Another!' #
I need some juice...
Shall I put it in there?
Fill her up?
That's what I came here for.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
A receipt, please...
Ooh, a receipt...
Hey fellas! ...check this out...
Bastard! You bastard!
Two peas on a board!
I think even mine are bigger!
Next time, bring your older sister!
Don't use that one! There's still dirt on it!
There's just a little grease on it...
Gerrit wouldn't use that either! You should see his mechanic.
He's just a dirty gook.
But he could assemble a bike with his eyes closed!
I can do that
25 bucks, allright?
(He names the engine parts)
Ah, delicious Heineken!
That will be 25 bucks.
Hey Rien, check out this hot chick!
She's a dirty black!
Yeah, but they fuck better...
-Right, love? -Huh?
With you? As if I don't have anything better to do.
He's such an asshole.
-Would you like something to drink? -Yes.
-Chocolate milk? -I'll have a beer.
Rien! This chick is easy!
-Chicks like her just can't get enough of it. -Me neither...
He's at it again..
-Your skin is very soft... -Don't do that!
-Why not? -I don't like that.
Sure you do.
(Deejay) # This evening's disco-dance contest is about to start and today we are celebrating...
Guess you couldn't cut the mustard?
Did you get a smelly finger, little Hans?
-Here, smell it. -Did you get it on?
-Why don't you go dancing? Your big chance! -Yeah, go on and take the floor!
-Go dance... Maybe you'll win a album... -Let go of me!
-Disco, disco. -Oh lovely... lovely...
(Dee-Jay) # Wow, here's our very own dutch John Travolta! Fantastic! #
# But wait, that's the Black Pearl, the competition! #
# You won't be able to beat him boy... #
# He's this evening's prize winner! #
# Wow! Here is Iggy Pop pop pop pop! #
-Why don't you sing along?
-Jesus saves! Jesus saves! saves saves... -You sound like a broken record player!
(Man on background) Hey, hands off! Let go of me! I didn't do anything!
(Girl) Hey! I got to get in yet! -Come on then! Hey, come on! -Hey, watch it! -Ow!
-Jesus, Truus! -Jesus Christ!
Damn, dirty fuckfaggots!
-Watch where you're going! -Hit him in the balls! -Yeah, come on! -Yes!
-Hey, filthy assfuckers! -Keep your hands off little boys!
Let's have some fun with them, step on it!
Don't leave me alone with this scum!
Come on guys, get after 'm!
I got ya bastard!
You like this hey?! Come on then! Aye?! Aye?!
-Lipstick! Give me some lipstick! -Here! Here!
-I'm going to make you pretty. -What a lovely mouth for a blow job!
This way you're more recognizable, you dirty faggot.
Kissable! Come on girls!
-I tied his shoestrings together! -I should have fucked him as well.
Ok guys, end of the ride, let's go.
-I don't want to go home yet... -Already...?
Ok guys, I'm out of here. My parents are away, I have the place to myself...
Eat her out!
Well, he's set for the evening...
I wish my parents had a trailer. The church wouldn't allow it.
Hey Rien, listen up...
Can't we come with you?
So you can end up behind the bar? No way. I'll see you tomorrow.
Those crybabies wanted to come inside with us.
-It's sad, they have nowhere to go. -They'll have to get down in the grass somewhere.
It tickles your bum...
-Shall we lay down? -Upstairs?
Not my room, let's take my parents' bed instead. Nice and big.
Mind the bedspread! Get off it for a moment.
What's that? Read it to me.
"Rien, don't let Maya leave too late or her mom will get worried. Dad"
Your dad is so sweet...
My old man, what a guy.
-Just look how high... -Not so high!
-We're going home, bye! -Quit it! -You'll be fine, okay?
-I'm scared, don't be an asshole! -Quit it!
Go to the back of the building! Just enter there. -Where? -Back there!
We're on our way.
Watch it, this is creepy... Over there! Through that window!
lift me up.
What are you looking at? Go find your own spot.
Come, let's go in here.
-I think I had a little too much to drink. -That's allright.
Hold on for a moment...
-I'm having my period. -Jesus! Couldn't you have told me before?
It's only just started.
That's just great.
I can't get it in.
It's totally limp.
My arm is getting tired.
It looks just like a shrimp!
I had too much booze, do you mind?
If they find out, I'll look like an idiot.
They don't have to know, let's just pretend.
But what should I do?
Just moan, like in 'Turks Fruit.'
-Eef? -Yo! -Ready?
Yeah, I just have to get rid of the mess.
-Let's go -Yeah.
-Not bad, huh? -I really nailed her good...
-Hurry up. -It was great, wasn't it?
-Super. -Wait for me!
-Hey Eef. -Wow.
(Rien) -Did you find a spot last night?
-Hey, I'm riding with Eef! -Can't I...?
-No, you go with Hans.
What, on his shitty bike? It won't start again and we'll be left behind.
It started right up this morning!
Ok guys, let's go!
What a piece of crap! It worked, right?! Everything was ok!
Calm down, it can happen to anyone.
(Speaker) # All riders in the 125cc, come to the start please #
What the hell are you waiting for, moron? the race is getting started!!
Yeah, chill out will you?!
-Will you be careful? -I want to win it.
-Well, I'll see you there. -What about me?
If you're such a good mechanic, why can't you fix my bike?
Now shut the fuck up or I'm not touching it again!
You know what's your problem? You drink too much, your hands tremble.
-Is that right? Fuck off then! Do it yourself! -Dickhead!
Out of the way!
(Speaker) # ...coming up is the 125cc... #
# that's the youth, and our youth has the future! #
# I can see them show up at the starting grid... The favorites for this race... #
# That's number 12, it's Piet... #
# Number 8 is Rien Hartman, very concentrated. There's a lot at stake! #
# ...Hey, We have a late arrival, number 21. That's Hans Blaak. #
# Hurry up boy, or you'll miss the start! #
# Just a few seconds left, ladies and gentlemen... #
# Ready... #
# ...First out of the gate is number 8, that's Rien Hartman. Way to go Rien! #
# ...They are coming round the bend. Still leading is Rien Hartman. Bravo! #
# Keep it up Rien, it's going fantastic! This way you'll make it for sure! #
Hup Rien! Hurry up! Hurry up!
(Speaker) # Now in first position is Robbie Meyer... Also a great showing! #
# Now we're in the final stages of the race and it's obvious who is going to win... #
# That's number 8, I can see him coming right now and it's Rien Hartman, the winner! #
# A wonderful performance, showing real class. Congratulations! #
-Hey, guys! -There he is, Rien!
You've won! Rien, fantastic!
That was awesome, fantastic!
-Good job Rien! -You did very well yourself.
My bike didn't work. Better luck next time...
-Let's go eat something, guys! -Wait a minute, put it on!
-Yeah, ok... -Looks nice.
Hey guys... Gerrit Witkamp!
Hey Gerrit! -Rien!
-You're not getting too good, are you? -You better watch out!
The other leg too.
-It's still cold. -I'll heat it up for you.
-If it's cold we don't cram it. -Anything else I can do for you?
-Yeah, spread 'em! -You can have my "kroket" as well. It's very hot.
-Shall I put it in the frying pan? -Ah that's good.
Let it steam for a while.
(announcer) # I can reveal that Rien Hartman is the champion. #
# I'd say, Japanese sponsors, pay attention! #
# ...pay attention to the slender young guy in white. That's number 8, Rien Hartman. #
Here's your kroket. Warm.
Wow, nice prize. Did you win it?
Don't be funny, I found it in a ditch somewhere...
Well, the champion gets to choose, it's on the house.
No way, we'll pay for it.
Mind your own business.
It happens to be my business. I'll have some fries and a salad.
I'll have a kroket.
One salad... What about you?
I'll have two fried dicks and a bear's cock.
You're so funny! What a joker!
Hey, pay up!
-That's a good one! -Pay for what? We didn't get anything.
We're not going to pay for your crap. See you later!
Hey fellas, don't be jackasses. Just pay up now.
Assholes, give me the money!
Just back off...or we'll do something different... like this!
(makes chicken noises)
Grab him! Grab him!
Stand back, I'll throw this all over him!
Now give me the money, damnit!
Pay up, I'm not going to let you screw up what little I have.
Let's have it.
Go on, give me the money, you son of a bitch.
You too. Pay up.
-Here you go. -Thanks.
(announcer) # ...and here's the man you all came to see. Gerrit Witkamp... #
-Jaap! ok! # -...Gerrit Witkamp, the national champion... #
-Hey, Witkamp is going to race! -Let's hurry to the track guys!
I'll get you. Asshole. *#@&
That girl has guts, she made them pay.
She a slut. She's worthless, just like her fries...
Jealous? -Why should I be? Isn't that right Rien?
Let's go guys!
(announcer) # Just a few seconds left before the start of the 500 cc race... #
# ...with our very own Gerrit Witkamp. #
# The tension is unbearable... If Gerrit wants to become world champion... #
# And here they go! As you can see, Gerrit Witkamp is in the lead...! #
# ...and holds on to it, he's first through the bend! #
# They can't keep up, they just can't! #
# What an fantastic start, just fantastic! #
(TV) # This puts Witkam at the top of the league, above 'De Havert,' above 'Strauss...' #
# ...with just one race left in this season, there can be no doubt... #
# ...Gerrit Witkamp will be the next world champion. #
-# For some comments... # -Hey old man!
-And? -I won!
Everyone... the new Witkamp!
Drinks are on the house.
-What about you? -I fell...
-You fell... -Hans, help me out here.
Next time, when I get a new bike.. you just wait and see.
You'll just fall again. Ladies and gentlemen. Rehearsal!
Allright, just one swig and then we start.
-Rien, here's to your victory. -Cheers, guys.
I have to get going, or the front door will be locked. Bye.
-Bye. -Leaving already?
He's not allowed to stay out late.
-What a dick. -A limp one, as well.
-What do you mean? -Truusje, We're getting started!
-I'll tell you later... -Yes!
-Are you going to help me out here? -I'll have a look around...
You have profaned the Lord's day again.
That was you sounding off your horn in front of the church this morning.
I just wanted to say hello.
Just a little joke...
Come with me.
Turn off the lights.
-You can't stand here. Get out of here. -Is that so? Why not?
You need a license.
-What's going on? -Asshole.
We don't have a license. We have to leave.
But we do have one. It's inside.
My brother was mistaken.
But, why don't you come inside officer...
I'll show you the license and make you a cup of coffee.
...MS8 reporting. Nothing to see here.
Hello. You took care of it quickly... well done...
-He'll be back. -You spoil them.
What, do you think I like doing it?
You don't seem to mind. He was a good-looking guy.
-Damnit, the tap doesn't work. -I haven't attached it yet.
Fucking piece of junk... I'd get out of this mess tomorrow if I could.
We're stuck here for the time being.
Is that right?
Move it, I want to sleep.
-Good night. -Night, little sister.
-Hi. -Hi. -Morning.
-Jesus, I'm still so sleepy. -Snooze on then...
Look over there.
Hey, it's the guy from the race.
-Stop over. -Why?
-I want to see if the girl is there. -Do it tonight, we have to get to the job now.
Go and get some groceries! Go.
-Hey babe! -Coming along?
Go wash yourselves first!
Hey, calm down will you?
Hey, set up your business over here?
-What a coincidence. -Want to grab some coffee?
Maybe some other time. Where's the local supermarket?
-Over there. -There?
-Yes. -See you around.
-Hey! I'm coming over for some fries soon! -Sure!
We've met before, right?
I wouldn't know.
You were at the race, we met.
Oh, I don't remember.
Sure, when the redheaded guy won.
That will be twenty guilders and three cents. Do you have three cents?
Where does that guy live?
I don't know who you're talking about.
-But he was with you, right? -Here you go. For free.
-Your groceries. -Thanks.
Eef! Eef, where the hell are you?
-Here! -Eef, you wanker!
-We have a surprise for you... -We found something out.
Yeah, me too. The chick from the snack bar showed up.
Yeah! They set up business on 'The Brink.'
-Have you talked to her yet? -Sure, we had some coffee.
What did she say?
She told me she thought I was hot.
-Sure... -She likes dark men.
Just because she doesn't know me. Wait till she gets a taste of me...
Fuck off, You already have a girlfied!
-Damn, we're not married. -You have Maya, you asshole.
-I'd like something else for a change. -I'm nailing her.
After me, little Hans. Then it's your turn.
Get in line, I'm first.
All of us can't do her at the same time.
-Well... -Threesome? Pretty modern.
I won't be able to get it up while you're watching.
-...or anytime for that matter. -What are you talking about?
You have to scratch open that little pimple of yours just to take a piss.
Watch out, it's dangerous!
My little pimple is still a lot bigger than your limp sausage.
Is that right? Show me.
-You show me. -I've got it...
...whoever has the biggest one gets to screw the chick.
-Are you serious? -Of course. Seems fair, also for her.
She'll be riding first class.
Close the doors.
-Are you for real? -Of course. Get the tape measure.
Come on. I'm not doing this by myself.
Let's stretch them a little.
It's too cold in here. It's not gonna work.
-How about I scratch your balls? -That sounds nice.
Get off me, freak.
-Fifteen. -Give it to me.
-Thirteen. -I've never had any complaints.
Right. Won by a hair, I guess.
-Sorry. -Ladies first...
So go ahead!
-Well, cheerio... -Cheers.
Goes down like the word of God in an elder.
-Hello. -Hey, champion.
It's you. I didn't recognize you with that silly cap on.
-Drink? -I'll have some vieux.
He'll be champion sometime. Famous, like Witkamp.
-Give it a rest old timer. -And if he doesn't, no problem...
...He can take over my business anytime he likes.
Whatever. Maybe in twenty years time.
It's a nice place, just needs to be modernized a little.
Like one of those disco bars, you mean. Don't think so.
For your trophy collection.
A reminder of when we first met, you helped me.
It's the brick...
I'm glad you like it.
It's not even the same brick, the other one was yellow.
Is that so? Maybe it's his brother.
I have to get back to work.
I'll see you around. Bye.
-Shove off! -Out of the way!
I'd like not one, not two...
...but three krokets.
And I'll have a large fries with some of the brown goo on it!
-And you? -A kroket.
-Mustard? -No, it's just fine.
-Well, I thought you we're going to hit on her? -Shall I do it?
-First my fries. -Double fries with mayonaise!
-Your fries. -Now make an effort...
Sir... go ahead.
(Surinam accent) Not to disturb you, but I'd like you to fix a kroket...
We don't need any comedians around here!
-One kroket, I'll pay right away. -Ok. 2.60
Oh, just leave it...
-Do you have anything planned for tonight? -Sure. A lot of work.
-It's my turn! -What will it be, boy?
A packet of chewing gum and a meatball.
Here you go.
-But afterwards, when you get off from work? -Then I'm going to bed. Alone.
Your large kroket is of no use to you now, is it?
-What's your problem, asshole?! -Watch it!
-Tasty kroket. -Come on, you coward!
Rien, come over here. There's someone who wants to talk to you...
-Hey Guys! Guys!
The guy from televison is here, on the track...
-He wants you guys for his TV show. -We're going to be on TV!
Guys, to the race track!
-Where are you going? -To the race track!
-So much for our customers. -I'm going to take a look.
(announcer) # He's in first place and there's only one Gran Prix left. #
# He doesn't even have to win it, second or third place is enough. #
# So we can agree about one thing... #
# ...Gerrit Witkamp will be world champion soon. #
# The TV station wants to make a big event of it... #
# ...with a parade into town. We want all of you to participate. #
# We need all of you, with your bikes... #
# ...and of course we'll need hot chicks too. 'cause hot chicks will do well on TV.#
# Especially if they're as good-looking as you are. #
-Hey, what do you think you're doing! -You're already sold?
-To him. -That's right.
# That's what I thought. So, everyone is in? #
# It will be shown on Studio Sport, four million viewers! #
-Four million viewers! -We'll be on television!
-Ok, we're in! -Yeah we'll do it!
# We'll discuss the details later, alright? #
So Mr. Henkhof, how much will you be paying us?
-Nothing. You'll get free publicity. -Once more?
I said: nothing. It's free publicity for you guys.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
-Do you belong to this biking club? -She's not a part of it.
The boys have expenses, you'll have to compensate them.
-Makes sense, right? -Yes.
-Okay, I'll pay for the gas, ok? -And the rest of it...
You want a fun show, don't you? Without us you have nothing.
No cash, no motorclub, Is that right guys?
-How much did you have in mind? -Five grand.
That's too much, half of that is enough.
Okay, 2500. Do we take it?!
Do we get it now?
1500 now, the rest after the show. Who?
Yes. Here you go.
Wow, 1500 guilders guys. Thanks Fien!
Ok guys, let's race!
-Hello! -What do you want?
-Business. -What kind of business?
-A chance for you to earn something. -Oh?
-I've got something for you. -What is it?
You do some work for the Japanese guys, don't you?
No, I work for the broadcasting company.
Yeah right, everyone knows you earn a little on the side.
You need to get the Japanese to sponsor Rien...
-Oh? And why should I do that? -Because he'll be champion, just like Gerrit.
-Champion of sack race running? -You're too funny.
He won again yesterday, you were there.
So what if I offered him a contract, sweet stuff?
-You get ten percent of his earnings. -Can you garantee this?
-Hmmmm. -Are you his girlfriend?
-No. But I will be. -Really..?
-What do you say? -I think...
...we should discuss the details in the car.
Maya! Come over here.
What is the matter? Just come.
And? Nice stuff, isn't it? I drive for the factory. Look.
-I'm sponsored by the Japanese now. -Far out. Will you be careful?
Come on. What could happen. I could break something...
-That would be bad enough. -Stop whining! Come on...
-...let's celebrate. -Wait, I have to grab my coat.
Is she coming along...?
Then I'm not.
-Why not? -Because.
-Why not! -Because!
Damnit Maya, both of you are coming along.
I don't think so. It's either her or me.
Maya, I can't get rid of her. She got me the factory contract.
Of course. So she could take you away from me.
God damnit! At least she's helping me get ahead!
All you can say is don't break something...
That's because I care about you and she doesn't.
All she thinks about is the money, I think about you. She's nothing but a cash register.
-Screw you then. -So fuck off with your cash register with a cunt!
Give me back the tagger, you prick!!
I've never seen anything this beautiful...
Keep it on, let's get the hell out of here.
-It's much too expensive. -We can afford it now.
-So what are we going to do now? -First, let's grab some chinese food.
That's not what I meant. Where are we going from here?
Let's go see a movie afterwards...
-Bully! -Damn! You little bitch...
Why don't you tell me where we'll go from now on?
Your deal with the Japanese was very clever...
If you're that clever...
...how come you are still working in a snack bar with your crazy brother?
Never had a lucky break.
-You've had one now. -Uh-uh.
-Whatever Gerrit has done, I can do too. -What his wifey can do, I can do too. Only better.
-I think we're on the right track. -Me too.
With the factory backing, I'll go all over the world. -Can I go with you?
-Uh-uh. -To Japan?
It's beautiful over there...
Maya says you screwed the television guy to get me the contract...
Is it true?
My father used to say: "Life is like a kroket...
...when you know what's in it, you'll lose your appetite for it."
My dad was a great guy.
...I love a kroket, and I'll still be eating them.
So, I'll see what this baby can do.
You're looking at the new champion.
Don't fall on your face.
-Are you coming? -After six o'clock.
-I'll see you there. -Sure.
-Daddy, can we have oranges? -Buy us some.
-Can they have oranges? -Buy some, Wim. We're on holiday.
-How much are they? -For free. Special offer.
-Whoopee! Can we have two? -I want to peel them myself!
No, no, Wim give me that bag!
-Who wants another orange? -Me, me!
-Give it to me! -Be quiet now, children.
Give me the peels, I'll put them in the plastic bag.
-What's the matter? -I'm okay.
You scared the shit out of me.
...hand it over, those are my fries...
...they'll never find them.
-...but the police are on it, right? -The police never do anything.
-...bad luck for Rien, huh? -It's over.
His dad is devastated. He's crying all day.
-Fien, help me! -I've never seen my dad do that.
Just a moment.
-Hello. -Hi. -Hi.
Sucks for Rien, doesn't it?
Once he's allowed visitors, will you come along?
I can't stand hospitals, they freak me out.
-What about you? -I think you should go first, he'd like it.
-Ladies and gentlemen, all to the bus!
-She's great, isn't she. -She's coping well.
-Do you think they will be staying here for a while? -I think so. It's a good enough spot.
Hans, are you coming?
Can I come along? There's nothing to do around here.
-Here you go, dad. -Thanks.
-Maybe I can get with her now? -Don't even think about it. I have a better chance.
-She likes blondes... -Are you nuts...?
The only way to get with her is if you have a wad of cash.
-Don't talk crap. -It's not crap!
How do you think she and Rien got together? The money.
Are you coming?
-How is he doing? -It has not really sunk in yet.
-Are you married to him? -No.
-Living together? -We were going to be...
-In love? -Yes.
I'd consider if that will be enough to last through this.
Pity won't help you, especially in the beginning. It will fade.
And it will only make things worse in the end.
-Here's a cup of tea.
How are you doing?
I'm playing handball...
They got me playing as a goalpost.
Last week I almost scored a goal.
But someone threw nails from the stand and punctured both my tires.
-Is being here helping you? -Revalidation.
I'm learning to piss again.
You have to punch yourself in the stomach every four hours and it will come out.
You have to check the clock to see if your shitting pills stopped working.
What a lovely conversation.
I don't want to see you again.
Keep the fur coat.
At least it will have been good for something.
Take a walk if you feel like it. It's pretty around here...
...Much prettier than in Japan.
-And? -Let's go.
-I guess Rien is out of the picture. -He needs a nurse, I won't be one.
-You sure got over him quickly. -What's love anyway?
I need security. If I have it, love will follow.
Hand over the money.
-Hello Rien. Hello. -Hello.
It's great to see you!
Take it easy mom, you're overreacting.
-You can get right in, you see? -We had it adapted.
Can you manage?
Dear Rien, what happened to you can't be undone. We all know that.
But we sympathise with you and your parents...
...So we all chipped in and bought you a little something.
Here you go, it's yours. It's motorized.
-Well, why don't I give it a spin. -Sure, let's go.
We'll expect you to come visit us as often as we come to see you.
That's the start button.
I might just be champion in this thing one day.
Marching band! One.. two...
-You've completely rebuilt it. -It will easier for you to go inside.
-It was supposed to be ready at twelve o'clock? -Yeah, yeah.
-Do I have to wait for that as well? -Yes. So What? I'll be right back.
-I came to get some gas. -No problem.
-Fill her up. -The car?
-You've been busy lately. -Yeah.
I want to talk to you sometime.
-How about now? -Let's take a ride.
-Hey! Come back tomorrow! -Are you mental?
-Where are we going? -Somewhere quiet. Okay?
-I've got a nice bed back in the trailer... -What do you mean?
Jesus. Dead end.
-Watch it, prick! The car's slipping away! -Fuckin' brakes!
-Jesus! I thought you could drive?! -Jesus!
-Fucking car! -Calm down, damnit!
There's my father! Use the horn!
Hey dad, over here!
-Got a towing cable? -It's in the back.
-What do you smell? -It's nice...
-...I don't smell any fries here. -No, just ditches and cow shit.
Fucking shit country, fucking lowlands...
...I'm getting out of here. I'm off to Canada.
-What's over there? -Adventure...it's not for everyone.
Man, you'll need at least ten grand to even get there and to get settled.
I'll get it... I'm nearly there.
-I've seen that woman in the pub. -It's Fien, from the snack bar.
She's no good.
-What's your problem, fucking hick farmer?! -Cool it, he's my father!
She paints her face, like the whores of Babylon.
-So I'm a whore, god damnit? -He's not talking about you, Babylon is a biblical city.
-The old guy is a jerk. -That's why I'm getting out of here.
-Are you coming along to Canada? -Man, your penniless.
-Where did you get it? -..there's more where that came from.
-Hey Rien. -Hi.
-How are you doing? -Okay.
(Surinam accent) That hits the spot!
-How's Eef doing? -I barely see him. He's always off to somewhere.
Dad and me took a day off. So did the rest of the marching band.
I'm sorry I didn't come to see you... I don't like hospitals much.
I'll show you something. Come with me.
...Not a scratch.
Those gooks were glad to get rid of me. They didn't even want them back.
That's decent of them.
You can have them. They're yours.
-You're kidding? -It's allright. I talked it over with my dad.
How am I going to pay for them? I'm broke.
I told you, they're yours. We are buddies right?
You better become the champion in my place though.
-What do you want? -Just looking.
-That's free. Are you practicing? -I got a new bike.
Dog food? But you don't have a dog.
Hey... you don't put stuff like this in a kroket, do you?
If it's good enough for Barry Hulshof's dog, it's good enough for my customers.
My aunt's been eating it for ten years, ever since my uncle lost his job.
Nope, she lives in America, in California. She's very healthy.
...for a shiny coat and a wet nose...
-Eef! Eef ate four of them. Four!
You had one too.
What about food inspectors? If the cops find out...
The police? Pffft.
Hans? My car won't start...
(Voice on Radio) # ...'Everybody's talking about Pop Muzik,' here's 'M!' #
Hey... I guess I earned a little something...
Hmm. Come inside with me...
-Yes, who else wants some? -Some hot fries please.
Delicious kroket, huh?
-It's good for your nose! -Come on.
Well well, little Hans...
-Got some practice in, kiddo? -Hey, Eef...
-Beers for the both of you? -Sure. -Fine
-That's one powerful bike! -Think you can handle it?
-If Gerrit can do it, so can I. -Yeah, but he was always the number one.
Just wait and see, I'll do the same...
if you become my mechanic, like you were for Rien.
For an amateur like you?
I can think of better ways to spend my time. I'll make better money too.
Check this out...
Two one-way plane tickets to Canada, they're valid for six months.
Yeah, in case I want to take someone with me.
-Like who? -Not you.
-This is part of the deal. -Hmmm...
-And? -Not bad...
Okay, I'm out of here.
Wait, stay here. I'm leaving anyway...
I work for a contractor, making some money on the side. I'll see you around. Bye.
-How about a beer, Hans? -Yes.
Is something going on between you and Eef?
-Here, do you smell anything? -Just hair.
No, it's the smell of fries and frying oil.
More grease, a mix of oil and horse lard.
I smell of frying oil all over, I want to get rid of the fucking smell!
By going to Canada, with Eef?
That's where your aunt is eating dog food!
-That's California... -Same thing. It's the same crap everywhere.
Why not stay with me?
Why would I?
-Because I'm going to be champion. -Do you think so?
Sure... I'm training with Witkamp.
Really? (Radio) # ...from Sweden, 'ABBA,' with 'Chiquitita!' #
-Why don't you take it off? -What about you?
-Okay? -Let's try this...
Well, here we go, I guess...
It's my brothers body building magazine...
A cock with a sense of direction...
-A rider. -Uh-uh.
-Faster? -If you like.
Look into my eyes as you come?
-I'm first. -Uh-uh.
I'm getting a beer.
-Nice and cold. -Yes...
...just like me.
Oh? I guess we'll just have to do it again.
-Again? Already? -Yes.
What are you looking at, stupid cunt?
...let me tell you, brothers and sisters...
...the Bible tells us to knock and the door will open...
...so knock on the door. Now! For Jesus is the door...
...Jesus will open to you! Halleluja! halleluja! halleluja!
For we all know, Jesus is the son of God! ...halleluja! Halleluja! Praise the Lord!
Let us be glad, the Bible tells us of Jesus of Nazareth...
...but the bible also tells us about God. Who is God?
An asshole who dealt me a shitty hand!
Disease is the devil! What is the devil? Who?
The doctor, the doctor who let me live.
The devil makes disease. God is the healer!
What are his office opening hours?
Just laugh people, laugh all you want...
...but that won't help this boy.
God's office is open anytime, son.
And you can talk to God whenever you want to...
...and I'm certain he will give you two listening ears...
It will be in stereo!
You keep that brave face boy...
...but if it becomes too much to bear, remember that office.
I can set you up an appointment. Just stop by anytime.
Brothers and sisters, we are going!
(singing) # we're on a journey together, halleluja... #
# We're on a journey together, halleluja... #
# ...to answer the question, halleluja... #
# ...what it is to be a christian today...halleluja... #
Rien! Wait a moment!
Just fuck off Maya, and take that jerk with you!
-Rien! -There's no Rien anymore!
Damn! No, I'm fine, just fine.
-Would you like some ice cream? -That's okay, give me an ice cream.
-You're really into religion, aren't you? -Uh-uh.
-That happened very suddenly. -Not at all. God was always in me...
What a dirty bastard.
One of the people with us is the son of a nerve surgeon.
Why don't you give him a try?
He's a Jew, but he's very skilled.
Negroes, Chinese, a Frisian. All of them have been tampering with me.
The only thing running about me is my nose.
What about God?
...Here boy... ...here...
Jump, come on.
-He likes you. -I'm always nice to animals..
-And to people? -Sometimes...
-Real gold? -Hmm hmm.
I can't suffer anything but gold.
I'd watch out if I were you, there are many robbers around here.
Oh, I'm not worried. I may be old but...
...look at this.
Thankfully I've never had to use it. But whoever gets hit with this...
And what if I were to use it like this...
...would you like it? Well?
Five hundred bucks, or I'll tell your wife you're a faggot.
-I don't have any money on me. -So go get some, dirty bastard.
And don't call the cops, or I tell your wife everything.
The dog stays here! Come! Hurry up!
-...you're so hurried? -I'll be right there.
Here you go.
Get him! Yeah!
I'll get you, damnit!
-There he is! -Get him!
-He can't get through! -Over there! Get 'm!
Over here boys.
Spread the legs!
Shut the fuck up or I'll piss in your face!
Yes, come on. You.
Hurry up, hurry up, man.
-Come on, next one. -Change!
Okay, you're next.
-Jesus, what a wet mess... -Hurry up!
Ok boys, countdown.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!
Yes, move it boys!
-Why did you get me? -Because.
We felt like it.
-Because I'm robbing gays? -Not at all.
We saw you doing your thing and we thought: what a hunk. Let's get that one.
-Don't touch me! -Down boy... You liked it quite a bit.
-I'm no dirty fag. -But what do you know, Eef...
-What did you want with my sister, anyway? -Nothing.
Keep it that way.
I don't give a shit that you're a thief...
...but my sister is too good for a queer.
I'm not a queer!
Come on kid, just admit it...
Why the fuck would you even care about something you are. Hmm?
Just be honest with yourself.
Hi, We're getting started.
Break the shocks with your thighs, don't stick to your saddle.
I know. I've raced before today!
Come here will you...
Hey, wait for me!
Come on, Hans. One more time.
Do it again, you're doing fine.
-Are you hurt? -Get off the track!
I thought you wanted to train?
Come on wimp! We're not there yet.
Go on,get up! Go play somewhere!
-How did it go? -Fantastic, this will be a hoot.
-Have you got enough? -Plenty, we can only take the joke so far.
-What a great idea! -Here, take a look at it.
I'm going to contrast it with you.
That kid is a real clown!
We got him for free.
Add a funny tune and it'll go down really well.
Jesus, just look at it. The kid is hopeless!
He'll probably win a prize sometime...
Yeah, for being a first class sucker!
Look at that!
Fien! That Gerrit is awesome!
Will take me a while to get there yet...
...but that bike is great.
-My sister. -Then I'm out of here...
-Hello Eef! -Hi. -Nice to...
I thought about it a bit more and I'd like to come to Canada with you.
Making big money sounds good to me.
Why don't you tell her.
It's about time you opened your own trap.
What's with him?
We nailed the guy in Rotterdam...
He took to it.
It's about time we left here.
This could only happen to me, three strikes, three misses.
I always have bad luck.
I'm a fairy.
What do you mean, boy.
-I'm queer. -Hmmm.
What's that then?
It's in the bible. Leviticus 20:13.
'If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman...'
...both of them have committed an abomination.'
You are the lowest of the low.
Hitting me won't hurt me.
God punishes you through my hand...
I will keep praying for you afterwards.
You can pray until the paint falls from the walls, I am what I am.
Brother and sisters! This was a fine and strong song...
...in which we gave praise to the Lord.
-Halleluja! -Halleluja! Praise the Lord!
Oh Lord, aid us in our time of need...
...when we are diseased and struck by grief.
Brothers and sisters, whoever wants something from the Lord...
...let him come to me.
For the Lord will give us what we ask of him.
Come all, have joy in your hearts and come to me.
I lay my hands on you. Believe... believe.
No, god damnit Maya,stay in your chair! Don't act like an idiot!
-Dear sister... -Oh brother..
-What can the Lord do for you?
I have such pain, here...
People, dear people...
Let us all pray for God to redeem this woman.
He will do this, if we ask it.
Oh Lord. We know...
...that you can cure this woman of her pain.
We know your strength, your power.
Oh brother, I feel relief!
God damnit Maya, god damn...
Praise the Lord, Halleluja!
Please. Will you help us?
God's office is always open, son.
...we do not know your purpose. We face a dark mirror...
...and because of this we pray to you Lord.
Because we understand this boy's desire to walk.
Give him the courage. Give him the strength.
Give him Lord, what he yearns for. Let him walk, oh Lord.
Give him strength, we beg you!
We beg you, oh Lord, give him the strength to wa...
Nothing, just like all the rest.
It was the first time...
And the last.
Maya, take me.
Here? Do you want it here?
Where else? At your place, on the couch?
At our place, beneath the shaded-lamp?
Are you scared?!
Or are you afraid God won't lend a helping hand?
As hard as freshly made spaghetti.
Nothing, god damnit. Nothing!
I don't care about that.
But I do.
I want it so bad.
Here is what I want! Inside my head!
-Is that so terrible? -Isn't it?
When it's in your head, and nowhere else?
In here, but nothing down there?
What am I going to do?!
What am I going to do!!
...Witkamp, Witkamp, Witkamp...
-Take off your helmet for a moment. -What?
-Hey Hans, come on. -Hans, go with us!
...Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit...
(announcer) # Ladies and gentlemen, it's about to be decided. #
# The riders are getting ready and Gerrit is on the far right... #
# ...a great starting position. Just a few seconds and... #
# ...off they go! Fantastic! #
# Gerrit is leading straight away. He's delivering, totally delivering! #
# Gerrit's leading the pack! #
-Here you go. -Thanks.
One fries, who?
-Can't you see me anymore? -That's for me...
-You're standing there, aren't you? -Why aren't you in town?
I didn't like the place anymore.
-And the same goes for me? -That's right.
-I thought you liked me? -Liked, sure.
Come on boy, what have you got to offer? No money, no future, come on.
Here you go, another fries. (announcer) # ...I can see them coming, at the front... #
# Yes, I can see them coming... And Gerrit is leading, it's Gerrit! #
# He's gone, totally free of the competition! #
-I do have something to offer. -Really? Like what?
I don't know. All I know is that I think you're an amazing girl.
Come back when you have something to offer.
Everyone! Food and drinks are free!
-You dare? -Of course.
...Witkamp,Witkamp, Witkamp, Witkamp...
...to become the champion...
-Why don't you shut up, idiot? -Shithead! Idiot!
Gerrit my boy, I think you are one of the greats!
-Hey everyone, it's 'Studio Sport!' -Beer, guys!
# Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We have a world champion... #
Beer! Beer, beer!
-Where's Rien? -He wanted to get out for a bit.
You understand why, don't you?
-Out of the way! -Gerrit!
Come on guys, give the man some space, he has to stand in front.
# But before we show you, we here at Studio Sport... #
# ...want to toast to the new world champion. #
-# Gerrit, congratulations! # -Cheers!
-Don't fuck around with that television! -Attention!
-There he is! -# Here's Gerrit Witkamp, our national champion.... #
-Look, it's me! See? -Quiet!
(Surinam accent) And what do we know for sure?
Gerrit IS world champion!
-Witkamp, Witkamp, Witkamp! -Hey Gerrit!
Hey Gerrit, take a look at this! Here...
...look, it's a telegram... from the Queen.
-You're joking? -No, just look.
-Damn, it's real... -Yes...
...boys, long live the Queen! Now drink!
Hey, don't touch that!
You look like an idiot now anyway.
Off. Turn it off!
I said don't touch, or we'll redecorate this place!
Are you totally fucked in the head?
Don't touch him!
Okay, we're going to redecorate around here!
Hey boys, watch me!
Cafe 'The Harmonie!' Police, police!
Ooh Gerrie Gerrie!
And you, take this!
Need a dentist?
Get the TV, out of the window!
-Police! Police! -Time to split!
-Let's go guys! -Let's get the hell out of here!
Nice of you to stop by...
-Come to me... -What?
The Hartman boy has killed himself.
Will you tell the father?
Jos, something terrible has happened...
Rien is dead.
Give me a hand.
-Hey. -Hello. -Hi.
-What a mess.. -Yes.
-Rien's dad had a breakdown. -Of course...
The pub will be sold.
-Really? -Hm hm
-Do you have money? -No.
Sure you do...
What if you sell the factory bikes?
Shall we take a look inside?
-I might have a nice little job for you. -Well, well...
We can really make something out of this...
Sure, just make a few changes here and there.
Hey... how about we break through that wall and turn it into a snack bar?
We could sell fries!
And this will be the pub area...
And over there we put some pinball machines.
And this is a good space for dancing, during the weekends.
Yeah. That sounds pretty good.
-I think we'll be okay... -I do too.
-Hey little Hans... -Little Fien... hey...
-Sugar? -Yes please.
Another one. Thanks.
-You? -No thanks...
-I'll look pregnant. -He's too fat.
Wait a moment... Be right back.
Coming along for the ride?
Wherever we want to go.
What about it?
I'll beat him some day...
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Simpsons 01x10 - Homers Night Out
Simpsons 01x11 - The Crepes Of Wrath
Simpsons 01x12 - Krusty Gets Busted
Simpsons 01x13 - Some Enchanted Evening
Simpsons The 05x01 - Homers Barbershop Quartet
Simpsons The 05x02 - Cape Feare
Simpsons The 05x03 - Homer Goes To College
Simpsons The 05x04 - Rosebud
Simpsons The 05x05 - Tree House Of Horror
Simpsons The 05x06 - Marge On The Lam
Simpsons The 05x07 - Barts Inner Child
Simpsons The 05x08 - Boy Scoutz N The Hood
Simpsons The 05x09 - The Last-Temptation Of Homer
Simpsons The 05x10 - $pringfield
Simpsons The 05x11 - Homer The Vigilante
Simpsons The 05x12 - Bart Gets Famous
Simpsons The 05x13 - Homer And Apu
Simpsons The 05x14 - Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy
Simpsons The 05x15 - Deep Space Homer
Simpsons The 05x16 - Homer Loves Flanders
Simpsons The 05x17 - Bart Gets An Elephant
Simpsons The 05x18 - Burns Heir
Simpsons The 05x19 - Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song
Simpsons The 05x20 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Simpsons The 05x21 - Lady Bouviers Lover
Simpsons The 05x22 - Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Sin noticias de Dios
Sinbad - Legend Of The Seven Seas
Since Otar Left 2003
Since You Went Away CD1
Since You Went Away CD2
Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine
Singin in the Rain
Singing Detective The
Singles (2003) CD1
Singles (2003) CD2
Sink The Bismarck
Sinnui yauman II
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD1
Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit CD2
Six Days Seven Nights
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Six Feet Under
Six String Samurai
Six Strong Guys (2004)
Sixteen Candles CD1
Sixteen Candles CD2
Sixth Sense The
Skammen (Shame Bergman 1968)
Skazka o tsare Saltane
Skulls The (Collectors Edition)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Slap Shot 2
Sleepers (1996) CD1
Sleepers (1996) CD2
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleepy Hollow 1999
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD1
Sleuth (Mankiewicz 1972) CD2
Sliding Doors 1992
Sling Blade CD1
Sling Blade CD2
Small Change (FranÇois Truffaut 1976)
Small Time Crooks 2000
Smell of Fear The
Smokey and the Bandit
Snake Of June A (2002)
Snake Pit The
Snatch - Special Edition
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs 1937
So Close 2002
Sobibor 14 Octobre 1943
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD1
Solaris (Tarkovsky) CD2
Solaris - Criterion Collection
Solaris 2002 - Behind the Planet
Solaris 2002 Inside
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD1
Soldaat Van Oranje 1977 CD2
Soldiers Story A (Norman Jewison 1984)
Solomon and Sheba CD1
Solomon and Sheba CD2
Sombre 25fps 1998
Some Kind of Monster CD1
Some Kind of Monster CD2
Something The Lord Made CD1
Something The Lord Made CD2
Somethings Gotta Give CD1
Somethings Gotta Give CD2
Son In Law
Song of the South
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD1
Soul Guardians The (1998) CD2
Soul Keeper The (2003)
Sound of Music The
South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
South Park 01x01 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
South Park 01x02 - Weight Gain 4000
South Park 01x03 - Volcano
South Park 01x04 - Big Gay Als Big Gay Boatride
South Park 01x05 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
South Park 01x06 - Death
South Park 01x07 - Pinkeye
South Park 01x08 - Jesus VS Satan
South Park 01x09 - Starvin Marvin
South Park 01x10 - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park 01x11 - Toms Rhinoplasty
South Park 01x12 - Mecha Striesand
South Park 01x13 - Cartmans Mom is a Dirty Slut
Soylent Green 1973
Spanish Prisoner The CD1
Spanish Prisoner The CD2
Spark the Lighter
Spartacus 2004 CD1
Spartacus 2004 CD2
Spartacus Fixed 1960
Spartan 2004 CD1
Spartan 2004 CD2
Spawn (Directors Cut)
Species 3 CD1
Species 3 CD2
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Spellbound (Hitchcock 1945)
Spider Man 2 CD1
Spider Man 2 CD2
Spies Like Us 1985
Spirit of the Beehive
Spirited Away CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD1
Spirits of the Dead 1968 CD2
Spongebob Squarepants The Movie
Springtime In A Small Town
Spun (Unrated Version)
Spy Who Came In from the Cold The
Spy Who Loved Me The
Spy Who Shagged Me The - New Line Platinum Series
St Johns Wort - (Otogiriso) 25fps 2001
Stage Beauty 2004
Stage Fright 1950
Stalker 1979 CD1
Stalker 1979 CD2
Star Trek Generations CD1
Star Trek Generations CD2
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode IV A New Hope
Star Wars - Episode I The Phantom Menace
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD1
Star Wars Episode 4 (A New Hope) CD2
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD1
Star Wars Episode 5 (Empire Strikes Back) CD2
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD1
Star Wars Episode 6 (Return of the Jedi) CD2
Stargate SG1 1x01 Children of the Gods
Stargate SG1 1x02 The enemy Within
Stargate SG1 1x03 Emancipation
Stargate SG1 1x04 The Broca Divide
Stargate SG1 1x05 The First Commandment
Stargate SG1 1x06 Cold Lazarus
Stargate SG1 1x07 The Nox
Stargate SG1 1x08 Brief Candle
Stargate SG1 1x09 Thors Hammer
Stargate SG1 1x10 The Torment of Tantalus
Stargate SG1 1x11 Bloodlines
Stargate SG1 1x12 Fire and Water
Stargate SG1 1x13 Hathor
Stargate SG1 1x14 Singularity
Stargate SG1 1x15 The Cor AI
Stargate SG1 1x16 Enigma
Stargate SG1 1x17 Solitudes
Stargate SG1 1x18 Tin Man
Stargate SG1 1x19 There but for the Grace of God
Stargate SG1 1x20 Politics
Stargate SG1 1x21 Within the Serpents Grasp
Stargate SG1 2x01 The serpents lair
Stargate SG1 2x02 In the line of duty
Stargate SG1 2x03 Prisoners
Stargate SG1 2x04 The gamekeeper
Stargate SG1 2x05 Need
Stargate SG1 2x06 Thors chariot
Stargate SG1 2x07 Message in a bottle
Stargate SG1 2x08 Family
Stargate SG1 2x09 Secrets
Stargate SG1 2x10 Bane
Stargate SG1 2x11 The tokra part 1
Stargate SG1 2x12 The tokra part 2
Stargate SG1 2x13 Spirits
Stargate SG1 2x14 Touchstone
Stargate SG1 2x15 The fifth race
Stargate SG1 2x16 A matter of time
Stargate SG1 2x17 Holiday
Stargate SG1 2x18 Serpents song
Stargate SG1 2x19 One false step
Stargate SG1 2x20 Show and tell
Stargate SG1 2x21 1969
Stargate SG1 3x01 Into The Fire II
Stargate SG1 3x02 Seth
Stargate SG1 3x03 Fair Game
Stargate SG1 3x04 Legacy
Stargate SG1 3x05 Learning Curve
Stargate SG1 3x06 Point Of View
Stargate SG1 3x07 Deadman Switch
Stargate SG1 3x08 Demons
Stargate SG1 3x09 Rules Of Engagement
Stargate SG1 3x10 Forever In A Day
Stargate SG1 3x11 Past And Present
Stargate SG1 3x12 Jolinars Memories
Stargate SG1 3x13 The Devil You Know
Stargate SG1 3x14 Foothold
Stargate SG1 3x15 Pretense
Stargate SG1 3x16 Urgo
Stargate SG1 3x17 A Hundred Days
Stargate SG1 3x18 Shades Of Grey
Stargate SG1 3x19 New Ground
Stargate SG1 3x20 Maternal Instinct
Stargate SG1 3x21 Crystal Skull
Stargate SG1 3x22 Nemesis
Stargate SG1 4x01 Small Victories
Stargate SG1 4x02 The Other Side
Stargate SG1 4x03 Upgrades
Stargate SG1 4x04 Crossroads
Stargate SG1 4x05 Divide And Conquer
Stargate SG1 4x06 Window Of Opportunity
Stargate SG1 4x07 Watergate
Stargate SG1 4x08 The First Ones
Stargate SG1 4x09 Scorched Earth
Stargate SG1 4x10 Beneath The Surface
Stargate SG1 4x11 Point Of No Return
Stargate SG1 4x12 Tangent
Stargate SG1 4x13 The Curse
Stargate SG1 4x14 The Serpents Venom
Stargate SG1 4x15 Chain Reaction
Stargate SG1 4x16 2010
Stargate SG1 4x17 Absolute Power
Stargate SG1 4x18 The Light
Stargate SG1 4x19 Prodigy
Stargate SG1 4x20 Entity
Stargate SG1 4x21 Double Jeopardy
Stargate SG1 4x22 Exodus
Stargate SG1 5x01 Enemies
Stargate SG1 5x02 Threshold
Stargate SG1 5x03 Ascension
Stargate SG1 5x04 Fifth Man
Stargate SG1 5x05 Red Sky
Stargate SG1 5x06 Rite Of Passage
Stargate SG1 5x07 Beast Of Burden
Stargate SG1 5x08 The Tomb
Stargate SG1 5x09 Between Two Fires
Stargate SG1 5x10 2001
Stargate SG1 5x11 Desperate Measures
Stargate SG1 5x12 Wormhole X-Treme
Stargate SG1 5x13 Proving Ground
Stargate SG1 5x14 48 Hours
Stargate SG1 5x15 Summit
Stargate SG1 5x16 Last Stand
Stargate SG1 5x17 Failsafe
Stargate SG1 5x18 The Warrior
Stargate SG1 5x19 Menace
Stargate SG1 5x20 The Sentinel
Stargate SG1 5x21 Meridian
Stargate SG1 5x22 Revelations
Stargate SG1 6x01 Redemption Part 1
Stargate SG1 6x02 Redemption Part 2
Stargate SG1 6x03 Descent
Stargate SG1 6x04 Frozen
Stargate SG1 6x05 Nightwalkers
Stargate SG1 6x06 Abyss
Stargate SG1 6x07 Shadow Play
Stargate SG1 6x08 The Other Guys
Stargate SG1 6x09 Allegiance
Stargate SG1 6x10 Cure
Stargate SG1 6x11 Prometheus
Stargate SG1 6x12 Unnatural Selection
Stargate SG1 6x13 Sight Unseen
Stargate SG1 6x14 Smoke n Mirrors
Stargate SG1 6x15 Paradise Lost
Stargate SG1 6x16 Metamorphosis
Stargate SG1 6x17 Disclosure
Stargate SG1 6x18 Forsaken
Stargate SG1 6x19 The Changeling
Stargate SG1 6x20 Memento
Stargate SG1 6x21 Prophecy
Stargate SG1 6x22 Full Circle
Stargate SG1 7x01 Fallen
Stargate SG1 7x02 Homecoming
Stargate SG1 7x03 Fragile Balance
Stargate SG1 7x04 Orpheus
Stargate SG1 7x05 Revisions
Stargate SG1 7x06 Lifeboat
Stargate SG1 7x07 Enemy Mine
Stargate SG1 7x08 Space Race
Stargate SG1 7x09 Avenger 2 0
Stargate SG1 7x10 Birthright
Stargate SG1 7x10 Heroes II
Stargate SG1 7x11 Evolution I
Stargate SG1 7x12 Evolution II
Stargate SG1 7x13 Grace
Stargate SG1 7x14 Fallout
Stargate SG1 7x15 Chimera
Stargate SG1 7x16 Death Knell
Stargate SG1 7x17 Heroes I
Stargate SG1 7x19 Resurrection
Stargate SG1 7x20 Inauguration
Stargate SG1 7x21-22 The Lost City I n II
Starship Troopers (Special Edition)
Starship Troopers 2
Story Of A Kiss
Strange aventure de Docteur Molyneux
Street Of Love And Hope (Nagisa Oshima 1959)
Street of shame (Akasen chitai)
Streetcar Named Desire A
Summer Tale A 2000
Sunday Lunch (2003)
Super 8 Stories
Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
Surviving the Game
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD1
Swedish Love Story A (1970) CD2
Sweetest Thing The (Unrated Version)
Swordsman III - The East is Red
Sylvester - Canned Feud (1951)
Sylvester - Speedy Gonzales (1955)
Sylvester and Elmer - Kit for Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Porky - Scaredy Cat (1948)
Sylvester and Tweety - Canary Row (1950)
Sylvester and Tweety - Putty Tat Trouble (1951)
Sylvester and Tweety - Tweetys SOS (1951)